If Naruto characters saw the Naruto Forums?

[Gaara of the Desert]

I thought I go ahead and revive this thread since it did so well in the other HOU. Basically, you just say how the Naruto characters would react if they saw this forum. You can even use fake coversations.

As for me, I would think that.........

Deidara would kill the person who started the rumor that he is a she.
Sasuke would put a Chidori in anybody/everybody who supports NaruSasu.
Sakura would kill herself if she saw that she has been paired up with almost everybody, including Kakashi.

That's all for now, until i can think of more.

[Kyon]

Everything I said in the previous thread. ^^'


Naruto- "I'm that powerful to them? Wow, I can kill everyone at once! Cool."
Sasuke- "...I'm GAY?"
Sakura- "How come nobody likes me D:"
Hinata- "M-me and N-Naruto-kun?"
Kiba- "HER AND NARUTO? Why is everyone hitting on my sister?"
Shino- "I have a fanbase?"
Tenten- "I'm as surprised as you, buddy. I have one too."
Lee- "Hey, I'm like the most loved character ever. So is Gai! Hey, Gai, what's a pedophile?"
Neji- *gets a big retarded sweatdrop* "People actually like me here? I have to meet this Ando person."
Ino- "Why don't I have as many fans as Sakura? HOW AM I CONSIDERED MORE USELESS THAN TENTEN!?"
Chouji- "People love me :)"
Shikamaru- "Holy shit, I have a lot of fans. I guess I'm just that badass."
Kakashi- "So do I. ...I'M NOT GAY FOR IRUKA!"
Kurenai- "Stop hiding it, Kakashi. We all know it. Hey, the general population wants to bone me."
Asuma- "Who's Assuma?"
Gai- "I am loved by all :cry"
Itachi- "...But...and...I'm loved, even though I killed my entire clan. Fucking freaks."
Kisame- "I too have a fanbase. Holy shit."
Deidara- "I'm in HOW many pairings, un?"
Sasori- "I'm still loved despite being dead."
Tobi- "I am NOT Obito. I am a good boy."
Zetsu- "I'm not a carnivore! Yes we are."
Kakuzu- "I did NOT get pwned like a cheap n00b :cry."
Hidan- "...How come a blade of grass beat me in the battledome?"
AL- "Those fools STILL don't know who I am :ninja"
BH- "Me neither. :ninja"
Gaara- "My fans are all fucking psychotic. :oh"
Temari- "Mine all want to bone me :oh"
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:"

[DeepThought]

Anyone in the Bathouse: "I think I'm gonna be sick" :iik

[Saya]

They'll cry.

[Gaara of the Desert]

The girls would mass sucide if they saw exactly who they have been paired with.:):)

[Kyon]

One look at any pairing I've ever made and the characters would kill me. :laugh

TentenXYondaime? HanabiXKabuto? I'd be dead in an instant.

[Gaara of the Desert]

Yeah, TenTen would kill you the instant she saw that she was paired with Yondy.

[Kaiji]

start looking for other weakness and keep login and chat

and get to go to the V.I.P part of the forum that we cant see lol

[Not_you]

Naruto would be seriously disturbed to see that the most popular pairing on NF is NaruHina despite the fact that he loves Sakura. And then he would cry smile-big.

[Sky is Over]

they'd get out the suicide kool-aid and drink up.

[Even]

Naruto- "I'm that powerful to them? Wow, I can kill everyone at once! Cool."
Sasuke- "...I'm GAY?"
Sakura- "How come nobody likes me D:"
Hinata- "M-me and N-Naruto-kun?"
Kiba- "HER AND NARUTO? Why is everyone hitting on my sister?"
Shino- "I have a fanbase?"
Tenten- "I'm as surprised as you, buddy. I have one too."
Lee- "Hey, I'm like the most loved character ever. So is Gai! Hey, Gai, what's a pedophile?"
Neji- *gets a big retarded sweatdrop* "People actually like me here? I have to meet this Ando person."
Ino- "Why don't I have as many fans as Sakura? HOW AM I CONSIDERED MORE USELESS THAN TENTEN!?"
Chouji- "People love me "
Shikamaru- "Holy shit, I have a lot of fans. I guess I'm just that badass."
Kakashi- "So do I. ...I'M NOT GAY FOR IRUKA!"
Kurenai- "Stop hiding it, Kakashi. We all know it. Hey, the general population wants to bone me."
Asuma- "Who's Assuma?"
Gai- "I am loved by all "
Itachi- "...But...and...I'm loved, even though I killed my entire clan. Fucking freaks."
Kisame- "I too have a fanbase. Holy shit."
Deidara- "I'm in HOW many pairings, un?"
Sasori- "I'm still loved despite being dead."
Tobi- "I am NOT Obito. I am a good boy."
Zetsu- "I'm not a carnivore! Yes we are."
Kakuzu- "I did NOT get pwned like a cheap n00b ."
Hidan- "...How come a blade of grass beat me in the battledome?"
AL- "Those fools STILL don't know who I am "
BH- "Me neither. "
Gaara- "My fans are all fucking psychotic. "
Temari- "Mine all want to bone me "
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:"
QFT. Friggin genious:grin I guess Hinata would faint if she knew how many supports NaruHina. And Sasuke would kill all the NaruSasu fans:grin

[natwel]

i think some of the characters would like to read the forums because they feel chuffed to hear us say good stuff about them and would like to read the discussions we have about their ninja world. If there was a forum with loads of threads about me i'd want to read it.

[Tleilaxu]

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Temari: I'm not a Jedi! And why do these people pair me up with Shika Ack!

Shika: How troublesome

Hinata would just blush when she saw the Hinata's ghetto booty FC.

Sakura would kill us all....

The perverted hermit would be extremely pleased that his book had a fanclub even though we have not seen any exscritps.

Kyuubi: "I am a pimp? Whats a pimp?"
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=176956
^Someones FC Kyuubi is a Pimp!

If Tsunade saw a TsunadexShizune she would yell out "SHIZUNE I TOLD you NOT TO TELL!"

[D1nonlynaruto]

why is there a picture of me kissing sasuke!??:huh

[Sae]

Sasuke would put a Chidori in anybody/everybody who supports NaruSasu.
What a luck then that Sasuke is okay with SasuNaru, because if he only dislikes NaruSasu he will just have to put a Chidori through 40% of the whole Naruto fandom in general, otherwise it would have been 80% :amuse.

If Naruto characters saw NF they would most likely laugh their asses off about the crazy theories people make up about them. Oh, and crack pairings.

[Chieri Blossom]

I am just gonna re-post what I wrote in the old thread:


Naruto: "WTF, why do they pair me up with Hinata when I like Sakura ?"
Sakura: "WTF, why do they pair me up with Naruto when I like Sasuke ?"
Sasuke: "WTF, why do they pair me up at all ?"

Deidara: "Chieri Blossom......... I will FUCKING KILL YOU !!!" *blows my FC up*
Tobi: "Awww, Deidara-sempai, you're so mean ;__;. I kind of liked it."

[Saosin]

Sasuke would put a Chidori in anybody/everybody who supports NaruSasu.

I highly doubt this. :3

[Love Mitarashi Anko]

All: We're only the imagination of a guy in Japan!!!??? :eek

[Gaara of the Desert]

All: We're only the imagination of a guy in Japan!!!??? :eek

LOL, I laughed so hard i couldn't breath.:laugh :laugh :laugh

@Saosexy-do you still have the stock where your sig came from? I would like to see the full picture, although i might regret it for the rest of my life.

[staradderdragoon]

Everything I said in the previous thread. ^^'

ur going to have to add Tsunade to that list...lol.

Tsunade - damn, its either ppl want to bang my tits or bang me...do they realize how old i am? lol
Orochimaru - wtf? i'm a girl? fucking a....

[Saosin]

@Saosexy-do you still have the stock where your sig came from? I would like to see the full picture, although i might regret it for the rest of my life.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs6/i/2005/106/1/3/Naruto_x_Sasuke_by_lamont.jpg

[Cirus]

They will all feel that their lives are now worthless because they will find out that their entire life is dictated by a person in another country. Then they will all find out what we think of them and in a few days of that many new homicides of people will be in the paper.

[~Zaxxon~]

Orochimaru will go sob in the corner, cause everyone knows he's a Michael Jackson wannabe.

As for Naruto/Sakura/Hinata/the rest......they'd be like WTF!!!! after reading some of these fanfics. :oh

[Purgatory]

Iruka and Kakashi just weep for their sanity.

