Post Your Crazy & Impossible Battles Here!

[Hokage Naruto]

Like the previous threads, post here crazy and absurd battles. Like Naruto vs. Hot Ramen, Kisame vs. Norman, Orochimaru's nails vs. Itachi nails and weird or overpowered battles take place in here.

Have fun with the battles!!!

[Sunuvmann]

Gaara's eye shadow v. Orochimaru's eye liner for most sexy!

[Prince of Perverts]

Gaara wins hands down.

Naruto's sandal vs A dead jounin.

[Kyon]

Obviously Orochimaru's eye liner.

The sandal wins. It decomposes slower. :nod

1000 pre-Sakuras vs. prime Sandaime. Who wins?

[Greed990]

Akatsuki VS 3000 6 foot Locusts

[Spell]

1000 pre-Sakuras vs. prime Sandaime. Who wins?
1000 pre Sakuras strip off. Naked sakuras wins:nod

But wait she is 13 :omg.... Saru you....

[Prince of Perverts]

1000 pre-Sakuras... Everyone knows Sarutobi is a pervert.
Akatsuki wins.

That little squirrel Rock Lee was talking to or the rock Naruto kicked that time when he... kicked a rock... and stuff...?

[hyuuga_neji14732]

Tsunade with no clothes versus Jiraiya

[number47]

yay absourd battels

[number47]

well what about a anbu vs a peice of sht

[Narutofreak08]

uhhh yeah as they say in Super Smash Bros Melee NO CONTEST! LOL

Sakura vs Peach (from Super Mario) Whos more worthless? (EXCLUDING sakura in Shippuden.................................)

[Zubatron]

How about Sarutobi vs. Shredder from TMNT (old skool TMNT)

I would go with Shredder simply because he's useless and has Dimension X on his side.

[Hemino Hyuuga]

how about daidera vs. The Ichiraku Ramen Shop!

POWER OF NOODLES!

[thewayofnaruto]

yes da ramen will always win... how bout byakugon vs sharingan

[thewayofnaruto]

omg dat zubatron dude iz really geeky

[Sound Spirit]

Zabuza vs Haku---they're both dead!:laugh

[Kyuubi1234]

Rock Lee's eyebrows vs Maito Gai's eyebrows

[Flaming_Uzumaki_]

Ok.What If...THE RAMNE TURNED ON NARUTO AND ATTACKED HIM?
NARUTO PROBULLY COULDNT HURT THE RAMEN...

[lollipop]

Lee v.s Itachi :amuse

[Sara]

Konohamaru vs. Iruka`s scar

[lollipop]

Gai's eyebrow's vs Lee's eyebrows :laugh

[adorian14]

closet pervert vs. hermit pervert

[mrite]

You armed w/eraser vs. Narutoverse

[Alex Louis Armstrong]

hm kyuubi and Shukaku vs gai and lee

gai and lee wins :)

[Nero]

Ichiraku VS .....Tobi's Left Eyebal!

[Zylotroph]

Who would win tusande vs jiraya vs 3rd

[sabakunay]

hm kyuubi and Shukaku vs gai and lee

C'mon, they wouldnt stand a chance!!!

Gai and Lee are just too powerfull!!!

Power of youth rulez!!!

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How 'bout

itachis cold face vs ichimaru gins smile?

[Gir]

Kakashi's Sharingan vs. Obito's

[iDrum]

Narutoverse vs. Gai. Gai=win

[Alex Louis Armstrong]

gai's jump suit vs lee's jump suit :)

[Uchiha_Genius]

itachis sharingan vs. kyuubi naruto

[Alex Louis Armstrong]

itachis sharingan vs. kyuubi naruto

kyuubi naruto hands down yo

[Alex Louis Armstrong]

man im out of ideas lol well

sexy jutsu vs choji

[Temariluva11]

the scar would win.konohamaru is too whimpy to touch it.

temari's dress vs. gaara's gord

[Yakushi Kabuto]

Suigetsu's tube versus Juugo's door.

[Blank]

Kakashi's Hairstyle VS Kisame's Hairstyle

[StevDaLution]

Shizune vs Tsunade for the hokage spot

[Haze is Dreamin']

me vs. chuck norris

yeah i know....he has no chance

[ninja lemon]

bob vs joe

[ninja lemon]

sasuke vs a rock

[ninja lemon]

the rock would win

[raveman07]

most definately

[erintheninjasquirrel]

naruto vs a monkey for the most annoying

[erintheninjasquirrel]

naruto vs an ape for biggest brain

[Hoshigake Kisame]

Inari vs sannins

[Chiyo]

Go Inari!!

[Erom_Reven]

every Sasuketard versus Tobi's mask.

