Barney The Dinosaur vs The Sexual Harrassment Panda

[Kamen Rider Godzilla]

Barney, from Barney & Friends, vs the Sexual Harrassment Panda from South Park. Which child-friendly, message sending beast would take this?

1st Scenario: Barney with magical Barney Bag

2nd Scenario: Barney without magical Barney Bag

[Emery]

The fact that you know Barney has a magical bag scares me.


Anyways, Sexual Harrassment Panda wins. Why? Because he's not a big purple bag of dino douche.

[tirkaro]

barney w/magical bag wins instantly. he can just take out an AK 47 from that bag and bust a cap in that pandas ass!

taking away barney's bag makes it a bit more even-sided, but barney still wins. barney is a DINOSAUR. he can just use his razor-sharp claws to claw a hole in the panda. plus, barney has the power of TELEPORTATION, so he can just teleport around the battlefield while slashing away at the panda. and then he'll eat the pandas remains. cuz, y'know. T-rexes are carnivors.

barney wins easily.