Gai vs All of Akatsuki except Kisame

[Neji]

I think Gai would win

[̣]

QFT .

[PradaBrada]

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[PradaBrada]

reserved for points I will make later :GB :GB

[PradaBrada]

reserved for points I will make later :GB :GB :GB

[Roy]

...Gai loses..

[Neji]

I enjoy to see the points that you will make later on Prada :)

[gabha]

The most accurate simulation you'll find:
Can't u see how simple life is...forget titles, numbers, levels and look at how thing works

Gai run at 300km/h, Akatsuki don't

SIMULATION: Gai in akatsuki's base


Akatsuki learder: "HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GREEN THING MOVING AT 300KM/H"

Itachi confused: "I DON'T KNOW DAMN, MY 3 TOMOE SHARIGAN CAN'T SEE"

Then Sasori summon 100 puppets but it fails...Sasori start cry when Gai in less than 5 seconds destroy all his puppets with a extremely high speed combo...Sasori became history with just one Punch

When Deidara see that scene, shestarts blow the base with bombs without even think

the chaos and the panic take control of all members

Itachi scream: "JESUS CRIST WE GONNA DIE"

Itachi starts run as usual, but its useless he got pwned by a kick at 300km/h, now with 70% of his bones completely broken Itachi scream:" JESUS CRIST MY LEGS...I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS:cry "

imagine the situation...something moving at 300km/h and u cant do nothing...U GONNA DIE!!!

Hidan crying start prey: "LORD CAN U HEAR, ME SAVE MY ASS I'M GONNA DI..**kicked in his head at 300km/h**

while that zetsu stand without move trying to pass as a tree

Deidara start to fly out of the base, its useless she is cut in half by one kick

While the only thing u can hear are bones breaking, Kakuzu offer money in trade of his life

Gai don't give a fuck and Kakuzu legs and etc are now around the all base

The End

[Neji]

OMG :rotfl


ITS OVER WE WIN

[Kyon]

Gai fucking wins. Curbstomp.

[Soi Fon]

Bijuu levels like Gai don't need information to fight, they just destroy.

[̣]

Gai facing all Bijuu is like jacking a wheelchair from a cripple.

[iander]

*Gai comes to the Akatsuki Cave*

Zetsu: That weird guy in a green suit is coming again

Itachi: Dont underestimate him he is strong

*Kakuzu fires all masks and Gai's body is ripped into lots of tiny pieces

Kakuzu: Dont underestimate who?

Hidan: Itachi, you are such a freaking pussy

[mootz]

*itachi picks up the phone*
itachi: heeeeello
*gai in a whisper*
gai: im in your base
itachi: what who is this, what do you want
gai: im in your base killing all your dudes!
itachi: Al i need help...
gai:dynamic entry!
*dead bloody akatsukis*
kakashi: i didnt even get a chance to use MS. Gai sometimes you need to hold back....
gai:dynamic entry!
*exit gai*

[̣]

*Gai comes to the Akatsuki Cave*

Zetsu: That weird guy in a green suit is coming again

Itachi: Dont underestimate him he is strong

*Kakuzu fires all masks and Gai's body is ripped into lots of tiny pieces

Kakuzu: Dont underestimate who?

Hidan: Itachi, you are such a freaking pussy

*pieces reconfigure*

Kakuzu: Wtf ? No Wai !!!

Itachi: Told u n00b

*lightspeed green flash*

Itachi: *eyes ripped out*

Kakuzu: *strangled in own tentacles*

Hidan: *With head on ground* OMG WTF !1!!!1! &@#$% !

Gai: Pwnt !

[durtycheese]

gai wins and destroys all akatsuki with dynamic entry and the nice guy pose.

[Comic Book Guy]

Can't u see how simple life is...forget titles, numbers, levels and look at how thing works

Alrighty then.

Gai run at 300km/h, Akatsuki don't

And this speed of Gai was exactly measured where in the Naruto manga?

