Naruto was walking around town when...

[Fate of Destiny]

Hey, well, I got bored so I decided to start a "One Sentence Naruto Story".

All you have to do is just write a sentence and always end it with "..."

There are only 2 rules:

1: Please, PLEASE try to resist the temptation to say "THE END" or something similar to the meaning. Please don't ruin it for the rest of us...:(

2. Now, I did say you must end it with "...", but you must put a word before that "..." so it can continue.
FOR EXAMPLE: Let's just say that I said "Kabuto was killing monkeys with..." and then the next poster will say anything they want and they'll end it with a word similar to "with".

Here, I'll make it easier.

All you do is pick any word from this list or write a word that is similar in meaning with these words, and then you just slap the "..." on it!

Ending words:
As
With
When
While
Who
Which
In Which
Before
After
But
However
Then
That
Because
Since
So That
Unless
Until
Where
Where
Whether

Basically, use a subordinating conjunction, okay?

ALSO!
The sentence itself can be anything!
It can be weird, illogical, funny, stupid, serious, etc.
Just make sure you include Naruto characters.

ANYWAY

I'll start...

Naruto was walking around town when...

[mootz]

...he got AIDS from a monkey who...

[bearzerger]

... spontaneously exploded in front of him and infected him with his blood. Meanwhile...

[Avish]

...sasuke decided to slap Tsuande around the face which...

[mootz]

...caused her butt to itch so bad that sakura...

[Lil DAe]

He met Dan and learned from his excelence until....

he became a member of the Dan the Man fanclub.

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=184880

[chazza1405]

accidentally knocked her wig off and

[sayam]

kakashi started to smell it until he...

[Sollet]

fainted meanwhile Shikamaru was..

[Chlis]

sniffing temaris pants in the corner when.........

[aceb]

she pooed on his face and

[mootz]

itachi said he wanted some of that action, suddenly anko...

[Hibino]

licked him on the face and..

[D1nonlynaruto]

grabbed her neck and asked someone for help, so sasuke…

[Avish]

started to make noises like he was having sex while doing ...

[EroSensei]

the hokey pokey and then...

[Hibino]

the macarena dance on the bed with...

[Avish]

his undead mum and she thought...

[Youngfyre]

a rubber ducky and then...

[Canute87]

orochimaru busted in after.......

[navari]

the ducky went kyubbi while...

[Fate of Destiny]

Hinata pushed her teddy bear over a cliff which...

[sel]

after a while was became rumoured to the the AL because

[navari]

the cliff was wearing a black cloack with red clouds which...

[Canute87]

After that.........

[Fate of Destiny]

....made Hinata achieve the Golden Byakugan but Neji got pissed and pushed her over the cliff which explains why...

[i_nois_]

gaara came into action wearing si pyjamas that were filled with sand and itchying the...

[Canute87]

hell out of him which proved to be Shino's bugs that.......

[stashlova]

Kankurou's bondage strings are slippery when wrapped around...

[i_nois_]

Ino's ankles, she then mind-controls pakkun to...

[sel]

come to her aid but he gets eaten by..

[Greed990]

Do strange stuff with her ass, but then

[ViЯaL]

Contracts prostate cancer and so...

[i_nois_]

the mystery of ichiraku ramenis revealed, so the old man has to...

[sel]

fornicate with ayame while...

[Avish]

eating his own foot so that..

[Canute87]

The ramen will look such a way that.......

[Lainex9]

...he could remove the chain around his ankle that made him a sex slave; meanwhile...




bearzerger and mootz, you can't get aids from monkeys. monkeys have a separate strain of hiv which is not transmittable to human beings. btw hiv comes before aids. your t-cell count does go from one thousand to four in a matter of seconds. god you NOOBS!!!

[Canute87]

Kurenai was hiding in a corner smoking when.......

[Lainex9]

when all a suden shika closed lined kurenai, knocking her out. when she awoke to her horror he relized that shika just gave her a coat-hanger abortion

[Cold]

Which caused Asuma to rise from the grave and

[Canute87]

play a game of Shiki Fujin shouji so that......

[i_nois_]

The death god has his digestive juices mixed up so much that he vomited spitting the kages and oros hands on the pavement, and just then...

[Krillan]

Naruto used his fuuton rasengan to blow up konoha for no apparent reason, however

[Canute87]

Yamato brought it back together with the help of the KWGOD Which.......

