DAWG Cartman vs Cop Cartman

[Amatsu]

The ultimate battle between two of the greatest versions of Cartman to come out of South Park

DAWG Cartman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-DSppnch0E

Cop Cartman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHxLduWzVhU

Rules:

DAWG Cartman knows that Cop Cartman does not have a hall pass.

Cop Cartman believes DAWG Cartman is disrespecting his authoritah

Anything goes

Battleground:

South Park Elementary School Hallway.

Which is the superior Cartman? Only you decide...

[Comic Book Guy]

Josh comes in, reduces them to tears, and then TP's them.

[Piekage]

The Dawg's got two guys, a bitch, and a jew. And Bear mace.

[King Bookah]

Cop Cartman has the power of "Authoritah" and the power of "Police Brutality." While Dawg Cartman is cosmic, Cop Cartman is ultra=cosmic. So Cop Cartman wins by beating DAWG to death with a nightstick and planting drugs on him. Game Over

[Giorno Giovanna]

Cop Cartman wins this with the cosmic power of the Authoritah.

[Orion]

^^never bear mace ftw.

[Giorno Giovanna]

^^never bear mace ftw.

BLASPHEMY!:yell

How dare you defy the power of the Authoritah. It owns your soul!

The bear mace is an insect compared to the wrath of the Authoritah!

[Orion]

BLASPHEMY!:yell

How dare you defy the power of the Authoritah. It owns your soul!

The bear mace is an insect compared to the wrath of the Authoritah!

LIES!!!!! bear mace is power incarnate!!!!!!!

[Amatsu]

Besides the DAWG has numbers. Cop Cartman can't take all of them especially Kyle.

[King Bookah]

See that's the thing you all forget. Cop Cartman's Authoritah is ABSOLUTE. If he want, he could call the entire police force in to destroy the DAWG Cartman. Not to mention the almighty Cop Shades that can confuse and stupify anyone foolish enough to look into them.

Did I mention police brutatility and the ability to plant drugs on the victim AND the nightstick of justice? Cop Cartmen no contest. His Authoritah is Absolute. Ha Ha

[Noisyninja]

Dawg cartman...go with christ brah

[Seany]

:rofl Dawg ftw