[~Zaxxon~]

Jiraiya, well, we know what section he'd enjoy.......(THE BATHOUSE!!!!!!)

[Heartgobbler]

Ugh.

Fortunately, Hinata is too young to be allowed into the bathhouse.

Seeing what most artists do with her could scar her for life...

[ryukoroxy]

the character will be extremely surprised to see who they're paired up with...especially sasuke, naruto, kakashi, iruka and lots more...seeing them paired up as a gay couple...

[Bisuke]

^ agreed. they might rant or rave about the pairing FCs.

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maybe Sai would get all fumy once he sees that people actually think that he's a perverted shemale.:blink

[Anego]

Kankuro, i'm your fan. but pls, clean those f@cking make up!
XD

anyway, I guess Kimi will heal soon, if he knows people never forget him :3

[Wolfy]

Everything I said in the previous thread. ^^'

QF 100% T

Great stuff.

[Spell]

Everything I said in the previous thread. ^^'
Yeah Kyon that was great :D, but you forgot about Jiraiya ;]

[Gaara of the Desert]

I saw a few pics of Tsunade that would make Jiraiya die of blood loss.

[Rokurai]

If Sasuke or Neji ever saw the sick pairings we put them in....

SasuNaru
NejiXHina
GaaraXHina
SasuIno

[Chieri Blossom]

If Sasuke or Neji ever saw the sick pairings we put them in....

SasuNaru
NejiXHina
GaaraXHina
SasuIno
Yeah, almost as sick as you.

No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with all the pairing bashing in this thread ? You don't have anything better to come up with, don't you :huh ?

Besides, it's not like most of the characters wouldn't be angry about the het pairings just the same (Sakura would bitchslap anyone to the ground who actually dares to pair her up with Naruto).

[General Mustang]

Well I know Hinata would be even more shy when she learned how many people love her :)

[Choakslame]

Asuma would be like "Since I'm gonna die tomorrow, I can do something badass today!" :cussing :bang :laserbeam :suzuhiko :shrooms
Heheheh!!

[Micah]

Jiraiya: What did you say? Bathhouse? Well what's in it?....

NANI!?!

All that's left afterwards is a plume of dust and a line of blood.

[lo-blo]

I guess I'll just re-post what I did before too! :amuse
This thread made me think of some of my favorite fanarts in the world, done by gabzilla of NF and deviantart--prepare yourself for the funny. (full view is best)

Naruto meets fandom 1 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39305887/)
Naruto meets fandom 2 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39626373/)
Naruto meets fandom 3 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40162945/)
Naruto meets fandom 4 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40955194/)

:rofl

These basically sum up what just about every character would feel/experience if they saw some of the crazy stuff on here. :laugh

All: We're only the imagination of a guy in Japan!!!??? :eek

:rofl

[Dre]

It would only encourage Hinata to go even harder to get @ naruto.

[Crayons]

They'd freak out at the popularity of crack pairings :P

[zain-za-nara]

hinata would feint when she saw the Hinata's ghetto booty FC.
sakura would puke if she saw the puppeteers and cherry blossoms fc
sasuke would commit Suicide if he saw the sasuxnarufc only after going mad with Delirious laughter from viewing the blind itachi fc
temari would first brutally murder shikamaru then she would read the member list for shikaxtemari fc and kill them
shikamaru would see the shika's a pimp thread and then run as a hord of screaming kunochi tries to kill him

[Jazz]

Yondaime-"Drat! They figured out I'm Naruto's Dad"

Naruto-"What?! Yondaime's my Dad?!"

Kabuto-"I AM NOT GAY! I'm Bisexual >:|"

Sasuke-"SasuNaru? This gives me ideas...:wink"

Tenten-"Hahaha! Ino is more useless than me!"

Ino-"ME?! USELESS?!"

Choji-"People...Like me? SWEET!"

Itachi-"You sick fucks, I never did Sasuke, I wanted to, but I never did...him"

Zabuza-"MOVE ON PEOPLE! I'M DEAD NOW!!!!:mad"

Kakashi-"My name isn't 'Kakashit' :cry"

Iruka-"OH YEAH RIGHT! I hug Kakashi ONE time and now people think I'm gay for him?"

Kankorou-"It's not makeup! It's facepaint"

[Orga777]

Hidan: Who the f*** are these stupid bastard heathen sacks of s*** calling weak? I think I will just sacrifice all of their f***ing asses to Jashin. Seriously, how can they think I am f***ing weak?! Damn s*** heads!

Saskue and Kabuto: *looking nervous* Orochimaru DOES look kinda like and act like Michael Jackson doesn't he?

Kisame: Hey Itachi-San, some guy thinks I can flood the world! And he says you mastered the Art of Run Jutsu and suck. Hahaha I am awsome I guess right Itachi-San Hahaha!
Itachi: Shut up Kisame, or you will become my fish dinner when I deep fry your ass with Amaratsu.
Kisame: *sweating bullets* Sorry Itachi-San!

I don't know, I think I captured Hidan the best.

[INSANITY]

Sasuke would fucking freak if he saw the SasuNaru FC and a thousand or so people shipping it. Including me. >____> Then again, Sasuke would care cause everyone knows that Sasuke's gonna end up with Naruto. <______< XD

[alkeality]

theyll freak out of they got to the 18+ section trust me they would
rofl
Oles

[Celess19]

I think Gaara would be shocked......for a while..and then probably kill me.... or dress up this way!!!!

(points at her banner...do I need to tell which one..?)

[JarethDallis]

I bet if they saw some of the harem fanfics that have been made, or the Naruto x Harem fanclub. They would be shocked.

Sakura: Im with Naruto?!
Ino: Im with Naruto!?
Hinata: I-I-I'm with N-Naruto?*faint*
Temari: I could do worse.
Tenten: But I like Neji!
Naruto: I'm a pimp!

[Kuya]

Easy.

Aoba, Yamato(w/ KWGoD), and Gai would be the 3 New Sannin.

[B o n e s]

Orochiamru: who the fuck is Michael jackson??

[Abyss of Dreams]

They'd kill us for making sooo many pairings of them lol. They'd be:

Sasuke: *looks at few first post* WTF! I want to be with Naruto!! What are you talking bout!?!
Naruto: ^ Y-you wanna be with me??
Kakashi: *thinks* It seems that Naruto is starting to have more than just a relationship with Sasuke......interesting....this could be more fun to watch than Icha Icha Paradise
Sakura: OMG no!! Naruto you mother****er!!! I wanted to do Sasuke first....unless we can have a threesome *rolls eyes to corner to imagine the scenario*
(****I love Team 7, and please don't take this too seriously, it was only made for laughter.....that is if it did :cry*****)

[shadowrocks17]

Sasuke would hunt all the haters and take their sharigan

Naruto would die from all the Fangirls Parings

Sakura would I don't know

Kakashi would smile at on how popular he is.

[naruhina26]

Every Naruto character would go

"WHAT THE F*CK, WHY does Yamato`s KWGoD, Aoba`s Door no jutsu, Gai-sensei`s Dynamic Entry and the newest member Mecha-Hidan pawn evrything and can destroy the universe

[2citynaruto]

Naruto- In your face Sasuke!!!! look at all the harem fc's im a playa the forum is even named after me!!! in your face

Sasuke- This is to f*cking stupid, they have no life

Sakura- Everybody hates me *cries*

Shikamaru- Im going to look at some clouds

Jiraiya- *already left to the bathhouse*

Kakashi- Signs up at the icha icha fc

Hinata- P-P-People-wa-want-m-m-m-me-and-na-naruto-k-kun-to-g-g-g-get-together. *blushes*

Gaara- Im loved...?

Itachi- *stares* i kill my entire clan and am loved... *Katons random members*

AL- Giveit up already

[Gaara's Aprentice]

Crap... If Naruto characters saw these threads, people would DIE! Preferably poeple who say Deidara's a girl, GaaraXHinata, GaaraXJust about every god damn female character would definitely get you killed. Basically, if this happened, we would have to kiss our asses good-bye!

[Rokurai]

I was kidding about the sickness...man it doesn't take much for people to flip out on this forum.

[Kuya]

Aoba, Yamato w/ KWGoD, and Gai would be sent to rescue Sasuke, defeat Akatsuki and Oro, and pay off all of Tsunade's debts. Then Gai would ask Tsunade if she could turn him black and have an afro.

