If I was ____, then I'd _____

[Bleach]

Ok, so this game is simple. Since this is in Naruto forums use Naruto characters only please! :).

So, anyways, this is how it goes: Pick a person you would want to be from Naruto and then say something you would do if you were Naruto

Some examples:

If i was Naruto, then i would use my sexy jutsu to touch myself :3 lol :P
OR
If i was Jiraiya, then i would cut my long hair and donate it to wig companies :)

Lol something like that, now YOU try! :D Have fun

If you like this thread then feel free to rep me xD

[Theneonwind]

I Most likely spelled this wrong but I'm tired, be nice:

If I was Itachi I would look into the mirror with mangekyo sharingan just to see what would happen.

[Hoon ♥]

if i was orochimaru, id kill myself D:

[CrazyMoronX]

If I was Tsunade, I'd look at my own boobies. :nuts

If I was Jiraiya, I'd use my peeping skills to spy on Hinata and Tsunade! :jir_thumb

If I was Lee, I'd pimp out TenTen. :leepose

If I was Gai, I'd pimp out EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH!! :Gaipose

[Leanne]

If I was Sasuke, I'd kill Orochimaru.

[Hoon ♥]

LOL if i was a girl, who knows what ill do :amazed

[Kaizuka]

if i was Naruto il make so he isnt much of a Dumbass

oh yeh anyone like my new Avatar? its basicly Chopper from one piece dressed up as Naruto:laugh

[RyRyMini]

If I was Ino, I'd Mind Transfer to cheat on tests.

[Hoon ♥]

^ thats not how it works? xD

[Bleach]

lol nie ones so far

if i was chouji, id go on atkins diet :P

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was sakura, i would dye my hair black.

[SaintSeiya]

Hmm... If I was Naruto I'd go up to Hinata and ask her out on a date

simply because: My God... get together it's agonizing having to wait for them to get together... am I right?

If I was Shikamaru I'd ask out Temari

reason: How dense are you Shika? You know you like her!!

[Amaru]

If I were Sasuke I'd make out with Kabuto. (Hell yeah!)

[Marguerite Perrin]

If I were Kiba, I would rape Hinata :oh

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was kiba, i would fondle akimaru

[B]

If I was Kakuzu, I would rape Hidan. :oh

[~Zaxxon~]

If I was Hinata, then I could have a lot of fun just by myself....(wink, wink)

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

ii i was jaraiya, then i would have a pimp cain with a matching cup

[~Zaxxon~]

If I was Sasuke, I'd kill myself.:oh

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was naruto, then i would eat a lot of chicken

[~Zaxxon~]

If I was Rock Lee, I'd pwn your ass!!!!:nod

[Jenna Berry]

If I was Sakura I'd smex Naruto!!:yell

[huey253]

if i was oro i would kick kabuto's ass and get a better henchmen


...and i would holla at anko

[Sara]

If I was Sasuke, I'd pants myself infront of the world then kill myself.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if I was tsunade, I would have jounins cater to my sexually needs

[Onislayer123]

If I was oro id go MJ on sasuke

[Sara]

If I was Hinata, I'd lay off of Naruto and go to Kiba.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was kiba, i would stop engaging in beastiality

[Sara]

If I was Itachi, I'd go out with ClanKiller.:wink

[Kitsune]

if i was ramen girl I'd make Kakashi my love-slave

[Sara]

If I was Gai, I'd lose the bowl cut and spandex.

[huey253]

If I was Orochimaru I would ask myself "Why am I so sweet!?!" then I would say "I don't know!..but I love it!"

[Hideko]

If I were Rock Lee, then I'd get my eyebrows waxed.

[Rise Against713]

If i was naruto i'd tell hinata i don't love her:P

[Sara]

If I was Anko, I'd go eat some icecream.

[Podman77]

If I was Chouji I would Partial Mutli-Size my Shlong and then walk up to the Naruto chicks and ask If they would like to touch my 40ft Cock

[Sara]

If I were Ino, I'd blow up the flower shop

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were the 4th, i wouldn't have sacrificed myself

[Sara]

If I were Tsunade, I would of not became Hokage and let *drumroll* NEJI become Hokage!

