"Naruto adventure time!!!!! you decide the outcome" Part 1

[theamazingfish]

Ok this is part game and part story.. what i would like to do is have every person that reads this post one paragraph that works off the previous posters story.. so the story will get pretty crazy and should be pretty fun. i will start.

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It was a very quiet morning in the hidden village of konoha. the dawn mist was just starting to lift. the birds just begining to churp. A spikey yellow haired young man slept in a most peculiar way.

[theamazingfish]

Nobody wants to play this?

[Fan of Naruto and Hinata]

He had just woken up and decided to get some ramen when there was a knock at the door.

[coondawger]

as he went to the door he saw that is was Hinata, as Naruto asked her in she just smiled and came in and sat on the bed.

" I'm Naruto i was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me?" aks Hinata, as she pushes her fingers together.

" Ok Hinata, why dont we go get some ramen and we could......like talk i guss." saya Naruto with a grin.

"I'm ok Naruto lets go." says Hinata

[Fan of Naruto and Hinata]

Naruto and Hinata arrived at the ramen shop and sat down to order their meal. After their meal had arrived, Naruto found himself staring at Hinata instead of eating his meal.

Knowing how much Naruto liked ramen, Hinata said "You must really like me if you find me more interesting then eating ramen".

Naruto looked at his bowl and then back at Hinata and said "Yes, I do".

[InoSakuShine]

"Really? I'm more interesting than...ramen?," he asked incredously, gaping at her blushing face.
"I-I guess I do," she admitted, her eyes averted to the floating noodled in her bowl.
"Oh. I get it. You don't like ramen."
"W-What? No..."

[coondawger]

" I love ramen Naruto.....I....just like you more." says Hinata with a smile as she looks down and oushes her fingers together.

" Oh....ok......well i like you to Hinata, but i know what would be better than just ramen, you covered in ramen." says Naruto with a smile.

[Sam88]

Hinita began to blush. Looking from her bowl of ramen to naruto's perfect blue eyes, an unusal smile crept onto her face.

"Naruto.." she began, closing he eyes and building up some courage.

"...I have wanted to do s-something for a long time..." She continued, her soft voice becoming filled with an unusal determination.

Naruto retorted with a mouth full of noodles, "Yeah?"

"Yeah..." she muttered, sliding her hand across the counter towards Naruto's.

"huh..what?" Naruto asked inquisitivly, he had never been good at reading signs, especially from girls.

"well Its that," she paused touching his hand and gazing into his eyes "its that i am in L-"

Just then an emence explosion blasted both of them from their stools. The wind howled and blew vicsiously around the duo as they lay on the ground, shielding themselves from the gust.

Naruto look forwards, to the epicentre of the explosion. Stood in the midst of the dust and smoke were two cloaked figures.

[coondawger]

As the figures got closer, Naruto jumped in front of Hinata, and yelled to them to bring it.

" Naruto......please....be carefull." yells Hinata

" dont worry about me Hinata, these chumps cannt do nothing." says Naruto with grin.

Just then a shurkin rushed by Naruto's head causing him to duck, just as it crashed in to Hinata's head.

" Hinata!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Naruto as he runs to her side.

just then the Hinata Naruto was holding puffes in to smoke, as Naruto looks up he see's the real Hianta hit one of the guys with a left hook.

" I'll show you to ruin my date..... you bastered." yells Hianta as her foot connects with the guys crotch area.

[Traveler]

As it turned out the man was really Ayame (The Ramen Waitriess). Hinata was suprised that a man didn't respond to that move and while shocked she was tied up so she could not move at all but could see every thing while the outher man (Ayame's father) sat on her. Ayame walked up to Naruto (Who was still surprised that Hinata thought he was in love her) lifted him up tied him to the wall and confessed. "Naruto I always loved you and I couldn't let some other girl get into your heart!" Then she took off his pants...

(I beg of you no NaruHina :cry please!)

[gexrox]

"wow sry" they said it was just that you see and then kept blambering on and on

naruto had seen them from somewere before after i while at looking at them hinata pointeed out that one of them looked emo and the other looked like a shark then naruto said disapoted
''OH its just itachi and kisame great"

"oh holy crap you guys are going out now wow this is crazy!"said itchi
"sry for screwing up your date but........... microsoft went down 5%"kisame said blushing

"Oh its ok" commented hinata
"can we have some ramen with you guys"

"n.."