Then they would question the Outskirts Battledome. They would wonder what the hell is the One Pieceverse, Bleachverse, and DBZverse is, and wonder why these universes are so much stronger then them. Also, Orochimaru would want to achieve a powerful weapon which is called The Infinity Gauntlet. And then Naruto wouldn't want to achieve the title of Hokage anymore, but achieve the title of Super Saiyan 3.

Then all the characters of Naruto come to the conclusion that no matter what, they don't want to face off against this enemy named Chuck Norris. Because according to what they've heard, his roundhouse kicks could destroy universes.

[Yuki Uchiha]

ha ha ha ha *hides under rock*

[ElementalShinobi]

Naruto would fuuton rasengan the entire forum for them saying sasuke is better than him.

[Lemonade]

I enjoy this thread hehehe

[Law]

We would all die slowly and painfully.

Especially those who paired Naruto and Sasuke...Naruto would probably not get what that meant, but Sasuke would roast the whole lot of ya with a fireball.

-HE

[Atanih88]

I highly doubt this. :3
I completely agree... Sasuke would soo not Chidori anyone because he knows why SasuNaru/NaruSasu pairing exists hehehe... but their reaction to this?...

Naruto: O_O me and... and teme?
Sasuke: Tch, Usuratonkachi
Sakura: -_- Kuso
Kakashi: what's so great about Iruka? *thinks* maybe I should find out

hehehe

[Krahiz]

They would all see the forum, understand that they're only some made up charas that don't exist in reality, then disapear in a cloud of dust smile-big

[Suzuku]

He'd get a big ass head.

[gabzilla]

Ugh.

Fortunately, Hinata is too young to be allowed into the bathhouse.

Seeing what most artists do with her could scar her for life...

Indeed.

How come I didn´t see this thread before?

I guess I'll just re-post what I did before too! :amuse


These basically sum up what just about every character would feel/experience if they saw some of the crazy stuff on here. :laugh



:rofl

XD

Those are so old.

[Almaseti]

They'd get restraining orders against 3/4 of their fandoms...

[Bad Milk]

If Naruto saw this forum he would think:

"Holy shit, I'm fictional!:cry

[pancake]

Tayuya: WTF IS ALL WITH THESE PERVERTED MOTHERFUCKERS?
Jirobo: AT LEAST WE'RE ALL FRIENDS
Temari: ..And I'm paired up with HIM?
Shikamaru: This is too troublesome! WOMEN ARE TROUBLESOME! THEY DON'T GET IT! AND NO I'M NOT GAY!
Naruto: I love Sasukettebayo.
Sasuke: I'll Chidori all of you fans up in the ass.
Lee: THAT'S TRAINING!!! THE POWER OF YOUTH!! :yell

[CelticWarrioress]

i think they'd be glad to see the followings they have..

and Have night mares about who they've been paired up with

[Kanae]

I think that their reactions would be something kinda similar to this, at least in part one:

Naruto: **Looks at a Popularity pool where he's winning against Sasuke** I..I'm.. w-winning? HA! in your FACE! Sasuke-TEME! They like ME better than YOU! They think I'm GREAT!

Sasuke: **Glares, and turns around, arms folded** Tch, who cares what they think? They don't know anything about... **Looks at the SasuNaru FC and the great popularity it has** **Slowly unfolds arms** ..Actually, maybe they do.

Sakura: **Looks at the SasuNaru FC** NANIII?!! They're more popular than me and MY Sasuke-kun?! What are this people?! INSANE?! Narutoooooooo.. This is all YOUR fault! **Cracks her knuckles while Inner Sakura flares behind her**

Kakashi: **Raises an almost invisible eyebrow** Whoa, me and Iruka?.. Who would have thought **shrughs and goes back to his Icha-Icha reading** I wonder if he has seen this already..?

Iruka: **Eating Ramen** **Sees the KakashixIruka FC** **Spills Ramen all over the table** WTH?!

Ino: **Looks at the SasuIno FC** Ha! I KNEW that me and my Sasuke-kun were meant to be! :love now I just have to make him realize that **Stares dreamily at the ceiling**

Shikamaru: **looking at Ino from the corner of his eye** Maa.. so troublesome **Looks at the ShikaIno, ShikaTema community** **blushes slightly, then turns to the side** Maa.. don't they know how troublesome woman are? why do they pair me up with the most troublesomes out of them all?

Chouji: **Eats chips** Hey, I have a FC ^^ **Looks at the Sakura-FC** Ino better not see this... **Quickly closes the screen**

[Uzumaki]

This Thread lack mecha-Hidan. So Ill just have to add it :P

Hidan Would Join My Fanclub.
Naruto Would Freak Out due to NaruHina Pictures.
Hinata Would Die When she found Out Alot of People Think her as a Smexy Girl :P
And Other Fun Stuff, Dont bother to post any more

[friedrice12]

they would all realize how many people are obsessed with them...

[AyaneDaButtafly]

deidara would really happy to find out that he has bigger fanbase than itachi smile-big and there are tons of fangirls who would pay to shake his hand :nod XD

[Sasori-puppet#134]

I don't think we want the Naruto characters to come here...
KWGoD would instantly kill us all.
But it'd be an extremely cool way to go, no doubt.

[Lady Tsukiyomi]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Me ^^
Naruto- "I'm that powerful to them? Wow, I can kill everyone at once! Cool."
Sasuke- "...I'm GAY?"
Sakura- "How come nobody likes me D:"
Hinata- "M-me and N-Naruto-kun?"
Kiba- "HER AND NARUTO? Why is everyone hitting on my sister?"
Shino- "I have a fanbase?"
Tenten- "I'm as surprised as you, buddy. I have one too."
Lee- "Hey, I'm like the most loved character ever. So is Gai! Hey, Gai, what's a pedophile?"
Neji- *gets a big retarded sweatdrop* "People actually like me here? I have to meet this Ando person."
Ino- "Why don't I have as many fans as Sakura? HOW AM I CONSIDERED MORE USELESS THAN TENTEN!?"
Chouji- "People love me :)"
Shikamaru- "Holy shit, I have a lot of fans. I guess I'm just that badass."
Kakashi- "So do I. ...I'M NOT GAY FOR IRUKA!"
Kurenai- "Stop hiding it, Kakashi. We all know it. Hey, the general population wants to bone me."
Asuma- "Who's Assuma?"
Gai- "I am loved by all :cry"
Itachi- "...But...and...I'm loved, even though I killed my entire clan. Fucking freaks."
Kisame- "I too have a fanbase. Holy shit."
Deidara- "I'm in HOW many pairings, un?"
Sasori- "I'm still loved despite being dead."
Tobi- "I am NOT Obito. I am a good boy."
Zetsu- "I'm not a carnivore! Yes we are."
Kakuzu- "I did NOT get pwned like a cheap n00b :cry."
Hidan- "...How come a blade of grass beat me in the battledome?"
AL- "Those fools STILL don't know who I am :ninja"
BH- "Me neither. :ninja"
Gaara- "My fans are all fucking psychotic. :oh"
Temari- "Mine all want to bone me :oh"
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:

OMG......:rofl LMAO XD
Hinata would die of embarrassment from all the FC dedicated to her. Kakashi would be so shocked with all the people he is paired with.....XD

[Hiruto Uzumaki]

Thanks, Gaara of the Desert! smile-big

Here what would happen if they met Kishi:

Naruto - Will I become hokage or win Sakura?
Hinata - Will you pair me up with Naruto-kun?
Jiraiya - Will I finally win Tsunade?
Sasuke - Will I finally kill Itachi?
Filler characters - How come you didn't put us in the manga!?
Ghost Hayate - Why'd you kill me off!?
Zabuza - Why'd you kill me off!?
Konohamaru - How come I look like your bro?
Rock Lee - What in the world were you thinking when you made my eyes!?
Kishi-san - Arggggggggggghhhhhhhh! Leave me alone! No more request! I'm sorry I started this manga!
(Akamaru goes on Kishi)

[Vicious-chan]

If they did see these threads, I'd be happy as so many of those in favor of such disturbing pairings would be dead right now :P (though so would I after my whole every girl in Naruto orgy idea in another thread).

[Amaru]

They'd cry. Then pwn Germany for allowing a forum like this to start.

Then I'd probably be murdered for my signature. :D

[Double Arts Sui]

Well, I know the topography of the Fire Country will be DEEPLY changed. A new river will flow out of Konoha. Made with Lee's tears... I don't think he can bear such a lot of people saying he PWNS without a display of youth...

Naruto would be asking half Konoha what is a narutard, sasutard, yaoi, hentai... and half Konoha would go around with entire boxes of Kleenex-es into their noses... while Naruto would be pissed off that he got NO ANSWERS.

