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Emery
10-24-2006, 05:04 AM
Who winz!?!?!



Jessica Alba ;]]]

omg laser pew pew!
10-24-2006, 05:05 AM
No competition

Alba > Spears Prime + Beyonce Prime + Hilton Prime + Aguiliera Prime + Simpson Prime

ZergKage
10-24-2006, 05:12 AM
Alba gets my vote

Gaelek_13
10-24-2006, 10:25 AM
Jessica Alba would beat-the-living-snot out of her!

Nice Gai
10-24-2006, 10:29 AM
Alba has been Dark Angel and Sue Storm she gets my vote.

Rice Ball
10-24-2006, 10:29 AM
Billy Piper > Jessica Alba

Shogun
10-24-2006, 10:32 AM
rice ball has gone insane, thanks world!

uncanny_sama
10-24-2006, 10:35 AM
jessica alba

no contest win

shed dark angel simpsons ass all over the place

and then have sweet lesbien sex and make pics and send those to my email

Rice Ball
10-24-2006, 10:38 AM
rice ball has gone insane, thanks world!

Pfft i was never sane!
Just a different taste i guess, i remember watching the Music video to 'Honey to the B' and thinking 'Damm when did she turn hot!'

I'll post some pictures a little later, at work at the moment and they would set off the porn alarms if i did it here.

uncanny_sama
10-24-2006, 10:40 AM
Billy Piper > Jessica Alba


WTFBBQ??!11??!

Nice Gai
10-24-2006, 10:42 AM
jessica alba

no contest win

shed dark angel simpsons ass all over the place

and then have sweet lesbien sex and make pics and send those to my email

When this happens can you send it to me? Also Crazymoron as well I know he would like it too.

Giovanni Rild
10-24-2006, 10:44 AM
All of them gets hit by a bus. Traffic Accident FTW!!

Rice Ball
10-24-2006, 10:44 AM
WTFBBQ??!11??!

Holy overreaction Batman!

uncanny_sama
10-24-2006, 10:45 AM
Holy overreaction Batman!

quick! to the batmobile robin!

Rice Ball
10-24-2006, 10:51 AM
quick! to the batmobile robin!

Holy bill of rights, Batman!
Are we Kidnapping Jessica Alba?

el MoFo
10-24-2006, 10:57 AM
quick! to the batmobile robin!

Boy Wonder is on his way batman :nod

Jh1stgen
10-24-2006, 11:00 AM
THis is no contest ..

Jessica Alba for teh win

el MoFo
10-24-2006, 11:02 AM
ohh yeah, forgot to say

jessica alba > jessica simpson

Jackal Iscariot
10-24-2006, 11:02 AM
Dark Angel > chemical toilet

Alba ftw :sag

Giovanni Rild
10-24-2006, 11:08 AM
I'm still voting for the bus

Id
10-24-2006, 11:23 AM
Alaba (I have a thing for morenitas.....)

Sasori
10-24-2006, 11:28 AM
Alba by a curbstomp.

Renegade
10-24-2006, 05:21 PM
Jessica simpson. She's way hotter.

Id
10-24-2006, 05:26 PM
Jessica simpson. She's way hotter.

Well Alba is “MY” bitch, while Simpson is “Everyone’s Bitch.

Who wants chicken of the sea.:nuts

Renegade
10-24-2006, 05:31 PM
Jessica Simpson is playing you all. She's not as dumb as she makes herself out to be. :wink

MuNaZ
10-24-2006, 05:37 PM
Jessica Alba....

Id
10-24-2006, 05:41 PM
Jessica Simpson is playing you all. She's not as dumb as she makes herself out to be. :wink

Chicken of the Sea……………………………..!!!:kblush

Renegade
10-24-2006, 05:55 PM
Chicken of the Sea……………………………..!!!:kblush
Ditsy, not necessarily stupid.

Now Ashlee Simpson is a completely different story. :faint

Emery
10-24-2006, 09:32 PM
JESSICA SIMPSON!?!?!?


YOU PICKED JESSICA SIMPSON!?!?!?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


You lack all signs of good judgement!

http://static.flickr.com/74/197854842_0e83fcdd7c_m.jpg

That is NOT hawt!

She looks like Joan Rivers with downs.

mustang
10-24-2006, 09:38 PM
Have you seen Employee of the month? Alba wins with ease.

