View Full Version : All of NF registered members VS Spiderman
Dante
01-16-2007, 03:45 PM
Well, that's about it, all of narutoforums registered members (78.652) VS Spiderman, pre-rebirth.
Battle takes place in the middle of a really big forest, however around the ratio of 5km there's a force field wich limits the battle.
Out of every one there's about 10.000 people wielding handguns other 10.000 with machineguns and other 10.000 wielding bundle weapons
Spiderman is bloodlusted, we are too however not completely ie. we can make strategies and such and he can too.
No preptime.
No time limit.
Only one side can left standing.
Who wins this?
Endless Mike
01-16-2007, 03:46 PM
We die....
Honestly people were debating whether we could beat Pre - skip Sakura.
Seany
01-16-2007, 03:47 PM
We would be raped
Baka91
01-16-2007, 03:48 PM
We would win :nuts .......but someone i mean most of us would die :oh
Dante
01-16-2007, 03:49 PM
Would it be more fair I it was Spidey with his stereotipycal suit?
Timur Lane
01-16-2007, 03:49 PM
We die....
Honestly people were debating whether we could beat Pre - skip Sakura.
That was just the whole OBD not the whole NF.
But i still think Spidey with his iron suit could take everyone here down(but the Blender has a good chance :) )
CrazyMoronX
01-16-2007, 03:50 PM
Spider-Man's spideysense would protect him from bullets from 100,000 people. Regardless.
We all lose.
Thanatos
01-16-2007, 06:54 PM
We die....
Honestly people were debating whether we could beat Pre - skip Sakura.
While it's true that this is supposed to be the entire NF (and not just the OB like what has been put up against Sakura), a BL'd Spiderman would have no trouble with 70,000+ ordinary people.
Elite members take down Spiderman.
rockst☆r sin
01-16-2007, 07:05 PM
Captain Universe Spidey would kill us before we sign off the computer to attack him together.
Comic Book Guy
01-16-2007, 07:11 PM
I'll just make like the Flash.
And then get stuck in an open sewer hole, like the last time I tried to call upon the powers of the Flash in that race.
Vynjira
01-16-2007, 07:17 PM
Bloodlusted Spidey starts ripping off parts of buildings and chucks them at groups of members...
tanukibeast
01-16-2007, 07:48 PM
Spiderman just slings us at each other.
EvilMoogle
01-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Assuming the arena lets Spidey make use of his skills it becomes a game of "how high do NF members bounce."
All of us vs. Spider-man in a room that's only 7' high, he'd probably get tired and lose before he fights through everyone.
Kazuma the Shell Bullet
01-16-2007, 08:00 PM
jplaya's canon will beat Spidey
mystictrunks
01-16-2007, 08:02 PM
UtahCrip and Jplaya combine their powers together and rip Spidey to shreds.
Thanatos
01-16-2007, 08:03 PM
jplaya's canon will beat Spidey
The only problem with this is that you're assuming that the 37+ other members of the battledome won't beat the life out of jplaya first. :amuse
2,000th post!
exmorte
01-16-2007, 08:51 PM
Hrm, well gooba prime could do some damage, although to whom I know not.
Endless and CBG, take out Jplaya before his reality warping powers take effect.
So it comes down to who in the blender can do the job.
NF power as in post count and rep determining our power, or us in real life? If we have NF perspective we'll pwn (ex: jplaya being Itachi, Team GB having Golden Byakugam activated) however, its it IRL us, we definately lose
Cipher
01-16-2007, 11:45 PM
Spiderman curbstomps all of us.
Locard
01-17-2007, 02:07 AM
Bloodlusted Spiderman? He'll stomp us for sure.
Out of every one there's about 10.000 people wielding handguns
How many NF members know how to use a gun and to aim properly anyway?
Enclave
01-17-2007, 09:02 AM
People, people. You are forgetting that guns are useless. The armour which has been stated as being used in this match renders Spidy bulletproof so even if all 10 of the people with guns shoots him and somehow actually HIT him it would hardly phase him.
Also, Spidy has been up against much worse odds and kicked ass no reason he wouldn't do the same against our sorry group.
Zouri
01-17-2007, 09:10 AM
Why do people want to get their asses kicked so badly? We are barely a match for pre-skip Sakura. This is just a slaughter on a global scale.
Hell, I bet Parker could just punch us in the face through our computer screens and kill us before we even coordinated the attack.