Hinata would get an epileptic attack on seing Naruto. Sakura would get seizures upon seeing Naruto. TenTen would be scarred for life after people deemed her a filler. Neji would simply 'hmph' the NejiTen fans and attempt Juuken on them. Kakashi would get a permanent tembling and sweatdrop when seeing Iruka. And Gai would jump from the Hokage Rock Faces just to prove that ppl here are right: he's the king of the world, full of win and his pwnage does not know any limits! :omg

[tricia868]

I want to know what Gai would think of the Gaible...

[Random Nobody]

Hinata would never, ever go outside again, for fear of Hina-tards.

[Razgriz]

People would die. *nod*

[Gamma Akutabi]

Naruto would take one look at CrazyKramer07's posts, and wish he had saved the FRS for him.

[DarkFire]

they would kill all of us because of the yaoi parings and tsunade would beat out asses because we talk about her huge jugs

[azn_boi9832]

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi on the internet

Naruto: Wat the hell is this? Naruto Forums?
Sasuke: Go to it,man i wana see how much every1 hates my brother like me.

Clicks on Link and goes to FC Link
Sasuke: Wat the F*** y do most of these idoits like my brother and wats this Sasuke is Gay FC. Now that's not right im a freaking Emo.

Sakura: ME AND KAKASHI-SENSI IM GONA KILL THE BASTARD THAT DID THAT

Kakashi: M-U-S-T K-I-L-L THE DUMBASS THAT CALLED ME GAY.

Team 10 comes in

SHIKAMARU: WELL THIS IS F***ING TROUBLESOME. Me and Tamari wat the hell? *Then thinks it through* I guess it could work.
INO: FANS OF SAKURA PREPARE TO DIE
Choji: People accually like me
Asuma: it took that long to know that me and kurinai are in a relationship man these guys are dumb

Team 8 comes in
Hinata: People accualy saying that me and Naruto-Kun will be together? Yay but I dont noe *Twidles fingers* Ummm Naruto-Kun I have something to show u.
Naruto: wat is it
*Window of the FC closes*
Hinata *Eggface*
Naruto: Well wat is it?
Hinata:Nothing.....
Inner-Hinata: I was so close....
Kiba: Me and Ino?
Ino: *Punches Kiba on the head* Never will happen
Inner-Ino: I hope it happens
Shino: Naruto I thought u said u will never tell any1 about the Laughing Shino ep.
Kurinai: .............. I have nothing to say about my personal life with asuma

Team Gai comes in
Lee: Wait theres only 1 FC about me and Sakura-Chan
Neji: Golden Byakugan? I must master this new jutsu
Ten-Ten: People think that im sexy?
Gai: The Holy Gaible, I am moved *Cries*

The Sand Siblings come in
Kankuro: Wat the hell no 1s talking about me?
Temari: Me and Shikamaru *Thinks about it* Shikamaru u want to join me
Garra: I was a phycopath and they still like me? wat has the world come to?

At the Akatsuki base
Itachi: I have killed and been a bad guy for so many year but why am i seen a favourable guy.
Deidara: Thats it im calling my agent. I dont noe wat my gender is also okay
Tobi: Im useful? Now that ain't right
AL: Im the Yondaime? (4th Hokage) thats stupid im Madara Uchiha
(If he was THe 4th)
AL: Im the Yondaime? Crap now i been found out. every1 were closing down the operation

Back at naruto Computer.
Naruto: This is just screwed up
Sasuke: MUST-KILL-PEOPLE-WHO-THINK-IM-GAY
Naruto: MUST-KILL-KIBA-BEFORE-ITS-TOO-LATE-TO-HAVE-HINATA
Sasuke Turns to Lvl2 Cursed Seal and Naruto uses The demon fox chakra.

[Judgemento]

they would kill all of us because of the yaoi parings and tsunade would beat out asses because we talk about her huge jugs

True :amuse but whats also true and cannot be denied is Tsunade milk factory

[Gamma Akutabi]

Tsunade would unman us in the WORST way.

[Harley Quinn]

Hinata would just like, die after seeing all the pairings she's been in.

And Naruto and Sasuke would realize the only thing that would make them be willing to team up to kill people: Being paired together and have so many obsessive fans.

[TigerTwista]

Tsunade would unman us in the WORST way.

QFT :cry it is the most truest fact out there

[Hiruto Uzumaki]

I guess everyomne will complain that his name gets top billing or everyone(but Hinata) will dislike him because they will think he created this forum.

[gabha]

Hopefully Gai would be proud.

[Double Arts Sui]

Plus... Shikamaru'd have to say:
"Crap, he actually is the guy they named this story after... I never thought that possible!"

[martinipenguin]

Yondaime: I was in like one chapter, people! Why do you like me so much?

[makeoutparadise2]

People would die. *nod*
:nod many people

[Scorpion]

Naruto: *Commits Suicide*
Sasuke: "what does gay mean?"
Sakura: "Everyone hates me" (Yup)
Shikamaru: "Wha? me with Temari! What a drag."
Ino: "People think I'm a slut! :)"
Itachi: "This Shadow person thinks I'm awesome...I think I'm starting to like him"
Kisame: "Yeah. It also seems like he likes everyone at Akatsuki"
Tobi: "We could be real friends!"
Hidan: "FUCK THIS SHIT BITCH!"
Kakuzu: "Pay? For Naruto episode's and manga? FUCK THAT!"
Pain: "Why do people think I'm this 'forth hokage' person?"
Blue Hair: "Me and Pain... ..together?.....Hmmmm :nod"
Zetsu: "What does ZOMG mean" "It's OMG n00b!"
Garra: "I am dead sexy"
Sasori: "Me...vs. Sasuke? 'Sasuke would win?' BULLSHIT! I WOULD KICK HIS ASS!"

[Katon]

The most of them would be really happy!

[HO-OH]

if hinata saw the yaoi pairings she'd be like sasuke will never get him or she will just keep on looking at the yaoi pairings and tell sakura to watch it with her

[Mr.Smiley]

Sakura would join the SasuSai FC. She's a closet yaoi fan, after all.

[Clumps]

Sasuke: I'm glad people think I'm god. People have good taste.

Naruto:WTF, why the hell does Sasuke beat me in every poll.

Sakura: I'm popular just like Sasuke kun? SHANNARO!!!!!!!!!!

[Levithian]

Sakura would be sad...then happy with her fans then sad and disgusted with the Sakura/Hinata wars as well as the NaruHina NaruSaku ones as she would be happy for Naruto if he got with Hinata and dose not like him that way...also that he would finally stop pissing her off and wasting her time asking her out...when she has rejected him at every turn and even made him bleed for trying to hug her.

Sasuke: would hate what is said about him..and be like WTF with's Uchihacest?

Hinata would be happy with NaruHina and vote for it on the polls...and embarrassed and pleased that many believe in her because of the way she is...and want for her what she wants for herself..and she would be sad that some hate her for being a good person...and for no real logical reason..in the end she would pity them as I do.

Orochimaru would kill those that call him a pedo...when he for the most part wants power and not sex even as he is a sensual serpentine person in the same way a serpent is.

Itachi would think the whole thing a waste of his time..let the fools think what they will he would say to himself...love me and I don't care hate me and I don't care....but get in my way and I will use MS on your ass...

Neji would be like, some people worship me as a near god...others think I am a arrogant asshole..if it dose not effect my goals, I don't care.

Naruto would finally get with Hinata when he looked at the NaruHina FC..and give Sakura up as a lost cause..and be hey WTF with the I'm Retarded posts?..at the same time he would cry with happiness at all those that believed in him and his dreams...and care for even his love life and personal happiness...and from other posts he would be less oblivious happy yet at the same time a sadder yet wiser person.

[Cereza]

They would think that we are freaking weird stalker people

[Yakushi Kabuto]

There would be a lot of horrified laughter from some of them. I think Orochimaru would be very amused by the hatred directed at him. Yet at the same time, he would not be surprised at the people who decide to sing his prise instead. The Konoha 12 would be wondering what the heck is up with people talking about their love lives. Sasuke would pretend that he doesn't care, but really he would be pissed off at people not understanding his motivations. Naruto would be really curious, and make a billion threads asking questions, mostly wondering what people thought of him.Kakuzu would think that Tazmo is a genius and would try to get into the whole thing to make more money.

[Jizz]

^Sasuke woudn't care. He would just chidori all of his Naysayers in the balls.

[docterjoy]

The world would explode, but before that, they'd chase us off the web with e-torches and e-pitchforks.

