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Fate of Destiny
02-20-2007, 10:08 PM
First off...

This is a joke thread so don't take it serious, okay? Just bear that in mind...


..Anyway, on to the topic of this thread.

We have all seen the Sharingan, and know what it looks like, but I'm going to put one up here anyway.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5411/sharinganma0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


The Sharingan...

A special eye that is inherited by the Uchiha clan...

While I was pondering my thoughts on the eye, I happen to look in my dictionary for a random word called "albite" (because I like looking up random dictionary words..) and while I was reading the defintion, my vision wondered up towards the word "albino".

Albino: "a person or animal whose skin and hair lack pigmentation and whose irises are pink because of a hereditary condition"

After reading such definition I thought to myself, "Hmm...a person whose irises lack pigmentation.."

Now, the dictionary didn't specifically say that the eyes lacked pigmentation, but after a few research on the Internet, some source did tell that, indeed, the eyes lack pigmentation, resulting in pink eye.

So I thought this:
The eye is filled with blood

Blood is red

Albinos lack pigmentation in their eyes

No pigmentation=Eye appears pink

But then I looked at some albino eyes and noticed that the eyes were red...

And to me, that does sound logical. After all, since your eye is filled with blood, you're going to get a red eye.

Red eye...hmmm...

That made me look back at the Sharingan eye and wouldn't you know..

Aside from the tomoes or that 3 pointed star thing you get in MS, the entire eye is red..

HMMM....

Now, people say that an albino eye is pink. I don't know about you, but these eyes look pretty red to me...

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2061/albinoseyemga2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

But the Uchiha clans have black hair, and normal skin color...
That is why I decided they must be part albino.

So, in conclusion, I say that Sharingan users are part albino.
Now, there are exceptions to this. Not all Sharingan users are albino.
Kakashi, for example, is not part albino, and yet, he has the Sharingan.
Why? Well, obviously, he didn't get his Sharingan naturally, that's why.

But some people might say, "But what about when they aren't using the Sharingan? Isn't it black or brown or whatever color?"

It is true that, when not using the Sharingan, users have normal eye colors.

But have you noticed that they must close their eyes, and then the Sharingan appears?
My explanation for this is...
The Uchiha eye has a special thin layer, a natural color contact, if you will, that rest over the surface of the eye. When prompted, it is removed from the eye by the eyelid, revealing the red eye.

So, there it is.
Sharingan users are indeed, part albinos.

Oh, and by the way...

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD!!!

Just in case you missed what I wrote at the top of this post.:)

Now, I know that I kind of screwed up at saying the albino eye is pink and all...I know that a true albino eye is pink..but hey, how else was I going to connect it to the Sharingan?

EDIT:Just replace "part albino" with ocular albinism...I just learned that ocular albinism involves no change in skin or hair colour...and move this to the theory section please...

Hatake Kakashi
02-20-2007, 10:12 PM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

Fate of Destiny
02-20-2007, 10:12 PM
There appears to be another exact same thread of this...
Sorry!
For double threading...I guess?

Can someone delete that other same thread?
Like, in the recycling place or something?

Shinji
02-20-2007, 10:18 PM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.
i lol'd at this

Esponer
02-20-2007, 10:30 PM
It would not be necessary to be "part albino", as ocular albinism involves no differences in skin and hair colour: you would be arguing that the Uchiha have ocular albinism. And yes, this needs to be a joke thread as the theory is silly. : )

Tempest
02-20-2007, 11:56 PM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breakbeat oratory
02-21-2007, 12:01 AM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

This made me giggle.
Good job you.

Euraj
02-21-2007, 12:03 AM
All Uchiha and Hyuuga are part-Orochimaru.

breakbeat oratory
02-21-2007, 12:04 AM
All Uchiha and Hyuuga are part-Orochimaru.

Actually, in good time Orochimaru will be part Uchiha and Hyuuga.
Just wait, his time of scientific success will come..

Cirus
02-21-2007, 12:13 AM
Well if the Uchihas are part Albino and the Hyuuga are part manatee, and the Uchiha's limit came from the Hyuuga blood limit. Then that means the Uchihas are Albino manatee's. It makes perfect since now thinking about it.

breakbeat oratory
02-21-2007, 12:43 AM
Well if the Uchihas are part Albino and the Hyuuga are part manatee, and the Uchiha's limit came from the Hyuuga blood limit. Then that means the Uchihas are Albino manatee's. It makes perfect since now thinking about it.

