how they die

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

okay chose a naruto charachter and post how they will die

okay ill start us off
kakashi will die when ever he tells naruto where babys come frome then naruto will rip his face off.

[Uchiha-Balu]

Sasuke will sacrifice himself to kill his brother, and seal's Itachi's soul into a mongoose.

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

now thats funny

[Lemonade]

Poor Itachi is that is the case lol...

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

garra kills kankuro nuff said

[Blank]

Thrid Hokage could've sacrifice himself to seal's Orochmaru's soul into a snake.

[HyugaRules]

neji will fall for hinata and narutos inerfeelings for her will send him on a rampage and slaughter everyone in konoha

[Kusogitsune]

Gai dies from steroid abuse.

[Ryouji Hirokura]

Here's my long theory of the Konoha appocalypse:

Naruto and Sasuke are discovered having gay intercourse. IN a fit of rage, Sakura kills both of them with a broken glass beer bottle. Ino stumbles along the scene and, shocked, she mind-controls Sakura to asphyxiate herself before falling into a vat of boiling ramen soup. Filled with guild after realizing what she had done, Ino cuts her throat and, too, jumps into the ramen.

Gai decides that he is having a hard time staying happy, and takes a bunch of caps of Oxycotin, and shares with Lee. Overdosing, their hearts stop beating and they die. Asuma and his bitch Kurenai show up andtry to save them, but th \e sadistic Ibiki kills them and has sex with their corpses. Ebisu walks in on Ibiki and kills him before castrating himself and bleeding to death.

Konohamaru and his friends see the movie 'Suicide Circle' and think its a good idea to jump in front of a moving train. Shizune witnesses and committs suicide in fear, but not before carving 'I Love Tsunade' into her flesh. Tsunade finds her, and Jiraya accidentally kills her when he leaps toward her to penetrate, pumping too hard. AN anbu finds Jiraiya in the act and kills him.

Meanwhile, Tenten finally gets Neji into bed, but before anything could happen, Neji screams 'BITCH, got ya!' and slaps her, accidentally breaking her neck. Kiba stumbles in and sees Tenten dead, and sicks Akamaru on Neji, who bites his throat open. Hinata finds them and enters into a nervous breakdown, before running into the bathroom and emo-like getting naked and cutting her wrists in the bathttub. Shino shows up and tries to fuck her corpse, but Kakashi beats him to it and kills him with a knife. Kakashi then tries to fuck Hinata, but Shikamaru shows up and slices his head off.

When Shikamaru leaves the scene, Chouji mistakes his head for a big chicken tender, and eats it off. This gives Chouji bad indigestion, and his stomach explodes.

Yamato is gay anyways so he just jumps off a bridge.

Sai realises there is no one left in the town to butt-fuck, and hangs himself.

[Levithian]

Choji will Choke to death while trying to eat Tonton all in one bite...

[Denji]

Zetsu dies from a Miracle Grow overdose.

[Gaawa-chan]

Kisame dies because he is a freshwater ninja, and he falls into the ocean...

[Levithian]

Hinata kills Neji in his sleep with a blow to the heart...and say how the F**K do you like it?

[Raijin_thunder]

Tsunade is looking down from a window and falls because her tits are wieghing her down

[Ryouji Hirokura]

Tsunade is looking down from a window and falls because her tits are wieghing her down


LOL! that are funny

[docterjoy]

I think Closetpervert has shown us the truth. Here is mine:

Naruto-dies from a heart attack when he becomes Hokage
Sasuke-dies from shock when Itachi catches him watching Barney
Sakura-commits suicide because Sasuke died
Rock Lee-goes emo and bleeds himself to death
Tenten-teaches herself how to use a new weapon and slices off her head
Neji-hangs himself because his destiny was bad and hopes to be reincarnated as a bird
Shikamaru-dies in his sleep
Chouji-dies from heart failure from his obesity
Ino-sniffs too much nail polish, drops dead
Kiba-is bitten by Akamaru, who is rabid and also dies
Hinata-opens fire on the Hyuuga Christmas party with a machine gun then shoots herself
Shino-killed by the Pest Control Shinobi
Gaara-goes on random rampage and murders siblings
Jiraya-dies of a stroke when he sees Tsunade's baggage
Itachi-is run over by an 18 wheeler because he couldn't see