Ninjas vs The Army

[mystictrunks]

Setting is some bombed out country in Asia.

1st scenario) Real life ninjas vs The Roman army

2nd Scenario) Fictional Ninjas vs Modern Army

[omg laser pew pew!]

The ninjas would get owned harder than a school priest at a playground

[Goodfellow]

Until only one remained. He would proceed to dodge bullets and make the latest iraqi war seem like a great military success <.<

[Birkin]

Simply put;

guns >>>> ninjas

[Hype]

What Ninja's

Real ninja's

The creating water/wood/fire/lighting out of thin air Naruto ninjas

The teleporting DOA ninjas like Ryu and Kasumi ect

[Darklyre]

The inverse law of ninjas says that all except one will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.

[Sasori]

6 words:

Jplaya's Itachi

[Shinkirou]

6 words:

Jplaya's Itachi

May I ask where are the other 4 words?

[Geg]

May I ask where are the other 4 words?

Jplaya's Itachi burned them with God of Sun.

[Limit_Tester]

May I ask where are the other 4 words?

Well it is 6 syllables.

[mystictrunks]

May I ask where are the other 4 words?

The other 4 are in the canon.

[Peter Griffin]

Romans win the first scenario, the last one is hard to tell. An army of ninjas is easy to defeat, but a sole ninja is far more deadly.

[The Space Cowboy]

The modern army forgoes buying a few tanks, and simply buys the fictional ninjas

[Thanatos]

The inverse law of ninjas says that all except one will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.

Seconded. :amuse

[The Space Cowboy]

That's the Shinobi Law of Numbers

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present.

[Red]

The inverse law of ninjas says that all except one will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
Quoted for truthiness.

[Birkin]

Nerf Itachi :(

[Reznor]

Wheter or not the military is blood-lusted makes a difference.

[Darklyre]

Actually, there should be an addendum to the Inverse Law of Ninjas. The only way to avoid having a sole surviving ninja of wtfpwn power is to destroy all the ninjas at once. Doing so prevents them from powering up the last one.