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Cthulhu-versailles
02-28-2007, 10:57 PM
Batman does not know he is being hunted by you to start, and only through your own sloppyness can he find out.

You Know Batman's secret Identity.
You have whatever contacts you have in real-life.]
You are given an attache case with nothing in it.
You are given 235 dollars.

Fight takes place in a hybrid Gotham and your hometown.
No Superheroes outside of Batman exist, but Batman still has some contacts, but nothing in the police.
Batman's Gadgets are limited to what does and or likely would exist in our world.

Batman does not have camera's and 'insert techno haxes' set up throughout the city, but only at his mansion.

Your preptime is limited to whatever your real-life resources allow.
Your actions and skills are limited to your real-life abilties.
You have 15 days to prepare.
You must strike on the 16th day.

What's going to happen ?
Where are you going to strike ?
Will you go for a hostage ?
Will you go Kamikaze and take out the whole shibang ?
Will you bake him a cake ???
Will you try to seduce him ???????

Taleran
02-28-2007, 11:03 PM
please look at who your trying to take down


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Impossible I say

Superrazien
02-28-2007, 11:09 PM
If I die my good friend Chuck Norris will avenge me. The Batman cant run or hide anywhere.

Comic Book Guy
02-28-2007, 11:11 PM
Cassandra Cain bans me from killing her arguable foster father.

Vynjira
02-28-2007, 11:12 PM
Does he still have all his money? He wins in said case.

1234567890
02-28-2007, 11:15 PM
you do realize you want someone who is not a super hero to take down batman. Batman pwns more face before lunch than most people do in their entire life.

Giovanni Rild
02-28-2007, 11:19 PM
I shoot him in the head with a gun I purchased illegally while he is Bruce Wayne.

Orion
02-28-2007, 11:20 PM
I shoot him in the head with a gun I purchased illegally while he is Bruce Wayne.

Yes because people havnt tried shooting him before......

mystictrunks
02-28-2007, 11:21 PM
I tell Gotham news Wayne is bats,while he's gettig mobbed by reporters outside Wayne Industries I'll come out and cap him like they did to Harvey lee Oswald.

Giovanni Rild
02-28-2007, 11:24 PM
Yes because people havnt tried shooting him before......

Batman's been shot before. and if he doesn't see it coming, then he's dead.

Don't pull this crap. Batman's human. If I came up behind him on a crowded street and put one in his brain, he's dead.

Thanatos
02-28-2007, 11:34 PM
I couldn't kill a person, period.

Kaiox
03-01-2007, 12:06 AM
please look at who your trying to take down


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Impossible I say
Dude that is so badass.

But in real life, I do not have access to a gun, so I'd get pwned before I say "Oh fsck!*

Alucard45Maximum
03-01-2007, 12:11 AM
I wouldn't want to kill Batman :(

Endless Mike
03-01-2007, 12:36 AM
I could reveal his secret identity to everyone who has a grudge against him

Rangamaru
03-01-2007, 01:39 AM
$235 is enough to hire a crack head to do my bidding. Crack heads have enhanced strength and speed--how else to they jack cars and outrun cops. Batman will be up by 8 and dead by 12.

blacklusterseph004
03-01-2007, 04:53 AM
I could reveal his secret identity to everyone who has a grudge against himHe could probably fight those guys off for at least 16 days anyway. Ideally, I would purchase a 50 caliber sniper rifle and take him out when he left the house. 15 days would hopefully be long enough to become at least moderately competent with the weapon. Unfortunately, with my contacts, I could probably never aquire such a weapon. Thus Rild's idea of capping Bruce in a public area with a side arm seems the way to go.

Rice Ball
03-01-2007, 05:26 AM
I could reveal his secret identity to everyone who has a grudge against him

That seems the most likely was.
You could do this and spend all the money at a strip club or something while you wait for the joker to do the job for you.

Birkin
03-01-2007, 10:32 AM
Reveal his identity worldwide should do the trick

Jeltz
03-01-2007, 11:29 AM
Reveal his identity worldwide should do the trick

That just means Batman has to go into hiding and loses his public identity.

CrazyMoronX
03-01-2007, 11:31 AM
I'd tell Superman he is banging Lois.

Birkin
03-01-2007, 11:32 AM
That just means Batman has to go into hiding and loses his public identity.

Then alot of nuclear bombs would go off :wtf

k-k-Kyle
03-01-2007, 11:50 AM
I'd tell Superman he is banging Lois.

LOL!!!!!!