[dummy plug]

If i was yondaime then girls will flock all over me! watakushiwa atsui!

[Sara]

If I were Sandaime, I'd still be alive.

[dummy plug]

If i was kankurou, id ues barbie dolls not sand puppets LOL

[Sara]

YOU STOLE MINE! :yell
Oh wellz... =P

If I were Gamabunta I'd pierce my tongue more.

[dummy plug]

if i were gamabunta id eat shinos bugs in one gulp LOL

[Colonel Angus]

If I was Gaara.. I'd take a nap

If I was Shika, I'd use Shadow Bind on Temari in some kinky ways

If I was Shino, I'd be in the back alley of the Academy

[Sara]

If I were Shino I'd be shiney.

[dummy plug]

if i were kabuto i'll get laid with tsunade

[Sara]

If I were Deidara I'd make out with my hands.:oh

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were anko, then i wouldn't dress so smexy

[dummy plug]

if i were kakashi id try to sleep with anko..

[Sara]

If I were Kakashi I would eat my shorts.

[dummy plug]

if i were kakashi id poke my sharingan out...LOL

[Sara]

If I were Iruka I'd eats Kakashi.

[dummy plug]

if i were naruto id drink ramen, not eat it lol

[Katta San]

If i were naruto, iw oudl use the sexy jutsu to screw around with the pervy sage.....heheheheheheheheheheheh

[XxSharingan_LegacyxX]

If I was Sasuke I'll shove a snake up Orochimaru's backside! smile-big

[XxSharingan_LegacyxX]

If I was Jiraiya I'd transform into a woman and walk into the woman's spa and enjoy the hell outta myself......if I don't nose-bleed to death! :nod

[dummy plug]

if i was hokage id marry temari...

[Sara]

If I was Kurenai I'd get a makeover

[XxSharingan_LegacyxX]

If i was Hokage I'd make female ninjas where more sexy ninja outfits!

[GrandTheftAutumn]

If I were Sakura, I'd die. :nuts

[dummy plug]

if i own a ramen store, id build it right infront of narut's apartment LOL

[Sara]

If I was Shika I'd get some takeout

[dummy plug]

if i were shika id live in a place near shadows, a tunnel etc...

[B]

If I were Jiraiya, I would be strokin my harbl. :oh

[Onislayer123]

If I was Hidan I'd do my ritual on the akatsuki leader.

[dummy plug]

if i were AL id kill oro myself...

[B]

..If I was the Akatsuki Leader, I would rape Hidan. Again.

[dummy plug]

if i were hidan, id make my own hair gel factory

[B]

If I were KWGoD, I would give a series of splinters to everybody.

[Gaara from the Desert]

If I were Tsunadi, I'd not send 5 genins to hunt down the Sound Four... duh...

[Sara]

If I were Gaara I'd change my diet.

[Spell]

if i was naruto i'd kick sasukes ass, and forget him

[Wolfy]

If I were Kimimaro, I wouldn't have joined forces with Orochimaru.

[gabha]

If I was Kodan, then I'd kick Karyu's ass.

[Chita]

If I was Tenten, then I'd like to make a new jutsu. :oh

[Turnip Girl]

If I were Orochi, then I'd smex up Kabuto because, well, we all know that that's what Orochi does. <3

[Sara]

If I were Pakkun I'd just rip Kakashi's ass of and runs for PRESIDENT!!!!

[Nekochan]

If I was Gaara, then I'd kill my teacher.

[Sara]

If I were Shino's insects I'd flea Akamaru

[whitecrowz]

If I were Kurenai, I'd have sex with myself
If I were Orochimaru, I'd smile because I'd love my voice
If I were Sandaime, I'd be dead
If I were Sasuke, I'd be really sad

[Sara]

If I were Sakura I'd grow my hair out longer to hide my forehead.

[Kakakashi]

If I were Sasori, I would join the Muppets. ^__^

[Hoon ♥]

If I were Sakura I'd grow my hair out longer to hide my forehead.