[stashlova]

Surprisingly look a certain Devil Fruit user from...(oops wrong anime)

[stashlova]

Surprisingly look a certain Devil Fruit user from...(oops wrong anime)

[pancake]

...the back of the pogo stick however..

[Fate of Destiny]

Hanabi appeared out of nowhere and started picking Tenten's nose which made Lee...

[Greed990]

Hanabi appeared out of nowhere and started picking Tenten's nose which made Lee...

Remember that Gai is his father which caused him to

[Evil_Good]

Punch himself in the face, then.....

[Gaara322000]

then Gaara comes along and makes him a sand coffin but then....

[Beau Logan]

Itachi comes along and kicks Gaara in the groin, telling him he lacks sleepy time when out of nowhere...

[Cold]

Temari overthrows Konoha and becomes the hokage to...

[Greed990]

turn everyone in konoha into Nazis which cause Naruto to

[Saya]

scream like a woman which makes Sasuke..

[~Zaxxon~]

dance like a drugged up monkey, but then....

[RamenKagebunshin]

Kakashi shoots Sasuke with a tranquilizer when all of a sudden...

[Maramusa]

Itachi punched Kakashi in the nose, claiming that he lacks hatred, but surprisingly...

[Powdered Toast Man]

Orochimaru says that he found out Kakashi indeed does have hatred, after seeing him beat a small dog. Meanwhile...

[~Zaxxon~]

Anko is voted sexiest woman alive.....but then.......

[molten]

Tsunade comes to gate crash while..

[Maramusa]

Itachi is eating pizza, thus...

[Cormac]

Giving him terrible gas which causes him to run to the toilet that sasuke was in therefore...

[Carleen]

Sasuke slapped him in tha face and...

[Maramusa]

Itachi cried, until....

[Kwagga]

Sasuke offered him a cookie and promised they can cuddle, however.....

[makeoutparadise2]

Kakashi came in and said "Beer!!" then...

[Powdered Toast Man]

Kisame bursts out of the toilet in Gais green jumpsuit so....

[Blank]

Itachi B-Slapped Kisame then . . .

[makeoutparadise2]

Itachi stabs sasuke in the eyes

[Kwagga]

then Kakasi suggested they should have a beer orgy, but.............

[makeoutparadise2]

Itachi had to pee first but then...

[Kwagga]

Sasuke admitted he was a huge fan of watersports, until

[makeoutparadise2]

kakshi gave everyone pie then..

[Kwagga]

Orochimaru made love to the pie.... untill......

[makeoutparadise2]

Itachi Exsploded! then sasuke....

[Kwagga]

...said he was into necrophillia as well!..... but...

[makeoutparadise2]

it was too late the....

[Kwagga]

kyuubi ate sasuke before he could unzip..., luckily.....

[WoAh]

gaara arrived.....

[number47]

the monkey was reborn also....

[Naruto Rules A Bunch]

I'm gonna skip number47's post cus it doesnt make sense.


...and gave Naruto a surprise party ,but then...

[Maramusa]

Kakashi buttraped Naruto, causing him to...

[MiNaC]

bleed out of his ears, eyes and nose which..

[nyu]

made naruto look in the cornor and say a pic of naughty pic of hinata and realised how much he loves hinata which........

[Blank]

Make a Random werewolf bit Naruto and . . .

[Rasengan12]

Made him into a mutated wolf kyuubi with...

[Blank]

9-Tail!!! which . . .

[Double Arts Sui]

...goes eat ramen at ichiraku's, whose...

[Rasengan12]

shop was destroyed by...

[Blank]

9 tailed mutated wolf kyuubified Naruto, he then . . .

[Rasengan12]

pooped on the rubble of the shop, and he then...

[Kamioto Furin]

lol'd upon seeing Ino because...

[Namicho]

..she had a chicken on her head. :O

[Rockst☆r Sin]

Naruto realize that Ino was worthless because.....

[Namicho]

A real ninja would have the chicken on their shoulder.

[Blank]

But Naruto is still a 9 tailed mutated kyuubified wolf so he . . .

[Hiruko]

eats ino and thinks "tastes like chicken". He doesnt eat the chicken. After returning to his normal state...

[Rasengan12]

He barfs asking "What the hell did I eat?!" to himself, but then...

[Blank]

Naruto then ran to Kiba and asked "What Just Happened to me KIBA!!"

[Hiruko]

And kiba says "I dont know lets ask my mother she knows a lot about dogs." "You dont say" said naruto. When they arrived...

