Crooks who robbed Darkseid vs Cops who Arrested Thanos [Archive]

Giovanni Rild

12-31-2006, 07:09 PM

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/322507497_acbded9ff7_o.jpg
VS
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i198/RaikouTheLightning/copthanos9yk.jpg
Fight takes place in a dark alley. Both have normal Gear. Who wins?
Rild is back with a Pwnsome thread

Comic Book Guy

12-31-2006, 07:12 PM

Now this is a debate.

Reznor

12-31-2006, 07:12 PM

The cops that arrested Thanos didn't necessarily have the means to obtain him, only the means to keep him captive.

The crooks that took out Darkseid on the other hand displayed the ability to actually take him down.

Wesley

12-31-2006, 07:18 PM

Thanos looks like he stills has some dignity left. Now if they had covered his head with a coat and handicuffed him from behind...

Or better yet, slammed him on top of the squad car while reading him his rights they'd be in the running.

Art of Run

12-31-2006, 07:28 PM

Rild, You have made the best thread EVAR!

ZergKage

12-31-2006, 07:39 PM

Those crooks win hands down.

Endless Mike

12-31-2006, 08:52 PM

Now, I would probably say the cops.

mystictrunks

12-31-2006, 10:07 PM

The cooks win hands dow,they not ony arkseid heyhumilated him. Wa they truely owned him.

Thanatos

01-01-2007, 02:45 AM

Fantastic thread to start the new year (or end the old one depending on where you live).

I'll go with the cops on this one. They do have the law on their side, and that's almost as good as diplomatic immunity. :amuse

Dr.Douchebag

01-01-2007, 03:15 AM

LOL, I nominate this as OB thread of the year! (2006)

but the crooks>cops

omg laser pew pew!

01-01-2007, 03:22 AM

It was said that even a blind man could eventually hit the bullseye

I think that applies here greatly

Good work rild

Giovanni Rild

01-01-2007, 03:23 AM

It was said that even a blind man could eventually hit the bullseye

I think that applies here greatly

Good work rild

Blind with rage. but I found out that rage isn't my style

Rice Ball

01-11-2007, 07:20 PM

Wow a good thread by Rild.
I would rep him for it, but i need to rep other people first.

PS, cops win, i mean they owned Thanos

Giovanni Rild

01-11-2007, 07:22 PM

Wow a good thread by Rild.
I would rep him for it, but i need to rep other people first.

PS, cops win, i mean they owned Thanos

I make good threads when I'm in the mood to do so.

Here's a link to some of my best threads
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=6632759&postcount=6

Comic Book Guy

01-11-2007, 07:29 PM

This thread deserves to be stickied like Havoc's "Gooba vs. Wolverine" thread.

Gunners

01-11-2007, 07:47 PM

The crooks, Thanos kept his pride. The crooks put Darkseids ass on the ground.

Thanatos

01-12-2007, 02:57 AM

I wonder what possible powers the police employed to get there so fast. It's not like it showed them travelling. :amuse

Fenix

01-12-2007, 04:10 AM

Wow wow

I would have to say the Crooks

Since they displayed more feats

The cops didn't show anything. Thanos could've just...turned himself in...

King Bookah

01-12-2007, 04:18 AM

Brilliant thread, just brilliant.

Anyways, the Crooks win due to being able to knock Darkseid's ass out. Whereas the cops merely caught Thanos. Crooks win in a curbstomp

Jin22

01-13-2007, 12:00 AM

The crooks, definitely the crooks.

Seeing Darkseid punked like that is just too much.

Thanatos

01-13-2007, 12:02 AM

Yay, this was stickied! :tem

omg laser pew pew!

01-13-2007, 06:11 AM

I'm guessing Gooba did this?

Cthulhu-versailles

01-13-2007, 06:13 AM

i don't really see what is entertaining or even funny about this thread.
it's pretty fucking lame actually. as for the fight, which versions of thanos/ darkseid got fucked in the pics ?

Taxman

01-13-2007, 06:15 AM

I'm guessing Gooba did this?

I have a sense of humor you know.....>__>

omg laser pew pew!

01-13-2007, 06:18 AM

I have a sense of humor you know.....>__>

Could have fooled me Alphonse :nod

Timur Lane

01-13-2007, 06:25 AM

I wonder what possible powers the police employed to get there so fast. It's not like it showed them travelling. :amuse

They have a police car who can go FTL.

Wonder were they were in the Infinity Gaunlet saga, but if they were they would just arrest him again and it wouldent be any IG saga for us. :cry

omg laser pew pew!

01-13-2007, 06:34 AM

They have a police car who can go FTL.

Wonder were they were in the Infinity Gaunlet saga, but if they were they would just arrest him again and it wouldent be any IG saga for us. :cry

They were being trained by Squirrel Girl

Thanatos

01-13-2007, 07:01 AM

They have a police car who can go FTL.

