Drunk Paris Hilton vs. Senile Bill Cosby

[Fenix]

I guess the words "drunk" and "senile" are kind unnecessary here because they're like that 24/7 anyway lolzlzlzlz

But yeah...

Fight to the death in the street, common stuff found on the street can be used as weapons

[Aokiji]

Bill would rape her, I'm pretty sure.

[Wesley]

Paris will be destroyed by time and bankruptcy. Bill will always exists alongside the likes of Chuck Norris and Mr. T...

[Timur Lane]

The splinters hurts, mah poor fingers.

[Birkin]

Paris will only start to sing and Bill will drop dead.

[Wesley]

Paris will only start to sing and Bill will drop dead.

Only to come back as Zombie Cosby.

[Birkin]

Only to come back as Zombie Cosby.

Won't be considered as having lost then? :<

[Thanatos]

"You want some jello, Paris?"

[Miyata Prime]

Bill does this without jello, or pudding pops.

Bill takes his shades off, looks into her soul. Thats the end of paris.

http://www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/billcosbyspeaks.jpg

[Darklyre]

Knowing the memes associated with both, Paris and Bill will eventually break out into a duet about Pokemons.

[Thanatos]

"Pokemon? With the pokey and the man and the..."

A small tribute to cosby (http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/).

[Wesley]

I liked his Imperial Mix myself.

[Roy]

Cosby's talking will make her head explode :wtf

[Birkin]

Hmm... you're all probably right.. Paris fails at everything... even singing bad, THEN IT'S BAD!

[Miyata Prime]

http://bill%20cosby.youaremighty.com/

[Graham Aker]

Paris kills Bill through the use of every known and yet to be discovered sexually transmitted disease in a matter of minutes...

[Supa Swag]

Drunk Paris starts talking. Senile Bill starts ranting about how blacks care more about shoes than education. Paris jumps off a bridge. Bill wins.

[Endless Mike]

Cosby starts ranting on about Pokemon, Jazz, and Jello Pudding Pops and she commits suicide so he wins.