Sex with my cousin??

[xzero30]

ok first get this straight lol
a) i was not desperate lol
b) she's not a slut lol

ok so this happened during the holidays....
i met with my family right and so the adults were doing there on thing and i was watching tv in my uncles room. after an hour, my cousin comes in and we both start watching tv. she's 15 and im 13. So, after like 30 min i feel something on top of my pants right. so i ignored it but then all boys know that after a while if something is like on ur penis, you kinda get horny. so i did lol and the "thing" on my pants was my cousin's knee. so all of a sudden she says ok ur ready. and she closes the door....she starts taking off her shirt and her pants and all she has is a bra and her thong...BTW my cousin is pretty hot ok.....so when i saw her...i was like turned on....so iw as like whats going on.... and she says...
ok, imma teach you how to give a girl a good time....
im still a virgin but she had it ONCE and she decided to teach me and so she keeps talking...
she taught me how to finger a girl, and how to properly like fuck her.
so after she taught me thses things, she pulls out a condom and tells me to have sex with her..... and one side of me really wanted too and the other thought it was kinda wrong fucking ur cousin.....but i did it.
we were on the bed having so much fun.
she said the next time we meet, she said to bring my own condom..
so i really enjoyed it but do u think it was right? i know it might seem weird to have it with ur cousin....

[Doggie]

Yeah dude, it's all good

Next time aim for the rear

lol at this thread

[Comic Book Guy]

All this on a first post.

[Gene]

Nice. :thumbs

[Astronaut]

I don't think you should be having relations with your cousin. -_-

[Shogun]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

[xzero30]

lol not first post i cant rember my old pw for my other acount lol so u guys think it was okay?

[Adonis]

I can't tell if you're serious or joking and it scares me.

It's one thing to ask a family member for sex advice but a live demonstration is a TAD much...

I would applaud but it's your cousin. The whole potential Flipper baby thing is throwing me off. That, and getting laid is only impressive when it's NOT incest.

[OMGicantbelieveit]

Dude...

That's just wrong. And from what I read, she is a slut.

[Dirty Harry]

You would make a good erotic fiction author.

[Jin-E]

She even brought the condoms?

I lol'd.

[xzero30]

erotic? whjats that mean lol

[Eden Prime]

ok first get this straight lol
a) i was not desperate lol
b) she's not a slut lol

ok so this happened during the holidays....
i met with my family right and so the adults were doing there on thing and i was watching tv in my uncles room. after an hour, my cousin comes in and we both start watching tv. she's 15 and im 13. So, after like 30 min i feel something on top of my pants right. so i ignored it but then all boys know that after a while if something is like on ur penis, you kinda get horny. so i did lol and the "thing" on my pants was my cousin's knee. so all of a sudden she says ok ur ready. and she closes the door....she starts taking off her shirt and her pants and all she has is a bra and her thong...BTW my cousin is pretty hot ok.....so when i saw her...i was like turned on....so iw as like whats going on.... and she says...
ok, imma teach you how to give a girl a good time....
im still a virgin but she had it ONCE and she decided to teach me and so she keeps talking...
she taught me how to finger a girl, and how to properly like fuck her.
so after she taught me thses things, she pulls out a condom and tells me to have sex with her..... and one side of me really wanted too and the other thought it was kinda wrong fucking ur cousin.....but i did it.
we were on the bed having so much fun.
she said the next time we meet, she said to bring my own condom..
so i really enjoyed it but do u think it was right? i know it might seem weird to have it with ur cousin....


This is strange, i'm against what you did, but this thread turned me on. Hm, this confuses my morality.

[Chibi-Usa]

Oh. My. God. :oh

[Iria]

I thought this was going to be the "acid spit" thing again.

Question: how closely related is this cousin (1st, by marriage...etc.)?

[Masaki]

Vash is viewing.

This ought to be good.

[Nico]

I don't think you should be having relations with your cousin. -_-

Agreed^

I don't think she should have seduce you to begin with. But you are stuck with the memory for the rest of your life.

