The Anti-Existence
01-02-2007, 02:42 AM
Bowser, sick and fed up with getting his tail kicked by an overweight representative of an u minority decides to pack up and ship out, testing his forces’s fortune in a new world. Arriving with his entire kingdom, he prepares to attack. Sending his Lieutenants to deal with the United Nations, promising nothing but peace, he gauges the power of this new world and its defenders and then announces war.
Which force will prevail?
Bowser’s Forces:
Goombas
Paragoombas
Microgoombas
Spiked Goombas
Goombas are pretty weak themselves, with their only main weapon being a head-bopping jump. Spiked Goombas are little better, attacking with helmets armed with poisonous spikes. Paragoombas are a bit of an annoyance, with swooping attacks, and the ability to drop Microgoombas. Microgoombas are an annoyance, but they're also freakishly strong, capable of lifting heavy blocks and jumping onto your head with them.
Koopa Troopas
Koopa Paratroopas
Dry Bones
A Koopa is, at first glance, a very short soldier. However, they come with their own armor, which can also be used as a nasty projectile. Paratroopas have the added ability to fly. And of course, the Undead are always mean.
Hammer Brothers
Boomerang Brothers
Fire Brothers
Sledge Brothers
Basically bigger, tougher Koopas trained to throw hammers. Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Some also toss boomerangs, and a few can spit fire. Sledge Brothers are huge, and can immobilize troops with small earthquakes.
Lakitu
Spiny
What passes for Bowser's air force, at least, at first. Flies around on a tiny cloud and tosses vicious spiked turtles at you.
Bob-Omb
Walking, intellignent bombs that can blow themselves up with little consequence. Definitely a danger.
Chomp
Mostly defenders. But a metal Ball and chain with teeth is always something to worry about. Fire Chomps are pretty nasty, as are the larger Chomps.
Bullet Bill
Banzai Bill
Intelligent Bullets. Big intelligent bullets. 'Nuff said.
Throw in the fleet of heavily-armed airships he employed in Super Mario Bros. 3 as well as the fact simple Koopa shells can break through nearly unlimited layers of stone or enemy lines and you have a mighty force. A group of bob-ombs had enough destructive force to send Mario into orbit and to the Moon in seconds.... The Mecha-koopas could be wired to explode, utilizing the physiology of bob-ombs.
Which force will prevail?
Bowser’s Forces:
Goombas
Paragoombas
Microgoombas
Spiked Goombas
Goombas are pretty weak themselves, with their only main weapon being a head-bopping jump. Spiked Goombas are little better, attacking with helmets armed with poisonous spikes. Paragoombas are a bit of an annoyance, with swooping attacks, and the ability to drop Microgoombas. Microgoombas are an annoyance, but they're also freakishly strong, capable of lifting heavy blocks and jumping onto your head with them.
Koopa Troopas
Koopa Paratroopas
Dry Bones
A Koopa is, at first glance, a very short soldier. However, they come with their own armor, which can also be used as a nasty projectile. Paratroopas have the added ability to fly. And of course, the Undead are always mean.
Hammer Brothers
Boomerang Brothers
Fire Brothers
Sledge Brothers
Basically bigger, tougher Koopas trained to throw hammers. Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Some also toss boomerangs, and a few can spit fire. Sledge Brothers are huge, and can immobilize troops with small earthquakes.
Lakitu
Spiny
What passes for Bowser's air force, at least, at first. Flies around on a tiny cloud and tosses vicious spiked turtles at you.
Bob-Omb
Walking, intellignent bombs that can blow themselves up with little consequence. Definitely a danger.
Chomp
Mostly defenders. But a metal Ball and chain with teeth is always something to worry about. Fire Chomps are pretty nasty, as are the larger Chomps.
Bullet Bill
Banzai Bill
Intelligent Bullets. Big intelligent bullets. 'Nuff said.
Throw in the fleet of heavily-armed airships he employed in Super Mario Bros. 3 as well as the fact simple Koopa shells can break through nearly unlimited layers of stone or enemy lines and you have a mighty force. A group of bob-ombs had enough destructive force to send Mario into orbit and to the Moon in seconds.... The Mecha-koopas could be wired to explode, utilizing the physiology of bob-ombs.