View Full Version : Magneto v.s Gaara
Hamaru
10-23-2006, 02:35 PM
The fight takes place in the danger room were it is half sand and half metal:P who do you think would win?
Endless Mike
10-23-2006, 02:37 PM
Magneto rips the iron out of his blood.
King Bookah
10-23-2006, 02:38 PM
Magneto rips the iron out of his blood.
What he said, Magneto wins easily.
I would have to say garra because garra still has his ultimate shukaku defense plus the sand is allway's trying to protect him anyway.
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 02:41 PM
gaara wins he kills mags using desert funeral
Giovanni Rild
10-23-2006, 02:42 PM
gaara dies, and I'm a very bad troll
That you are
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 02:45 PM
I have an alias named radical dreamer
yup...........
Seany
10-23-2006, 02:46 PM
Magneto easily.
Stupid narutards, magneto should win this with ease.
gaara wins he kills mags using desert funeral
Lol yeah sand can do what Thor and she Hulk couldnt ?
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8553/magfiresstonesshield7jj.jpg
Hamaru
10-23-2006, 02:54 PM
I agree that Magnito would win as well
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 03:21 PM
This has been done three times before. Magneto wins.
gaara wins he kills mags using desert funeral
Sand contains traces of iron. Magneto manipulates that.
Magneto rips iron out of Gaara's bloodstream with ease.
yup...........
rild/Illuminati Gate, ask for an IP check.
Giovanni Rild
10-23-2006, 04:05 PM
rild/Illuminati Gate, ask for an IP check.
I did. Then these losers can STFU.
Endless Mike
10-23-2006, 04:09 PM
They'll just accuse you of using a proxy.
Giovanni Rild
10-23-2006, 04:18 PM
They'll just accuse you of using a proxy.
Then that's their problem.
Sasori
10-23-2006, 04:23 PM
Magneto with ease.
Shidoshi
10-23-2006, 04:27 PM
Magneto with absurd ease.
Locard
10-23-2006, 06:19 PM
Sorry Gaara. There's no way you can win here.
Steven Pinhead
10-23-2006, 07:10 PM
Yeah, magneto.
Darklyre
10-23-2006, 07:18 PM
How is this even a fight? Magneto could use only the electric part of his abilities and he'd still win easily.
Magneto shuts down Gaara’s brain activity by manipulating its current inside his neural system. (or some crazy shit like that).
Or
Strip the iron from his blood.
Or
Make a black hole.
And
How the hell is Gaara suppose to overcome Mag’s barrier?
BTW Im a huge Gaara fanXD
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 08:06 PM
Gaara wins. He's made of rubber and sands him into space.
Magneto can solo the whole Narutoverse. Minus Aoba.
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 09:38 PM
can someone show me a scan that explicitely states gaara has iron in his thanks in advance
ÐÈPRÈŞŞÈÐ
10-23-2006, 09:45 PM
can someone show me a scan that explicitely states gaara has iron in his thanks in advance
Gaara is a human. That means he will have iron in his blood. There is no reason to think he wouldn't.
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 09:47 PM
can someone show me a scan that explicitely states gaara has iron in his thanks in advance
Show me a scan that says he doesn't. Or even hints that he doesn't. Gaara is a human afterall. He has blood and everything.
Besides, Magento doesn't need to pull out his iron to win.
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 09:48 PM
can someone show me a scan that explicitely states gaara has iron in his thanks in advance
Easy. Blood has iron. Fact.
Gaara's human. He bleeds. He has traces of iron in him.
Gaara's sand is soaked in the blood of his enemies. This is a known fact among those who read Naruto.
Gaara's sand is soaked in blood, and thus therefore definitely has traces of iron in it.
And Kazekage's Iron Sand ability. How is that accompished? Magnetic fields/forces. Guess what's Magneto's powers?
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 09:49 PM
Gaara is a human. That means he will have iron in his blood. There is no reason to think he wouldn't.
Gaara doesnt even sleep (Ever) how is that human.
Gaara used to hand a monster trapped inside of hisbody and could transform at will. How is that human????????