*itachi looks at there eyes*

"sure"

they smiled and sat down and talked to them for what seemed for ever asking dumb like how long have you known each other and when they responed they were freinds for a long time then of corse they resoponesd with "awwwwwwwww!"
eventually naruto and hinata dicided that they couldnt surive if they kept this up they would die of anoincane then they diced to use the look over there trick and run

"where are we going?!?" said hinata

"anywere its not safe there to strong" naruto responed
"most likly my room"

"...:wtf " hinata said googled eyed

[gexrox]

just keep going with mine skip his he ruined the whole story ok if he wants to make a diffrent one then he should go make one

[InoSakuShine]

Click, click. Naruto wretched his key out of the lock and pushed open his apartment door.
"Here we are," he said, letting Hinata in.
"I-I like your r-room," she said, still shy having almost confessed to Naruto. But what she didn't know is that he was starting to feel the same way. Until...

"NARUTO!" His door banged open once again and a fiery pink hair girl stood in the doorway. "Kakashi suddenly wants us all to the-" She stopped in mid-sentence to gap and Naruto and Hinata who who both sitting on his bed.
"Am I interrupting something?" Sasuke appeared also, and stared blankly at them.
"No!" Naruto insisted.

[Traveler]

This is why I hate NaruHina fans :notrust they only want cliches and over used stuff even though they can be more inventive. (Oh the Naruto is in love with Hinata from the start plot is boring and the Itachi and Kiasme are good plot was only good once. (I'll give you a hint it was a NarutoXTemari story that started the Itachi is addicted to pocky theroy.) Then they negetive rep any one who thinks that NaruHina is bad paring and isn't canon and they seem to hate loopholes. I personly think that NaruSaku is canon. Oh and the way you're running this you're ruining the fun of this go to gamefaqs and make a story like this and ingore all the ideas that arn't NaruHina and you would be flamed badly.)

[gexrox]

i am a nara temeri fan my self i just wanted to make it funny and i hate itachi so i dicided to do that im not a big fan of the idea Ayame x naruto that would be intersted i just need more thought on that now what i hate is when people do werid crazy things that would never happen like

hinata x hisame

what is with that and i never new there was a fan fic were they made fun of itachi i just dont like him beacuse he is over powered and really emo

[InoSakuShine]

I personally hate NaruHina fics. I was just contrubuting. Why would you go and post all this NaruHina bashing crap in a thread that doesn't concern it? Its just coincidence that this is NaruHina, so why do you care? I'm not bashing anyone, I just thought that this was a pretty good idea and you kind of just ruined it.

[gexrox]

plz delete your post and make a post about it somewere else people are going to read all this and get confused

[gexrox]

Click, click. Naruto wretched his key out of the lock and pushed open his apartment door.
"Here we are," he said, letting Hinata in.
"I-I like your r-room," she said, still shy having almost confessed to Naruto. But what she didn't know is that he was starting to feel the same way. Until...

"NARUTO!" His door banged open once again and a fiery pink hair girl stood in the doorway. "Kakashi suddenly wants us all to the-" She stopped in mid-sentence to gap and Naruto and Hinata who who both sitting on his bed.
"Am I interrupting something?" Sasuke appeared also, and stared blankly at them.
"No!" Naruto insisted.
well any way on to the story

so naruto followed them back of corse hinata was sadasifed and disopotied at the same time she had just taken advide from temari and ino and she just (lol this is connected with part 3 of hinata gets naugty i think it will wrok out) she
was going to sudice naruto but couldnt handle the fact of naruto working on
her she then diceded just to show she loved him by asking him out naruto had given up hope on sakura and then said yes it worked out nicely of corse he had leftthe room right then so hinata was just in his room finding anything to fix her bordom after a while she saw the odd calander and relised what if nearuto is a pervert she then after quite some thought she wondered about what ino and temari said "i have the most fc about how hot i am hmmmmmm mabbe i should try to"
she said to her self she kept looking for stuff in the room to see if she could find anythings to make him like her more other then sudicing her

mean while

"saska sakura why does kakashi want me here"
"he dosnt ha ha ha ha ha well about what whe just saw
were you just going....."they both screemed
odd naruto thought why would saska be screming like that he souldned like hinata and skuara sisnt ether sound like her self

"no"he said blushing

they both laugh like crazy then this cost smoke to rise from the ground and the temri and ino showed and then they fell on the groundlaugh like crazy

he then walked a way

and went back to the nodle shop

[Traveler]

plz delete your post and make a post about it somewere else people are going to read all this and get confused

Sorry I don't listen to NaruHina n00bs like you Sheep :mad :nerve :modsmack :rant :readem !

[Traveler]

And when did I ruin the story Teme is it because because you're an idiot noob that only thinks what he thinks is right you Sheep!?