Vash is viewing.

This ought to be good.
Win...

[Giovanni Rild]

Ok..... Moving along........

[Doggie]

lol at dupe

[xzero30]

nah i didnt even use to like her cause she was kinda annoyingf

[Shogun]

holy shit, fuck her. what's the matter with you?

[RugerRell]

put up her pic

[Patrick Uzumaki]

Thats wrong on so many levels :iik

[Adonis]

Question: How far removed is she?

Second cousins are fair game, my friend. I don't recommend dipping into your own gene pool unless they're REALLY hot. She sounds like a keeper to me. Explaining to your son why he has no chin and a blowhole won't be fun, though.

You: Son, you're a Flipper baby because daddy couldn't find a date outside of the family. Genetics is a bitch!

Otherwise:
AWKWARD!!!

[Robo-Pope]

If you're not comfortable with addressing the issue, don't try to be funny.

To thread starter, assuming this isn't some weird prank that's not working:
More important than anything, there are all kinds of bad things you don't want that could come out of this. Careful...

[xzero30]

dun got a p9ic of her maybe next time lol well a decription... long black hair big breast a nice ass

[NaraShikamaru]

First of all, personally, I think your talking a load of shit. You could have at least made your story a bit better >__>

[Doggie]

You know I've got some second cousins I wouldn't mind...............

damn this thread is sucking me into it's incest

[xzero30]

ok....if any else has some weird/funny sex stories post them up lol

[Haruka]

Delicious copy pasta.

[Marguerite Perrin]

Ok..... No, just no man...

[Eden Prime]

ok....if any else has some weird/funny sex stories post them up lol

Um, had sex in my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend's room on his couch while him and his girlfriend were having sex in the bathroom.

[Robo-Pope]

dun got a p9ic of her maybe next time lol well a decription... long black hair big breast a nice ass
You're talking about your cousin.

Or executing one of the weakest pranks I've seen.

[NaraShikamaru]

Haha, this thread has 24 people reading. Awesome. Well, kid, at least you got attention.

[Masaki]

If you're not comfortable with addressing the issue, don't try to be funny.

To thread starter, assuming this isn't some weird prank that's not working:
More important than anything, there are all kinds of bad things you don't want that could come out of this. Careful...

Now I'm highly disappointed in the lack of sarcasm. :(

Your avys of Dawn seem to be softening you up compared to your Vash avy.

[Adonis]

You're talking about your cousin.

Either A) he HAS fucked her or B) he fantasizes about it and makes up false cousin fucking tales online. Regardless, he has issues.

[xzero30]

yea i told you shes kinda hot

[Doggie]

So how much does your cousin charge anyway?

[Astronaut]

Now I'm highly disappointed in the lack of sarcasm. :(

Your avys of Dawn seem to be softening you up compared to your Vash avy.

DDDDDDDDDD<

Actually, I miss his sarcasm too. ._.

[xzero30]

lol i got her for free lol but if ur interested i guess i needa ask lol

[B]

You and your cousin are a couple of fucking dumbasses. No it's not right.

[Adonis]

Haha, this thread has 24 people reading. Awesome. Well, kid, at least you got attention.

It piqued my interest. Never did I dream it would ACTUALLY be about the kid fantasizing about his cousin. That's a curious bonus. I want to see where this goes...

[Wondermilk]

No wonder you had sex with her and didn't controll yourself.

Your grammar is like ahint of intelligence... but when you go: What does Erotic means?

Is a sign you're very too young to have sex. o_o;


And with your cousin no less? Wtf?

I am close friends with my cousins, they're like my best friends I share the same blood with. So I find this all the more creepy.

[Jackal Iscariot]

I thought this was going to be the "acid spit" thing again.

XD


Your avys of Dawn seem to be softening you up compared to your Vash avy.
I miss the good ol' Vash too :(

[Dirty Harry]

Where are you from?

[Chibi-Usa]

I'm really starting to think this kid is serious...

