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Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 02:42 PM

Vikings:

http://blackthorne.dk/images/viking.jpg

VS

Ninjas:

http://www.jinenkan-la.com/images/Ninja%20Man.jpg

The Nameless Pharaoh

01-02-2007, 02:47 PM

Real life or anime or movies or games ?. Which are you using ?.

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 02:58 PM

Real Life. There arent any anime vikings or video game ones

Timur Lane

01-02-2007, 03:02 PM

Real Life. There arent any anime vikings or video game ones

There are some video game vikings, The Lost Vikings(a Blizzard game) was about three vikings, Rune to.

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 03:49 PM

thor is a viking???

Anyway a viking would get raped unless they were fighting in seperate ships with canons and shit. Anything on foot, in a secluded area, dark forest, etc.. They get raped

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 03:55 PM

Lost Vikings are great. Both the original and the sequel.

Timur Lane

01-02-2007, 03:59 PM

Lost Vikings are great. Both the original and the sequel.

There was a sequel??
Is it worth picking up because i loved the first one.

Rice Ball

01-02-2007, 04:03 PM

IRL

Ninja's win.

Comic/Anime

Dunno, Any Ninja > Odin/Thor? :)

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 04:06 PM

There was a sequel??
Is it worth picking up because i loved the first one.

Check it out. It's Norse by Norsewest.

It's alright for a sequel. two new characters, and everything is even harder than ever.

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 04:27 PM

IRL

Ninja's win.

Comic/Anime

Dunno, Any Ninja > Odin/Thor? :)
So by "any ninja" ur saying that Naruto can beat Thor, a lightning god (I can see MK ninjas beating Thor, but not anyone from Naruto)

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 04:30 PM

He was being sarcastic.

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 04:56 PM

Vikings: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vikings

If you read it you'll see that they are much stronger than pirates, which are the equals of ninjas, they are one of the few things that can defeat a catgirl, and they have Akira Toriyama, who can probably call the Z fighters to kick ninja ass

Tower Bridge

01-02-2007, 05:03 PM

Maybe ninjas.

CrazyMoronX

01-02-2007, 05:12 PM

Tower Bridge

01-02-2007, 05:14 PM

Yea, they are for different roles. If it wasn an assassination then ninjas would win since they are built for stealth. But for all out warfare, the Vikings win.

Hype

01-02-2007, 05:16 PM

Somebody mentioned the Lost Vikings in this here thread.

Thats enough of a reason to give the Vikings the win

Birds~of~paradise

01-02-2007, 05:21 PM

where are they fighting? open feild, ninja's get raped, in a forest they might have a better chance though.

still, if the vikings know they are there, they are pretty much screwed. the ninja's biggest weapon was the elemetn of suprise, and if that's gone, then they really are not all that dangerous.

01-02-2007, 05:54 PM

Getting back on track. This match depends on the terrain and situation.

Ninjas are assassins.
Vikings are like Samurai, Knights etc..

I don’t remember reading any history book ware it was mentioned that ninjas ware used to conqur any country or village.

Know what I wonder is.

Among
Knights
Vikings
Samurais
Spartans

Which of these would be the most victorious In an opean battle (location open field. Even numbers)

Sasori

01-02-2007, 06:23 PM

^ Make another thread Id...i'm interested to know it's outcome.

Add in some Jaguar and Zulu warriors too just for racisms sake

Darklyre

01-02-2007, 06:31 PM

Berserker Viking = win.

01-02-2007, 06:52 PM

^ Make another thread Id...i'm interested to know it's outcome.

Add in some Jaguar and Zulu warriors too just for racisms sake

Ok help me make up a list. (10 total)
Knights
Vikings
Samurais
Spartans
Jaguar
Zulu
Aztec

Vicious

01-02-2007, 06:54 PM

vikings will overpower the ninjas.

WolfKiDD

01-02-2007, 07:13 PM

a well places kunai will stop anyone in their tracks.
Plus ninjas are experts in martial arts and they obviously would use their opponent's weight against them sooooooooo.
Vikings are stupid and fail
Ninjas are smart and prevail
oooooooooooi its rhymes!