[Creator]

If Tsunade saw my activities in this forum, she will say 'I love you more then life itself' then sex me. :P

[Mr.Smiley]

Sakura would be sad...then happy with her fans then sad and disgusted with the Sakura/Hinata wars as well as the NaruHina NaruSaku ones as she would be happy for Naruto if he got with Hinata and dose not like him that way...also that he would finally stop pissing her off and wasting her time asking her out...when she has rejected him at every turn and even made him bleed for trying to hug her.

Sasuke: would hate what is said about him..and be like WTF with's Uchihacest?

Hinata would be happy with NaruHina and vote for it on the polls...and embarrassed and pleased that many believe in her because of the way she is...and want for her what she wants for herself..and she would be sad that some hate her for being a good person...and for no real logical reason..in the end she would pity them as I do.

Orochimaru would kill those that call him a pedo...when he for the most part wants power and not sex even as he is a sensual serpentine person in the same way a serpent is.

Itachi would think the whole thing a waste of his time..let the fools think what they will he would say to himself...love me and I don't care hate me and I don't care....but get in my way and I will use MS on your ass...

Neji would be like, some people worship me as a near god...others think I am a arrogant asshole..if it dose not effect my goals, I don't care.

Naruto would finally get with Hinata when he looked at the NaruHina FC..and give Sakura up as a lost cause..and be hey WTF with the I'm Retarded posts?..at the same time he would cry with happiness at all those that believed in him and his dreams...and care for even his love life and personal happiness...and from other posts he would be less oblivious happy yet at the same time a sadder yet wiser person.

wow, that's a really realistic scenario. nice job. ^_^

[Hollie]

Sai would be in the bathhouse all day :hehee

[Freebird]

Well, none of the Rookie 12 or their replacements can enter the bathhouse seeing as they are all under 18.:sweatdrop I am sure Hinata will be happy with her supporters though.

[Shark Skin]

I think some would be entertained. Others would be pissed. And then some just wouldn't care.

[Beluga]

Shino and Karin would be happy becuase I paired them together! <3

[Shark Skin]

Shino and Karin would be happy becuase I paired them together! <3

Yay for glasses love!:laugh

[Tossino]

Naruto- "I'm that powerful to them? Wow, I can kill everyone at once! Cool."
Sasuke- "...I'm GAY?"
Sakura- "How come nobody likes me D:"
Hinata- "M-me and N-Naruto-kun?"
Kiba- "HER AND NARUTO? Why is everyone hitting on my sister?"
Shino- "I have a fanbase?"
Tenten- "I'm as surprised as you, buddy. I have one too."
Lee- "Hey, I'm like the most loved character ever. So is Gai! Hey, Gai, what's a pedophile?"
Neji- *gets a big retarded sweatdrop* "People actually like me here? I have to meet this Ando person."
Ino- "Why don't I have as many fans as Sakura? HOW AM I CONSIDERED MORE USELESS THAN TENTEN!?"
Chouji- "People love me "
Shikamaru- "Holy shit, I have a lot of fans. I guess I'm just that badass."
Kakashi- "So do I. ...I'M NOT GAY FOR IRUKA!"
Kurenai- "Stop hiding it, Kakashi. We all know it. Hey, the general population wants to bone me."
Asuma- "Who's Assuma?"
Gai- "I am loved by all "
Itachi- "...But...and...I'm loved, even though I killed my entire clan. Fucking freaks."
Kisame- "I too have a fanbase. Holy shit."
Deidara- "I'm in HOW many pairings, un?"
Sasori- "I'm still loved despite being dead."
Tobi- "I am NOT Obito. I am a good boy."
Zetsu- "I'm not a carnivore! Yes we are."
Kakuzu- "I did NOT get pwned like a cheap n00b ."
Hidan- "...How come a blade of grass beat me in the battledome?"
AL- "Those fools STILL don't know who I am "
BH- "Me neither. "
Gaara- "My fans are all fucking psychotic. "
Temari- "Mine all want to bone me "
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:"

Ok, all that was just :rofl HILLARIOUS!!! YOU are a genius man! Laughed my ass of. "Fucking freaks" "All my fans are frekin' psychotic." OMG!!!!
I dunno what they would say, you stated it all. :lmao
But when I think about, Naruto would freak out because we speak about how amazing he is, Sasuke would like "whatever", as well as Itachi. But if Itachi saw his pairing with Naruto... Ummm... I don't wanna know. x''D Gaara would really think this way: "So many people actuallt likes the old me?" :rofl
Itachi, looking at NaruSasu FC: "Ummm... Sasuke, I think you should see this?
Sasuke: "What?"
Itachi: "Just come over here, foolish brother."
Sasuke: "You know, just because I doesn't try to kill you here, doesn't mean I won't try later."
Itachi: "Yeah, yeah, just come." Sasuke walks over to Itachi and looks over his shoulder.
Sasuke: "WTF!!!" Stearing at a picture of him and Naruto kissing.
Naruto: "Hey, what's these noises about." Looks over Sasukes shoulder as Itachi walked away, trying not to laugh. :amuse
Naruto: "EH!!! W- W- What!"
Sasuke, trembiling with rage: "W- Who the h- hell, made this up..." Stared at Naruto.
Naruto: "Hey, what's with that face?"

[colours]

I think they'd all be really entertained by what we come up with :amuse

[Repstorm]

Half of them would probably commit suicide after reading some of the nonsense that goes on here. :lmao

[Tossino]

Half of them would probably commit suicide after reading some of the nonsense that goes on here. :lmao

I don't think so. We're just imagining. :amuse

[Gaawa-chan]

Well...
At first, Gaara would make a face like this:
:oh
Then this:
:laugh

Because he finally knows that he's understood and loved be hundreds of total strangers...

... and then he'll spot the GaaLee and GaaNaru fcs...
And he'll either kill us all or take our advice, kidnap them both, and make them his love slaves.

[Hawkeye]

Hinata would freak at the way FMA9 idolizes her...

[Shark Skin]

... and then he'll spot the GaaLee and GaaNaru fcs...
And he'll either kill us all or take our advice, kidnap them both, and make them his love slaves.

Oh no, what have we done! We've ruined Lee and Naruto's lives!:cry...:laugh

[Lycanthropy]

They'd laugh at our silly theories and gun down all the fanfic writers/fanartists :pek

[Hawkeye]

If she was reading, I would put it all even better just to suit her modest personality and she would love it...it would be non-stop support and encouragement without going too far.

You would have to delete a lot of post about what you would do to her...:P

[Tossino]

You can put it in two words. We = dead. :rofl

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

dang id be dead

[Freebird]

Yes, FMA9 is right. The "Who you would sex thread" is already a part of the House of Uzumaki. Deleting it would be like...insulting Chuck Norris. And thats not good.:sweatdrop OnTopic: If they see the forum, yes we would be dead past all imagination. Good thing they won't.:amuse

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

id be tortured most likley

[Tossino]

They would kill us, if they could find us that is. :LOS

[Hio]

They will go to Bath house:hehee and to his/her own FC

[Kamishiro Yuki]

Naruto- "I'm that powerful to them? Wow, I can kill everyone at once! Cool."
Sasuke- "...I'm GAY?"
Sakura- "How come nobody likes me D:"
Hinata- "M-me and N-Naruto-kun?"
Kiba- "HER AND NARUTO? Why is everyone hitting on my sister?"
Shino- "I have a fanbase?"
Tenten- "I'm as surprised as you, buddy. I have one too."
Lee- "Hey, I'm like the most loved character ever. So is Gai! Hey, Gai, what's a pedophile?"
Neji- *gets a big retarded sweatdrop* "People actually like me here? I have to meet this Ando person."
Ino- "Why don't I have as many fans as Sakura? HOW AM I CONSIDERED MORE USELESS THAN TENTEN!?"
Chouji- "People love me "
Shikamaru- "Holy shit, I have a lot of fans. I guess I'm just that badass."
Kakashi- "So do I. ...I'M NOT GAY FOR IRUKA!"
Kurenai- "Stop hiding it, Kakashi. We all know it. Hey, the general population wants to bone me."
Asuma- "Who's Assuma?"
Gai- "I am loved by all "
Itachi- "...But...and...I'm loved, even though I killed my entire clan. Fucking freaks."
Kisame- "I too have a fanbase. Holy shit."
Deidara- "I'm in HOW many pairings, un?"
Sasori- "I'm still loved despite being dead."
Tobi- "I am NOT Obito. I am a good boy."
Zetsu- "I'm not a carnivore! Yes we are."
Kakuzu- "I did NOT get pwned like a cheap n00b ."
Hidan- "...How come a blade of grass beat me in the battledome?"
AL- "Those fools STILL don't know who I am "
BH- "Me neither. "
Gaara- "My fans are all fucking psychotic. "
Temari- "Mine all want to bone me "
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:"