Those fat, pink-eyed bastards xD

nefer_sbedjieb
02-21-2007, 06:59 AM
to be albino you need to have both - White or gray hair and red or violet eyes - if you don't than you're not Albino.
perhaps you should try the same theory but with Hidan. in him I believe. Hidan is albino.

Instant Karma
02-21-2007, 07:05 AM
I just always figured that Sharingan was a distant offspring of prolonged pink-eye.


And everyone knows that Hidan is the only albino up in that peice.

Saosin
02-21-2007, 09:49 AM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

:rofl ldfjhsdfsaf

Choakslame
02-21-2007, 11:09 AM
Hidan is a full albino? He got pink eyes I think..

nara90
02-21-2007, 11:40 AM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

:nuts :nuts

moezee
02-21-2007, 01:41 PM
naruto is a good show but how far can you go with this shit ((albino ))are you forreal is that what you do in your spear time buddy

XYZ
07-03-2007, 10:28 AM
no they aren't.

Chiyo
07-03-2007, 10:31 AM
Heh... No.

I don't think they have anything to do with albinos. Is Hidan albino? He looks pretty dark for an albino.

m00finz0rz?
07-03-2007, 03:58 PM
So.. let me get this straight. The Uchihas are part albino manatees? Well, they can become part albino manatees at will. ..Awesome. :D

SENTINEL
07-03-2007, 04:35 PM
I never thought someone would make a thread like this, I guess I was wrong.

docterjoy
07-03-2007, 04:53 PM
But albinos have white hair...all the Uchihas have dark hair :oh

Miss Pulchritudinous
07-03-2007, 05:25 PM
I love manatees.

Mercury Koopa
07-03-2007, 07:13 PM
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karyllium915
07-04-2007, 01:14 AM
the uchiha's have pink eyes...LOL. so if sakura ended up with sasuke their kids would have pink hair AND eyes! hahaha... freaks!

Yakushi Kabuto
07-04-2007, 02:06 AM
Yes, yes, I know this is a joke, but I was just wondering if it is actually possible to be partially albino? I thought such a thing was all or nothing with the lack of pigmentation being across everything?

Wiggly
07-04-2007, 02:07 AM
to be albino you need to have both - White or gray hair and red or violet eyes - if you don't than you're not Albino.
perhaps you should try the same theory but with Hidan. in him I believe. Hidan is albino.

but the hidan thing is good
i think that the byakugan is just prolonged strees to the eyes XD

Beluga
11-28-2007, 06:26 PM
Albino is waaaaay too cooler for Uchihas. :pek

Koi
11-28-2007, 06:37 PM
You should investigate the genetics of Byukagan users as well, maybe that are part manatee or something.

Lmao.
But I prefer 'sea cow'. :LOS

Kusogitsune
11-28-2007, 06:41 PM
Of course they are.

Amekage
11-28-2007, 06:42 PM
http://www.xerratus.com/content/binary/oh-the-huge-manatee.jpg

azn_fan_gurl
11-28-2007, 06:45 PM
I don't exactly see why it's funny, but okay... :lmao

Norwegiankitty
01-05-2008, 05:23 PM
i hardly think soo...all of them have black hair(exept kakashi, but i don`t think he counts) ...also a albino has really bad eyesight and can`t focus his/hers eyes on a spesific point for a very long time...

i know this because one of mah friends is albino ^_^

Rios
01-05-2008, 05:26 PM
LOL funny

ArAshI-sensei
01-05-2008, 05:31 PM
They are not part Albino, they are part emo.

Blackpretzel
01-05-2008, 05:35 PM
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa24/KissMyHardcoreAss/1199479266587.jpg

Just wanted to get that out of my chest :zaru

This seemed like the perfect thread :]

RoseINTJ5
01-05-2008, 07:09 PM
...OK, obviously about 1/3 of the people who replied missed the spoiler buttons (though I don't know how- It's like a compulsion to click on those darn things!).

Anyway, I agree with ArAshI-Sensei- The Uchiha's are obviously part emo! Just as I've always suspected! :Sashead