-- after the battle--

Poor Sasuketards. They never stood a chance

[Shintori]

these r getting really crazy hahah...ok lemme think...
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sasuke and itachi, whose more emo?? I bet no ones gonna answer that lol... id vote sasuke hah but i luv itachi ^_~""

[Shintori]

pick me pick me!! i got a good one, gaaras demon vs narutos

[YellowFlash23]

Konohamaru .vs. Michael Jackson! Run Konohamaru! lol

[padron86]

I dont know who would win reply with suggestions.

[Naruto Jester]

A floating Rasengan V.S. Zetsu's underwere...

[SANINS RULE]

madara
vs
kakashi
and
itachi
and
sasuke

[Yellow]

madara
vs
kakashi
and
itachi
and
sasuke

Itachi would win cause he's the strongest uchiha currently.

[martinipenguin]

pick me pick me!! i got a good one, gaaras demon vs narutos

Kyuubi (Naruto's) would win since they mention that Kyuubi, the nine tailed fox, is the strongest demon and Gaara's one tailed Shukaku is the weakest demon.

[Cochise]

Chouji VS Naruto in a ramen eating contest

[martinipenguin]

The ramen shop owner wins. He becomes so rich that he has the resources to rule the world. And that's the end of the series.

[Nuji]

hey im new here :P

Kakashi's Mask vs Gai's green suit ??? O_o

[Cochise]

Kakashi's mask

[Vance]

Konohamaru vs Asuma vs Iruka vs Sarutobi: Who smokes the most?

(Hint, Iruka's scar is from jail which he was sent to for possession of crack cocaine. And Konohamaru's missing tooth is actually not missing, but burnt from a bad acid trip.

[Cochise]

Konohamaru...easily

[Taellon]

Orochimaru vs grim reaper... I say orochimaru

[Catterix]

Nah, Grim. He's too boney to let anything happen to him. And you don't wanna be near him when he starts waving his stick around! Tis the power of a thousand Uchihas!! :nuts

[Cochise]

Sandaime VS A nose hair trimmer

[XDeidaraKibakuX]

My hair vs. Itachi's hair,un!^.V (Which one wins,un?You get to decide,un)smile-big

[Ryuk]

underwear v.s chojis thong headband

[YoYo]

Decrepid Sock vs Old Female Worm

[Cochise]

Tsunade VS An A cup bra

[Khymera-B]

Oro vs Itachi in a fashion contest

Itachi FTL, he's worn the same s*** for years.

[_Chiyo_]

Decrepid Sock vs Old Female Worm

Female Worm, eats through sock.

Chiyo's sexy Wart vs Aoba's Glasses:laugh

[Taellon]

Kiba vs my dog's fart, my dog's fart wins.

[narutoqueen]

Naruto's goggles vs an akatsuki cloak

GOGGLES RULE ALL

[nasuma hutaro]

Female Worm, eats through sock.

Chiyo's sexy Wart vs Aoba's Glasses:laugh So did u like the fight between sasuke and naruto at the hospitale?

[~ Son of SPARDA ~]

Neji's hair vs. Itachi's hair...

[ryuukari]

Neji's hair. It looks so much more silky. :awesome

Naruto's heart print boxers vs. Kakashi's mask

[XLightninX]

A dogs crap vs. the 4th hokage xD


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[saki kage]

Naruto's boxers wouild win against a mask.

[Haze is Dreamin']

No way.

[watashi-ai-neko]

WOW.... the rock lee eyebrows vs gai's eyebrows are really difficult..... how about tonton(tsunade's pet pig) vs akamaru(non-shippuuden) judged on cuteness?

[kanoha*yellow*flash]

which side would win

itachi+sasuke vs yondaiem

yondaiem=has lots of kunai in the battle feild
sasuke=has his curse seal 2 ull power
itachi=has has mangakuye sharingan activated

I personaly think yndaime would winn thanks to his thunder god
the uchihas wouldnt able to make eye contact

[Demej]

Darth Vader vs Itachi :P

[allin4narnia]

Hinata vs Bulma in titty jiggling contest.

[demon_child]

Here's one for everyone. Kakashi VS All of Jaraiya's books :kkanbu:kkbook:jir_ras

[Rocklee789]

How about Narutos ear verses Itachis left sandle.

[Ninetailedfox67]

Itachi vs Sasuke's curse mark

[Mikoto Yokoshima]

How about Deidara's mouths versus Tobi's hair.:amuse

Everyone knows a hairy mouth isn't fun. :P

:oh Well in this case four. :amuse

[QwertyoPIZ]

Orochimaru vs. Michael Jackson

Toilet vs Naruto

Sasuke vs his own manboobs:
http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/G/GO/GOD/GoddessSutaru/1138404645_sasuke0268.jpg

Naked Jiraiya vs. Naked Anko