[Michi]

I'm against incest honestly. >.>
i wouldn't think the same if you're doing some other girl but cousin? :oh

[Marguerite Perrin]

OMG! OVER 30 PEOPLE VIEWING THIS THREAD!

[Patrick Uzumaki]

I'm getting freaked out :blink

[NaraShikamaru]

It piqued my interest. Never did I dream it would ACTUALLY be about the kid fantasizing about his cousin. That's a curious bonus. I want to see where this goes...

Trust me, there is plenty of incest sex in the Bath House :P

[Adonis]

OMG! OVER 30 PEOPLE VIEWING THIS THREAD!


I'm waiting for him to recant! I think he's fucking serious!

[SharinganKakashi16]

this is pretty fucking disgusting man you should not be doing those types of things let alone posting on the internet about it.however if this is a prank congrats on getting all the attention you could want

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The wall of shame

[Marguerite Perrin]

I thought at first this was fake but.... I'm starting to believe this kid :oh

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The wall of shame

HAHAHA!

Get your hand off your penis and back onto the keyboard.


Why I'm here: I'm waiting for the 'HA! I GOT YOU, DUMBASSES! YOU GUYS ARE SICK!"

[Wondermilk]

...If he's serious... That'll be so sad and disturbing to me.

It's probably because I view my cousins as bestfriends or close knit family...but come the hell on... What's wrong with you? Couldn't you have gone to your corner and fapped over porn instead? What would your parents or your family think?

Gah...

[Rock_Leeroy]

Genetics wont fuck up the baby everytime. actually its quite rare, but just a bit more common when the parents are of the same blood, incest between cousin's is somewhat common.

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The wall of shame

:scry I couldn't help but look...

[Amaru]

Ara, ara. You are avoiding how far out this cousin is. While I'm not anti-incest, as long as the cousin is far enough in the gene pool I don't care. Also,

YOU FUCKED YOUR COUSIN BOY! OH MY GOD!

*cough* I needed to get that out of me.

QUOTEINGAN!
lol i got her for free lol but if ur interested i guess i needa ask lol

All this coming from the guy who said his cousin wasn't a whore. I wouldn't ask if you liked doing your cousin. She'd drop you cold.

Ara ara. Half of me believes this nonesense and half of me thinks your full of shit.

[Adonis]

Genetics wont fuck up the baby everytime. actually its quite rare, but just a bit more common when the parents are of the same blood, incest between cousin's is somewhat common.

You sure do know a lot about the statistics of incest. What family member are you fucking?

[Doggie]

HAHAHA!

Get your hand off your penis and back onto the keyboard.


Why I'm here: I'm waiting for the 'HA! I GOT YOU, DUMBASSES! YOU GUYS ARE SICK!"

I can type with one hand:wink

Did he ask anyone else excluding me for their msn adress?

[Shogun]

just for the record: i don't buy this shit for a second.

[Masaki]

Hey, I'm only looking here because Aimless linked me, and I have nothing better to do than follow this legendary thread and Psychology homework.

...Though I should get started on Math eventually.

[AshCrestedHeart]

ugh...if you MUST do it..make sure she's on the pill...the world has enough deformities.

[Rock_Leeroy]

i Call Bullshit, it is quite a interesting thread though.

[Doggie]

42 VIEWING

This forum never fails to amaze/terrify me

[RazzberryPrincess]

If your
tellin the truth:
Mans thats frickin
hot. how a 13 year old
get his cuzin to have
sex wit him
If you
tellin a lie:
Go to bed


-KidaMari

[Jin-E]

Well, in some nations(such as Pakistan), People often arrange marriages between cousins to keep it within the family.

So fucking between cousins isnt as strange as it might seem.:oh

[Marguerite Perrin]

OMG! like 40 people are viewing this! :yell

[GGT]

This story gave me a slight boner.
but damn yo, if you serious then that's howls.

[Taki]

No you didnt :P

[~Zaxxon~]

This makes me sick.

and horny . . .


(hmm.....maybe this guy should bone my hot cousin instead.....)