Sasori

01-02-2007, 07:16 PM

Ok help me make up a list. (10 total)
Knights
Vikings
Samurais
Spartans
Jaguar
Zulu
Azteclol your never gona get 10

And wasn't the Jaguar warrior the elite of the Aztec :confused

IIRC, i think they were...........

Just kick out Aztec, and make the thread.

Hopefully it will attract some deep research into these lost warriors.

It will be an interesting read :noworry

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 07:23 PM

01-02-2007, 07:25 PM

lol your never gona get 10

And wasn't the Jaguar warrior the elite of the Aztec :confused

IIRC, i think they were...........

Just kick out Aztec, and make the thread.

Hopefully it will attract some deep research into these lost warriors.

It will be an interesting read :noworry

Oh my friend….I am not sure. You see I know of “El Gurrero Jagurar“.
A Single legendary worrier that bore the name Jaguar Worrier.

I don’t rectal an elite group of Aztec worriers named Jaguar Worrier’s.

Giovanni Rild

01-02-2007, 07:40 PM

vikings will overpower the ninjas.

In a head to head fight. Shinobi preferred to catch their enemies off guard

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 07:49 PM

vikings will overpower the ninjas.

shit, a viking would get his liver cut out before he can say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 07:54 PM

shit, a viking would get his liver cut out before he can say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"
That's pirates, dumbass

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 07:55 PM

shit, a viking would get his liver cut out before he can say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"

1) That's pirates.

2) If you actually check up on history, ninjas weren't really all that impressive. In open war against Samurais, they lose since they need the element of suprise on their side.

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 07:57 PM

pirate and viking = basically the same thing, with slight differences.

And a ninja would beat a samuri because not only are the experienced in sword fighting, they have skills with weapons, terrain, weather, etc....

Yak

01-02-2007, 07:59 PM

shit, a viking would get his liver cut out before he can say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"

Viking drink met not rum.
And, no.

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 08:01 PM

pirate and viking = basically the same thing, with slight differences.

No, they're quite different. Brush up on your history.

And a ninja would beat a samuri because not only are the experienced in sword fighting, they have skills with weapons, terrain, weather, etc....

You really have no idea what are the actual capabilities of a real-life ninja in history. They're not as exaggerated as popular fiction makes them out to be.

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 08:04 PM

No, they're quite different. Brush up on your history.

You really have no idea what are the actual capabilities of a real-life ninja in history. They're not as exaggerated as popular fiction makes them out to be.

Vikings travel in ships looking to take over land and fornicate with women. Pirates travel in ships looking to be the king of the sea and drink alot of rum.

Samuri = glorified muskateer trained in the arts

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.

Giovanni Rild

01-02-2007, 08:04 PM

It's a Naruto Forum. It's expected for people to be clueless about real Shinobi

Vikings travel in ships looking to take over land and fornicate with women. Pirates travel in ships looking to be the king of the sea and drink alot of rum.

Samuri = glorified muskateer trained in the arts

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/42lymh4.jpg

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 08:07 PM

It's a Naruto Forum. It's expected for people to be clueless about real Shinobi

ooh great rild of the 7 seas, free from error free some disease. Why dont you educate us landlovers on "real" Shinobi?

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 08:10 PM

Vikings travel in ships looking to take over land and fornicate with women. Pirates travel in ships looking to be the king of the sea and drink alot of rum.

There's more, you know.

Samuri = glorified muskateer trained in the arts

Not to mention honorable as hell.

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.

Real-life ninjas are not as destructive as Hydrogen Bombs.

Orion

01-02-2007, 08:17 PM

Vikings travel in ships looking to take over land and fornicate with women. Pirates travel in ships looking to be the king of the sea and drink alot of rum.

Samuri = glorified muskateer trained in the arts

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.

rilds picture sums this up quite well..........wtf you obviously dont know shit about real life ninjas or any history for that matter it seems.