I'd just take a snipe to his dome. B)

Coaxmetal
03-01-2007, 11:58 AM
He could probably fight those guys off for at least 16 days anyway. Ideally, I would purchase a 50 caliber sniper rifle and take him out when he left the house. 15 days would hopefully be long enough to become at least moderately competent with the weapon. Unfortunately, with my contacts, I could probably never aquire such a weapon. Thus Rild's idea of capping Bruce in a public area with a side arm seems the way to go.

These two plans seem the best bet and what I would probably do, but even then it would be a toss up chance. Also, eventhough he is just a regular human he is pretty durable and can take alot of punishment.

K I S K E
03-01-2007, 12:04 PM
Hush planned for like... A year two kill Bats, and he failed.. What could I do?

mystictrunks
03-01-2007, 12:12 PM
In all honesty getting a bunch of base heads to jump Wayne is the best idea here. He's gone down against less.

Kagutsuchi
03-01-2007, 12:21 PM
Just go up to him and stab him whilst he's not looking.

Sarcekay
03-01-2007, 12:48 PM
I think I could kill him. Killing somebody isn't hard, its killing somebody without getting caught that would be the problem. And I dont think I could kill him without getting caught. I supose thats what the 15 days prep time could be used for, planing how to do it without getting caught.

The Nameless Pharaoh
03-01-2007, 02:56 PM
I know his identity ?. *Writes his name on the Death Note*. I win.

Thanatos
03-01-2007, 02:59 PM
You can make or find a deathnote in 15 days?

I salute you. :salute

Hamaru
03-01-2007, 03:07 PM
Yea, I would snipe him while he is beating up someone else...

Halcyon Days
03-01-2007, 04:05 PM
yeah, i would set remote mines in the place that i set up a fake crime to happen, then blow his ass away.

Un
03-01-2007, 04:20 PM
I freak out for a while about the fact that Batman is real. After I calm down I surrender and go spend my $235.

Gunners
03-01-2007, 04:45 PM
No I wouldn't be able too kill him with 15 days prep time my current contacts and 235$.

Kisame
03-01-2007, 05:00 PM
add a 0 behind that money and I could


Cant get any materials with that

master bruce
03-02-2007, 02:42 PM
You wait send an invitation wait for batman to go to wayne corp for a meeting or whatever.

this is the prime time to attack him since most none of his enemies know his identity.
You wait for him to get out of the car.
Then you come out from beside the alley way.
He is walking into the building and isn't looking at you since you know he is perceptive you don't allow him to get sight of you.
You take out your ak-47 that you stole from the gun store and fire it on full auto matic,not even batman can dodge this fire at point blank range and not caught off guard.


Or you could just shoot him from 500 yards away.

mystictrunks
03-02-2007, 06:46 PM
You people are acting like Bruce Wayne will show off his Batman skills in public. He won't he acts like a bumbling fool as long as people are around. Just wait outside Wayne Industries and eventually Bruce will walk by,shoot him with the gun you bought at a pawnshop and you win.

tanukibeast
03-02-2007, 09:01 PM
add a 0 behind that money and I could


Cant get any materials with that

If you're going to commit murder, you might as well steal.

I'd take him down the hard way. I'd get me and all of my friends (basically the football, soccer, and track teams at my school) and just gangbang him.

Kisame
03-02-2007, 09:13 PM
If you're going to commit murder, you might as well steal.


stealing would get u caught by the cops


I need the full 15 days to make sure everything goes right. I need 3 days for materials another 3 days to plan his schedule out and use the rest of my time to find an opening where I can kill him and make a get away.

I have no idea where I can get a Carbon Dioxide sniper rifle tho as that would be my method of killing

thegoodjae
03-03-2007, 02:09 AM
i will kill the girl he likes thus making him hold her hands, and i i cap him too. simple. no wait...cant cause i ont see myself even holding a real gun to kill someone.

Taleran
03-03-2007, 03:54 AM
I couldn't kill a person, period.



that'd probably be my answer aswell

mystictrunks
03-03-2007, 04:05 AM
Wow this takes place in a mixture of Gotham and our hometowns. Super easy.

Since Wayne is rich everyone would know where his house was. I'd tell some of my gangster friends that he's the guy whose been beating up all their friends.

They all go to Wayne manor and beat him down with bats,chains,fists,and then bust a cap in his dome.

Haruni
03-03-2007, 04:25 AM
The main thing here is you know his secret identity, he doesn't lead a secluded life, it's accually a very social life making him an easy target, since not getting caught doesn't matter.