LOL shes got a huge forehead right?! xD

if i was kiba, that dog would be dead by now D:

[Sara]

If I were Sasori I'd get a time machine!

[beastofgaara]

if i was gaara everuone would be dead

[McDoogle]

If i were Naruto, i would treat the nine tails as a little pet that lives inside me and train him to kill anyone i want to.

[beastofgaara]

i i were shikamaru i would ace my semester exams

[Bleach]

Sweet, glad to see this popular already! xD

If i was Shikamaru, i would use my interllegence to rule this world!! xD

[Sara]

If I were Ino, I'd shave off the mustach

[Gaara from the Desert]

Ha-ha-ha ))) this thread is hilarious )))
If I were Naruto, I'd stop chasing Sakura and turn to someone who loves me - Hinata )))
If I were Sasuke - I'd stay in Konoha, or, better yet, train with Oro and than ditch him and come back to Konoha...
If I were Gaara - I'd wear fully black clothing... I'd make me look much cooler...

[Sara]

If I were Temari, my aim username would be FanGiRl178.

[Woozie]

If I was TenTen, I'd give myself a surname.

[Sara]

If I were Naruto I'd eat my vegetables. :sarc

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were sakura i would forget about sasuke and go after itachi

[Lycoris]

If I were Itachi I would force nail polish on Sasuke.

If I were Sakura I'd forget about Naruto/Sasuke/Itachi and court Shikamaru.

If I were Neji I'd abduct Hinata and make sure she forgets Naruto for good. (>3~)

If I were Tenten I'd wonder what the hell happened to me for the last seven years. I mean she has no past.o.o

[Hoon ♥]

if i were tenten, id give up being a ninja

and.. :ninja :nosebleed

[kagebushinnojutsu]

If i was Naruto I would use Kagebushins to find Orochimary(Sasuke's Hide out)
&
If i was Jiraya i would try to Kill Orochimaru for my rest of my existence

[Sara]

If I were Hinata, I'd lose the fugly hairstyle.

@Dmoney: That'd never happen!!>(

[Gaara from the Desert]

ClanKiller,
I see how you got so many posts in so little time )) You asnwer to any thread multiple times ))

[Sara]

Yee

If I were Gaara, I'd getthe sand out of my puss.:oh

[Gaara from the Desert]

ClanKiller,
Yep... that's exactly what I said on the last page...

[EXhack]

If I were the 4th Hokage I'd be pissed at all the fanfiction about me.

[Sara]

If I were Tobi, I wouldn't be much of a good boy.

[Smokes]

If I was Gaara, then I'd go see a shrink.

If I was Kankorou, then I'd stop letting Gaara push me around.

[Gaara from the Desert]

If I was Gaara, then I'd go see a shrink.

If I was Kankorou, then I'd stop letting Gaara push me around.

Ha-ha )) that'd be the last thing you did ))))))))

But, come on... Gaara stopped pushing everyone around after the battle with Naruto...

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were naruto, I would summon foxes

[Hoon ♥]

if i was shika, id take advantage of that shadow jutsu :jk

[naruhina26]

If I were Itachi, I would wear contacts

[General Mustang]

If i were Sasuke, i'd jump off a cliff

[Gaara from the Desert]

If i were Sasuke, i'd jump off a cliff

I'd be happy to assist )))

[Kakakashi]

If I were Naruto, I would choke on ramen.

[General Mustang]

If i were Sakura, i'd stop thinking about Sasuke 24/7

[RogueFox]

If I was any girl on Naruto....

I'd glomp Kakashi!
...and braid Kabuto's hair...:amuse

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was kiba i would have a pet squirrel

[Kitsune]

If I was Tsunade I would force Kakashi to take off his mask

...

Than I'd force him to do some other stuff

[MKashew]

If I were Kakashi I would use my Sharingan to scare kids.

And take their lunch money.

[mellow kirby]

If I was this thread's original poster,

i would have never made such a crappy topic. NEVER.