[Doggie]

This story gave me a slight boner.
but damn yo, if you serious then that's howls.

I could say it gave me a slight boner, but I'd be lying

It gave me a MASSIVE ERECTION

[AshCrestedHeart]

Well, in some nations(such as Pakistan), People often arrange marriages between cousins to keep it within the family.

So fucking between cousins isnt as strange as it might seem.:oh

and is pakistan a nice place to live it?

[Art of Run]

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Win

This is bringing out memories i do not want out >_>

[Adonis]

Who wants to bet that this thread makes it to 60 viewers?

[ScorchPSO]

I smell the shit of a bull.

If it is true. Then what the hell?

[Amaru]

HAHAHA!

Get your hand off your penis and back onto the keyboard.


Why I'm here: I'm waiting for the 'HA! I GOT YOU, DUMBASSES! YOU GUYS ARE SICK!"

Ara ara. Amaru is merely attracted to suspicious thread titles. This was the most suspicious she's seen today. Now she's only traumatized and trying to figure whether she should believe this bull or not.

[Harley Quinn]

It's just sick. She's your cousin

[yuffie97]

man, some of u guys doesen't need to do a thing to get laid, just sit there and she comes to u? that's not fair, I got to work like a cow just to get her/him innterested <.<(not that cows particualary work that hard though, it was just the first thing that hit my mind atm <___<)
erm, nice btw, but ur sort of makin me sick..

[Rock_Leeroy]

Who wants to bet that this thread makes it to 60 viewers?

im down... what we betting?

[GGT]

I could say it gave me a slight boner, but I'd be lying

It gave me a MASSIVE ERECTION

Hmmm I'm thinking of starting my own thread with a true story like this.
I think your junior will be pleased.

[Bear Walken]

:oh ......

[Doggie]

Hmmm I'm thinking of starting my own thread with a true story like this.
I think your junior will be pleased.

My junior? I think you mean senior

Okay the crap puns end now

[Kero-Chan]

You're talking about your cousin.

Or executing one of the weakest pranks I've seen.
Agreed.

A) Your sick.

B) Your cousins sick.

C) Get help.

[Masaki]

35 now. It's dropping :yell

[Chibi-Usa]

Who wants to bet that this thread makes it to 60 viewers?

I do! :nuts

[Dirty Harry]

ok first get this straight lol
a) i was not desperate lol
b) she's not a slut lol
she taught me how to finger a girl, and how to properly like fuck her.
so after she taught me thses things, she pulls out a condom and tells me to have sex with her.....
she said the next time we meet, she said to bring my own condom..
If she's not a slut, I guess your cousin was just really intent on giving you sex ed. How can anyone buy into this?

[Jin-E]

and is pakistan a nice place to live it?

Depends on who you are, i guess.

[~Zaxxon~]

I'm sick to my stomach, and turned on at the same time.......is that a problem? :oh

[GGT]

Well this thread is losing viewers. I'm off to view the gfx art section!

[Masaki]

35 now. It's dropping :yell

[Doggie]

32 now

I feel depressed

[ScorchPSO]

Spam the link to your friends on msn then :P

[Rezo]

Anything to be known, I see.

[Vegitto-kun]

Good job

now stick it in the pooper

[Adonis]

Am I the only one thinking that Dinner conversation is gonna be WEIRD?

I know that I couldn't keep my cool if I fucked my cousin. Then again, my cousins are ugly. Regardless, here's how it'd go down at MY house if I were you and I was white.


Mom: So, what did you kids do today--
Me: I FUCKED HER! OKAY!? I FUCKED MY OWN COUSIN! JUST STOP TORMENTING ME WITH THOSE ACCUSING EEEEEYYYYYYES!!!
Cousin: (my name)!
Dad: WHAT!?
Me: WE HAD SEX! I PENETRATED HER! I STUCK MY FORK INTO HER POTATO! *repeats analogy with actual meal* I'M SORRY!
Dad: I....I....*dragonkick to the throat* You're a sick motherfucker.
Me: I'm aware.
Mom: I need some heroin! You, cousinfucker, need Jesus!

