Naruto Vending Machine Game

[Beau Logan]

Okay, old e-game. But I didn't see it on here.

Gameplay- It's real easy. Just use ** to *put in coin* then the person below you will go like- You get a (*insert insane Naruto item*)

Example-

*Puts in Coin*

You get...A life time supple of Kakashi's porn we stole from him!

*puts in coin*

*Puts in coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

The vending machine shivers in excitement over the fact that it has been almost a year since anyone inserted anything into it...and spits out Konohamaru!

*insert back Konohamaru*

[Goongasnootch]

The vending machine spits out... A sound file!

Wait. I mean...

The vending machine spits out... Rock Lee's left shoe!

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

the vending machine spits out....temari's panties

* puts in coin*

[Sasori]

the vending machine says: http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/8824/milhouseht4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ZensetsuDoKDo]

The Machine spits out Limited edition sakura-orgasm-in-a-bottle

Puts coin

[Maramusa]

The machine spits out: Zabuza's Greatsword!

*inserts coin*

[Beau Logan]

Teh vending machine laughs at you as it spits out...NEIJI'S EYE CONTACTS!

*puts in coin*

[DeepThought]

You get Naruto's expired milk.

*Insert Rupee*

[Panic Attack]

the vending machine gives you....garra's secret magic carpet

*puts in coin*

[UzumakiYondaime]

vending machine spits your coin back out

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The vending machine gives you: A kunai.

*puts in coin*

[Mello]

The vending machine gives you Naruto's frog wallet( to bad theres no money in it though)

*puts in coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

Vending Machine asks me to stopping putting in coins...there was no such rule in the last time!

I comply...

*insert bottle cap*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get a gay pirate who rapes dolphins

*Puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

*insert bottle cap*

The vending machine gives you: A bottle cap.

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get aquaman battle for atlantis the worst game for the third gen


*Puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

the vending machine gives you....a broken katana.

*puts in coin*

[Mello]

You get = a leaf village headband

*puts in a string*

[RyRyMini]

The machine coughs at the string, but spits out one of Temari's hair ties.

*places coin inside*

[aznrockdrummer]

the machine explodes due to the fact that too many coins were put in; itachi and oro, holding arms, run up, holding arms, then break in tears. then you find it was all genjustu and you get 2 coins back

*puts in 2 coins*

[Blind Itachi]

machine keeps both of them gives you plain air...

*kicks machine cause he doesn't have money*

[Kakuzu]

The vending machine gives you a kick in retaliation.

*puts in a coin*

[RyRyMini]

The sound of metal being mangled comes from the machine, and half of a Mist headband pops out.

*places bits of Ino's hair into the machine*

[Kakuzu]

Nothing comes out of the machine since Ino's hair is not a regularly accepted currency.

*puts in a coin*

[Panic Attack]

the vending machine gives you....neji's bloody head on a plate.

*puts in a banana*

[Smokes]

the vending machine gives you a scrap of paper that reads "Use COINS dammit!"

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

it gives you...tsunade's bra.

*puts in a coin*

[Smokes]

Gives you a complimentary bottle of Akatsuki nail polish.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: a Tony the Tiger memorial sticker.

*puts in a coin*

[DeathRose]

you get: the two bloody heads of sasuke's parents

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: A Hokage hat.

*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

you get: one duck taped demon wind shuriken (caution: broken)

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Your own personal Yondaime.

*puts in a coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

You get...Haku's corpse!

*put in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....an akatsuki robe.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you a brand new puppet!

*puts in a coin*

[Panic Attack]

the machine gives you a....naruhina collectible plate.

*puts in a coin*

[ZensetsuDoKDo]

Give you a small sack of gaara's sand...

Puts in coin..

[Maramusa]

You get, Gaara's sand, and a note that reads:
"CONGRATULATIONS, You've won Gaara's homocidal sand! You've got three seconds to live :)"

*puts S.O.S-note in the machine*

[Panic Attack]

the machine gives you a note that says...."i don't rescue people"

*puts in a coin*

[Maramusa]

You get an explosive tag!