[Blank]

Naruto sink his fangs into Kiba which cause him to . . .

[Rasengan12]

Be morphed in2 a doggified mutated kyuubified dog lover which made him eat dogs, and then....

[Blank]

Kiba's Mom stopped them in time and then she . . .

[Rasengan12]

Made them pudding and they ate it, causing...

[Blank]

Them to spit them out because they only eat raw meat so . . .

[gtw1983]

They ate her Instead Causing

[Kazekaga-Sama]

the whole dog population to run with rabies in the forest, then...

[gtw1983]

Kakashi was bitten to death by his own Rabid Dog pack who

[Blank]

bring Kakashi back as a rabid-werewolf and. . .

[Rasengan12]

Kakashi and the dogs howl at the moon which...

[fennixfire]

...almost causes the moon to break when suddenly...

[Simmy]

the moon really did break and killed Sakura who was passing by to get some dumplings, so...

[Kazekaga-Sama]

Then Rock Lee saw her and started crying like a baby, Then...

[Blank]

The rabid dogs, wolves, whatever ate him as dinner

[Simmy]

...and then the rabid wolves, dogs, etc, suddenly got hit in the head with lunar rays and decided to destroy Konoha with Kakashi as their eeebil dictator and THUNDER ROARED AND LIGHTNING CRASHED MUAHAHAHA AND THE WOLVES AND DOGS THUNDERED THROUGH THE VILLAGE AND... *ahem!* sorry. Got a bit carried away there. Continue...

[Eternal Light]

...meanwhile orochimaru was in the showers, with kabuto *ahem* screamin like a woman when he looked out of the window and saw the crazy wolves taking over konoha, he got pissed and started yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M THE ONE WHOSE SUPPOSED TO BE THE EEEEEBIL DICTATOR" and runs out of the showers with kabuto still hanging onto him...

[Blank]

But they failed to escape, werewolves are freaking-fast and have very good sense of smell so Kakashi and his team of rabid-bogs tracked them down and ate them.

[Dreadfather Sithis]

Akamaru licked the Werewolf, Then started humping Kakashi's leg after Kiba and Shino burst through the wall using "Gatsuuga," Then...

[Blank]

Zabuza come back as Zombie (OMG! Zombie-Zabuza!!) and ate remaining human's . . . .

[Dreadfather Sithis]

Then his brain slurged out of his head and everyone cheered once he hit the cold, wet, hard ground and blood started to ooze from his ears. When Kakashi's hounds ate him, tearing his bloody flesh from his greyish-white bones, no one could be happier. They even started cheering when an academy kid started kicking his messy remains.

(Lol)

[Blank]

Kiba's Sister make a Antidote for werewolves so she test it on Kiba and he...

[fennixfire]

ended up growing a second head which caused...

[Blank]

Kiba to tranform into Rabid Double-headed-Wolf without helps of his dog Akamaru and he get bigger and . . . .

[FinalExile]

he raped his sister, they started with anal. The sis moaned heavily, she managed to have 3 oragasm and...

[Dreadfather Sithis]

she died from too much penetration.

[FinalExile]

Anko came in and asked,"Why did you do that?"
Kiba did not replied instead, he raped her too

[tidus1]

until Anko got mad and...

[Centeolt]

Rip off one of Kiba's two heads Kratos style with...

[Blank]

maddness but it's turned out that Kiba is immortal so he.... (Please no more rapes and lemon lol)

[Centeolt]

Grew out 2 more heads and became Cerberus of Devil May Cry 3, meanwhile...

[Blank]

Kakashi and his rabid-dogs is hunting for...

[Uzumaki]

Babes!! :yell And They Found...

[Blank]

No one because they ate them so . . .

[fennixfire]

they decided to kill off Kakashi instead until...

[Blank]

The morning came and they all turned back into human

[Hiruko]

but then a temporal shift in reality caused konoha to enter another dimension...

[Blank]

Called Earth they realised that they don't have any anime line and they looked strange (You called this realistic)

[AbnormallyNormal]

... however, their hair all fell out and so...

[ViЯaL]

In their baldness they ran away to live in the amazon where they...

[Blank]

Grow their hair back so..

[AbnormallyNormal]

... all of their youthful energies have now been restored times 1,000,000 which...

[Hatake Kakashi]

made them want salad so...

[Blank]

They make Youthful Salad then..

[AbnormallyNormal]

they smash the salad onto a random jonin's head which...