01-02-2007, 08:18 PM

ooh great rild of the 7 seas, free from error free some disease. Why dont you educate us landlovers on "real" Shinobi?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/42lymh4.jpg

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 08:18 PM

Real-life ninjas are not as destructive as Hydrogen Bombs.According to jplaya they are

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 08:21 PM

There's more, you know.

im talking about the basics, bare minimum

Not to mention honorable as hell.

still arent better than ninja's

Real-life ninjas are not as destructive as Hydrogen Bombs.

I never said that to begin with, u putting text on my screen once again.

The portrayal(sp) of nins in naruto is the closest thing we have to actually shinobi back in the day. Save the immortality and summons

Orion

01-02-2007, 08:23 PM

I never said that to begin with, u putting text on my screen once again.

The portrayal(sp) of nins in naruto is the closest thing we have to actually shinobi back in the day. Save the immortality and summons

...............................naruto ninjas are 100% absolutely not like real ninjas you moron.and you said worldwide destruction in a matter of hours so yes you were comparing them to have nuke like power.

Giovanni Rild

01-02-2007, 08:24 PM

I never said that to begin with, u putting text on my screen once again.

The portrayal(sp) of nins in naruto is the closest thing we have to actually shinobi back in the day. Save the immortality and summons

I can't use the Wut pic again. So....
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/Basswtfcopy.jpg

Are you on something?

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-02-2007, 08:24 PM

I spew random bullshit
I'm glad you finally admitted it

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 08:27 PM

I can't use the Wut pic again. So....
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/Basswtfcopy.jpg

Are you on something?

you still havent told us what "Real" shinobi are?

01-02-2007, 08:29 PM

you still havent told us what "Real" shinobi are?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/Fitstrider/natedanceseq.jpg

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 08:30 PM

im talking about the basics, bare minimum

There's still far more.

still arent better than ninja's

Debatable.

I never said that to begin with, u putting text on my screen once again.

Care to tell me what can cause world-wide destruction overnight in a matter of hours in actual reality?

No real ninja is a nuke.

The portrayal(sp) of nins in naruto is the closest thing we have to actually shinobi back in the day. Save the immortality and summons

Incorrect.

Naruto is far from being accurate in terms of portraying ninja for what they are and what they're really capable of.

Kabuki theatre is more accurate than Naruto.

you still havent told us what "Real" shinobi are?

They're not as capable as the ninjas portrayed in Naruto, that's certain.

Shinobi_God

01-02-2007, 08:34 PM

Ninjas fight pirates not vikings

jplaya2023

01-02-2007, 08:34 PM

They're not as capable as the ninjas portrayed in Naruto, that's certain.

prove they arent as capable minus summons and immortality

Orion

01-02-2007, 08:35 PM

prove they arent as capable minus summons and immortality

you seriously want someone to prove that humans cant use jutsu's.....................................

Comic Book Guy

01-02-2007, 08:39 PM

prove they arent as capable minus summons and immortality

If such superhuman feats were capable in real life, Japan would certainly take notice of such, and attempt to do the same.

Furthermore, there's no actual, solid, concrete proof of chakra visually materialising nor visible manipulation of it for jutsus.

Are you seriously arguing that a fictional work is actually real?

Only kids and children believe that fiction is real.

Go ask a Japanese historian on what fiction accurately depicts ninjas for what they really are. Naruto isn't one of them. I can bet the historian will laugh at such a relation of such nature.

Grow up.

01-02-2007, 08:43 PM

If such superhuman feats were capable in real life, Japan would certainly take notice of such, and attempt to do the same.

Furthermore, there's no actual, solid, concrete proof of chakra visually materialising nor visible manipulation of it for jutsus.

Are you seriously arguing that a fictional work is actually real?

Only kids and children believe that fiction is real.

Go ask a Japanese historian on what fiction accurately depicts ninjas for what they really are. Naruto isn't one of them. I can bet the historian will laugh at such a relation of such nature.

Grow up.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m253/twitchingeffigy/curbstomp.gif

Gray Wolf

01-02-2007, 08:59 PM

01-02-2007, 09:00 PM

I would say the Spartans would win.

Well Ill make the thread.

kenpachibankai

01-02-2007, 09:13 PM

Viking+Bearshaw=Dead ninja

Endless Mike

01-03-2007, 01:04 AM

Do the Vikings get Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" playing in the background for them?