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....two exploding notes.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Orochimaru's favorite snake.

*puts in a coin*

[Maramusa]

The vending machine gives you Anko's fishnet shirt!

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Gamabunta's giant pipe.

*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

The machine gives you, A KICK IN THE NUTS! (or a kick in the slit if you're a girl, yes, i AM emancipated :wink)

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get raped my mj.


*Puts in venom*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you nothing because venom is not a regularly accepted currency.

*puts in coin*

[Ramentastic]

you get gaara's eyeliner!
*inserts coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: One of Gai's outfits.

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get death and venom

*puts in coin*

[Tonberry King]

YOU GET ROCK LEE'S LEGWARMERS!
(i think that's right)

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....garra's gourd with graffiti on it.

* puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Itachi's drugs.

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get a trip to hell.

*put in diamond*

[Kakuzu]

Some idiot tried to put a diamond in the coin slot.
The diamond doesn't fit, so I keep it.

*puts in a coin*

[Kitsune]

You get Naruto's frog wallet

*puts in coin*

[Beau Logan]

You get...Kakashi's sweaty gym clothes.

*Puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

you get a copy of icha icha paradise

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get a....bottle of akatsuki finger nail polish.

* puts in a coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get shit.


* puts in naruto*

[Kitsune]

You get a box of 3 food pills from Chouji

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: all of Tsunade's IOUs.

*puts in a coin*

[Kitsune]

You get: Konohamaru's four-leaf clover

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

The machine stuffs all 3 food pills in you at the same time.


* puts in gay pirate*

[Kakuzu]

The machine doesn't give you anything since gay pirates are not regularly accepted currency.

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get a fly

*puts in coin 2.0*

[Panic Attack]

you get....kakashi's nin dogs( version 2.0)

*puts in a coin)

[Kitsune]

You get Gaara's teddy bear

*puts in coin

[Johnny Turbo]

You get naruto poster and 100 bucks

*puts in naruto diamond *

[Kakuzu]

Once again, someone tried to put a diamond in the coin slot.
I keep the diamond.

*puts in a coin*

[Beau Logan]

You get Gai and Tsunade's secret adult video from Radio Shack.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....an orochimaru plushie that says " i hate your guts"

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you the special addition Orochimaru plushie that says, "I love snakes!"

*puts in a coin*

[DeathRose]

you get two of tsunade's bras

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get garra doll that really kills you

*Puts in naruto*

[DeathRose]

vending machined spits out naruto and says: " i hate yellow haired brats who think they are so good, so f**k you"

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

You get: a better childhood.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get...zabuza's sword( broken)

* puts in a coin*

[DeathRose]

you get one of karasu's severed arms

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

you get nothing


*Puts in hinata head cause shes a bitch.*

[Kakuzu]

The machine ressurects Hinata, then it rapes dog247's mother.

*puts in a coin*

[DeathRose]

you get a hand with a katana that chops off hinata's head again, ( because she a loser) and gives it to me

*puts in hinata's head*

[Beau Logan]

You get: A Prozac

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get a cd of chalk scratchs.

*Puts in hinata head cause shes a bitch and don't care about my mom.*

[Panic Attack]

you get...kakashi's fav. copy of icha icha....

* puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

you get one neji bloody head ( because hes way too emo)

*puts in a coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get 1 millon dollars but with taxes it 1 dollar enjoy.

*Puts in hinata head cause shes a bitch and don't care about my mom.*

[Kakuzu]

The machine resurrects Hinata, then sends you to prison where you are summarily raped.

*puts in a coin*

[Beau Logan]

You get a seat in the back of the class with Naruto.

*Puts in coin*

[Mello]

you get Gaaras Gourd

*puts in sand*

[DeathRose]

you get a magic katana that kills hinata permantly, making here not able to be revived


*puts in Temari's panties*

[Kakuzu]

The machine resurrects Hinata. Then the machine sodomizes you and your entire family.