Assuming this isn't bullshit, which it most likely is, good luck with that whole deal.

[AshCrestedHeart]

hahaha...now...imagine someone walking in on them...

[Doggie]

HOLY SHIT IT SHOT BACK UP TO 40!!!

[Shogun]

i want to fuck her too.

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WTF!?!?:huh

[Adonis]

WTF!?!?:huh

Your name's in the list, too, cowboy...

*waiting for explanation*

[AshCrestedHeart]

hey incest boy, what do you look like?...What made your suposedly voluptuous cousin want to get it on with you? Are you hot?..or is she just really horny because you're obviously not that intelligent...seeing as you're a 13 boy and you don't know what erotic is.

[yoshhh]

weird...........very weird:oh

[RichAss-Assassin]

ok first get this straight lol
a) i was not desperate lol
b) she's not a slut lol

ok so this happened during the holidays....
i met with my family right and so the adults were doing there on thing and i was watching tv in my uncles room. after an hour, my cousin comes in and we both start watching tv. she's 15 and im 13. So, after like 30 min i feel something on top of my pants right. so i ignored it but then all boys know that after a while if something is like on ur penis, you kinda get horny. so i did lol and the "thing" on my pants was my cousin's knee. so all of a sudden she says ok ur ready. and she closes the door....she starts taking off her shirt and her pants and all she has is a bra and her thong...BTW my cousin is pretty hot ok.....so when i saw her...i was like turned on....so iw as like whats going on.... and she says...
ok, imma teach you how to give a girl a good time....
im still a virgin but she had it ONCE and she decided to teach me and so she keeps talking...
she taught me how to finger a girl, and how to properly like fuck her.
so after she taught me thses things, she pulls out a condom and tells me to have sex with her..... and one side of me really wanted too and the other thought it was kinda wrong fucking ur cousin.....but i did it.
we were on the bed having so much fun.
she said the next time we meet, she said to bring my own condom..
so i really enjoyed it but do u think it was right? i know it might seem weird to have it with ur cousin....

Holy crap, that's sick!

This is strange, i'm against what you did, but this thread turned me on. Hm, this confuses my morality.

I too must admit I was turned on by this. While I was reading the OP I momentarily forgot it was his cousin. Dude, can I have her number?! She sounds hot! If this is a joke, you should consider writing Peterotica. :P

OMG! OVER 30 PEOPLE VIEWING THIS THREAD!

That's what invisible mode's for.

[Tower Bridge]

No don't do it.
Edit, wait you already did it from what it seems.
Yea, if you have children they might turn out genetic diseases, and you will only have half the family support, since the relatives on both the parents' sides are the same.

[Wondermilk]

you're obviously not that intelligent...seeing as you're a 13 boy and you don't know what erotic is.

Samething I said at like, page 3. :oh


It's getting a bit boring waiting for his response to answer our questions though...

[Doggie]

The X men had genetic diseases. Look at them now

[Spanish Hoffkage]

You're a good uncle. The family is the most important thing.

[~Zaxxon~]

Where you really THAT desperate to lose your virginity?

(I might be.)

[Chibi-Usa]

The X men had genetic diseases. Look at them now

:lmao funny

[AshCrestedHeart]

x-men wasn't a genetic disease, it was a genetic inhancement, not brought on by having sex with their cousins...

but I guess that could be true concidering the first known mutant was apocolypse..an egyptian..and..we all know the royal family's kept it close.

[Thanatos]

erotic? whjats that mean lol

Considering you can't spell "what", it's no surprise that you have no idea what erotic means.

[Adonis]

HAHAHAHA!

I just realized that the cousin is using the OP for sex. She teaches him to finger her and she teaches him to fuck her. She's a selfish whore. Unless he received a blowjob, it's all about her. You're glee was an unavoidable side-effect in her sexual conquest, not the desired effect. She's not trying to teach you! You're a chump! But look on the bright side: you're a chump getting laid! Then there's the other dark side that SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Stop fucking people in your own family tree and swing to another family's branch.