Because that's like their version of "The Touch".

Also, LOL at jplaya's idiocy.

makeoutparadise2

01-03-2007, 01:09 AM

the Vikings may be too drunk to fight against the ninjas

Rice Ball

01-03-2007, 05:11 AM

Immigrant Song is sooo good.

Wesley

01-03-2007, 05:16 AM

the Vikings may be too drunk to fight against the ninjas

Are you kidding? The only thing worse then a sober viking is a drunk viking. Besides, vikings are cannibals now... (http://vikings-rule.ytmnd.com/)

Moridin

01-03-2007, 12:30 PM

scan of a real ninja's stealth abilities

http://universitas.uio.no/bilder/2006/24/24AnmNinja1.jpg

note the victim of such stealthy movement is noticeably long haired like a viking, certainly 1-0 to ninja here i believe

I'll be searching for scans of other feats later ><

EXhack

01-03-2007, 12:50 PM

Hand to hand: Vikings (Big Axes)
Ranged: Vikings (Thrown Axes)
Ship to Ship: Vikings (Jumping Axemen)
H2H Charging: Vikings (Beserk Axes)

But any other situation: Nin

jplaya2023

01-03-2007, 01:09 PM

Hand to hand: Vikings (Big Axes)

lol, axes that would never hit a ninja, thus opening one self up to a kunai across the throat.

Ranged: Vikings (Thrown Axes)

no, ninja's can throw kunai's much faster, and can throw more than a viking can throw an axe, not to mention katon, fuuton, doton, raikiri jutsu's for long range owning.

Ship to Ship: Vikings (Jumping Axemen)

agreed, since ninja's dont use ships, but kisame could casually drown a viking ship.

H2H Charging: Vikings (Beserk Axes)

lol i'll take kakashi charging with chidori over beserk axes

Timur Lane

01-03-2007, 01:20 PM

lol i'll take kakashi charging with chidori over beserk axes

Its real ninjas who is in this battle not Naruto, and we certainly dont use your fanboyism ninjas.

EXhack

01-03-2007, 01:24 PM

We are talking about real nin? Not their Naruto counterparts...

EDIT: ^I see.

jplaya2023

01-03-2007, 01:29 PM

We are talking about real nin? Not their Naruto counterparts...

EDIT: ^I see.

were discussing the ninja's from the canon i posted a few post ago. Nothing else.

Orion

01-03-2007, 01:33 PM

you didnt post any canon,nothing you post is canon because your are a moron,REAL NINJAS ARE NOTHING LIKE IN NARUTO STOP BEING AN IDIOT,REAL PEOPLE DONT HAVE JUTSU'S.

Comic Book Guy

01-03-2007, 01:39 PM

Let's get this straight jplaya2023.

Naruto is fiction.

It's not real.

EXhack

01-03-2007, 01:41 PM

Ninja Scroll is more realistic than Naruto. And it had demons, golem rape and shadowmelding backstabbers.

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-03-2007, 01:54 PM

lol i'll take kakashi charging with chidori over beserk axes

Since you're using Naruto for ninjas, then I'll use Norse Gods for Vikings. Odin, Loki, or Thor can wipe out all of the ninjas from Naruto with ease. You Fail

EXhack

01-03-2007, 03:03 PM

Since you're using Naruto for ninjas, then I'll use Norse Gods for Vikings. Odin, Loki, or Thor can wipe out all of the ninjas from Naruto with ease. You Fail

LOL, Too Human!

jplaya2023

01-03-2007, 03:15 PM

Since you're using Naruto for ninjas, then I'll use Norse Gods for Vikings. Odin, Loki, or Thor can wipe out all of the ninjas from Naruto with ease. You Fail

since when was thor ever considered a "viking"

Kazuma the Shell Bullet

01-03-2007, 03:24 PM

since when was thor ever considered a "viking"

Thor is more of a viking than Kakashi is a real ninja

EXhack

01-03-2007, 03:25 PM

since when was thor ever considered a "viking"

Consider him a top tier demi-god, since he can die.

