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Kazuma the Shell Bullet
01-01-2007, 06:56 PM
They are:

Mr. T: Ultra Magic Mystery Ranger

Harry Potter: Magical Magic Mystery Ranger

Godzilla: Uber Magic Mystery Ranger

Paris Hilton: Spoiled Bitch Magic Mystery Ranger

Captain Crunch: Well Balanced Breakfast Magic Mystery Ranger

Optimus Prime: Robot Magic Mystery Ranger



Together they can unleash Rosie O'Donnell Mark 2 and kick ultra Jesus' ass.




Who can defeat this menacing force?

Comic Book Guy
01-01-2007, 07:46 PM
Tommy and Jason shows them all what it means to be a ranger.

Unless "The Touch" plays. Then everyone is screwed.

1234567890
01-01-2007, 08:00 PM
the mighty warriors who have metal on their side.
leader walter cronkite
2nd in command bob hope
3 bob dole
4 gorbachev
5 santa
6 ask a ninja guy
anyone of these would be sufficient enough to beat down your entire team

earthshine
01-01-2007, 08:05 PM
the green ranger. by himself.


he just pwns that hard.

Kazuma the Shell Bullet
01-01-2007, 08:06 PM
the mighty warriors who have metal on their side.
leader walter cronkite
2nd in command bob hope
3 bob dole
4 gorbachev
5 santa
6 ask a ninja guy
anyone of these would be sufficient enough to beat down your entire team
Mr. T can take them

Alucard45Maximum
01-03-2007, 04:58 AM
They are:

Mr. T: Ultra Magic Mystery Ranger

Harry Potter: Magical Magic Mystery Ranger

Godzilla: Uber Magic Mystery Ranger

Paris Hilton: Spoiled Bitch Magic Mystery Ranger

Captain Crunch: Well Balanced Breakfast Magic Mystery Ranger

Optimus Prime: Robot Magic Mystery Ranger



Together they can unleash Rosie O'Donnell Mark 2 and kick ultra Jesus' ass.




Who can defeat this menacing force?
Well I believe Rosie having a dual against Donald Trump over some silly issue. So he might pose a threat to ol' Rosie.

though i dunno why you hav Harry potter and Hiton bitch there.

kenpachibankai
01-03-2007, 05:02 AM
I know this isn't fair, but....Maya Natsume.

Wesley
01-03-2007, 05:06 AM
Hilton is in there to force any potentional enemy to use his ultimate trump card on her. Killing her as messily as possible can be done is one of the great unresistable forces in the cosmos. Ironically this would place her in a kind of intelligence gathering role, since not only does the rest of the team become aware of the enemy's capabilities, but also automatically learn how to counter it.

Unfortunately, Hilton will always come back for the sequel, just like Jason or Freddy Cougar.