The Pink Ninja
01-17-2007, 10:49 AM
We win for sure :3
Thanatos
01-17-2007, 10:51 AM
^^ You're either overestimating our abilities, or severely underestimating Spidey's.
Reznor
01-17-2007, 12:39 PM
Or he's just posting? XD
We die....
Honestly people were debating whether we could beat Pre - skip Sakura. Spidey > Pre-time skip Sakura, but remember that 78k > a few dozen or so. :P
If not for the armor, I'd say that we'd have to consider how long he can fight, but the armor makes it irrelevant.
I cut him down with my huge frigen sword.
EvilMoogle
01-17-2007, 12:49 PM
If not for the armor, I'd say that we'd have to consider how long he can fight, but the armor makes it irrelevant.
See, it really depends on the battlefield. In the middle of a city (as described), Spidey can easily lose everyone and get some resting time.
Heck, he could find a little nook in a building and take a nap if he needed to. Spider-sense will warn him if anyone's watching him while he hides so he can find a "safe" place.
This is doom, really the only hope would be for the NF people to scatter and hope that Peter dies of old age before he can find all of us (or all of us die of old age).
Reznor
01-17-2007, 01:02 PM
See, it really depends on the battlefield. In the middle of a city (as described), Spidey can easily lose everyone and get some resting time.
Heck, he could find a little nook in a building and take a nap if he needed to. Spider-sense will warn him if anyone's watching him while he hides so he can find a "safe" place. Yeah, I was thinking open field. Good point.
This is doom, really the only hope would be for the NF people to scatter and hope that Peter dies of old age before he can find all of us (or all of us die of old age). Force field around city.
The Wanderer
01-17-2007, 01:05 PM
The armor has tracking skills, so we can't lose him.
We're screwed, period.
Enclave
01-17-2007, 01:50 PM
See, it really depends on the battlefield. In the middle of a city (as described), Spidey can easily lose everyone and get some resting time.
Heck, he could find a little nook in a building and take a nap if he needed to. Spider-sense will warn him if anyone's watching him while he hides so he can find a "safe" place.
This is doom, really the only hope would be for the NF people to scatter and hope that Peter dies of old age before he can find all of us (or all of us die of old age).
Actually, Parker has been known to rest while letting regular human thugs hit him while they tire themselves out, he still moves around and such but he doesn't exert effort in doing so and actually he recovers some in that time. I think you are simply forgetting how high his natural durability is. Remember, we are talking about a guy here who has taken punches from the likes of Hulk and Classic Juggernaught, we really are not going to be able to hurt him.
Locard
01-17-2007, 10:37 PM
People, people. You are forgetting that guns are useless. The armour which has been stated as being used in this match renders Spidy bulletproof so even if all 10 of the people with guns shoots him and somehow actually HIT him it would hardly phase him.
Not an easy thing to do against someone who evades machine-gun fire from mercenaries, gangsters, professional thugs and such on a daily basis, though.
Thanatos
01-17-2007, 10:45 PM
People, people. You are forgetting that guns are useless. The armour which has been stated as being used in this match renders Spidy bulletproof so even if all 10 of the people with guns shoots him and somehow actually HIT him it would hardly phase him.
There's 10,000 people with hand guns, not 10.
ryuclan
01-17-2007, 10:46 PM
We die....
Honestly people were debating whether we could beat Pre - skip Sakura.
so what? if u feel it's useless to debat, then don't
Thanatos
01-17-2007, 10:50 PM
He was merely making the point that it's useless to compare us to the likes of Spidey when we can't beat pre-skip Sakura.
ryuclan
01-17-2007, 10:57 PM
He was merely making the point that it's useless to compare us to the likes of Spidey when we can't beat pre-skip Sakura.
on wat? is that right, well i wont comment on that seeing that i have a lot of respect for u
Thanatos
01-17-2007, 11:00 PM
on wat? is that right, well i wont comment on that seeing that i have a lot of respect for u
Nice to know. But he was referring to the "All of us vs Pre skip Sakura" thread.
It's been floating around for a little while, so you probably would have seen it.
Dante
01-17-2007, 11:11 PM
This is dying so I'll spice it by changing somethings.
-It is usual/normal Spidey (Pre-Rebith)
-The battlefield in now a big forest with big trees
-there is 10.000 people wielding guns, 10.000 will machineguns and 10.000 with bundle weapons
ryuclan
01-17-2007, 11:12 PM
Nice to know. But he was referring to the "All of us vs Pre skip Sakura" thread.