[Sky is Over]

funny, but like always, a man's real true brain is in his harry sack. xD

[Marguerite Perrin]

OMFG! 6 long pages of nothingness! :yell

[Art of Run]

But then again he had a condom.

If he had a condom its not that bad. Then there is the age...

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I fapped while reading this thread btw. :omg

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This thread is full of win.

[Michi]

HAHAHAHA!

I just realized that the cousin is using the OP for sex. She teaches him to finger her and she teaches him to fuck her. She's a selfish whore. Unless he received a blowjob, it's all about her. You're glee was an unavoidable side-effect in her sexual conquest, not the desired effect. She's not trying to teach you! You're a chump! But look on the bright side: you're a chump getting laid! Then there's the other dark side that SHE'S YOUR COUSIN!

Stop fucking people in your own family tree and swing to another family's branch.

:lmao Oh my god. XD

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I fapped while reading this thread btw. :omg

Who didn't?

[~Zaxxon~]

Well if the Hyuuga clan can......

[Hana]

Aren't guys penis kinda small at 13? If I was a whore I certainly wouldn't be tapping my 13 year old cousin. Weird...... gross...... incest .....people X_X

[Art of Run]

Well if the Hyuuga clan can......

How do you reckon they got there eyes?

[Doggie]

Imma be a history maker says:
whats 1st or 2nd
Imma be a history maker says:
only got 2 cousins, 1 is her and the other is like 5
Sean says:
you have got to be fucking with me

Quote from my msn convo with him I asked"was she your 1st or 2nd cousin

[Saosin]

Quote from my msn convo with him I asked"was she your 1st or 2nd cousin

:lmao fdg40t7eg

[Marguerite Perrin]

How do you reckon they got there eyes?

Whoah! I never though of it that way! :amazed

ZOMG 7 PAGES OF NOTHINGNESS! :yell

[Rock_Leeroy]

Your name's in the list, too, cowboy...

*waiting for explanation*

(Rick Ross Imitation) - where my money?.. i need, i need, i need dat

[Art of Run]

Quote from my msn convo with him I asked"was she your 1st or 2nd cousin

Win.

If it was second it would be ok.

[Sunuvmann]

Its arrrriitee :thumbs

In b4 moderated.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

occasional sex is viewed in the family tree??. Like a branch that looks like a comdom in that case??

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OH SHI-

[RichAss-Assassin]

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This thread is full of win.

HAHAHA! I will never be caught because of invisible mode. If you people are gonna check out a topic like this at least hide your shame! :P

[SharinganKakashi16]

well know we know his family tree is less of a tree an more of a stick.

[Jannoy]

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:lmao

:twitch Wow. Responding to the original post, I'm sorry, but I think that your cousin is a slut, imo. Come on, an effing 15 year old?!! And you being 13 isn't any better either. Have some modesty: for you and for her. In a way, this is kinda funny, but the incest and your ages just make this situation even worse. I'm sorry, but if any of you had any self-respect, then the both of you wouldn't have had the audacity to do this.

[FifiLynn]

Hmm, I think this story might be made up. It's quite elaborate, but could just be a fantasy of this kids.

I have a cousin who I'm pretty certain has a crush on me, I don't like him back and it just makes things terrible awkward at family gatherings, I'd bust in his grill if he tried shit on me.

[Robo-Pope]

she said the next time we meet, she said to bring my own condom..
IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A FUCKING TRAP! GET OUT NOW BEFORE THEY GET YOU!

[L]

*turnes red while reading:shocked* DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,OH MAN, DUDE:arg.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....OH MY GOD.....NO!:twitch


reminds me of a episode of "that sevendy show".......:oh

dude i am like ashamed at myself for lokking at this thread, and ashamed with society for how many pple are looking....:(

[escamoh]

you'd have to be a retard to believe the guy...

funny thread though

[Art of Run]

IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A FUCKING TRAP! GET OUT NOW BEFORE THEY GET YOU!