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 09:51 PM
Gaara doesnt even sleep (Ever) how is that human.
Gaara used to hand a monster trapped inside of hisbody and could transform at will. How is that human????????
Gaara is not the monster. The monster is the monster. Gaara is Gaara. A HUMAN.
orochimaru student
10-23-2006, 09:51 PM
gaara would win all gaara has to do is get in a safe spot and use sand coffin on magneto then use sand burial on him and its over.
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 09:52 PM
gaara would win all gaara has to do is get in a safe spot and use sand coffin on magneto then use sand burial on him and its over.
Gaara can't use Sand Coffin on Magneto....
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 09:52 PM
Gaara doesnt even sleep (Ever) how is that human.
There are actual people who have long term insomnia. There's actually a man who hasn't slept at all in the last few decades.
Gaara used to hand a monster trapped inside of hisbody and could transform at will. How is that human????????
He's a human with a bijuu sealed in him. A biju container. He's not actually the tailed beast itself.
Plus, you see him alive after the Shukaku extraction, thanks to Chiyo.
gaara would win all gaara has to do is get in a safe spot and use sand coffin on magneto then use sand burial on him and its over.
He won't have a chance. Magneto can manipulate the iron in his body or in his sand.
Darklyre
10-23-2006, 09:54 PM
Gaara's sand wouldn't even begin to pierce Magneto's forcefield, anyways.
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 09:58 PM
A fictional show where the main character has a monster sealed away inside of him, and he's suppose to be human
of course not, they have no evidence the chars in naruto are human
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 09:59 PM
of course not, they have no evidence the chars in naruto are human
There are many many chapters where they state they are human....
wow, people really need to stop thinking that naruto > everything. This is like the bloke who thought itachi > Galactus in that thread. Except that was one hell of a read and needs to be sticked.
Anyhow, Mageto wins without breaking a sweat.
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 10:01 PM
wow, people really need to stop thinking that naruto > everything
Mageto wins without breaking a sweat.
Its really just one person now. He actually thinks Itachi is a cosmic level.
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 10:03 PM
of course not, they have no evidence the chars in naruto are human
Gaara has blood. Most ninjas we seen so far bleeds, and red it is. Hemoglobin -- red. Blood possesses iron. It's essential to the body.
Ninjas has the same basic organs we do. Zabuza points this out.
Iron Sand ability of the Kazekage. The Sandaime KazeKage used his chakra and converted it into magnetic forces to use his famous iron sand ability that Sasori used against Sakura and Chiyo.
Magneto's powers is magnetokinesis. He'll easily duplicate the Iron Sand ability. He's able to rip people in half with a furrow of his eyebrow.
wow, people really need to stop thinking that naruto > everything. This is like the bloke who thought itachi > Galactus in that thread. Except that was one hell of a read and needs to be sticked.
Anyhow, Mageto wins without breaking a sweat.
The thread was stickied?
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 10:03 PM
There are many many chapters where they state they are human....
scans por favor
And even if that was true their actions are certainly not humanlike
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 10:05 PM
I can't believe this has come down to whether or not Naruto characters are human.
Shiron
10-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Jplaya never seizes to amuse. :amuse
*Gets popcorn*
Shadow Replication 1480
10-23-2006, 10:10 PM
And even if that was true their actions are certainly not humanlike
It's freaking FICTION!
What part of that isn't penetrating your thick skull?
scans por favor
And even if that was true their actions are certainly not humanlike
oh gee, i wonder how anyone could possibly counter such a brilliant thought out and flawless post
Preach the truth brother, preach it!
Mangekyō
10-23-2006, 10:11 PM
Magneto, Very Likely anyway
Crimson King
10-23-2006, 10:11 PM
Magneto in a curbstomp. He simply rips the iron from Gara's body.
JPlayya, STOP PULLING SHIT OUTTA YOUR FUCKING ASS.
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 10:12 PM
It's freaking FICTION!
