Who can REALLY defeat Master Hand?

[Kazuma the Shell Bullet]

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Before you say anything, some facts about MH:

-He is Chuck Norris's one and only equal and the only being he fears

-Mr. T pities himself in MH's presence

-Mastered the roundhouse slap (cosmic equivalent of Chuck's roundhouse kick)

-Master Hand killed the entire cast of DBZ by blinking (dont ask), except Goku who tried a kamehameha but was killed instatly with 1 slap

-You are born because MH has just killed you in heaven

-Master Hand CAN touch MC Hammer

-The only reason he lost to the SSB cast is because he was bored and wanted the fight to end

-Enslaved his brother, Crazy Hand

-Hit Darth Vader so hard in the head it caused him to think he was Luke's father

-MH sneezes Kryptonite

-He only had one loss, which was to Minja (Miget Ninja), who he later took revenge on

[ZergKage]

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Nuff Said!!

[Comic Book Guy]

Squirrel Girl.

GAINAMIC. . . ENTRY!

[Kai]

Ends the game in a what, a win, a tie, a loss?

Only Yugi or Crazy Hand have a chance in this.

[Kazuma the Shell Bullet]

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Nuff Said!!
He'd roundhouse slap the mask off and send the biotch to hell (he fought evenly with Ultimate Jesus), and if all else fails he pulls out the Master Wang

And Crazy Hand, FYI, is actually weaker than full power MH (plus he's Master Hand's slave anyway). Yugi cant win either, MH simply ends it before Yugi can move

[omg laser pew pew!]

Wolverine could

[Kazuma the Shell Bullet]

Wolverine could
How?

He is Chuck Norris level. How can Wolverine compete with that?

[omg laser pew pew!]

How?

He is Chuck Norris level. How can Wolverine compete with that?

Wolverine + the right writer > Marvelverse

Including omnipotents like TOAA

[ZergKage]

He'd roundhouse slap the mask off and send the biotch to hell (he fought evenly with Ultimate Jesus), and if all else fails he pulls out the Master Wang

And Crazy Hand, FYI, is actually weaker than full power MH (plus he's Master Hand's slave anyway). Yugi cant win either, MH simply ends it before Yugi can move

errr....

Look at the picture again. There is no hope of defeating him. You see that guys god is Master Hand and he wouldnt even attempt to help his followers against The Burger King. This is without his legendary Whopper no Jutsu, nothing beats that.

[~Shin~]

Looney toons

[Nexas]

Apparently I'm stronger than Chuck Norris as I've handed Master Hands nonexistant ass on multiple occasions.

[Comic Book Guy]

Master Hand is a card.

It submits then to Yugi w/t HOTC.

[Zouri]

Dude, the Burger King owns MH easily. He is sneakier than Solid Snake, can drive better than any man known in the world, and has a bumper car.

[Nexas]

Master Hand is a card.

It submits then to Yugi w/t HOTC.

He is also some prepubescent kid who plays with action figures. Just about anyone could beat him up.

[Comic Book Guy]

But when it comes to games, Yugi is king.

[A]

The "Break the rules card"
Source:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/243513
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/243926

[Kazuma the Shell Bullet]

Dude, the Burger King owns MH easily. He is sneakier than Solid Snake, can drive better than any man known in the world, and has a bumper car.So you're saying Burger King is stronger than Ultimate Jesus?

Burger King puts up a good fight and may tie (ending in mutual annhialation for both) but MH is just too strong for him to win

LOL sneakier than Snake? I doubt that. Snake is one of the 3 emperors of the universe (with Chuck Norris and Mr. T), hes there for a reason

[A]

Even Princess Peach can take down Master Hand and his brother Crazy Hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJzsSk0ES4&mode=related&search=

And Pech gets kidnapped by the likes of Bowser ...

[Lord Yu]

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Neco-Arc

[Zouri]

So you're saying Burger King is stronger than Ultimate Jesus?

Burger King puts up a good fight and may tie (ending in mutual annhialation for both) but MH is just too strong for him to win

LOL sneakier than Snake? I doubt that. Snake is one of the 3 emperors of the universe (with Chuck Norris and Mr. T), hes there for a reason

Sneak King man! SNEAK KING!!!

The fact that both the Burger King corperation and Microsoft saw that BK had an awesome sneaking ability shows that he must be up there with Snake, since Snake was also on the X-box.

Plus, he's been able to sneak up on every customer he has ever encountered in his commercials. He is clearly up there with Snake in sneaking ability.

Finally, his Whopper is unstoppable. Let's face it, no one can resist.

BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM!!! :yell

[Crimson King]

Bruce Lee since he DEFEATED Chuck Norris, thus can defeat Master Hand

[King Bookah]

The OFF button

[Captain Pimp]

The OFF button

QFT :cry One push of the button and it's over for Master Hand :kukuku

[The Space Cowboy]

The Master Wang can. Because Master Hand will spend all his time with Master Wang and never get around to doing anything, much less anyone.

Eventually they will combine forces into Master Baitor.