*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

the machine spits out the coin at 1000 mph at you and you fly away and ending up hitting hinata, who breaks all her bones

*puts in boneless hinata*

[Kakuzu]

The machine heals Hinata. Then it gives you AIDS.

*puts in coin*

[Rise Against713]

You get a dead hinata doll:)
*puts in hinatas head *

[Kakuzu]

You get Sakura's head.

*puts in coin*

[Rise Against713]

nothing
*puts in sakura head*

[DeathRose]

you get one of hinata's dildo

*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

you get one of hinata's dildos

*puts in coin*

[Rise Against713]

hinatas liver
*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

this goes to OniReitei: you get ones of asuma's condom

*puts in zabuza's dildo*

[Mello]

You get Kakashis mask

*puts in a coin*

[Rise Against713]

Bag o dog crap
*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

you get dust

*puts in coin*

[Rise Against713]

You get dust
*puts in dust*

[Jackal&Casull]

Pickachu pops out and shocks your balls with chidori and jacks the rest of your money

*puts in coin*

[Rise Against713]

Lighting strikes your balls
*puts in coin*

[Mello]

You get Choji's potato chips

*puts in a dollar*

[Rise Against713]

U get gaara plush doll
*Puts in coin*

[aznrockdrummer]

the coin was secretly loaded with explosive and you blow up konoha

*puts in all of my coins*

[Rise Against713]

Vending machine explodes and kills you
*puts in coin*

[Mello]

you get a filler episode

*puts in a monkey*

[Rise Against713]

U die for giving me more fillers
*puts in coin*

[iriseyes]

You get postspam: all things come full circle.

*puts in coin*

[narusakuluv]

you get....nothing, cuz the machine likes to eat coins

*puts coin in*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: An Itachi sock puppet.

*puts in coin*

[Osaka•§an]

The Machine gives you artichoke soup

*Puts a Quarter in*

[Panic Attack]

the machine spits the quarter back at you...

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you Ichiraku ramen.

*puts in coin*

[DeathRose]

you get plushie of itachi that says: "u suck hahahaha"


*puts in coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

You get...Deidara's arm!

*put in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine laughs at people who give Null reps.

*puts in coin*

[Treima]

You get Orochimaru's Kusanagi! I would suggest giving it back...

*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

The machine gives you reps :clap

*puts in coin*

[Treima]

You get Konoha's secret scroll of forbidden techniques!

*puts in coin*

[darklinnah]

:wtf You get a Gaara plushie!


*puts in lots of coins*

[Maramusa]

YOu get back the rosetta stone!

*inserts steroïds*

[Treima]

You get food pills! Like steroids, but in a crunchy easy-to-chew tablet!

*puts in coin*

[Mello]

You get a rice ball

* puts in a button*

[Maramusa]

The machine gives you a razor blade, go cut your wrists or something :notrust

*insert coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: some Chinese food!

*puts in a coin*

[Kitsune]

You get a pack of ciggarettes from Asuma

*puts in coin

[DeathRose]

you get gamakichi who jacks all yo money

*puts in coin*

[I_Love_Tobi]

The machine spits out Deidara's missing-right-arm!

*Inserts coin*

[DeathRose]

you get one kisame severed head

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get.....kakuzu's head dress

*puts in a coin*

[DeathRose]

you get one of temari's brand name bras, (wow extra extra large!!!!)

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Gai's toothpaste.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

the machine gives you....a hokage hat.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Anko.

*puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

Shino-style sunglasses

*puts in coin

[Wolfy]

The machine gives you a drawing by Kishimoto of Kakashi....shirtless

*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

The machine gives you Kakashi's shirt, Kishimoto forgot it :P

*inserts coin*

[Treima]

You get a small bird made of explosive clay! I'd be careful carrying that...

*puts in coin*

[♥Akako♥]

The machine gives you a NaruHina Doujinshi comic

*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

The Machine gives you a sharingan-eyeball!