What part of that isn't penetrating your thick skull.
lol u should see people analyzing power levels and applying real life physicd to it
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 10:14 PM
i wonder how anyone could possibly counter such a brilliant thought out and flawless post
Preach the truth brother, preach it!
thanks pimp i like to bring canon and logic to my debates
Crimson King
10-23-2006, 10:15 PM
I'm pulling shit outta my ass again
You fail at life and debating.
Shiron
10-23-2006, 10:15 PM
lol u should see people analyzing power levels and applying real life physicd to it
thanks pimp i like to bring canon and logic to my debates
Hmm, these posts kind of contradict each other...
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 10:17 PM
lol u should see people analyzing power levels and applying real life physicd to it
Real life physics help provide basic groundwork to fictional universes, you know. Again, gravity being a prime example.
thanks pimp i like to bring canon and logic to my debates
You do realize, that's sarcasm?
And you only bring arrogance, fanboyism, and opinions to whatever threads you post in.
Crimson King
10-23-2006, 10:17 PM
Hmm, these posts kind of contradict each other...
Didn't you know? He's the god of bullshitting.
Shiron
10-23-2006, 10:19 PM
Didn't you know? He's the god of bullshitting.
Yup; how couldn't I? XD
ÐÈPRÈŞŞÈÐ
10-23-2006, 10:24 PM
I think we can just let this thread die. I believe it's been done already anyway.
Endless Mike
10-23-2006, 10:44 PM
scans por favor
And even if that was true their actions are certainly not humanlike
You seem way to stupid to possibly be human. Does that mean you don't have iron in your blood?
Magneto doesn't even need that move. He could just fly up into space and drop an astroid on him. Create a hurricane and blow him a way. Trap him in a magnetic field and squish him. Bury him and the entire acre of land around him hundreds of miles underground. Blast him with lightning. Enhance his strength to class 80 and kill him with one punch. Use Gaara's metal buckle and ram it straight into his skull. Fling him into space. etc.
Yall just a bunch of haters
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:03 PM
Yall just a bunch of haters
This is the OB -- a sub-forum established for debates regarding characters battling one another. It thrives on debates, more so on great, intellectually stimulating debates and the occasional humourous match-up here and there. Sure, some mis-matches are made, but that's solved quickly through experience, the majority of the time.
One does not, least should not, barge in and presents his opinions as facts, truth, reality, or knowledge. Continuous persistance is not debating at all; it's trolling, by OB standards. You come in and debate, or don't.
This has been so consistant, there really isn't any humour any more to find.
And this annoying DEBATE WITH FACTS OR FUCK OFF mentally is precisly why this place is so painstakingly silly. I mean jesus man, He's obviously joking, and you know he's joking, so run along with it. If not for anything just the spirit of fun and good natured humor and a few laughs
Must I remind you that these debates revovle over fictional characters? Yet we do debate them and we are justified in doing so becuase we enjoy them and they are fun. I love reading some of the debates here and learning more and more about some of my fav characters just as much as any other person here. Becuase it's FUN. He's having fun, why cant you guys do so too?
It doesnt always have to be so "professional". so what if someone came along and said konohamrua > Saint of killers. Just run along with it and have a good laugh
SoulTaker540
10-23-2006, 11:15 PM
The problem with that is that this guy believes the delusional shit that comes out of his mouth.Like Itachi>Galactus which is so stupid it's not even funny.
The problem with that is that this guy believes the delusional shit that comes out of his mouth.Like Itachi>Galactus which is so stupid it's not even funny.
well he's obviously mistaken. Konohamru > Itachi > galactus
Seriously, you are all acting like a bunch of stuffy physics professers. light up a bit
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 11:19 PM
And this annoying DEBATE WITH FACTS OR FUCK OFF mentally is precisly why this place is so painstakingly silly. I mean jesus man, He's obviously joking, and you know he's joking, so run along with it. If not for anything just the spirit of fun and good natured humor and a few laughs
It was never funny and has been going on for far too long. Jplaya is NOT Ando.
And he also trolls multiple message boards spewing the same crap.