It's been floating around for a little while, so you probably would have seen it.
i know i was in it for the most part (pro-us) that's y i said wt i said
ryuclan
01-17-2007, 11:14 PM
This is dying so I'll spice it by changing somethings.
-It is usual/normal Spidey (Pre-Rebith)
-The battlefield in now a big forest with big trees
-there is 10.000 people wielding guns, 10.000 will machineguns and 10.000 with bundle weapons
-The battle can gon for only 3 days
10,000people 10.000with machine guns and 10,000 with bundles, r u sure?
Dante
01-17-2007, 11:15 PM
Yeah, there's about 70.000 people, anyways, if before it was total rape now we could stand a chance
Wesley
01-17-2007, 11:24 PM
Not only would Spidey win, but he'd develope a taste for human flesh as a means of survival!
The Wanderer
01-17-2007, 11:57 PM
Do you think that all the NF people have military training or something ? Most of those guys are underaged kids who think that they're badass just because they play Counter Strike; you have the kids who watch Naruto in CN. I bet that 30~45% of NF are 16 kiddos who have no idea of how to handle a handgun, much less a freaking machine gun. And you're forgetting the guys who understimate Spidey and have no idea of his real powers. They would try to take him on thinking: "Ahh. He just can stick to walls, what else can he do ?" before they die with a single punch. It's safe to assume that 99% of the crew will fall in this category. (There are like 50~100 persons who know Comic Spider-Man, out of 70K Narutards :P)
To be honest the only group who have any chance to last longer are the guys who visit the OB and/or Comics Forums on a regular basis. We know the deal with Spidey, and we know what to expect: A defeat.
ryuclan
01-18-2007, 02:48 AM
I'm 16 and i've shotten shotguns, pistols, an ak once, and i'v handled a grenade (even tho i couldn't throw it), and although i'm doubtful of my ability to take a spidey punch, i feel we have no chances, especially in the forest. unless we try to hide and keep at least one person live till the third day
Thanatos
01-18-2007, 02:49 AM
To be honest the only group who have any chance to last longer are the guys who visit the OB and/or Comics Forums on a regular basis. We know the deal with Spidey, and we know what to expect: A defeat.
I'm just swelling with pride right now. :amuse
Enclave
01-18-2007, 02:55 AM
To be honest the only group who have any chance to last longer are the guys who visit the OB and/or Comics Forums on a regular basis. We know the deal with Spidey, and we know what to expect: A defeat.
We are the only ones who would not get our asses kicked in this encounter because we would be the only ones who would be thinking "Hrm, you guys go over there and deal with Spidy we will just walk over here... /run away"
Marsala
01-18-2007, 02:57 AM
Oh c'mon. Spider-Man is outnumbered 70,000 to 1, and 10,000 of us have machine guns. He can't possibly win against odds like that. Pre-skip Sakura won because there were only about 100 of us with single-shot pistols. If we had had automatics, she would have been as screwed as Spider-Man is now.
ryuclan
01-18-2007, 03:02 AM
Oh c'mon. Spider-Man is outnumbered 70,000 to 1, and 10,000 of us have machine guns. He can't possibly win against odds like that. Pre-skip Sakura won because there were only about 100 of us with single-shot pistols. If we had had automatics, she would have been as screwed as Spider-Man is now.
first of all i dont think we would lose against pre skip sakura, but this one is impossible, we cant surround him and shoot (saying that he stays on the ground) cuz he'll move b4 we can shoot him, our best bet is to set sum traps, in the trees, and on the ground, then await death
Enclave
01-18-2007, 03:15 AM
Oh c'mon. Spider-Man is outnumbered 70,000 to 1, and 10,000 of us have machine guns. He can't possibly win against odds like that. Pre-skip Sakura won because there were only about 100 of us with single-shot pistols. If we had had automatics, she would have been as screwed as Spider-Man is now.
Yes, we would lose. You do realise that odds are none of us with the guns would even tag Spidy and that the people with the machine guns would be mowing us all down by accident.
Seriously, we are screwed.
Zouri
01-18-2007, 03:31 AM
Dude, Spidey could probably just stand there and watch us all kill ourselves. Chances are only 1/50 people would actually know how to use the gun in their hands, and they aren't about to give it up just because they don't know how to aim. A good half of our forces will be mowed down by that alone. Everyone in the OBD will run as the Narutards act as a distraction. At this point Spidey just punches everyone left in the face until he wins, using minimal effort.
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