1 million Nemean Lions vs Luffy{Repost}

[Giovanni Rild]

I think the landfill of my last thread was a mistake, so I'm reposting it.

All are in character. Who wins? The first of Heracles' twelve labours was to slay the Nemean Lion and bring back its skin.

The lion had been terrorizing the area around Nemea, and had a skin so thick that it was impenetrable to weapons. When Heracles first tackled it, his weapons - bow and arrow, a club made from an olive tree (which he pulled out of the ground himself) and a bronze sword - were all ineffective. At last Heracles threw away his weapons and wrestled the lion to the ground, eventually killing it by thrusting his arm down its throat and choking it to death. (In some variants, Heracles actually strangled the beast.)

Heracles spent hours trying unsuccessfully to skin the lion, and gradually growing angrier as it appeared he would be unable to complete his first task. Eventually Athena, in the guise of an old crone, helped Heracles to realise that the best tools to cut the hide were the creature's own claws. Thus, with a little divine intervention, Heracles completed his first task.

Thereafter, he wore the impenetrable hide as armour. King Eurystheus, Heracles' taskmaster for the labours, was so frightened by Heracles' fearsome guise that he hid in a large bronze jar, and from that moment forth communicated all his instructions to Heracles through a herald.

[Suzumebachi]

http://www.simplifiedsigns.org/fail.jpg

[King Bookah]

Those cheap "fail" images never get old, do they?

You'd think people would atleast try to be original with insults these days.

[Suzumebachi]

^Well, this thread called for it.

[ZergKage]

*snip*

Whats with the constant trolling of Rild, Suzumebachi??? And i'd ask the Mods why this is acceptable even after the "Cracking Down" thread. Or is it ok to pick a person and constantly try and belittle them whenever they post??

[Giovanni Rild]

Whats with the constant trolling of Rild, Suzumebachi??? And i'd ask the Mods why this is acceptable even after the "Cracking Down" thread. Or is it ok to pick a person and constantly try and belittle them whenever they post??

Remember when I said certain Mods had it out for me?

[mystictrunks]

I don't think luffy has what i takes to kill a cute little cat. He sadly gets clawed to death.

[ZergKage]

Remember when I said certain Mods had it out for me?

No, cant say i do.

[Giovanni Rild]

No, cant say i do.

Well I been reporting Suzu for a long time. I'll just wait till one of the higher ups notice.

[Khamzul]

Whats with the constant trolling of Rild, Suzumebachi??? And i'd ask the Mods why this is acceptable even after the "Cracking Down" thread. Or is it ok to pick a person and constantly try and belittle them whenever they post??
I agree with this..

On topic:
I would say that thie is a win to the lions. Basically I think that Luffy would tire way before he could kill them all, and their claws would finish him off.

[Rice Ball]

Remember when I said certain Mods had it out for me?

Yeah cus the mods hate you....:notrust
I agree with Suzumebachi tho, if you made a silly thread just like this one and it got trashed, why make another one?

[Giovanni Rild]

Yeah cus the mods hate you....:notrust
I agree with Suzumebachi tho, if you made a silly thread just like this one and it got trashed, why make another one?

Just one Mod. Because no reason was given and I assumed it was a mistake. So I assume you also agree with Suzu's actions?

[Rice Ball]

Just one Mod. Because no reason was given and I assumed it was a mistake. So I assume you also agree with Suzu's actions?

Posting pictures of 'Fail' or 'This thread Fails' is something that you normally do, and something i condeem.
But i agree with Suzumebachi judgement, this thread is as silly as the last one that was trashed.

Oh which mod hates you then? Reznor? Gooba? Kira?

[Giovanni Rild]

Posting pictures of 'Fail' or 'This thread Fails' is something that you normally do, and something i condeem.
But i agree with Suzumebachi judgement, this thread is as silly as the last one that was trashed.

Oh which mod hates you then? Reznor? Gooba? Kira?

You are still mad because I got that Jesus vs Moses thread canned.

[Orion]

do you honestly believe everyone is out to get you all the time rild?

[Rice Ball]

You are still mad because I got that Jesus vs Moses thread canned.

Nah i dislike you because you seem to neg rep me for no reason, including a few anon ones that i had the mods check for me.

Wasn't that thread only made by someone as a joke? Then you got on your high horse and started screaming about how much offence you take from religious characters at the same time as trolling one piece threads.

I'll ask again.
Oh which mod hates you then? Reznor? Gooba? Kira?

[Giovanni Rild]

do you honestly believe everyone is out to get you all the time rild?

No I didn't say that.

[Orion]

No I didn't say that.

apparently you think the mods have it out for you,suzu is your stalker,and riceball is just out to get you because a thread of his got trashed.

[Giovanni Rild]

apparently you think the mods have it out for you,suzu is your stalker,and riceball is just out to get you because a thread of his got trashed.

Didn't say that either. and I didn't neg anybody without my seal. Dire Rild is Dead
Who left this one?

[King Bookah]

Well to be fair, Suzu does kinda troll Rild's threads tho. I don't know about the rest tho as I've never talked to them.

[Orion]

in one sentence you say, remember when I said the mods have it out for me,and in the other you say is riceball mad because you got the jesus vs moses thread trashed......that sounds exactly like you think people are out to get you.

[Giovanni Rild]

in one sentence you say, remember when I said the mods have it out for me,and in the other you say is riceball mad because you got the jesus vs moses thread trashed......that sounds exactly like you think people are out to get you.

No.. that's your perception.

Well to be fair, Suzu does kinda troll Rild's threads tho. I don't know about the rest tho as I've never talked to them.

They have the choice of not posting my threads, but they rather troll

[Orion]

so you neged me for posting exactly what you said earlier in the thread?and i wonder why people dont like you rild.......

[Giovanni Rild]

so you neged me for posting exactly what you said earlier in the thread?and i wonder why people dont like you rild.......

Because of my great personality.:amuse

[Rice Ball]

They have the choice of not posting my threads, but they rather troll

Yes, everyone else is trolling now :notrust
Sorry it wasn't me, i negged you yesterday and left my name for abusing the system.
Its pretty much the only reason i don't like you.

[Giovanni Rild]

Yes, everyone else is trolling now :notrust
Sorry it wasn't me, i negged you yesterday and left my name for abusing the system.
Its pretty much the only reason i don't like you.

I'm hurt. But I'll get over it.:laugh

[Rice Ball]

I'm hurt. But I'll get over it.:laugh

Or you'll go into an Emo fit again, start telling everyone including the few friends you have here to fuck off, then beg to come back again. :wink

Even i was happy you were back, i thought you had changed for the better.

[Giovanni Rild]

Or you'll go into an Emo fit again, start telling everyone including the few friends you have here to fuck off, then beg to come back again. :wink

Even i was happy you were back, i thought you had changed for the better.


We must have more chats like this.:amuse

[Rice Ball]

We must have more chats like this.:amuse

indeed :notrust