Haruko(FLCL) vs. Dante(DMC3) guitar battle

[Halcyon Days]

who rocks harder?

[Keollyn]

Haruka has a vagina.

Your answer should be as clear as a spotless window.

[Halcyon Days]

^^^just cause she's a girl means she cant rock hard?

[Keollyn]

No, it means she auto-wins this battle of rockerness. Dante cannot begin to win against guitar laced with estrogen. He'll just lose.

[Halcyon Days]

ooooooo..k

[Keollyn]

Don't get all weirded out youngin. When you get older, you'll learn of this.

[Birkin]

Dante with ez, the way he swinged that guitar after the vampire boss = godlike!

[Lord Yu]

Haruko can dodge a flurry of bullets at point blank range. Dante doesn't stand a chance.

[Birkin]

Haruko can dodge a flurry of bullets at point blank range. Dante doesn't stand a chance.

Dante just takes the bullets head on, litterally.

[Lord Yu]

Also Haruko has the ability to survive against a galactic level threat.

[Birkin]

Dante also has the ability to almost stop time

[Keollyn]

I thought this was a guitar rock contest?

[Birkin]

I was not the one starting going into other feats :o

[Birkin]

Btw Keollyn, will match 5 of the tournament come up soon? =)

[Keollyn]

In a few minutes. Almost set to post.

[Lord Yu]

Dante also has the ability to almost stop time

No, he can go real fast. Quicksilver isn't stopping time its moving at hyper speed.

[Birkin]

No, he can go real fast. Quicksilver isn't stopping time its moving at hyper speed.

So please explain to me what happened when Dante stopped, yes STOPPED the falling rocks in mid air?

[Keollyn]

Rock fodding? You know rocks are the most abused material in fiction.

[Lord Yu]

So please explain to me what happened when Dante stopped, yes STOPPED the falling rocks in mid air?

I played that game. He was going so fast it looked as if they stopped.
Anyway. Guitar battle Haruko takes this. Regular battle Haruko takes this.

[Purgatory]

Danted. I don't like the guitar she uses and the electricity weapon looks like a Flying V when Dante played it. I also rather prefer a male to play heavy shit.

Dante takes this.

I also don't see how normal Haruka could beat someone down who can slow down time (or maybe even stop if cutscenes are available), can take pretty much any kind of attack, has a form where he can stay in it for an unlimited amount of time that gives him even greater strength and speed. Haruka's only tried to destroy the woeld or whatever it was once, while a half devil has saved the world 2-3 times (3 if we're counting the Arius boss from DMC2).

But anyway, both Dantes will win, without much effort.

[mystictrunks]

Harujo,nothing canmatch the power of a guitar player with a vayjay.

BTW Keo when is my match coming up?

[Birkin]

It just came up =)

[Lord Yu]

Danted. I don't like the guitar she uses and the electricity weapon looks like a Flying V when Dante played it. I also rather prefer a male to play heavy shit.

Dante takes this.

I also don't see how normal Haruko could beat someone down who can slow down time (or maybe even stop if cutscenes are available), can take pretty much any kind of attack, has a form where he can stay in it for an unlimited amount of time that gives him even greater strength and speed. Haruka's only tried to destroy the woeld or whatever it was once, while a half devil has saved the world 2-3 times (3 if we're counting the Arius boss from DMC2).

But anyway, both Dantes will win, without much effort.

I played the game in that form. I still don't think Dante is on the galactic level. I still vote Haruko on both counts.

[solidspartan]

No, it means she auto-wins this battle of rockerness. Dante cannot begin to win against guitar laced with estrogen. He'll just lose.

So Haruko wins cuz she's a woman who plays guitar, but you fail to realize that Dante is playing a woman who turned into a guitar. So they should at least stalemate, but add in the fact he's fingering a woman he autowins the moment he strums the first chord.