Damn awesome man!! :laugh :rotfl :lmao

they'll all die of laughing

[Creator]

Tsunade will make love to me if she saw what i write. :oh

[Freebird]

They can't! I am sure it will take a while to get 100 posts, and I am sure they are [Naruto, Hinata, Gaara, all of them] not 18.:amuse OnTopic: Yes, I agree. Total unconditional, no strings attached death.:sweatdrop

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

i think tayuya might kick my ass

[Shark Skin]

They would kill us, if they could find us that is. :LOS

I'd let Temari find me.:amuse And Shikamaru has no reason to kill me:P

[Tossino]

I'd let Temari find me.:amuse And Shikamaru has no reason to kill me:P

Oh, really? He has, but he wouldn't I can see it clearly. "I don't bother to care, to troublesome." :lmao

[Hollie]

Tayuya would troll :LOS
Oro would post kiddie porn :pek
Jiraiya would do "research"

[Shark Skin]

Oh, really? He has, but he wouldn't I can see it clearly. "I don't bother to care, to troublesome." :lmao

But all I do is admire him:cry

[nkon]

Tayuya would troll :LOS
Oro would post kiddie porn :pek
Jiraiya would do "research"

I agree with this post XD

All so neji would mod screw people

[Tossino]

But all I do is admire him:cry

Oh, then he won't have a reason. :noworry

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[ShinigamiUchiha420]

if they were to see these forums they would be like "WTF, THIS IS OUR LIVES YOUR TALKING ABOUT, ITS NOT LIKE WERE CARTOONS!!!!!!"

[Kusogitsune]

Ino and TenTen would totally want me. Sakura would be happy that she has so many fans.

[Kenpachi Zaraki]

ROTFLMAO!!

[clemy]

let's just thank god they can't see this forum... it's full of perverts and they are all just kids yet

[Arcueid]

They'd probably be scared for life from all our fandoms and rants.

[NicoleMarieR]

They would all die of cardiac arrest, minus a few key characters, in a cacophonous shout of " YONDAIME IS NARUTO'S FATHER? HIS NAME IS MINATO.......THATS HELLA LAME?!"

[Durge]

Anko would see how prevery:amuse i am for and would ether beat me up or sex me up i don't know:oh

[Tossino]

if they were to see these forums they would be like "WTF, THIS IS OUR LIVES YOUR TALKING ABOUT, ITS NOT LIKE WERE CARTOONS!!!!!!"

:huh This is true ffs! :iria

[Naminé]

Hmm... I think that first of all, they would spazz out all over the floor. Naruto would be flattered they made a forum out of his show [well, he is the main character]
Hmm... All of the pairing threads would make everyone take slow and easy awkward steps away from eachother. Especially Neji and Sasuke---> :huh
Other characters would also like some of the users on here... and would think others are just plain wierd.

[Loulabelle]

All: We're only the imagination of a guy in Japan!!!??? :eek

:laugh

Yeah, pretty much.

[Tossino]

All: We're only the imagination of a guy in Japan!!!??? :eek

This is 100% true. :lmao

[Lavi]

They'd probably be scared for life from all our fandoms and rants.

*nods in agreement* :noworry

[•Fallacy•]

They'd find us and kill us all. :awesome
Sakura would kill the NaruSaku fans because she can't have any evidence that she likes Naruto just lyyinn around where people can see it.
Sasuke would...kill everyone for the hell of it. (Specially us Sasuke fan since we're so pervy :hehee)

And Naruto would make a new home within the SasuNaru FC and yell at us all day long. :hehee

They would do horrible...unspeakable things to us all.

Naruto: How do these people know about us?!?!!? :omg
Sakura: SPIES!?!?! :angry

[Kusogitsune]

They'd try to get bathhouse access.

[Kakuzu]

If Naruto characters saw the Naruto Forums?

They would realize that most of them should just kill themselves and the rest would join Team GB.

[•Fallacy•]

Sadly...I agree with kusogitsune.
bend over so I can kiss it, Kuso. :pek
:laugh

[Kusogitsune]

Sadly...I agree with kusogitsune.
bend over so I can kiss it, Kuso. :pek
:laugh

Feel free to use your tongue. Anyways, I think Shikamaru would be pissed at me for revealing that he wears diapers.

[FreddyFalcon]

naruto: ha ha sasuke sucks on these forums
sasuke: what do you mean what I did with diedara was stupid it was perfectly logical right?

~cricket cricket~

Sakura: curse these hinata tards rating her above me

Hinata: ghetto booty fc.:cry I feel so violated:cry

Neji: as always I rule with no complaints
to be continued.............

[•Fallacy•]

What's he gunna do? :pek
He would say messing with you would be too troublesome, go change his diaper, then go back to sleep.

[Sex and Drugs]

If the Naruto Characters did see this forum, one of the characters would kill the members that didn't give them enough attention to.

[Kusogitsune]

];11009741']If the Naruto Characters did see this forum, one of the characters would kill the members that didn't give them enough attention to.

I assume that character would be the kage-level TenTen?

[maximilyan]

sai would draw up a brutal death for the first person who said he was gay :pek

[Dog Rapist]

Naruto would go : See, I CAN be a main character! I'm the main character, not Sasuke-bastard!!!

[Haruna♥]

Naruto: ...Me with Hinata? ... Who in the bloody hell is that?!
Sakura: SasoSaku... DeiSaku... ITASAKU... What is wrong with you people...?!
Sasuke: What is an "emo?!"

Neji: Golden... Byakugam?
Tenten: People actually LIKE ME!! :wtf
Lee: LeeGai? How youthful! :D

Shikamaru: PNJ? ...
Chouji: ... Where is my fandom?! :arg
Ino: *cries*

Hinata: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. T.T
Shino: ...
Kiba: AkaKiba...? I'm going to kill myself...

[hara_karikitty]

Probably laughter, then Naruto would discover a thread about how Sasuke was gay with someone, and he'd turn around and pull this face :hehee Followed by this face :pek because he's featured in said gayness. Then he finds out he dies and Sasuke is gay with every guy in Konoha and beyond.

Then see this face :LOS

[FreddyFalcon]

Iruka: what about me. I have no fans?
Jiraiya: ~reads thread~ "will Jiriyia Die?" hmmm this is interesting. Wait a minute. Holy Crap they actually think Im going to die!
Sakura: These pairing threads are getting annoying.

[Shmee]

chouji-man, nobody respects a big guy

[Kaen Mikami]

I'd like to know what Shikamaru would think of the scathing things I've said about him in relation to what he did to Hidan.:P

I'm sure Dei and Hidan would be impressed and surprised that there are people who love them.:amuse I know at least Dei would be flattered.

[Xana]

Gaara: ...I'm necessary...I'm loved...I'm...PAIRED WITH ROCK LEE??? :twitch:twitch:twitch

[Jaded Heart]

azn boi9832, my thoughts exactly. Nuff said

[Raiden]

It depends. I think they would all be embarrassed after seeing the fanclub pairings and the images that go along with them. Sasuke would probably go beserk after learning that there are Itachi fans. Hopefully, no one tells him what "emo" means. I believe the Huuyga clan would be content with the fact that they get so much respect because of the Golden Byakugan and Gai, Lee would also realize that t hey're some of the most appreciated, respected characters in the series.

[Yellow]

Sasuke would kill all the Sasuke haters but Naruto and Neji would protect us so yeah....

[Yoko Ritona]

They would be turned on Creeped out when reading some of the post that us sex crazed fanboys/fangirls post.

and
Naruto: hmmm whats this? a thread entitled "4th Hokage" hmm lets look...OMFG......OMFG......OMFG....Daddy!!!
Jiraiya:OMG look at all the perv related FCs!!!!

[Hannibal]

They'd probably have an identity complex and would become insecure.