[Jaz-1]

If i was an admin, I'd close this thread just for fun

[Charlie]

If I was Hidan, then I'd sacrifice the guy above me for fun~
:knk

[beastofgaara]

if i were might guy i would lose the bowl cut

[Leanne]

If I were Kiba, I would rape Hinata :oh


KibaxHina FTW! :amuse

[Paracetamol Boy]

If I were a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

[Paperclips Within Sight]

If I was Sakura, then I'd commit suicide.

[Sara]

If I were Naruto, I'd become...THE O RLY OWL!!!!1
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j21/BTA_Chaff/O%20RLY/th_orly.jpg (http://s76.photobucket.com/albums/j21/BTA_Chaff/O%20RLY/?action=view&current=orly.jpg)
YA RLY!

[Maramusa]

If I were a Hokage, I'd ABUSE MY POWER IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY :kukuku

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was naruto, i would dress as elmo for halloween

[Crusaious27]

If I were Kiba, I'd fuck myself. :nuts

[Bleach]

^^ eewww masty much lol? xD

If I was Sakura, I would seduce Naruto and sex him xD

[HayateMugen]

lol this thread is funny XD.
Ok, i go with the flow...

If i were Naruto i would have sex with all girls.

[Sara]

If I were Oro, I'd rip my pants.

[TristinHyuga]

If i was naruto, I would ditch Konoha
If I was Jiraiya, I would go for Tsunade
If I was Yondaime, I would regret saving Konoha,Ditch It,and still go for Tsunade

[Windeath]

if i was Naruto i had sex with the girls then wipe out the village

[blackcenterpoint]

If I were Zabuza, I'd snatch kakashi's sharingan eye, and have Haku freeze it for me and then put it in the cafe latte that I enjoy so much... while staring at the eye ball I'd say, "whose your daddy now!?"

[Sara]

If I were Kisame I'd do something about my skin...

[Maramusa]

If I were deidara, I'd eat 3 meals at once (2 with the mouths on my hands :P)

[metronomy]

If I was bored, then I'd do this thread.

[GrandTheftAutumn]

If I were Orochimaru, I'd change my name to Micheal Jackson.

[Sasuke_Asakura]

If I was sasuke, then I'd kill itachi and leave oro.....:amuse :) :amuse :) :amuse :amuse

[Sara]

If I were AL, I'd treat my acne.

[B]

If I were AL, i'd hit CK for saying if she was me she would treat my acne. I look good in peircings you know! :mad



J/k.

[Sara]

Heheheheh If I were AL, I'd kill myself now before ClanKiller comes for me.
*ClanKiller's terror song plays*

[INSANITY]

If I was Tenten, I would kill Neji in his sleep for the fun of it. (Big NejiTen fan here!)

If I was Sasuke I would slap Orochimaru across the face.

If I was Lee I would change his clothes to something more pimpish.

If I was Sakura I would smack Sasuke across the face for being so stupid. (SasuSaku fan. Why doesn't he care?!?!?!?)

If I was Chouji I would go on a mega ass diet.

If I was Neji I would kill him/me for being an asshole as to what he says to everyone and Tenten. Then I'd go and be someone else as he reads the little note I left him:

Dear Neji,

Go ask Tenten out and if you don't, it will be the last fate/destiny shit day you ever speak of again. Or unless you want to see your kids, you better ask her out now.

Fuck you/Love you,
Silver_Dragon

[Gaara from the Desert]

Heh ))) pretty comical ))

[Sara]

If I were Tenten I'd put beads in Neji's hair.

[Mayangirl6]

If I were sane... oh, wait. This is a Naruto topic. Dah hur hur. If I was sane, I wouldn't say stupid stuff like I just did.

If I was Hinata, I'd admit to myself that I'm a pathetic little runt who needs to die, help Lee and Sakura hook up, and then do the world a favor and kill myself. Slowly and painfully.

If I was Sakura, I'd bitch-slap Sasuke and realize how cool Rock Lee was. (LeeSaku fan, here. LEESAKU NEEDS LOVE!)

If I was Ino, I'd give Sasuke the middle finger, and run off to rape Naruto. (...NaruIno! ^^)

If I was STILL Ino, I'd use Mind Transfer on Sasuke, dress him in a long, flowy dress (preferably sparkly and/or pink), then walk around Konoha, smiling disturbingly at everyone.

