Put a made-up Naruto Conversation!

[Emo God]

Here's my first.... smile-big

IF naruto joined akatsuki

Naruto says "whens my first mission?!?!?
AL: soon....
Naruto: NOW?!?!?!
AL: i said soon........
Naruto: AWWWWWWWWHHWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
AL:OMG! Deidara, Zetsu, Itachi, BOOM HEADSHOT him!
Naruto: ZOMG!!! what did i do?!??!
*boom, HEADSHOT*
Naruto: LOLZ!!!! my head hurts.....
Itachi:WTF! he aint dead!
AL: omg.....Zetsu, just eat him.....
Naruto: ZOMG I'ma being eaten!!!1111

THE STORY CONTINUES!!!

Naruto: I'ma free! mission time!
AL: OH HELL NO.
Deidara: holy-
Zetsu: No.....WAY....
Itachi: Well eating and boom headshots don't seem to work on this boy...
AL:this calls for drastic measures...bring me my 12 gauge....
Deidara: here it is......yeah.
AL: Zetsu! get the mop.....
Zetsu: *giggle* yes, sir!
*BOOM HEADSHOT* x 99999
AL: ummmmmmm is he dead?
Hidan: lol, i couldn't have survived that! this kids F***ed up...
Kisame: i tink i see a head
Naruto: I'ma charging meh!
AL:AAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh......

Now everyone post urs

[Micah]

Naruto KN4: Ima chargin mah!

Orochimaru: Oh noes!

[Hokage Naruto]

Moved to the Parlour, since this is basically a game.

[durtycheese]

oro: sasuke your here at last
sasuke: yes train me
oro: bend over and call me daddy!

[Blank]

Sasuke:I must adimt but you are prettest girl I ever seen,Haku
Naruto:He is a boy you idiot.
Haku:Naruto's right
Sasuke:*Shocked*Then why do you like to crossdress, Haku?
Naruto:Yeah why?
Haku:Ehhh I don't know.
Sasuke:Are you really a boy?
Haku:Yes I am Really!, will you stop annoying me*Started throwing needles at Sasuke*