Legendarywun

01-03-2007, 09:28 PM

Real life vikings would lose. Although i think the vikings size compared to the ninjas would differ alot, because the saxons were pretty big guys. History books define them as huge savage looking men who lived for the moment of battle. It would be hard but i still think the ninjas would win.

Nexas

01-03-2007, 11:35 PM

Who ever wins we lose.

Giovanni Rild

01-03-2007, 11:42 PM

Shinobi will lose to any Solider in a direct confrontation. And there isn't proof that Kunochi existed.

makeoutparadise2

01-04-2007, 01:07 AM

You have a point there

Gray Wolf

01-04-2007, 01:56 AM

shit, a viking would get his liver cut out before he can say "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"

The pirates you mentioned here would beat Ninjas because they had guns.

Fenix

01-04-2007, 06:24 AM

This is pathetic

Are you people all new to the internet or something?

Have you not seen the glory that is realultimatepower ?

Ninjas win in a landslide

EXhack

01-04-2007, 09:07 AM

This is pathetic

Are you people all new to the internet or something?

Have you not seen the glory that is realultimatepower ?

Ninjas win in a landslide

Define this word, and go watch the History Channel, instead of Cartoon Network.

Rice Ball

01-04-2007, 09:19 AM

Define this word, and go watch the History Channel, instead of Cartoon Network.

Watch out, if they see any disrespect, they might flip out and kill you.

EXhack

01-04-2007, 10:08 AM

^ Indeed, one must always tread lightly in the battledome...

Rice Ball

01-04-2007, 10:20 AM

^ Indeed, one must always tread lightly in the battledome...

I meant the Ninja's :)
But i guess they could be trolling this forum too.

EXhack

01-04-2007, 10:32 AM

Actually, in a previous post, I said in which situations the nin would win or lose.

Rice Ball

01-04-2007, 10:37 AM

Sorry i couldn't tell if you were joking or being serious :)

Ninja's = Real Ulimate Power

jplaya2023

01-04-2007, 10:44 AM

a lot of people are losing their credability here as a poster with such drivel they post about vikings and ninja's.

Giovanni Rild

01-04-2007, 10:46 AM

a lot of people are losing their credability here as a poster with such drivel they post about vikings and ninja's.

Read fool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja

Rice Ball

01-04-2007, 10:46 AM

a lot of people are losing their credability here as a poster with such drivel they post about vikings and ninja's.

It could be worse.
They could have come here and posted Itachi > Galactus
That would make them look like real idiots

jplaya2023

01-04-2007, 11:07 AM

It could be worse.
They could have come here and posted Itachi > Galactus
That would make them look like real idiots

depends on the situation. Galactus isnt a fighter, itachi is. But i've been down this canon long time ago and it still holds true today. No need for you to recheck my posting history.

Giovanni Rild

01-04-2007, 11:08 AM

depends on the situation. Galactus isnt a fighter, itachi is. But i've been down this canon long time ago and it still holds true today. No need for you to recheck my posting history.

Read fool
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja

Comic Book Guy

01-04-2007, 02:26 PM

Sasori

01-04-2007, 04:32 PM

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.you seriously want someone to prove that humans cant use jutsu's.....................................POSTIN G IN LEGENDARY THREAD

Ion

01-04-2007, 04:33 PM

Vikings curbstomp the ninja.

Art of Run

01-04-2007, 05:29 PM

Did i read this right? Did Jplaya say Chakra/Genjutsu/Ninjutsu was real?

Now that has got to be the most stupid thing i have ever heard. What is a 6 year old doing in the OB?

Art of Run

01-04-2007, 05:35 PM

This is pathetic

Are you people all new to the internet or something?

Have you not seen the glory that is realultimatepower ?

Ninjas win in a landslide

Are you new to a thing called real life and logic?

jplaya2023

01-04-2007, 06:41 PM

Vikings curbstomp the ninja.

umm a viking would have his liver cut out immediately, while a nin casually moves faster than he could see or sense.

Ion

01-04-2007, 06:48 PM

umm a viking would have his liver cut out immediately, while a nin casually moves faster than he could see or sense.Are you sure about that?