Its over.

[TenshiOni]

This copy pasta...not so delicious. D:

[Sunuvmann]

I seriously hope you get caught by your parents. If you do, tell all the interweb for great justice :thumbs

[Masaki]

HAHAHA! I will never be caught because of invisible mode. If you people are gonna check out a topic like this at least hide your shame! :P

If you're going to go inviso on us to protect yourself from being seen, don't post.

[Marguerite Perrin]

How come this thread is full?.... your horny bastards! :yell

[Saosin]

and your ages

It's a two-year age difference. :oh

[Sunuvmann]

ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

[Art of Run]

This is better than naruto hentai

[Spanish Hoffkage]

and the rest of the uncles?? what's the opinion??? :plot

[Kayo]

BANG HER!!!

[little nin]

cousin sex - eww

might aswell just go fuck all ur aunts too :/

[Sunuvmann]

:rotfl Seto has again taken up his pedo police badge XD

[Sky is Over]

*turnes red while reading:shocked* DUDE,DUDE,DUDE,OH MAN, DUDE:arg.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....OH MY GOD.....NO!:twitch


reminds me of a episode of "that sevendy show".......:oh

dude i am like ashamed at myself for lokking at this thread, and ashamed with society for how many pple are looking....:(

ah yes, the funniest parts when eric ran showed of his red man thong and when red said "I'm not raising an flipper-footed grand-children!":laugh

[Shogun]

give the boy a round of replause, he has surely entertained us.

[Doggie]

I'm waiting for him to say something great on msn.

[Lastier]

cousins aint cutin it no more, sisters ftw :yell

I dont believe a word

[~Gesy~]

well cangratulations on losing your virginity..but now and forever when a girl ask who you losed it too.......lets just say you're screwed:oh

[Masaki]

:rotfl Seto has again taken up his pedo police badge XD

Pedo Policeman Seto: The incest edition

[Red]

this thread reaks of bullshit.
but sex with a cousin while using contraceptives isnt crossing the line.
what is crossing the line is that ur 13 she's 15 pedo bear is coming to get you.
oh wait wtf,how did a 13 year old get into the bath house?

[Doggie]

omg only 20 viewing?

That sucks.............

[Masaki]

Moved to the BH?

What is this faggotry?

[Spanish Hoffkage]

the thread starter can't enter his own thread now that is moved :(

[Doggie]

LOL he can't view his own thread

The irony

[Masaki]

LOL he can't view his own thread

The irony

Well, I once got repped in the Konoha Courthouse, and when I was unbanned I couldn't see it.

And it was a pos rep, too.

[King]

Wow. I cannot believe that you actually did her. I mean you guys both come from the same two people that without them you both would have not been born. You're grandparents and then you say you are going to do her again? Wow, all I have to say is no,just no.

[~Kaio-Cam~]

lol she's a slut man..... but

ur lucky :-). Don't tell no one:laugh . Or else u'll get her and urself in deep trouble even if u are 18. Yo post a pic. I wanna see.

[5il3nc3r]

As long as it's not direct blood cousin, sure; plus, it's only a matter of getting kids from that kind of union. If you're protected, where's the problem? >.>;

[Spanish Hoffkage]

he and her cousin can't see that now :(

[~Kaio-Cam~]

when i was 13, i wish i had sexed with selected cousins and friends of family daughters. His story sounds much like my fantasies while going through puberty. Fake story? 70% of me says it's fake.:P

[Red]

lol at spanish hoffkage

[Art of Run]

It was move. Phail.

[Doggie]

Someone made a thread like this a few days ago, but at the end of the story the guys throbbing cock had been melted off by hot acid.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

if the thread starter can't read now dirty stuff we say about her cousin it's not fun anymore

I mean, if I call whore to someone I want the person listen to me.

[5il3nc3r]

and since he claimed as being 13 or 15 or something, he won't be able to get in here anytime soon >.>

[Masaki]

Someone made a thread like this a few days ago, but at the end of the story the guys throbbing cock had been melted off by hot acid.