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:26 PM
And this annoying DEBATE WITH FACTS OR FUCK OFF mentally is precisly why this place is so painstakingly silly. I mean jesus man, He's obviously joking, and you know he's joking, so run along with it. If not for anything just the spirit of fun and good natured humor and a few laughs
Would a guy 'joke' like these across multiple forums for over a year now?
Must I remind you that these debates revovle over fictional characters? Yet we do debate them and we are justified in doing so becuase we enjoy them and they are fun. I love reading some of the debates here and learning more and more about some of my fav characters just as much as any other person here. Becuase it's FUN. He's having fun, why cant you guys do so too?
How can one even begin to debate if he's part of the opposition, if the the entirety of it?
Yes, we do have fun from time to time (e.g. Aoba, Squirrel Girl, Chuck Norris, etc.), but when we debate, we debate. I take it seriously, and others do as well.
In all his time here, and that on other boards, I have never seen him stray from this consistency.
It doesnt always have to be so "professional". so what if someone came along and said konohamrua > Saint of killers. Just run along with it and have a good laugh
Once is enough.
Saying that over and over again, stating that it's fact is entirely incorrect.
Nearly every time he comes in a thread, he posts his 'canon facts' (his way of saying his opinions are factual) and states that that is enough to settle the entire thread.
When we debate, he asks scans for ridiculous things at times. For example, scans to prove Naruto ninjas are humans? And whenever we can't provide at the moment, he translates that as defeat on our part and advises us to leave the thread.
And when we ask for scans on his part, he rarely posts. He asserts his 'canon facts' are enough and that scans aren't necessary.
This is a guy who believes he'll be future administrator here. The sheer magnitude of his arrogance is ridiculous.
It was never funny and has been going on for far too long. Jplaya is NOT Ando.
And he also trolls multiple message boards spewing the same crap.
No, he's exactly like Ando becuase his audience gets equally as heated up about something that is so painstakingly a joke. If you didnt get so rowdied up about it he would do it less often.
Wanna know why I though the Itachi > Galactus thread was so damn priceless? Becuase most of those who posted in response to his comment probabily had a vein popping in their foreheads and spouting drool due to the rage of his comments.
anyhow, Ive made my point clear and I dont want to derail an already derailed thread. If you wish to talk about this more feel free to pm me
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:30 PM
No, he's exactly like Ando becuase his audience gets equally as heated up about something that is so painstakingly a joke. If you didnt get so rowdied up about it he would do it less often.
Not so. He still posts consistantly, one board at a time. Mostly, his efforts are devoted to here when he returned.
Wanna know why I though the Itachi > Galactus thread was so damn priceless? Becuase most of those who posted in response to his comment probabily had a vein popping in their foreheads and spouting drool due to the rage of his comments.
I'm not sure about others. Worst I had was a frown.
anyhow, Ive made my point clear and I dont want to derail an already derailed thread. If you wish to talk about this more feel free to pm me
Understandable.
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 11:33 PM
It was never funny and has been going on for far too long. Jplaya is NOT Ando.
And he also trolls multiple message boards spewing the same crap.
stalk much??
Crimson King
10-23-2006, 11:35 PM
No, he's exactly like Ando becuase his audience gets equally as heated up about something that is so painstakingly a joke.
Wrong. He constantly trolls about how uber naruto is and even says Itachi>galactus and means it.
Heck, he even says Gaara doesn't have irong in his body. That not joking. That's just plain retardedness.
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 11:37 PM
see? that's exactly why it's so amusing. Once really isnt enough
So trolling is okay as long as it gives you a cheap laugh? Does that mean I get to troll?
jplaya2023
10-23-2006, 11:38 PM
So trolling is okay as long as it gives you a cheap laugh? Does that mean I get to troll?
1. You troll 24/7/365
2. Your not funny
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:39 PM
1. You troll 24/7/365
We do sleep.
2. Your not funny
Sigh. . .
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 11:40 PM
1. You troll 24/7/365
2. Your not funny
1. You troll FOREVER/FOREVER/FOREVER
2. Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Crimson King
10-23-2006, 11:42 PM
1. You troll 00/00/00
2. Your not funny
1.You're a retard
2.You killed the joke with your constant noobisness.
mustang
10-23-2006, 11:42 PM
No, he's exactly like Ando becuase his audience gets equally as heated up about something that is so painstakingly a joke. If you didnt get so rowdied up about it he would do it less often.