While being stealthy, they are still human, and bound by human physical limitations. All of the training in the world cannot compensate for those limitations.

In a forward engagement, their chances of survival against the Vikings are slim.

jplaya2023

01-04-2007, 07:00 PM

Are you sure about that?

While being stealthy, they are still human, and bound by human physical limitations. All of the training in the world cannot compensate for those limitations.

In a forward engagement, their chances of survival against the Vikings are slim.

nins have a method of training that enables them to surpass normal human limits

Sasori

01-04-2007, 07:02 PM

umm a viking would have his liver cut out immediately, while a nin casually moves faster than he could see or sense.QFT.

Ninja's can shunshin those vikings.

Ion

01-04-2007, 07:05 PM

nins have a method of training that enables them to surpass normal human limitsIs that so?

Would you care to explain these methods?

Sasori

01-04-2007, 07:06 PM

^ They train with weights on their legs. Those weights are 20 tons +

Ion

01-04-2007, 07:08 PM

Do you have documented evidence of this?

jplaya2023

01-04-2007, 07:09 PM

Is that so?

Would you care to explain these methods?

no doubt,

weight training, we seen gai and lee train with weights, on all the time in estimation of 7,000 pounds for gai and 2000 pounds for lee. We see the difference in lee's speed once the weights came off, he instantly went soundspeed. Not only did his speed improve, his stamina, acceleration, agility, endurance went up 10 fold.

This is just one of the many canon methods available

Art of Run

01-04-2007, 07:11 PM

But they still die when getting hit by a sword.

Pyre's Plight

01-04-2007, 07:20 PM

But they still die when getting hit by a sword.

But this is Jplaya's canon. The weapons would have no effect on them, because they almost never work in the Naruto verse. Then the ninja would take off thier 2 ton wieghts and use an elemental jutsu depending on the battlefield.

Unless Jplaya consider Itachi a real ninja. Then Itachi would pwn the vikings with his ultimate bloodline, Mangekyou Sharingan. He'd be running away so fast, the Vikings would just decide to conquer the nearby village instead of continuing this fight.

Sasori

01-04-2007, 07:21 PM

Do you have documented evidence of this?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja#Historical_garb.2C_technique.2C_and_image)

Look under "Historical garb, technique, and image".

But they still die when getting hit by a sword.Kawarami

Tsukiyomi

01-04-2007, 07:25 PM

Ninjas lose to Samurais, IRL. I think Vikings are some of the biggest and strongest of the warriors in that period, I would give the edge to them, personally.

Sure the ninjas have stealth, speed, etc... But, the Vikings have size, strength, weapons, and battle skill.

It'd be a very bloody battle, to be sure. But I'd go with the bigger and stronger warriors.

What good is being the bigger stronger warrior when you're fighting a faster smarter warrior?

Ninjas will set up traps, use poisons, sneak attacks, long range weaponry to avoid head to head combat. The Vikings may even be dead before they know whats going on, ninjas are used for assassinations after all.

Giovanni Rild

01-04-2007, 07:33 PM

What good is being the bigger stronger warrior when you're fighting a faster smarter warrior?

Ninjas will set up traps, use poisons, sneak attacks, long range weaponry to avoid head to head combat. The Vikings may even be dead before they know whats going on, ninjas are used for assassinations after all.

But in a direct conflict, shinobi get butchered.

Tsukiyomi

01-04-2007, 07:43 PM

But in a direct conflict, shinobi get butchered.

Not necessarily. Many fighting styles are designed to allow you to fight someone bigger and stronger than you. A master of San Soo could take down someone twice their size, ninjutsu employs a lot of leverage advantages too to overcome size gaps.

Not to mention shinobi weapons include poisons and other various weapons to give them the element of surprise such as smoke bombs.

Ion

01-04-2007, 07:43 PM

no doubt,

weight training, we seen gai and lee train with weights, on all the time in estimation of 7,000 pounds for gai and 2000 pounds for lee. We see the difference in lee's speed once the weights came off, he instantly went soundspeed. Not only did his speed improve, his stamina, acceleration, agility, endurance went up 10 fold.