SIMULATION: Gai in akatsuki's base

Akatsuki learder: "HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GREEN THING MOVING AT 300KM/H"

Seems out of character for the AL to act as such, from what we've seen of him so far.

Itachi confused: "I DON'T KNOW DAMN, MY 3 TOMOE SHARIGAN CAN'T SEE"

Well, that depends on Itachi and how physically able is he. Again, it's OOC for him to say such dialogue.

Then Sasori summon 100 puppets but it fails...Sasori start cry when Gai in less than 5 seconds destroy all his puppets with a extremely high speed combo...Sasori became history with just one Punch

If Sasori is in that puppet of his, I don't see how he can summon the 100 puppets. After that, he summoned the Kazekage puppet.

When Deidara see that scene, shestarts blow the base with bombs without even think

Deidara's male. Against such dire threats, he'd probably pull that clay clone explosion. Though, in the base, that's debatable. Maybe he'll flee and fly.

the chaos and the panic take control of all members

Itachi scream: "JESUS CRIST WE GONNA DIE"

Christianity exists in Naruto?

Itachi starts run as usual, but its useless he got pwned by a kick at 300km/h, now with 70% of his bones completely broken Itachi scream:" JESUS CRIST MY LEGS...I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS "

Well, if the jaw is broken, then the dialogue can't really be that fluent.

Again, when was Gai measured to run at 300/km per hour in the Naruto manga?

imagine the situation...something moving at 300km/h and u cant do nothing...U GONNA DIE!!!

That is IF Gai can indeed move at the exact, measured speed of 300km/hr.

Hidan crying start prey: "LORD CAN U HEAR, ME SAVE MY ASS I'M GONNA DI..**kicked in his head at 300km/h**

Hidan would probably say he'll bite Gai to death, like he said to Shikamaru. Of course, I can't really see that happening.

while that zetsu stand without move trying to pass as a tree

Understandable; we haven't seen what he's fully capable of as of yet.

Deidara start to fly out of the base, its useless she is cut in half by one kick

Well, it depends on how high and far Deidara is.

While the only thing u can hear are bones breaking, Kakuzu offer money in trade of his life

Would he have the money on hand?

Gai don't give a fuck and Kakuzu legs and etc are now around the all base

Well, after the required 5 heart elimination.

The End

To a most interesting opinion.

But, we know that Gai didn't take care of Hidan and Kakuzu; Shikamaru and Kakashi and Naruto did respectively.

Furthermore, is this base Gai or gated Gai?

If so, which Gates are opened then?

And depending on the Gates opened, would Gai last long enough before his body literally collapses from the strain or even expires?

[̣]

^ It's a joke dude :P

[Roy]

^and thats why you negged me?

[Comic Book Guy]

^ It's a joke dude :P

I know.

Warming up prior to the day.

[̣]

^and thats why you negged me?

I will explain in PM to prevent unwanted spam.

[Kuya]

Wtf? Seriously?

Gai.

[Miyata Prime]

Gabha, and the quote he brung with him won the thread.


/close

[Dread_Manda]

Gai gets curbstomped so badly its not even funny. Wait a minute is this a joke thread?

[Neji]

^no, Gai wins

[Soi Fon]

^ It's a joke dude :P

And you call yourself a disciple of the Gaible? This thread is serius biznazz. :mad

[̣]

And you call yourself a disciple of the Gaible? This thread is serius biznazz. :mad

It is a joke...
Ando seriously understated the Mighty Gai.

[hyuuga_neji14732]

Gai gets destroyed

[Meiko]

Woah, I like Gai, but I like the Akatsuki, so I'm torn.

Sorry youth, but Gai is totally outnumbered by at least eight S-Class Criminals, so...yeah.

Excluding Kisame, the dead Hidan, Kakuzu, then there would be five against one. Still, odds against Gai...sorry Gai and Lee!