*inserts coin*

[Treima]

The machine spits out Tayuya's flute! Be careful playing that...

*puts in penny*

[Maramusa]

The machine spits back the penny, BLIMEY! They aren't accepting British currency, they aren't! Get some bloody dollars, but after tea-time mind you :P

*puts in Euro*

[Sikekiz]

The machine spits out the secret to destroying the fillers.

*puts in coin*

[Hatake Kakashi]

The Machine gives you the bloody rock that crushed Obito.

*Puts in coin*

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

you have a portal that warps you to the narutoverse

*put in coin*

[Sikekiz]

The Machine gives you some anime hatemail

*puts in coin*

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

you get a ramen flavor sports bar for convienent travel

*put in coin*

[rizahatake]

The machine gives you a signiture of Naruto, which doesn't looks like a signiture at all.

*put in coin*

[Blue Rose]

You get Akamaru
*puts in coin*

[♥Akako♥]

The machine gives you Gamabunta.

*puts in coins*

[Renegade Raine]

You get a pair of Kisame's boxers, which still has his scent on them.

Rawr.

*inserts 1 gil*

[crumbofkonoha]

The machine drops out a book at your feet titled "1000 and 1 Penis Jokes, and When to Use Them" written by Sai.

*puts in a wrinkled dollar bill*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

You get...a random glomping fangirl!:glomp

*put in coin*

[Tonberry King]

you get ...KYUUBI!

*puts in
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000 dollar coin*

[Panic Attack]

the machine explodes from the overload of currency.

*fixes machine and puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Orochimaru's tongue.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

the machine clogs and yells at you to quit putting stupid shit in the machine.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: A Naruto cookie.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....an anbu mask.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: An ANBU tattoo. (washable)

*puts in coin*

[ninjakid319]

the machine gives you a bag of Akamaru's dog nuggets



*puts in a coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....kakashi's nin dogs.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Naruto's milk (don't drink; expired a month ago)

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....hinata's jacket

*puts in a coin*

[♥Akako♥]

You get a Anko picture.

*puts in a coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....itachi's robe.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: A limited edition Tenten kunai.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....naruto's headband.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Gamabunta's family album.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....tsunade's bra.

*puts in a coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

You get...chicken noodle soup!

*insert coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get...sandaime's pipe.

*puts in a coin*

[Maramusa]

You get a wig, rejoice!

*inserts coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: your own hidden village.

*puts in coin*

[Lonely Soul]

And you get to see me post: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/LonelyClover/sakusaysusuk.gif :D lol j/k

*puts in coin*

[Tonberry King]

you get....... RAMEN FLAVORED BUBBLEGUM!BAZOOKA-ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM!

*puts in Sai's penis*

[KOJ]

you get kyuubi chakra

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get a sword.




*puts in coin*

[Tonberry King]

you get an alarm clock and the alarm is naruto and sasuke singing the fun song


*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Pakkun's shampoo.

*puts in coin*

[Tonberry King]

u get pakkun's turd collection

*pic(puts in coin)*

[Kakuzu]

He has a collection...?

The machine gives you: Akamaru's chew toy.

*puts in coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

Comes out...a really bad Naruto filler! Oh wait that's right...YOU'LL GET THAT NO MATTER WHAT CHOICE YOU MAKE~!! Muhahahahahaha~!

*insert coin*

[Kakuzu]

LoL
The machine gives you: Another thread about when fillers will end!

*puts in coin*

[Johnny Turbo]

You get this to use this any time http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/051107.jpg


*puts in coin*

[Temari_Twin]

vending machine spits out a Jiraiya 's lastest book

-Puts in coin-

[Bad Pornography]

You get +8000 rrep. (or not)

*coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Naruto's old goggles.

*puts in coin

[Lonely Soul]

You get a one year supply of SASUKE juice! 8} http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l32/PAC-NV/Sasuke-Sakura/SasuSaku%20Graphics/ss-graphic42.jpg


*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

WTF, Sasuke juice?

The machine gives you: an idea.