If I was Shikamaru, I'd take permanent sleep pills. Life is too troublesome! (No, that was not an anti-Shika statement. But think about it...!)

If I was Sasuke, I'd sing "Hollaback Girl". Loudly and all the time. And every once in a while, I'd say, "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-FOR-MA-TION! and snap my fingers accordingly.

If I was Kabuto... I'd ditch Orochimaru and go out with Mayangirl6. (Yeah. I'm a Kabutard.)

[Sara]

If I were Kabuto I'd eat Oro.

[Bleach]

If I was Itachi, I would ride on Kisame's back in the ocean :3

[Neji33]

If I was Ino I would dress Emo and hate the world and do Kiba

If I was Naruto I would give the series to Neji and then kill myself

If I was Sasuke I wait I am not that emo/gay

[B]

Heheheheh If I were AL, I'd kill myself now before ClanKiller comes for me.
*ClanKiller's terror song plays*

If I were ClanKiller, i'd know better then to actually go near the AL in which that I said I was to treat my acne when it clearly was peircings and get hit by the AL I said I was to be myself and myself saying i'd hit CK because she said she- ijrgjewtgpowtgwpfkpjtei *explodes*.






xD

[Demonic Shaman]

If I was Hidan, then I'd remove my head to spy at the girl's bath house

[Sara]

If I were Tobi, I'd cover my whole body in figerprints.

@B- I'm e-married to AL anyway so there XDDDD

[Bleach]

If i was naruto, i would use rasengan to kill all the bad poeple in dis world! :D

[Sara]

If I were Kakashi, I'd grow my hair out loooooong like a rock star!

[Fenrir]

If I was sasuke i'd shoot myself

[KentaLjung]

If I was Asuma, I'd ask kurenai why she wairs toiletpaper with only one piece of cloth for her left arm..then probably buy her a dress...or something fitting

[Sara]

If I were Shikamaru I'd see a doctor and fast.

[Saosin]

If I was Shikamaru then I'd bang Ino.

(:

[Bleach]

lol :P

If I was Ino, I would bang shikamaru!! GAH!! INO IS SHEMALLEE!!! DDD:

[Sara]

If I were Kyuubi, I'd bang shippo.:oh

[naruhina26]

If I was Ck, I`ll eat foods

[dummy plug]

if i were kakuzu id kill hidan

[Sara]

If I were Shino I'd eat me a sammich

[Zmunkee]

if i wuz sasuke i would kill sakura then laugh in inos face because i just killed her best friend like a jerk and then shed slap me and then id kill her!

[Ramensensei]

If I were Hinata I'd get over Naruto >.>

If I were Sakura I'd get it on with Naruto =D

[basye]

if I was sasuke I'd tap sakura

[Sara]

If I were Hinata, I'd put swirlies on my checks to be just like Chouji!

[Purgatory]

If I was Neji, I would've kicked Naruto's ass before he could even lay a finger on me in the Chuunin Exams (And tap Tenten)

If I was Naruto I'd hit it (Hinata, of course)

If I was Itachi, I would just kill Sasuke for good

If I was Sasuke/Sai, I'd kill myself

[Sara]

If I were Neji, I'd invent 360o glasses!

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were kakashi i would have my mask permantly fixed to my face

[Mekkan]

if i were naruto i wouldnt be dumb as him and do rasengan with kagebunshin and also not just use rasengan and kagebunshin but learn something new or make something new and train so he gets strong and more speed, and learn to not fall in to genjutsu when he doesnt have missions.. his an total idiot

[dummy plug]

if i were clan killer id use my old avatar...its cuter than her neji avatar...

[Bleach]

Gah! I was gone so long this thread was about 2 diee!! D:::

If i was Naruto, i would use kage bunshin jutsu to defeat the gangsters in my skewl! xD

[GrandTheftAutumn]

If I was Neji, I'd go gay and use my Byakugan to spy on all the guys in their bathroom! :D


So in other words, I'd be a gay Neji. :nod

[Mayangirl6]

If I was the person that posted before me, I'd know that Neji is already gay. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already done that! (Joking. Kind of.)

