Skinny Chouji vs Fat Sasuke

[Kai]

Chouji becomes a pimp and Sasuke becomes an obsolete emo when these two exchange their weights.... Sorry, that has nothing to do with the battle. Moving on....

Chouji is skinny but has no jutsus except for the basics.
- Bunshin no jutsu
- Kawarimi
Chouji has the basic weapons in his pouch.

Fat Sasuke is 400 lbs, and is hungry. He's too large that he can't run or jump from tree to tree or else the tree will collapse.
- Sasuke has 3 tomoe Sharingan
- All Katon jutsus
- CS2 with no side-effects
- Red pill[side effects not included, just strength increase]
- Kyuubi inside of him
- Hidan's immortality ceremony jutsu

The winner gets a never before released Icha Icha book.

Begin this ridiculous battle to the death.

[Kyon]

Red pill causes Sasuke's calories to be converted into chakra, and makes him skinny with all that stuff inside him. Chouji recieves massive rape.

[Kai]

Red pill causes Sasuke's calories to be converted into chakra, and makes him skinny with all that stuff inside him. Chouji recieves massive rape.

I forgot to put no side effects for Red Pill. Its just a power increase for this battle.

[Saosin]

Fat Sasuke. :oh

[Feral]

Chouji is protected by an endless supply of women, and Sasuke eventually runs out of energy, and having burned out all his calories, returns to normal.

Then it's Chouji vs Ino & Sakura (Sasuke fangirls).. decide for yourself who wins.

[Espionage]

Wow you must not like Sasuke....Sasuke still takes this though, he eats chouji :nuts

[King]

Fat Sasuke.

[Chee]

Fat Sasuke pwns. Skinny Chouji is too skinny so fat Sasuke can just jump on him and he'd be dead.

[Spell]

0.o Fat Sasuke?
*Images*

*LOLs*

Are Sakura and Naruto watchin this fight?

[hyuuga_neji14732]

Fat Sasuke

[hyuuga_neji14732]

Fat Sasuke

[Kyon]

I'd say accidental double-post, but they were 5 minutes apart. :lmao

Anyway, Fat Sasuke totally has this. He farts, and Chouji dies. Simple.

[Mangekyo Bankai]

Fat Sasuke would bumble around comedically like Fat Gogeta in movie 12 and he would find a way to win.

[durtycheese]

lol i think fat sasuke would win.

[Vagrant Tom]

Fat Sasuke would be so fat he couldn't move. He wouldn't be able to reach into his pockets to get the pills with all the fat in the way. He wouldn't be able to lif his chubby hands to his mouth to use katon. Chouji slits his throat from behind whilst Sasuke does nothing. Eventually Chouji will decapitate him and win.

[Itachi's Apprentice 3]

Sasuke .

[Michael Myers]

Fat Sasuke.

[Dakota]

Skinny Chouji pimps. Extracts Kyuubi with kawarimi.

Uses kunai at 300 k/mh. Defeats fatty.

[Kai]

Is it in your character to necro a thread like this VT?

[Ibb]

You gave Fat Sasuke a Bijuu, he wins in the same manner that he's won all his part two fights. With free power ups and no skill.

You made Chouji skinny but with no jutsu, all he has is some kunai and shuriken. Fat Sasuke uses kyuubi and all his skin rips off, he turns into a mindless overweight killing monster.

[Kai]

You gave Fat Sasuke a Bijuu, he wins in the same manner that he's won all his part two fights. With free power ups and no skill.

You made Chouji skinny but with no jutsu, all he has is some kunai and shuriken. Fat Sasuke uses kyuubi and all his skin rips off, he turns into a mindless overweight killing monster.
I just want to throw at there that this was during a time when jokes were actually welcomed in the BD, aside from the convo thread.

[☆Northstar☆]

-Sasuke stands there unable to move
-Choji throws kunai at him until he dies

[Euraj]

Was looking good for Chouji until you threw the Kyuubi in there. He would save this fatass's life pretty easily.

Props for the innovative idea, nonetheless.

[Ashiya]

That's a funny match-up with all the weight issues xD

Fat Sasuke has everything on his side; the red pill which makes him skinny and powered up, as well as the Kyuubi and the sharingan. Skinny Chouji will definitely lose :arg

[Illusions]

Fat Sauce...:argh

Well, given the power ups, i believe Sasuke takes it (Kyuubi's chakra shroud burns out the fat and makes Sasuke mobile :LOS).

[Vagrant Tom]

Is it in your character to necro a thread like this VT?

Sorry, but this thread was much more fun then most of the threads on the front page. I get bored of the fan clashes in every thread. And skinny Chouji didn't get enough votes anyway.

[DmonkeyD]

Chouji becomes a pimp and Sasuke becomes an obsolete emo when these two exchange their weights.... Sorry, that has nothing to do with the battle. Moving on....

Chouji is skinny but has no jutsus except for the basics.
- Bunshin no jutsu
- Kawarimi
Chouji has the basic weapons in his pouch.

Fat Sasuke is 400 lbs, and is hungry. He's too large that he can't run or jump from tree to tree or else the tree will collapse.
- Sasuke has 3 tomoe Sharingan
- All Katon jutsus
- CS2 with no side-effects
- Red pill[side effects not included, just strength increase]
- Kyuubi inside of him
- Hidan's immortality ceremony jutsu

The winner gets a never before released Icha Icha book.

Begin this ridiculous battle to the death.

bitch im 400 lbs:pek-if i could get on atree i wouldnt break:peklol,jk.:jk


sasuke sits on him.

[Kill Face]

Well considering Sasuke can't even lift the weight of Karin's penis(100 lbs), I don't even think he'd be able to walk.

I'd give this one to Chouji...