[Yellow]

Jiraiya:OMG look at all the perv related FCs!!!!
Jiraiya would love the bathhouse. ;)

[Canute87]

Sasuke: don't these people realize that i don't care about them in the least.
Jiraiya: bathouse here i come
Hidan: at least there is one person who still remembers me
Tsunade: i belong to creator? Who the hell are you?
Orochimaru: Kukuku The Uchiha Sasuke Skin looks so good *licks Tongue*
Sakura: People still think I'm useless :cry
Kyuubi: I'm nobody's bitch you frgging Uchihatards
Sasori: I agree Kishi killed me with PNJ
Naruto: Dammnit I'll show you all i will become hokage, believe it.
Chouji: goddamnit will i ever win a match in th manga battledome
Itachi:..............
Madara: After i gain the Kyuubi with my power, Uchiha Madara's power I will take over NF. Oh ANd I was not Pwned By Shodai.

[natwel]

Sakura would kill herself if she saw that she has been paired up with almost everybody, including Kakashi.Hooray!!
Kankuro- "I want fans too D:"He does, and has an FC
Asuma: it took that long to know that me and kurinai are in a relationship man these guys are dumbIt's not that we're dumb it's that nobody cares about that pairing

[Cirus]

Oro: I am not a pedo.
Naruto: I thought I was the main character.
Sakura: Why does everyone think I am useless?
Tsunade: Why does everyone think Sakura is useless, cause I did train her.
Sasuke: Oro is really a pedo.
Itachi: I only run for the exercise.
Dei: I am only like that because my mother wished I was a girl.

[natwel]

Sakura: These pairing threads are getting annoying.
Sakura should take it as a complement.

[Gecka]

Well it would be awkward. Everyone would have dif reactions, so it would be hard to go over them all.

[The Precentor]

They would hunt down and kill every single member.

[SwordxKirby]

They would ROFL until they see the pairings

[KakashiUchiha23]

The Hyuuga Reaction~

Hinata-GaaHina????WTF?
Neji-Red Byakugan? Who thought of that?

[Rurushu]

Itachi will be disgusted by the art of run jokes. lol...

[Grimmjow]

they would tells us "all" to gtfo lol

[Blackpretzel]

We would all have our heads on the floor by now :zaru

[☆Northstar☆]

Lol, Naruto would be mad because of all the threads made about Sasuke.

[kidloco]

sakura will hit me for a month!!!

or tried to kill me everytime im on

look my set :lmao

[Paveway]

Lol Sasuke would take one look at HoU and Library and be like "OMG, WTF. Why does almost everybody want me to die or never come back?!" and then probably go bust some balls :bang or go cry in the corner :cry

[Dattebayo-chan]

They would all obviously have a mayor "WTF?!-moment" when seeing the threads around here. Some things would probably make them angry or irritated while they would just laugh at other things, I guess . . . :laugh

Though, they would probably mostly wonder why no understand them, even after following the series for all these years . . . :lmao

[Gary]

naruto would be pissed sasukewould be like wtf sakura idk and the pairing they would be surpirsed as hell aka yaoi

[FlameHazel]

They would probably go on a rampage destroying NF servers....

All it takes is one look at the FC section -_-

[jjv236]

They will all check out the next chapter spoilers so they can see what is to come then they would act accoringly.

[Hollie]

Deidara would go in the art section and try to post some explosions :iria

[•Sharingan Squid•]

Itachi: They lack hatred :noworry

[Krisis]

They would laugh. So much. :lmao

[Indigo Rose]

If Sandaime, Haku or Zabusa started posting, someone would be accused of thread necromancy. Not in the usual sense of the word, though.

[Mail Jeevas]

I would fear what they would do :oh

Poor Lee...:( He will probally be wondering what Yaoi is and asking Gai about it. Then Gai would be like, "WHAT IS THIS UNYOUTHFUL STUFF!" Then Lee would still be confused :cry

[Azira]

Well that depends

if they were somehow aware that they were in fact characters in a Show then I imagine they very angry and confused about what some people post
If they wernt...well that would cause a very odd situation

[Fleecy]

NF would be nothing but bloodstains. :zaru

Just a single glance at the Anti-FCs, pairings, bastardization, and a variety of other things would have them ripping heads left and right.

To the Anti-Naruto FC: "RASENGAN!" *grinds into dust*
To the Anti-Sasuke FC: "CHIDORI!" *cuts and electrocutes*
To the Anti-Sakura FC: "SHANNARO!" *smashes and crunches*
To the NaruSasu FC: Wtf Kyuubicursedgamabuntamandasharinganrasenganchidori kagebunshinDattebayo HAX!

[WindSpiralShuriken]

hinata"my boobs arnt that big!!!!"

[Platinum]

Sauske would neg rep half the forums... "WTF Uchiha's are godz bitch :pek"

[Boocock]

Naruto: What? Hinata has a crush on me?
Sasuke: Fans are nothing new to me.
Sakura: Do I really come off as THAT mean?
Kakashi: Iruka? What?
Gai: Gaible?
Lee: Why are you surprised, Gai-sensei? I've had it for years.
Neji: My Byakugan sees that people like me.
Tenten: Why did I get stuck on this team? No one will ever love me because I'm on the same team as two popular characters.
Yes, I am! I'm the 3rd's son! Jeez. I thought that was obvious.
Shikamaru: Reading these boards is troublesome.
Chouji: Hey Shikamaru, do you think that Apple covers me breaking my computer because of how many posters called me fat?
Ino: I'm useless?
Kurenai: I'm related to the Akatsuki leader?
I knew I wasn't related to the Akatsuki leader... And yes, it is Asuma's child, not Shikamaru's.
Hinata: Everyone on here realizes my love for Naruto.
Shino: How could so many people like me? They have seen nothing on me.
Kiba: My dog is more popular than me?
Jiraiya: I sure do love their fanart section. Lots of research material.
Tsunade: Worst Hokage? Weak? Hokage by default? Useless in shonen because I'm a woman? I'll kill them all!
Orochimaru: Do I really look like MJ? I mean, I loved his music and all. But, that guy is just crazy. This is coming from me. That guy is crazy.
Sarutobi: Damn straight, I am the best.
Yondaime: Imagine if they actually saw me in a real fight.
Yeah. That's right. I'm the real winner. Genius who actually worked hard, made Rasengan, summoned toads, Hiraishin, knocked up some chick, father of the main character. I'm the real champ! Oh, and son, get Madara for me.
Gaara: People loved me when I was that evil?
Kankuro: I hate being the middle child.
Temari: How did you guys figure out that I liked Shikamaru this fast?
Sai: Oh, I see. The posters who use less grammar have smaller penises. Thanks Google.

[Tasmanian Tiger]

The above post is epic :iria.


:wtf

[Satsuki569]

I guess they would be embarressed.

[HirokuAkasuna]

Sasuke would kill his haters and people who accused him gay. Sakura would be crying in her bed because people called her useless.

[Leeps]

I think all of them would think we are pretty crazy for acting like we are so obsessed ( or some of us *me* T_T ) Orochimaru might try to learn people secrets and experiment on us. But I think the main one is, is that they would be freaked out because we know so much about them..

:nod

[Tunafish]

Well...
I advise them to avoid the FC forum at all times. :hehee

[St. Jimmy]

Sasuke Would Flip About How Many Fangirls There Are
Gaara Would Flip About How Many Fangirls There Are
Itachi Would Flip About How Many Fangirls There Are
Neji Would Flip About How Many Fangirls There Are
Hinata Would Flip About How Many Pervs Fanboys There Are Torward Her

[saphira]

Most of them would probably be pissed off...

[Kittan]

Kisame destroys everything except GB, his FC and Blender.

[Zechs Marquise]

Sasuke would be pretty damn proud to see himself in so many Ava's.

[Kahana]

1. I agree that probably everyone would be surprised/pissed. Lol.

2. I think of Hinata's "crush" on Naruto moreover as an infatuation then Love. :/ That's just my opinion. Don't hate. >_>

[Unsanctioned_genin]

I wonder what other girls would flinch at the thought of being a yuri pairing?

[Jessie]

Well if they see they're anti-fc's their not gonna be exactly over the moon ^^;

[farihstar]

I would love to see Sasuke's reaction to all the essays out there that analyze his character and what not.
Though I think they'd be more surprised at all their crack pairings.

[Prodigy]

half of them would'nt care..half would be pissed off...but i think all of them would be a little scared inside...

[Portia]

sasuke would really be pissed if he saw this too much hate for him no the forums which i love BTW

[Chlorine]

Naruto in Konoha Library: GRRR!!!!!!!! Why are their so many threads on Sasuke, ttebayo?
Sakura in fanclubs: I. am. paired. with. every. fucking. boy. in. the. series.
Sasuke in fanclubs: SASUNARU? UCHIHACEST? ANTI-SASUKE FC?
Hinata in bathhouse: AH! Oh my...people seem to be very fond of my change...are my breasts really that big? *turns super red*
Deidara in Art Section: *spams with pictures of his explosions*
Sasori in Art Section: *does the same with his puppets*
Sai in Bathhouse: *looks at porn pictures* Their dicks are so small.