If I was Chouji, then I'd belly-flop into the water every time I saw a pool. And I'd make sure to soak everyone within half a mile's reach.

[Nadav-Kun]

If I was Sasuke, then I'll beat the hell outta myself

[Mider T]

I was Shikamaru, then I'd dress in two layers of clothes, use shadow posession on 'certain people', and strip one layer of my clothes lol

[Bleach]

^ Thats a nice idea lol xD

[ZeRaF]

If I were Sai i would decorate my room with 'penis'

[Dave]

if i was stephanie then id'e live in lazytown FOR REAL

[Sara]

If I were Slim Shady, I'd stand up now.

[Telling Lies]

If I was Hinata, I would smack myself.

[darkviper]

if i were naruto i would ask hinata out.

[NinjasVsPirates]

If I was Kimimaro I would make 'boner' jokes

(sorry if someone already said this...

[Misa Amane]

If I were Orochimaru,I'd ride on a plane and shot Samuel L. Jackson!

[ZeRaF]

if i was tonton id take upskirt photos of Shizune

[competitionbros]

if i were Naruto, Sasuke, or Sakura then i'd proceed to kill myself

[Rezo]

If I was Might Guy, I'd go on "Queer Eye for the Might Guy". The bowl cut, thick eyebrows, and green jumpsuit gives him the appearance of the bastard spawn of Toadstool & Wario who's been shopping with Luigi. If I was to see him in the street, I'd point and laugh- then proceed to RUN FOR MY LIFE! I'm still impressed by Might Guy's skill level, though. Highly underrated character, in my honest opinion.
If I was Rock Lee... Refer to prior comment on Might Guy.
Super mushroom + Rock Lee = Might Guy < --- hit by Hammer Bro. = Rock Lee

[Sara]

@RenaissanceManhattanite: :rofl

If I were Sasuke I'd change my name to 'Shady Guy'

[Maramusa]

If I were Lee/Gai, then I'd enjoy the springtime of YOUTH :yell

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were the sound five instead of following oro, i would start a band and do tours around the narutoverse to raise money faster than the akatsuki could. Then i would rule the world because of my enormous revenue

[Sara]

If I were Chiyo I'd put on some deodorants now.

[changwoo]

If I was a shuriken, I would kill my user.

[Sara]

If I were Kakashi I'd run for president.

[changwoo]

If I was Orochimaru, I would eat dinner from my room.

[Sara]

If I was Oreochimaru, I'd stick my tongue up my nose. Then up my ass. Then pull it out back through my mouth.

[changwoo]

If I was Sakura, I would sign up for FBI, as a healer.

[Sara]

If I were a spork, I'd have sex with myself.

[changwoo]

If I was Neji, I could do all my classwork at home.

[dummy plug]

if i were kiba id feed akamaru with alpo dogfood...

[Sara]

If I were Kakashi I'd cut my hair like Gai's.





wtf

[♥Akako♥]

If I was Itachi I would kill sasuke. :oh

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was sasuka i would find some other way to amuze myself rather than wait for sasuke, like take a liking towards ino for example.

[Sara]

If I were Chouji I'd dress up as Santa and sneak into Disney World and eat all their candies and get me some free stuff.

[Evi]

If I were Kisame, I'd go back with my brotherly fish!

[KentaLjung]

If I was naruto Id make harem no jutsu for my own benefit...then commit suicide.

[Sara]

If I were Kisame, I'd eat my fingers and see if they taste gewd.

[KentaLjung]

If I were Kisame, I'd eat my fingers and see if they taste gewd.

haha thats a good one!

[Sara]

:clap

If I were Shino I'd open a flea circus.

[charcoalwing]

If I were Sasuke, then I'd confess my love to Naruto.
(The sasunaru is overwhelming *__*)

[changwoo]

If I was Sasuke, I wouldn't have to pay for electricity.