That was copy pasta.

[Doggie]

Oh right. This thread would make good copy pasta

[Surreal]

I'm guessing sis' was unavailable at the time so he went for the next best thing.

[Ejaculation Storm]

You and your cousin are a couple of fucking dumbasses. No it's not right.

What the hell kinda btard are you? :mad

[Vegitto-kun]

God i wish I could of fucked my hot cousing when I was 13 =(

[Sunuvmann]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, V-Kun is just that sad. :oh

[Emery]

A. You're 13, you shouldn't be here.
B. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKED YOUR COUSIN.

[5il3nc3r]

^he's not here. He posted it in another forum, but it was moved here, so he can't even read his own topic anymore

[~Zaxxon~]

^he's not here. He posted it in another forum, but it was moved here, so he can't even read his own topic anymore

He can now........


It's back.......:oh

[Doggie]

OMG it got moved back. I think I am gonna cry from joy.

[Vegitto-kun]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, V-Kun is just that sad. :oh

Yes

when i was 13 I was horny enough to fuck my cousin, which isn't that much of a relative as brother sister

[Masaki]

But the damage is done.

The amount of people here has dwindled.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

lol, rechanged

:(

:rotfl

[Doggie]

13 members :cry

This place was once great

[Marguerite Perrin]

This was the best thread ever :cry

[Sunuvmann]

BACK IN PLAZA :wtf

OT: Wow your cousin is a wh0re if she had sex at 13. :oh

[ninamori]

lol, I love it.

XDDDDDDD

that's great.

[~Zaxxon~]

Who I would want to fuck:

My Cousin?: NO

My Lesbian Cousin's Hot Girlfriend?: HELL YEAH!!!!!

[Doggie]

This should be stickied

[Marguerite Perrin]

I thought this thread got locked.... Guess it was not priceless after all :laugh

[Jannoy]

:huh :lmao

10 pages of replies... and counting...

[Sky is Over]

This was the best thread ever :cry

one of the most entertaining, this should be put in TIME; off topic but, congrats on your 1,000 post!:) methwolf!

[~Zaxxon~]

It's even funnier reading it the second time!!! :laugh

[Sunuvmann]

Legendary thread. :nod

[Kreig]

Thats pretty fucked up dude.

[Sunuvmann]

What was the point of this thread again?

[AshCrestedHeart]

..did this thread get moved to the innapropriate section then moved BACK here?

Amazing!

[Marguerite Perrin]

one of the most entertaining, this should be put in TIME; off topic but, congrats on your 1,000 post!:) methwolf!

Thank you very much Domaton :amuse

Whoah! I believe this thread is going to 110 pages or longer! :twitch

[Vic Vinegar]

this is a thread?

[Jin-E]

Smut boy hasnt posted here for some while now.

[RyRyMini]

@ Gin - Good question.

This whole topic is simply just...towed up.

[delirium]

Question..

When the the topic of there being the last two humans on earth, and repopulating comes up.. Does that mean fucking only to create one family is enough to repopulate the earth since fucking your cousin is no go?

Someone ED!ucate me.

[Doggie]

Smut boy gives me xxxclusive info over msn

[Jannoy]

Smut boy hasnt posted here for some while now.

:twitch You don't think that he went back to her for more...?

Uggh. :D: really gross.

[escamoh]

fucking is good

[Marguerite Perrin]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n90/mikersoft/THREAD.jpg

[~Zaxxon~]

fucking is good

It's fucking good.

[Jin-E]

:twitch You don't think that he went back to her for more...?

Uggh. :D: really gross.


After the main course theres always dessert.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Legendary cousin

[Seto Kaiba]

I knew things like this happened, but I've never heard it occuring to someone so young. He better hope he didn't get her knocked up. Dealing with a baby as a teenager is hard enough, it'll probably be even harder to deal with one conceived due to incest.

[Kagakusha]

Keep these things to yourself, next time.