Thats all I can come up with for now.

[Bleach]

Well since he doesnt exist idk @_______@

[Amethyst Grave]

Hopefully they wouldn't be able to read it...since it's all in English...

[Chlorine]

Hidan would neg rep everybody with "I'm a Christian, saved by the grace of Jesus Christ! If you are too, copy and paste this into your signature." in their sig saying "FUCK YOU PUSSIES JASHIN PWNS YEW MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!11"

[Rainney]

Sasori and Deidara would probably hunt me down and kill me.

Deidara would kill all the anti Deidara fans.

Sakura would die of blood loss when looking in the FC Directory/Bathhouse.

Tenten and Shino would wonder why they even have a fanbase.

Deidara would brag to Sasori that his FC has more pages.

Sasori wouldn't give a fuck. :sag

And that's all I can think of now. :laugh

[amvpua]

yeh, i agree, no women would leave themselves alive after seeing who they have been paired with >.<

[Gary]

sasuke would try to killl every one that hates him

hinata would be shy and blush when she saw the naruto x hinata fan club

and the anti sakura fan club they would die quick

jiriya would have a nose bleed when he saw the bath house

tsuande would be surpirsed when she saw creator

sasori would give

all the anti diedara people would die

and the uhchia madara = fail woulkd die

and itachi would give ethier i will have more later

[Kat Lee]

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[saphyre_bloo]

they'll all be horrified except hinata, who'll be flattered

[whathell]

Orochiamru: who the fuck is Michael jackson??

ahahaha cant stop laughing :P

[Denji]

Tenten would try to /wrist, but she would miss.:argh

[•Sharingan Squid•]

half would :facepalm
the other half would :thumbs

[Sοra]

they would be scarred for life cause of the stuff everyone says:lmao

[Kurugari_Shadou]

itachi would amaterasu the whole site and destroy it.

[Siren]

itachi would amaterasu the whole site and destroy it.

How do you destroy a site? :headscrat

We'd all be screwed. :zaru Or at least negged like no tomorrow. xD

[Kyasurin Yakuto]

I just hope that Deidara would PM me. :jk

Seriously though, I think he'd finally like having fans since he always wanted people to admire him. Although, I'm not sure what he'll think of the fans that make him girly in pairings and such. lol. So I'm glad that I'm not one of those people. XD

[nindragon]

They'd all be made into admins and NF would turn into a battleground for fans.

Really good ideas here in this thread

[MasterChick]

Everybody will be mad at the weird pairing FCs.
Naruto will brag that he has a forum named after him.
Sakura and Sasuke will happy they have their own skins
Kakashi will be jealous that he doesn't have a skin...:ano
Jiraiya will not leave the bathhouse ever...
tsunade will get mad at many perverted members...especially me :shifty
Ino will get mad at sakura for having her own skin, maybe ask to be Owner of the anti-sakura Fc if she could co-own
Sai will love the fanart and coloring section
Kakuzu will be asking for rep, or give rep in order to get repped back.
Hidan will start a fc about his religion
Karin will look at the sexy pictures of Sasuke...Also, she will join the Anti-suigetsu FC
.......and......

tobi will be a spammer...

[Sasori-puppet#06]

Well first they would find out spoilers of other characters. Use those spoilers to their own advantage, them coming upon the site would be wonderful. But then they'd fine all the pairings, I think that Sakura and Hinata would go insane. I wonder how the Akatsuki would react, you never know with those guys. I mean them all being paired up with Sakura. Hmm. *Ponders about it*

Sasori- Another worthy puppet to add to my collection. *Something pops up unexpected* But I'm not a real boy.
Itachi- D*** another thing I have my brother doesn't want. I love Sakura dearly, but I figured this was funnier.
Deidara- Why was I paired up with my Danna's killer?
Kisame- Yes, one for the fish man! I knew not to believe mother when she said I'll never get laid.
Zetsu- Mmm, I'm so hungry...I can already taste the cherry blossom.
AL- I wonder what she'd look like in a Akatsuki robe?
Tobi- Tobi is a very good boy...and you are a good girl blossom.
Hidan- From this story I can tell she would be a very good sacrifice for Jashin-sama to enjoy and maybe he'll let me get her back for some of this Hovin(This isn't a spelling error.).
Kakuzu- I can sell her as a prostitute, she seems good at sex from the looks of this resource.

These are just dumb things that weren't put well together. This is just for fun.

[Christ_On_A_2x4]

If Kisame saw what I did to him in the Kisame FC he would bleed from the eyes and beg for death.

[Durge]

i don't care if they see it...

[Christ_On_A_2x4]

^Well boo. :pek

:LOS

Tsunade will wonder who the fuck Creator is before remembering he's the guy who's always outside her window. :hehee

[Gene_Reaver]

^Well boo. :pek

:LOS

Tsunade will wonder who the fuck Creator is before remembering he's the guy who's always outside her window. :hehee

LOL, hilarious :jir_thumb

[Tenyume Kasumi]

I just hope that Deidara would PM me. :jk

Seriously though, I think he'd finally like having fans since he always wanted people to admire him. Although, I'm not sure what he'll think of the fans that make him girly in pairings and such. lol. So I'm glad that I'm not one of those people. XD
Oh hell yes he would! >D I can just hear him now....

"Danna! Danna! Look! I have an FC! Un! And it's famous! Un!" :P

Although, if anyone went to the Bath house, I guess there will be a lot of mental scarring (with the exception of Jiraiya). And Itachi will think the mental torture is genjutsu and Ameterasu his computer. And Kakuzu will bitch when he wants to buy new one. :XD

Naruto will declare that he is better than Sasuke. Kakashi and Jiraiya will be crowned kings of the Bath house. Iruka will be at the Academy registation welcoming new members. Tobi and Konohamaru will run around spamming randomly. Kakuzu won't be here as much as he's afraid of Mr. Internet Bill. Everyone will be shocked to se their fanbases and their fans themselves. >D And they will get their inbox overflowing everyday.

[Table]

After a visit to the FC section half would get restraining orders.

[LiveFire]

Naruto would kill himself :lmao

[Sky is Over]

Some would laugh, some would cry, and some would piss themselves.

[Toru Hidaka]

Sasuke: Jesus Crist how many fans do I actually have!?
Naruto: Wow this Toru hidaka person really loves me :love
Sakura: :yell noway is Ino-pig sexier than me!

I could say the rest of like all the people but I'm too lazy

[mednin]

Sakura would get mad seeing a lot of people she's paired up with but would be happy about her having her own fan club.

[Naruto's Hinata]

Naruto: I FINALLY KISSED SAKURA AND THE OTHER GIRLS.....I'M A PLAYER......WTF I KISS BOYS

Hinata: T-t-thank y-you everyone who thinks I'm strong, beautiful, and belong to Naruto......fuck eveyone who don't

Sakura: NOOOOO I KISSED NARUTO-BAKA!!! *blushes when see Sasu/Saku FC* OH.....OH......*faints*

Sasuke:.....GODDAMIT I NOT GAY!!!

Itachi:...Damn....I got crazy fangirls.....

Gai: HAHAHAHAH I GOT FANS

Lee:.....I get raped by who?

Kiba: I DON'T LIKE SHINO!!!

Shino: I have fans.....*smile*

Kurinai: My fandom what to do what with me??

[Drunkenwhale]

Chances of NaruHina would decrease dramaticly as Naruto sees (and gets pushed) from the NaruHina support team. (More than 50% of the forum.)

[Cloud]

Goddamn, I'm not a jew!!! lol.

[Arisu_NaruHinaFan]

Hehe, Hinata would be happy about the NaruHina patient love club :P

[somnus nemoris]

If Sasuke saw some posts he would commit suicide

[randomhater]

sasuke: i am not gay! but i might think about it.

[Chlorine]

Naruto: Hey! I'm not gay, ttebayo!
Sasuke: What the fuck is the eye of the Jew? Eagle will pwn you all :sun
Sakura: I've lost so many fans just because I have no boobs.
Hinata: W-well, at least they don't make you a p-porn star, Sakura-chan!
Pein: WTF? I'm Yondaime?
Konan: Everyone fucking hates me except my creepy fanboys.
Tsunade: Who the hell is Creator?
Deidara: Yay! I have an FC, un! /looks through first pages (Guess what happens next)