[charcoalwing]

If I was Itachi, then I'd be able to take over the world

[changwoo]

If I was Naruto, I would be able to go to school, sleep, play outside, watch TV, surf the internet, make money, etc. using Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i was naruto i would find some way to convince sakura to be mine with shadow clones( constantly appearing and being nice, massages,kisses,chocolates,etc..)

[changwoo]

If I was TenTen, I would go participate in an archery tournament.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were ino i would call sakura a new name like annoying whore

[changwoo]

If I was Kakuzu, I would be the world's best doctor.

[Ikke AshLEE]

If I were Kabuto, I'd try to evolve into Kabutops.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

if i were oro i would worry about mating season rather than sasuke

[Ikke AshLEE]

If I were Hinata, I'd chase after a less in-demand guy like Kiba.
(NaruHina's still pretty cute, though)

[Sara]

If I were Kiba, I'd become vegetarian.

Why?

I am vegetarian

:laugh

:nuts

:loool

[Dave]

what if sasuke was ishida?

[Sunuvmann]

If I was Gaara, then I'd kill each and every one of you guys and impregnate all the females because I am the smexykage and you are all there just to please me.

[Ikke AshLEE]

If I were Jiraiya, I'd write BL porn to freak out my regular readers.

[DragonJ]

If I were Shikamaru, I would get some hot Temari loving.

It disappoints me that each time I read the topic of this thread, I can only think dirty thoughts.

[Maramusa]

If I was Sakura, I'd do something usefull FOR A CHANGE :yell

[Louchan]

If I was Hinata I would get myself a spine.

[_allismine_]

If I was Shikamaru, I'd let my hair down. :3

[Katta San]

If i were hokage, I would close the village, and kill everyone in the world.

[Maramusa]

If I was Itachi, I'd use mangekyou for non-battle purposes :wink

Nah, just kiddin' I'm no perv :P

[Bleach]

Zopmg dont let this diee! xD sorry i back had noobie finals

If i was shikamaru, i would use my smartness to pass da skewl :3

[beastofgaara]

if i were kankuro i would use crow and all my other puppets to do all my chores

another thing: just reading this crap makes my mind wander into places it shouldnt so quit bein so dang pervy

[Bleach]

hmm..

if i was tsunade, i would touch my self :D

[Lavi]

If I was Temari I'd touch evry girl I'd see in The hot Springs :jk lol

[makeoutparadise2]

If I was KIBA, then I'd eat my dog

[_allismine_]

If I was Tenten, I would glomp Neji.

[Kire Sagara]

If I were choji, i would use the partial expansion justu on my *censored*!!!

[Shiari]

If I were Sasuke, then I'd give Orochimaru the finger and leave sound. XD

[Windeath]

if i were naruto then i would figure out hinata likes me

[Michael Jordan]

if i were you i would figure out this post is G*y

[Yuna Senna]

If I was Sasuke I would revive the Uchiha Clan with a bunch of women. XD

If I was Sakura I would rape Sasuke. (You can't rape the willing) >_>

[_allismine_]

If I were Deidara, I'd fuck Tobi.

[Bleach]

if i was chouji, i would eat every last particle in my house =3

[fagget_br]

if i was sasuke i would bang ino/sakura and have threesomes and also try to bang tsunade

[Kagura615]

If I were Sasuke, I'd straighten my hair.

[Darth Payne]

If I was Deidara, I'd #18 the Hidden Sound.

[Dango]

If I was Jiraiya, I'd fuck Tsunade's brains out.

[kana]

If I was Sakura I would rape Sasuke. (You can't rape the willing) >_>

Yep. :nod

If I was Sakura, then I'd make sure that I bear Sasuke's children.

>.>

<.<

[Colest]

Bunch o perverts...

If I were Shikamaru, I'd make good use of my shadow tendrils at the next Chuunin Exam (for those who don't get it, your dumb)

If I were Rock Lee, I'd never go drinking with my buddies

If I were Neji, I'd quit bitching

If I were Sasuke, I'd quit bitching

If I were Sakura, I'd quit bitching

If I were Sasori, I'd raze Konoha to the ground

If I were Naruto, I'd live at the Ramen Shop


etc...

[milesprowler]

if i was neji i would have a hell of a good time