Akatsuki Monsters...

[Choakslame]

Did you notice that most of the Akatsuki members are freakin' mutants! It's only Itachi, AL (if he is Yondaime), and maybe the blue haired woman are humans.
Look at the other members:
Hidan: My favorite Akatsuki member is immortal and prays to some devil..
Kakuzu: A monster with black veins coming out of every hole in his body.
Deidara: Got 2 mouths, one of them is on his hand.
Sasori: Well, he was a human, but he made a puppet out of himself.
Zetsu: A cactus like member...
Kisame: A shark like monster with a monsterous chakra eating sword.

The question I have is how did they become like that? Who's blood is that? Where are their parents coming from? :huh

[Dre]

yeah, they look like X-men rejects.

[nara90]

yeah, they look like X-men rejects.

:rotfl, agreed

[.Nagato.]

I was thinking of this too, I was about to make a thread :P

[durtycheese]

lol thats what makes them so unique and cool.

[Shinji]

Hidan is my fav. character to lol, and yeah their a bunch of mutants, and don't forget to add Orochimaru to the list

[Orga777]

yeah, they look like X-men rejects.

LOL. I guess it is fitting for the AL to have telepathy then.:laugh He is the Professor X of the group!:nuts

[Blood_Senbon]

but all there weird 'things" is what makes then cool and powerful

[sukettebayo]

Its obvious that AL doesn't care what you look like, even if you have a freakin venus fly trap eating your head, all that matters to him is if your powerful, excluding Hidan hes just immortal and annoying as hell...

[Mangekyo Bankai]

Kisame is the most interesting looking of them all, He's like a renegade from Street Sharks for crying out loud. All he needs is the roller blades! I'd like to see some backstory on him, about the feudal lord he killed and the "other various crimes" he commited. Every member of Akatsuki has a badass story of how they were exiled and I want to know his.

I also want to see his folks. They should make the next Naruto movie about Kisame finding his parents or something. He should retrace his childhood to the set of Jaws, that would be funny as hell!

[King_Jaye]

Yeah, so far, Kisame is also my favorite Akatsuki member.

Reps goes to the guy who mentioned "Street Sharks", made me all nostalgic.

Anyways, having mutants as the badguys does add to the coolness factor. Everyone loves a disfigured bad guy.

[Woodrokiro]

well, they are ARE S rank criminals..... maybe, the turned evil because some of them were teased when they were younger:oh

[Choakslame]

Its obvious that AL doesn't care what you look like, even if you have a freakin venus fly trap eating your head, all that matters to him is if your powerful, excluding Hidan hes just immortal and annoying as hell...

Don't forget, Hidan is the one who killed Asuma... Lol, I bet he is still alive trapped under all those rocks.. How is he gonna ever get out? :amuse

[ElementalShinobi]

Yeh they are unique to say the least.

[Yuki Uchiha]

thier parents found a chemical was dump and had sex there......

[zackzeal]

Did you notice that most of the Akatsuki members are freakin' mutants! It's only Itachi, AL (if he is Yondaime), and maybe the blue haired woman are humans.
Look at the other members:
Hidan: My favorite Akatsuki member is immortal and prays to some devil..
Kakuzu: A monster with black veins coming out of every hole in his body.
Deidara: Got 2 mouths, one of them is on his hand.
Sasori: Well, he was a human, but he made a puppet out of himself.
Zetsu: A cactus like member...
Kisame: A shark like monster with a monsterous chakra eating sword.

The question I have is how did they become like that? Who's blood is that? Where are their parents coming from? :huh

weeeeeelllllll you could say itachi has freak-ass eyes too :laugh

[Spanish Hoffkage]

those weirdos...

[fdsafdsa]

I think most of them, or all of them, found their own unique way to immortality. But that's just what I'm guessing. By the way, Orochimaru was a member of Akatsuki too, wasn't he?

[Shiori_Hikaru]

yeah, they look like X-men rejects.

Agreed Lol!

[~M~]

This thread is made of pur win and muffins. Lol :woo

[pancake]

Whoa I never thought of that!
Maybe they just expiremented in different things and turned out like that? o.o

[rukia-shinigami]

yea xmen mutants they do seem like monsters

[Jeanne]

Haha. That's so cool. :haha

[Kyuubi1234]

They are basically monsters. So yea i agree with the X-men rejects post.

[gesy hyuga]

there freaks:yell

[AyaneDaButtafly]

Deidara has 3 mouths ~ each one of his hand has a mouth :) but i think its cute~ and i think Deidara look completely normal ~ :)

[X]

yeah, they look like X-men rejects.

LOL! Then AL = Magneto!!!!!!

[Lemonade]

Lol I agree with your analysis hehe

[itchygo]

honestly, i think they look like that because they did that to themselves. its like how orochimaru knows a technique to change his appearance. these guys too probably. i think theres a story to each member. deidara's mouth on his hand was probably almost the same way kakashi got his sharingan eye. zetsu probably found out some forbidden technique to combine himself with a plant.

[The8tailedDRAGON]

MONSTERS ARE AWSOME!!!!

[Judgemento]

Deidara has 3 mouths ~ each one of his hand has a mouth :) but i think its cute~ and i think Deidara look completely normal ~ :)

:oh NFers never stop in amazing me... o-o

[Dango]

I bet it's the parents' fault. Really, who else is to blame? Mom and dad screwed up their kid's upbringing and made a monster.

[The8tailedDRAGON]

I bet it's the parents' fault. Really, who else is to blame? Mom and dad screwed up their kid's upbringing and made a monster.

CORRECT! SPOT ON!

[yukishiro]

The only one who looks like a real monster is Zetsu because he ate human.

[Harley Quinn]

I like it that way. It makes them interesting.

[Atanih88]

heh it's true i guess but to me - Kisame is classified as fish - not even shark like monster - just... fish loool

Zetsu was actually the one that left me thinking 'wtf...?' more than all the others - even after i saw Kakuzu with all he's tentacle like things lol - I mean guy looks like a friggin plant anyway... yeeeaaahhhh :P