[coondawger]

Look guys me and the dude that first posted on this had good ideas going and then, travler you had to ruin it man, look it if you dont like narutoxhinata then tough dont post ok, dang why does every one have to be so diffucult!!!!!!!smile-big

[InoSakuShine]

Okay, well, have a nice day :)

Can we start a new segment? I think this one has bben trashed. Can I do it?

[InoSakuShine]

Okay, well, have a nice day :)

Can we start a new segment? I think this one has bben trashed. Can I do it?

[gexrox]

um yeah that sounds good just who ever does it make it naraxtem

[Traveler]

gerox you n00b only doing what you think is good and dissing any one who does not like your ideas (That are sheep like) I would of never flamed this thread if you had not ignored me when I was just trying to play. (Oh did you ever hear of the Shift key?)
Oh did some one here neg rep me with this comment ?
http://forums.narutofan.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif 12-11-2006 01:53 PM fuck off n00b
And no name there... I dare you to tell me you rule breaking baka you just broke 2 rules broken in one neg rep.
(Oh can you please answer my question?)

[InoSakuShine]

I agree genrox shouldnt have skipped your post (I found nothign wrong with it) but there's no reason for you to flame this thread, seeing as you participated in it in the first place. Why don't you just participate in this next, non-NaruHina one??

NEXT!!

It was another lazy day, and Shikamaru Nara sighed when he knew he had to work on his training today. He threw on some clothes, not really caring about what he had just put on. When he was finally ready, he threw open his door, ready-or not so ready, for a long day.
He stopped, surprised.
"What are you doing here?" He asked.

[gexrox]

im sry
and i did not rate you down

why i skipped you was beacuse i was just about to post here and then i had to go so i had just left with it there on the computer and came back 3 hours later and the i found out that 2 people had commented before me so yeah and you had ended the story so i just said to skipp your s if u want we contune on your story

[gexrox]

ok i will contune on InoSakuShines story

it was ino nara was just so bored

what a drag he said to himself

ugg

Yes i will come with u on a date ok stop bugging me

he just didnt care anymore he was just very tired

he wasnt sure what ino was scream about after that but he didnt really care
later that day
kin came and tryed talkingto him as he was walking
"yes i will go out with you on friday ok"
he didnt really care he said yes to 2 people but what he id care about was that news the sand village was visiting kohana

[gexrox]

ok i will contune on InoSakuShines story

it was ino nara was just so bored

what a drag he said to himself

"ugg" he commented

Yes i will come with u on a date ok stop bugging me
he just didnt care anymore he was just very tired
he wasnt sure what ino was scream about after that but he didnt really care
later that day
kin came and tryed talkingto him as he was walking
"yes i will go out with you on friday ok"
he didnt really care he said yes to 2 people but what he id care about was that news the sand village was visiting kohana

[Traveler]

I'm sorry
and I did not rate you down.

Why I skipped you was beacause I was just about to post here and then I had to go so i had just left with it there on the computer and came back 3 hours later and then I found out that 2 people had commented before me so yeah and you had ended the story so I just said to skip yours if you want we contune on your story.

:huh How did I end the story :confused . :sweat It's a bit to late for us to start from there again but I will do another topic. (Oh please discover the shift key it's polite.)

[InoSakuShine]

Shikamaru didn't know how he became so popular, but all he knew was on that Friday night he was going to see Temari. Absentmindedly, (he was never good with schedules!) he walked out his door, and down the street.
At the house where Temari was staying, he knocked on the door, and was pleased to see the blonde girl open it immediatly.
"Hey," Temari said. "Why are there two girls behind you? They look very angry." Gulp. He forgot!

[gexrox]

"um there my fangirls"
"good guys on a show have to have fangirls"
"oh i c" she went in side and moved her hand to show him to come in

ino started to glare at him and so did kin
"wait" he said "why is kin still alive...whatev"
he told ino
"its on saterday rember"
"oh yeah" she repiled
as for kin he was wording when orichmaru was gonna kill her like when the skrip said

when temri kept looking out the door at kin

he repiled "she just creepy dont worry bout her"

[Maramusa]

Suddenly, Kin and Ino forced open the door
"Shika-kun" they yelled "We're coming for ya :yell"
Shikamaru sighed, not even taking the trouble to escape, but suddenly Jiraiya used his mighty pimp-powers to grab shika and poof away.
"Ahh" Jiraiya sighed "You remind me of myself when I was young smile-big"

[InoSakuShine]

"Really?" Shikamaru asked. Of course his genius told him that he was and would always be WAY more of a pimp than Jiraiya.
"I would have left you with that-he he he-really hot blond, but your not as smooth as me. There was going to be a catfight!"
"Yeah..." What a drag.
"I'm going to show my new technique to ensure that you can be at as many places as you want!" He grinned a genuine smile.
"What is it?" Noe Shika was remotly interested.