Purgatory
10-24-2006, 09:56 PM
Alba wins this and anally rapes Simpson with a dildo. Alba actually has the brains which currently Jessica S. doesn't have

...Chicken of the Sea, anyone?

Also, I loved Alba's role as the invisible girl in the Fantastic Four in the shower scene where she goes invisible..it's enough to give any boy a stiffy.

SoulTaker540
10-24-2006, 09:58 PM
Should I bring in some posts of there various battle armors?

ichigo kurosaki
10-24-2006, 10:04 PM
jessica alba because i love Nachos
now if it was the based on whos the dummest it would be jessica simson "emotionable"

chibbi-kitsune
10-24-2006, 10:20 PM
No competition

Alba > Spears Prime + Beyonce Prime + Hilton Prime + Aguiliera Prime + Simpson Prime

:huh sorry but it goes like this Mayra Veronica = Beyonce Prime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alba>Simpson >rest. Keep in mind there are some other fine females between Mayra, Beyonce , Alba, and Simpson.:nod

Kuya
10-24-2006, 10:34 PM
Jessica Alba wins. With Prep-time Simpson wins.

furious styles
10-24-2006, 10:36 PM
never found alba that attractive.

Emery
10-24-2006, 10:43 PM
never found alba that attractive.

*grabs you from behind and holds a knife to your neck*


What was that..?

Kon
10-24-2006, 10:46 PM
Jessica Alba is so much better it is not even competition. *fantasies* Oh.. Yeah. ;)

furious styles
10-24-2006, 10:52 PM
*grabs you from behind and holds a knife to your neck*


What was that..?

I said I didn't find her to be attractive.

Shadow
10-24-2006, 10:54 PM
I got money on Jessica Alba hands down she wins on sex appeal

Matฎicha
10-24-2006, 11:01 PM
check my sig, she is gorgeous.

Emery
10-24-2006, 11:06 PM
I said I didn't find her to be attractive.

/throat

.....

Soljah
10-24-2006, 11:07 PM
Jessica alba easily >>>>> than Jessica simpson
In a fight Jessica Alba would drop Simpson just cause Simpson is retarded typical dumb blond and Jessica Alba is not only way hotter than her but she can actually fight she does kickboxing as work outs etc etc. On my top 10 scales of hottest girls ever she's my number 1!!! I am jessica alba fanboy hardcore.

Arashi Kazama
10-24-2006, 11:09 PM
check my sig, she is gorgeous.

Gorgeous, indeed. :nod

Jessica Alba gets my vote, obviously.

furious styles
10-24-2006, 11:10 PM
/throat

.....

lol. you're cute.

omg laser pew pew!
10-25-2006, 01:50 AM
lol. you're cute.

lol. but right

Dango
10-25-2006, 03:52 AM
Alba would kick the living shit out of Jessica Simpson.

Locard
10-25-2006, 04:19 AM
Is this a fight or a beauty contest?

However, Alba wins both

..by a curbstomp

furious styles
10-25-2006, 04:23 AM
Anyone/everyone who uses "by curbstomp" should be curbstomped. Myself included.

Renegade
10-25-2006, 06:37 PM
never found alba that attractive.
I agree. She just reeks "bitch" to me.

Fighting Spirit
12-02-2006, 07:20 PM
Alba no doubt.

She's the number one hotty! ;D

Sengoku
12-02-2006, 07:54 PM
jessica alba is hotter and cuter.

simpson is just... bleh. lol

Gunners
12-02-2006, 08:50 PM
Alicia keys>Christina millian=Beyonce prime> Jessica alba>any girl>>>>>> Beyonce after Jayz contamination#

Anyway Jessica alba, I don't really rate Simpson.

Kai
12-02-2006, 08:53 PM
Alba isn't a fake. She's as real as can be, and I'd bang her 2X as much as I would Jessica Simpson.

Tao
12-02-2006, 10:51 PM
Alba for the win cause if Jessica Simpson tries to run her boobs will give her a black eye or knock her out.

Purgatory
12-02-2006, 11:31 PM
Alba

Why?

Simpson: Is Chicken Of The Sea really chicken?

Goodfellow
12-03-2006, 05:43 AM
*Drools*

<.<

Alba, what the hell do you think?

Pinkaugust
12-03-2006, 08:41 AM
Alba.......