[fennixfire]

causes head hunters to come running out of nowhere and...

[Blank]

Hunted random jonin's head which

[Chee]

Ando knew he gonna die but...

[Judgemento]

Then a big piece of cake came and...

[Chee]

smacked against his head and....

[Judgemento]

the cake exploded into...

[Chee]

a 50 ft. tree which...

[Judgemento]

Was part of KwGod. Then...

[Chee]

Yamato jumped from an airplane and landed onto...

[Judgemento]

the cakes candles then he... (lol cake never dies >:O)

[Chee]

devoured the whole cake in one bite then...(it's cause cake is good)

[Judgemento]

He felt sick because the cake... ( its coming back :lmao)

[Blank]

Is deadly so he

[Judgemento]

ran away using the art of run then the cake...

[Blank]

chased after him and ate him so

[fennixfire]

...it ended up throwing up because Yamato gave him a tummy ache...
(what the hell am I talking about...)

[Judgemento]

Then Sai went and tried to...

[Firetyrano]

...grope tsunade bigboobs and..

[fennixfire]

...ended up getting bitch-slapped so...

[CrimsonWolf]

...meanwhile,iruka looked for anko so...

[Judgemento]

he can play ping the tail in the... (lol go wild)

[Roy]

vagina,but then..

xD

[Judgemento]

Anko used snakes to...

[AbnormallyNormal]

rip off his head and devour his brains which left him as a wandering zombie, he never really had a home after that, however..

[Judgemento]

in a galaxy far far away there where some alien that were talking about...

[AbnormallyNormal]

...how to design a fully robotic version of rock lee which would...

[Double Arts Sui]

... change the course of the Valley of End waterfall while Gai...

[DethStryque]

Screamed This is the '' Spring Time Of Youth '' and...

[Blank]

The End... lol Just kidding anyway Rock Lee does a Youthful Pose (Doesn't it have a name?)

[fennixfire]

which sends everyone around him in a 2 mile radius into violent spasms (because of the sheer amount of Youthfulness) so...

[akaasher]

tsunde ordered his death so it would never ever happen, when...

[Hiruko]

He opened the robotic chakra gates and...

[Blank]

explode into bits then..

[Jaz]

Naruto came by and

[Blank]

Meet Untimely-End (Naruto is, not the story)

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Meanwhile, Hinata found out she was pregnant with...

[fennixfire]

...Shino's bugs and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Sakura cried because she wanted to be a daddy, but meanwhile...

[gaara12346]

Gaara came to the Leaf village and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

asked Sasuke out on a date, when

[DeaD EnD]

naruto came by and saw gaara & sasuke and got jealous. so he...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

attempted to attack them with Rasengan, but Gaara grabbed his feet and arms with sand while Sasuke used Chidori on his head. So, after Naruto's funeral, Gaara and Sasuke...

[gaara12346]

Got into a fight and

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Gaara accidentally killed Sasuke. Afterwards,

[gaara12346]

Gaara ate some pie and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Temari went on a date with

[gaara12346]

Shikamaru and they went to...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

the first ever showing of Make-Out Paradise the Movie. Also there was

[Hollie]

a riot in the street, but

[Blank]

Kakuzu came back to life by Frankenstein then he...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

was killed by Jiraiya so the showing could commence. Also at the showing were

[Blank]

(Huh? Did Kakuzu die or Frankenstein?)
Nothing, the show is closed so..

[Circe]

Naruto 'treated' himself to ramen when....

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

he heard a noise behind him. When he turned around, there were two figures that Naruto couldn't quite make out since he was getting dizzy. Suddenly, Hinata showed up and knocked the two figures away with one hit to each. Naruto suddenly recognized the figures as...

[gaara12346]

Itatchi and Kisame and...

[Senzur]

Deidara came along and....

[Blank]

ART IS THE BANG!!! Yelled Deidara as he...

[Mishudo]

watched little kids play with dolls and...

[Avocado]

fire, toasting...

[Blank]

Mashmallow so he...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

tried to teach them his jutsu, but when they couldn't get it, he blew up the Ichiraku Ramen shop. Luckily, Naruto and Hinata had decided to run away before Itachi and Kisame could wake up. Unfortunately for Itachi and Kisame, they never woke up. Meanwhile,

[Blank]

Konoha Banned the sales of Cigarette which make Asuma...