This is just one of the many canon methods available.........:blink

But.....that's from Naruto. I thought that this was between Vikings and real life ninja?

But this is Jplaya's canon. The weapons would have no effect on them, because they almost never work in the Naruto verse. Then the ninja would take off thier 2 ton wieghts and use an elemental jutsu depending on the battlefield.

Unless Jplaya consider Itachi a real ninja. Then Itachi would pwn the vikings with his ultimate bloodline, Mangekyou Sharingan. He'd be running away so fast, the Vikings would just decide to conquer the nearby village instead of continuing this fight.AHAHAHAHAHA

*reps*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja#Historical_garb.2C_technique.2C_and_image)

Look under "Historical garb, technique, and image".

Kawarami.......................:headscrat
What good is being the bigger stronger warrior when you're fighting a faster smarter warrior?

Ninjas will set up traps, use poisons, sneak attacks, long range weaponry to avoid head to head combat. The Vikings may even be dead before they know whats going on, ninjas are used for assassinations after all.
Just because someone's large and strong, that doesn't mean that they are necessarily slow. This is a common misconception of large people everywhere.

Plus, to my knowledge, this is a direct conflict.

Ninja are more versed in many forms of espionage, but in direct conflict when their opponent knows exactly where they are located, their ability in battle is diminished considerably.

Assassinations were only one of the duties that they had to perform, and weren't even their most important and numerous ones.Not necessarily. Many fighting styles are designed to allow you to fight someone bigger and stronger than you. A master of San Soo could take down someone twice their size, ninjutsu employs a lot of leverage advantages too to overcome size gaps.

Not to mention shinobi weapons include poisons and other various weapons to give them the element of surprise such as smoke bombs.But the ninja were Japanese, who were for the most part, much smaller in size and weight than their Viking opponents.

Training to take on someone weighing 30lbs heavier than you is vastly different from training to take on someone weighing 50, 60, and 70lbs heavier than you.

I'm saying this from experience.

Spanish Hoffkage

01-04-2007, 08:06 PM

Best mix evar

http://www.ben.at/vera/aska.jpg

Darklyre

01-04-2007, 08:18 PM

Vikings had Berserkers. There are documented cases of berserkers that had taken mortal wounds yet kept on fighting until their rage passed.

Sasori

01-04-2007, 08:25 PM

^ lol proof that drugs are pwnsome.

kgin20032

01-04-2007, 08:52 PM

Vikes win, especially those north European ones.

omg laser pew pew!

01-04-2007, 09:03 PM

Vikings travel in ships looking to take over land and fornicate with women. Pirates travel in ships looking to be the king of the sea and drink alot of rum.

Samuri = glorified muskateer trained in the arts

Ninja's are capable of worldwide destruction in the matter of hours overnight.

Holy crap, I never knew you were capable of using such a word

You certainly proved me wrong, your IQ might even be positive digits now

PradaBrada

01-04-2007, 09:06 PM

Anyone of you seen that ninja documentary on Discovery Channel?

A white American ninja, ninjutsu sensei 7th Dan, intruded a house and took out 12 SWAT agents fully armed with machineguns and bulletproofvests and masks, by himself.

omg laser pew pew!

01-04-2007, 09:08 PM

PradaBrada

01-04-2007, 09:20 PM

He tricked them and then took out 4 in one go then took out the rest later, using only taijutsu, some shuriken, a blade and a stick if I remember correct.

Tsukiyomi

01-04-2007, 09:26 PM

He tricked them and then took out 4 in one go then took out the rest later, using only taijutsu, some shuriken, a blade and a stick if I remember correct.

Do you happen to remember the name of that documentary?

PradaBrada

01-04-2007, 09:38 PM

^''Ninjutsu Art Of ......'', or something like that >.>, definitely had the word ninjutsu in it, I saw it last year so can't remember that good.

I also saw another one Martial Arts, it proved the strength of almost all types of martial arts, including ninjutsu, I didn't see the the whole thing, but I remember them saying kunai and shuriken=one hit kill, katana slices through humans like a hot knife through butter and the force of a properly use stick, tri-staff or nunchuks are as much as that of an object coming at 4000km/h, if I remember correct, the explenation is simple, if you understand physics.