*puts in coin*

[Lonely Soul]

An idea! Awesome! I wish my mind would tell me the idea though. D:

You get FREE dancing lessons from Kabuto & Orochimaru! :D http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6405/dancewhitey30jqoc1.gif

*puts in coin*

[aznrockdrummer]

you get oro pringles- stacking snakes... and get bitten... and die

puts in head

[Lonely Soul]

You get Orochimaru's face! http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/927/orochimaru0271fq0rz8.gif

*puts in coin*

[Blue Rose]

You get Haku's mask
*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Kabuto's corpse.

*puts in coin*

[Blue Rose]

You get Inari's hat
*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Inari's Crossbow of Doom.

*puts in coin*

[Treima]

You get an autographed picture of Team 7!

*puts in coin*

[Tsuneharu]

You get Rasengan in a bottle. For those days when you just want to f*** someone up.

*puts in coin*

[Blue Rose]

You get the hair Sakura cut off

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: A miniature collectible Temari's fan.

*puts in coin*

[Kurosaki]

You get a Kyuubi Naruto plushie

*puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

you get Lee's green unitard

*puts in coin

[Sikekiz]

You get... a new vending machine Now with more filler content!

*Reluctently (?) puts in coin...*

[Kitsune]

you get an onbaa

*puts in coin

[Kurosaki]

You get a replica of the Kusanagi sword

*puts in a coin*

[Sikekiz]

You get an Oro brand purple robe-belt!

*puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

You get Tsunade's necklace

*puts in coin

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Asuma's lighter.

*puts in coin*

(I'll rep you back when it lets me)

[Kurosaki]

You receive Naruto's goggles

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Jiraiya's booze.

*puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

You get Shikamaru's bong :huh

*puts in coin

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Hinata's diary.

*puts in coin*

[Kitsune]

You get Jiraiya's binoculars

*puts in coin

[Kurosaki]

You receive a limited edition copy of Icha Icha Tactics:kukuku

*puts in coin*

[Oahgneg]

you get: Tsunade's 3rd nipple!

*puts in a coin*

[Lonely Soul]

You get to see Neji and Naruto gettin' it on! :p http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8342/eewnm7.gif


*puts in coin*

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

You get...an unlimited supply of 'Icha Icha' book series!!

*put in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....jiraiya's summoning contract scroll.

*puts in a coin*

[KOJ]

you get 300 variations of sexy no jutsu

*put's in a coin*

[Maramusa]

You get a life-long membership of the NaruHina Gold FC, congrats :)

*puts in coin*

[Vampire Hunter D]

You get a sword and shield.


*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

You get Akamaru's chewy toy

*puts in coin*

[Vampire Hunter D]

You get a scroll with the rasengan-no-jutsu on it.


*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Kankuro's puppet collection.

*puts in coin*

[Maramusa]

You get a life-long supply of PWNCAKES, Pwned, n00b!

*puts in coin*

[Saurus]

*Gets a hundred part2 pictures to spoil u xD*

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: a filler.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....kisame's hat.

*puts in a coin*

[Katzeyezs]

gives you a Hinata plushie complete with blushing action

*puts in coin*

[Saurus]

u get Gaara's smelly clothes

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Neji's hair brush.

*puts in a coin*

[Katzeyezs]

(guess i'm doing laundry tonight then huh)

you get a bowl of plastic ramen

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....a bowl of ramen.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: Lee's leg weights.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....kankuro's cat hat.

*puts in a coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: the identity of the AL.

*puts in coin*

[Panic Attack]

you get....the identity of the blue-haired member of akatsuki.

*puts in a coin*

[Kurosaki]

You receive the forbidden scroll of sealing

*puts in coin*

[Kakuzu]

The machine gives you: a miniature Sasori puppet.

*puts in coin*

[Vampire Hunter D]

You get a Wolverine action figure!


*puts in coin*

[Kurosaki]

You receive the scroll of Hiraishin no Jutsu.

*puts in coin*