[Kurenai6453]

take up the habit of eatin chocolate pie until he saw Gai screamin about Youth then he decided he would...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

try to kill Gai and make Chouji go on a diet. Unfortunately, neither of those went too well. Afterwards,

[karyllium915]

naruto joined ramen-holics anonymous, which.....

[Avocado]

he ran into an unknown akatsuki member, and

[karyllium915]

gave them a copy of the holy gaible, so....

[Blank]

Naruto went mad with Kyuubified Chakra so...

[YellowFlash23]

he PWND everyone and then.....

[Blank]

Kyuubi Take over Naruto's body and...

[Hiruko]

Make tentacle pr0ns...

[Blank]

"Huh?" said Kiba as he got on the internet in PC he then...

[Bresakar]

saw naked pictures of Jiraiya at an internet dating service and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

puked on Akamaru and his sister's dog. When his sister came home she punished him by making him...

[karyllium915]

swallow up the puke, which.....

[Blank]

He puked out again so...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

she made him kiss Sakura (most harsh punishment ever). While Kiba was kissing Sakura, Hinata and Naruto walked by holding hands. The couples looked at each other and...

[akaasher]

kakuza raped them all with his threads shovering up their ass. when oro showed up and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

tried to molest Sasuke, but Tsunade jumped in and got raped. Naruto and Hinata then decided that this was enough and they went to the Sand Village. When they got there,

[Blank]

Gaara's Sand went out of control so he tried to tame it and...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

it "ended up" in Temari's bra. Hinata was shocked that Gaara would do something like that, and she gave him a wedgie. Naruto started laughing and then...

[Creator]

Jiraiya got a nosebleed from the sand in Temari's bra.

[fennixfire]

....Upon seeing Jiraiya's expression, Temari smacked the crap out of Jiraiya when.....

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Sakura arrived and started annoying Naruto until he told her (while in partial Kyuubi form) that if she said anything to or hit him again, he would kill her. She got scared and ran away. Just then, Shikamaru came running because he heard the words Temari and bra in the same sentence. When Shikamaru arrived, ...

[karyllium915]

offers to remove the sand from temari's bra which made temari....

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

very happy. So, they went to her room. Meanwhile,...

[Blank]

Kiba found something called Fanfiction in Internet so he type in...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Kiba and Hinata, but was sad to find that there was no fanfic about them. He got so sad that he...

[Blank]

"That not how you spell my name it's H I N A T A not Hitnata" shouted Hinata
so Kiba typed in her name correctly then...

[Lover Boy]

The computer sucked Hinata and Kiba into fanfiction world and then...

[akaasher]

in that fanfiction world they found a portal to send them into another fanfiction world inside the original one when....


(basically narutoworld>ffworld>inner ffworld)

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

In the inner fanfic world, all of the girls were naked and all of the men were reading Make Out Paradise in suits. Naruto and Jiraiya were also trying to beat Sasuke and Orochimaru and Sakura and Tsunade in a make out competition. It turns out that they all just forgot about the competition and Naruto and Jiraiya got a room, Sasuke and Orochimaru went to Orochimaru's bedroom (filled with Sasuke plushies) and Sakura and Tsunade didn't mind doing it in public. Kiba and Hinata quickly ran back through the portal and found...

[Blank]

Real Jiraiya looking for eh You-know on internet.

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Also, Temari and Shikamaru were "getting busy" along with another Hinata and Naruto and Sasuke and Sakura. This was getting a little weird so, they went back to their world. When they got back to Konoha, ...

[Blank]

Naruto kidnapped Kiba for one of his "experiment" Naruto fused Kiba with his dog Akamaru the result is...

[karyllium915]

kibamaru the red faced man-dog who...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

likes sniffing guy butts. He then went up to Kakashi and sniffed his butt. Kakashi ...

[Blank]

Keep Kibamaru as pet but Kiba in Kibamaru hate being somebody's pet while Akamaru found it alright so...

[azn_boi9832]

Defused with Kiba and Kakashi killed both of them due to him being drunk with....

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

drugs that Anko slipped him so he would sleep with her. She didn't know that he would do it without drugs too. :P Meanwhile...

[temari91]

Temari steals Ankos man"itachi" by...

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

getting naked and letting his Sharingan focus in on her. When Kisame showed up and saw Itachi falling for naked Temari and Anko getting mad, he...

[temari91]

ran like hell, he saw naruto in his path and........

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

he ran right into Kakashi's Chidori, but while Kakashi was finishing Kisame, Orochimaru appeared behind him and stabbed him in the head. Then, he vanished again so he could go...