[gexrox]

nara rembered naruto and his justu to be in as many places as once his kage bunshin no justu
"great" he said in a sacrice voice
"good now first things first" he said
NO WEREING THE STUFF GUY GIVES U OK
"...."
"oh your not naruto"

For sum reson that made him think of the good times at the acadmy write all those girls liked suska right thats why i almost made out with every single person in that school i never really cared though i dont know why but i get a better feeling when i with temeri odd.

Nara had no idea what Jiraya was saying so he just walked away and sat down and looked at the clouds Jiriya
"ok well then i sopose to test your strenght we will have a little fight i sopose

[Maramusa]

"Test my strenght?:amazed" Shika didn't feel like training. "But Jiraiya-sensei, weren't you teaching me the way of the pimp?"
"But of course my number 1 student" Jiraiya replied, with a grin on his face "but before you can go around pimping, you have to train your pimp-hand"
"Why?" Shika asked, slightly bored...
"Observe" Jiraiya replied, as he walked up towards a random woman and yelled
":yell don't be disrespectin' ME hoe!:modsmack "

[InoSakuShine]

Uh...

SMACK!!!
"Wow," Shika thought to himself. "Either Jiraiya knows how to keep his girls in check or he's just crazy..!"
"I'm not crazy!" Jiraya said defensively. "It's just all those pain killers."
"Pain killers?"
"Sometimes I get lonely at night. I need something to help the pain-" He was interrupted when that "random" woman began to beat him viciously. Shikamaru ignored his cries for help because he saw that that woman was a face he reconized....

[Maramusa]

It was Mitarashi Anko
":yell Go touch YOURSELF" Anko yelled, while stomping on Jiraiya's head. Suddenly, she (seductively) looked towards Shikamaru, and even started winking.
"Man, this is a drag" Shika said with a sigh

[InoSakuShine]

Shikamaru was attracting WAY to many girls all of a sudden, and wondered why. However, the only girl he wanted was Temari. He darted in Temari's house before Anko caught him.
"Why are all these girls after me? It's so troublesome!" he asked her.
"Shikamaru...you smell really really REALLY good! I think...that's why!" Shikamaru wondered what she was talking about.

[Maramusa]

Suddenly, Kurenai burst trough the window and glomped Shikamaru
"Shika-kun" she purred. "you smell so manly :wink"
Shikamaru knew he had to act fast if he wanted to get away, so in all his 200+ IQ smartness, he grabbed a book filled with Yaoi fanfics and pictures (don't ask how he got them) and threw them out of the window!

[InoSakuShine]

Then, every female in Konoha raised there head, and sniffed the air.
"I smell-....yaoi!" There was an enormous stampede heading outside of Temari's house, who happened to be very angry about the whole thing.
"Phew..." Shika breathed a sigh of relief. "Good thing I had that book...I never thought any of the christmas presents Ino gave me would ever come to use."

Meanwhile, Ino was in her house. She wasn't attracted by that smell because she already had her own book, complete with SasuItachi full color pics, which no one knew about. Just as she put it away, her dad came into her room.
"I ahve some bad news," he said.

[Maramusa]

"Ino" Ino's dad started slowly.."Your mom and I actually wanted a son, so we're giving you up for surgery :amuse"
"WTF :yell" Ino WTF'd
"C'mon, it will be fun....I've heard Sasuke's gay:wink"
"GIMME THE SEXCHANGE OLD MAN:yell" Ino yelled, now brimming with energy

[InoSakuShine]

Within 3 days, the surgery was done. But with the new change came a new personality. Ino is now known as Deidara.

[Maramusa]

"Now, let's find my prey" Ino/Deidara said with an evil grin.
She knew about the huge Yaoi-collection outside of Shika's house, and expected to meet Sasuke there, hoping he'd fall in love with his/her new look.

Meanwhile, in the Akatsuki hideout:
"I sense Yaoi" Itachi whispered to himself. "Sasuke........"

[Hitsugaya Messenger]

Itachi decided that he wanted to see his brother fall in love, before he kills him.
So Itachi was on his way to Shika's house. Meanwhile, Ino/Deidara was looking for Sasuke, but instead found every guy in the leaf village except Sasuke and Naruto.
"Why me?" Ino/Deidara cried. Suddenly, Rock Lee ran up to him/her.
"You are the embodiment of the Springtime of Youth, will you be my boyfriend?" Lee asked.
Then, everyone hushed up for the star of the show had arrived. Sasuke was on stage.