PradaBrada

01-04-2007, 09:44 PM

Correction: they were Navy SEALS and the DVD is called Unsolved History: Ninjas
http://shopping.discovery.com/product-56036.html
Going to check at YouTube...

mystictrunks

01-04-2007, 09:47 PM

PradaBrada

01-04-2007, 10:06 PM

Nunchaku are about a useful as a slinky in a gun fight.....

Also,90% of all thrown weapons are lethal,be they throwing axes,kuna,or throwing knives so thats a moot point.

Real ninjas although formidable in combat,were really nothing special. They weremore prone to use disguises over smoke bombs.

Vikings take this in a head on igh,although they aren't portrayed as being "smart" and "tricky" like ninjas they are warriors,and know ho to adapt to different situations. If this was somewhere like a forest or soemthing where the ninjas could use stealth they could win.

The Navy SEALS had guns, but not the time to point and shoot.

They were something special, ninjas are ninjutsu masters (the martial art), special hits are deadly or capable of rendering one unconscious no matter how tough you are, kinda like Jyuuken, minus Byakugan.

EDIT: Discovery's Xtreme Martial Arts
http://shopping.discovery.com/product-54868.html

Fenix

01-04-2007, 10:40 PM

Define this word, and go watch the History Channel, instead of Cartoon Network.

Wow you really must be new to the INTRAWeB then. Go do some research on realultimatepower and you'll know.

And who's the cartoon network watcher? You're the one with an animated boondocks avatar.

So many new kids these days

Once again, Ninjas > Vikings, as proven by the divine message of realultimatepower

Giovanni Rild

01-04-2007, 10:56 PM

Fenix

01-04-2007, 11:09 PM

That fake ass site? No comment

What fake ass site!??! It is GLORY in intrawetbz form

Hey despite another messy and oversized sig from you, I really like this one you have. Is there a particular site you got that from ?

VC is so not a traitor though, they deceived him and didn't pay his workers :( /sadface

mystictrunks

01-04-2007, 11:23 PM

Uggg XMA......

I'm just going to say 99.8% of time those "1 hit victory" moves fail. And fail hard at that. The oter .2% The person getting hit by them laugh themselves into submission. Those techniques are completely impractical,and useless in a real fight.

Comic Book Guy

01-05-2007, 12:25 AM

Wesley

01-05-2007, 12:38 AM

A Ninja horde will lose to a Viking horde.

Gray Wolf

01-05-2007, 01:25 AM

Giovanni Rild

01-05-2007, 01:26 AM

A Ninja horde will lose to a Viking horde.

For The Horde!!!!

EXhack

01-05-2007, 10:58 AM

Wow you really must be new to the INTRAWeB then. Go do some research on realultimatepower and you'll know.

And who's the cartoon network watcher? You're the one with an animated boondocks avatar.

So many new kids these days

Once again, Ninjas > Vikings, as proven by the divine message of realultimatepower

Actually, I don't have Cartoon Network. I watch it on our lame version, known as Teletoon. But more importantly, I spend more time watching the History channel than I do watching cartoons.

But your argument fails because your last few posts were basically you bashing vikings and saying that ninjas are more powerfull because you said so, followed by you backing up this argument with the name of a site that I have never heard of.

01-05-2007, 11:07 AM

Quick question.
Is Kenshin considered a ninja, when he was Hitokiri Battosai?

Oh, and I think the Vikings would win.

Ion

01-05-2007, 12:05 PM

Actually, I don't have Cartoon Network. I watch it on our lame version, known as Teletoon. But more importantly, I spend more time watching the History channel than I do watching cartoons.

But your argument fails because your last few posts were basically you bashing vikings and saying that ninjas are more powerfull because you said so, followed by you backing up this argument with the name of a site that I have never heard of.I know exactly what site he's talking about, and I have to say that he's doing you a favor by not linking it to you.

It's sheer stupidity is astounding. (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

Note: It's a joke site meant for flamebaiting......