Wonder were they were in the Infinity Gaunlet saga, but if they were they would just arrest him again and it wouldent be any IG saga for us. :cry

It could have just been teleportation you know, or even Omnipresence. :nod

Regardless, they're just too powerful for the likes of us to comprehend. :amuse

Dr.Douchebag

01-13-2007, 10:59 AM

Lol, i just wanna know how the hell did both of them end up getting robbed and arrested in the first place?, seeing darksied in a trenchcoat and thanos being taken away by the cops made me lol.

Spacey

02-02-2007, 08:39 AM

Crooks ftw haha they really humiliated Darkseid

Robotkiller

03-13-2007, 05:57 PM

Crooks who robbed Darkseid by a landslide.

mystictrunks

03-13-2007, 06:56 PM

This ain't a joke.

Havoc

03-13-2007, 06:58 PM

I never did like this thread. Rild trying to compete against me for attention.:mad

Saosin

03-13-2007, 07:09 PM

Crooks who robbed Darkseid

Thanatos

03-15-2007, 10:03 PM

Why is this in the joke thread? This is far from a laughing matter.

Azure-kun

05-29-2007, 06:31 AM

It's amazing that Rild actually made a good thread, then again I'm not one to talk...nicely done.

as for the battle at hand, The crooks obviously proved that crime pays.

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 06:37 AM

It's amazing that Rild actually made a good thread, then again I'm not one to talk...nicely done.

as for the battle at hand, The crooks obviously proved that crime pays.

Why do you think it's stickied? This thread is epic.

All other threads shrink before the mighty titan that is Crooks who robbed Darkseid vs Cops who Arrested Thanos.

This is a shrine before the height of my win and pwnsome.

No matter how much I fail, no one will win as much as this thread.

People will try and people will fail. When I'm banned and gone, newbs will orgasm to the pure sex and win of this thread. Fantasizing about claiming it's awesome.

People rarely know that Rild only fails because all his massive win went into the mighty titan that is Crooks who robbed Darkseid vs Cops who Arrested Thanos, leaving the Mightly rild drained of win.

And I didn't like that comment one bit.

Havoc

05-29-2007, 06:40 AM

I don't like this being stickied. It takes away from the uniqueness of my thread :(

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 06:46 AM

I don't like this being stickied. It takes away from the uniqueness of my thread :(

You are jealous because this one thread is more win than you have or ever will generate.

Havoc

05-29-2007, 06:55 AM

Lol, no Rild.

Besides, my thread got my posts.

That = better

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 06:58 AM

Lol, no Rild.

Besides, my thread got my posts.

That = better

Modwank got your thread posts.

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:06 AM

Nope, that is a falsity.

Did you know the falsity was actually I word?

Lol, I didn't.

But I will talk to you later, and in a different thread.

That way I don't help you catch up to mine in posts...I know your tricks you trickster >_>

Azure-kun

05-29-2007, 07:08 AM

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:20 AM

I'll be quoting this for black-mail.

Because I said "I" instead of a?

Fuck you it's 5 am and I haven't been to sleep.

*negs*

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 07:21 AM

Because I said "I" instead of a?

Fuck you it's 5 am and I haven't been to sleep.

*negs*

Spellcheck Motherfucker!!! Can you use it!?!

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:23 AM

Spellcheck Motherfucker!!! Can you use it!?!

Why would spell check work on that?

Tell me that, and then I'll tell you why I didn't use it.

Azure-kun

05-29-2007, 07:24 AM

Because I said "I" instead of a?

Fuck you it's 5 am and I haven't been to sleep.

*negs*

Just cuz it's 5 a.m doesn't mean your never too early or too late for a good joke.

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:26 AM

Just cuz it's 5 a.m doesn't mean your never too early or too late for a good joke.

I agree.

Here's my joke-

Fuck you Azure you noob!

*negs*

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 07:27 AM

Why would spell check work on that?

Tell me that, and then I'll tell you why I didn't use it.

I don't know. I felt like saying it and I'm tired too.

Azure-kun

05-29-2007, 07:30 AM

I still got some battery life in me. Go me.

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:32 AM

Lol, I'm jk guys.

I'm not even mad, lol. I'm just here for luls.

*negs*

Azure-kun

05-29-2007, 07:39 AM

What a relief.

*sighs*

ydraliskos

05-29-2007, 07:53 AM

The hell is wrong with you people.

Take your issues out of this thread please, because this thread is about Crooks Vs cops, not internet forum drama for crying out loud. Way to fill an entire page with bullshit

Also,

What were the circumstances behind those 2 pictures? I'm really curious how Darkseid managed to feint by being hit with a metal chain...

Havoc

05-29-2007, 07:57 AM

ydraliskos please stfu, lol

*negs*

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 08:00 AM

ydraliskos

05-29-2007, 08:14 AM

If you yourself don't mind your thread being like that, then whatever I guess, knock yourself out.

Giovanni Rild

05-29-2007, 08:31 AM

If you yourself don't mind your thread being like that, then whatever I guess, knock yourself out.

Everyone's getting along, no one's flaming. Just why are you bitching again? The OB is good again.