No Jplaya is worse than Ando, ANdo is at least stoppable, there is a bunch of people in the forum that can stop Ando, Jpalay is the physical manifestation of stupidity and biasness, completely unstoppable and the worst thing is that while Ando rarely post Jplaya post everday.
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:44 PM
No Jplaya is worse than Ando, ANdo is at least stoppable, there is a bunch of people in the forum that can stop Ando, Jpalay is the physical manifestation of stupidity and biasness, completely unstoppable and the worst thing is that while Ando rarely post Jplaya post everday.
I heartily object to the bold. Very much so.
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 11:46 PM
anyhow, Ive made my point clear and I dont want to derail an already derailed thread. If you wish to talk about this more feel free to pm me
You know, you're welcome to come back. The outcome of the fight has been decided, plus this thread has been done three times.
well, since everone insists on continuing this
Would a guy 'joke' like these across multiple forums for over a year now?
it's more a section thing I supose. We had the MIKE JONES guy in the Music dept. and ofcourse how could anyone forget the brilliant Utah crip in the plaza? :amuse
How can one even begin to debate if he's part of the opposition, if the the entirety of it?
Yes, we do have fun from time to time (e.g. Aoba, Squirrel Girl, Chuck Norris, etc.), but when we debate, we debate. I take it seriously, and others do as well.
In all his time here, and that on other boards, I have never seen him stray from this consistency.
so he has his opions and you all have yours. That's a wonderful thing dont you think? and hisonsistency is priecsly why it's so funny.
You make debates sound like a matter of life or death man. Refer to my previous post regarding "fun" and "fiction". You guys are just as bad as those in the avenue how seem willing to duel to their final breathe about how hinata is destined for naruto and not sakura =/. Loosen up a bit.
Sure, you have every right to be serious. Im not trying to tell you to turn this place into a pit of Hinata > Silver surfer. But just you know, brush it off if it has happened.
Once is enough.
Saying that over and over again, stating that it's fact is entirely incorrect.
Nearly every time he comes in a thread, he posts his 'canon facts' (his way of saying his opinions are factual) and states that that is enough to settle the entire thread.
When we debate, he asks scans for ridiculous things at times. For example, scans to prove Naruto ninjas are humans? And whenever we can't provide at the moment, he translates that as defeat on our part and advises us to leave the thread.
And when we ask for scans on his part, he rarely posts. He asserts his 'canon facts' are enough and that scans aren't necessary.
This is a guy who believes he'll be future administrator here. The sheer magnitude of his arrogance is ridiculous.
see? that's exactly why it's so amusing. Once really isnt enough :amuse. He so has my vote for admin. *pms Tazmo*
So trolling is okay as long as it gives you a cheap laugh? Does that mean I get to troll?
He is stating his opinion and sticking to it through and through. We've all got the right to do that I believe. So how exactly is that trooling? He hasn't flamed you guys once while you all probabily do so to him. If anything it makes you a troll for doing so and not brushing it of as a silly humor inspired post.
EDIT:
No Jplaya is worse than Ando, ANdo is at least stoppable, there is a bunch of people in the forum that can stop Ando, Jpalay is the physical manifestation of stupidity and biasness, completely unstoppable and the worst thing is that while Ando rarely post Jplaya post everday.
See? :amuse
Suzumebachi
10-23-2006, 11:58 PM
He hasn't flamed you guys once
R U FER REWAL!?
He has flamed.
Comic Book Guy
10-23-2006, 11:59 PM
it's more a section thing I supose. We had the MIKE JONES guy in the Music dept. and ofcourse how could anyone forget the brilliant Utah crip?
Can you please inform me of their personas? I never heard of them until now.
so he has his opions and you all have yours. That's a wonderful thing dont you think? and hisonsistency is priecsly why it's so funny.
But in a debate, funny doesn't get one anywhere, nor does it facilitate an actual intellectually stimulating debate. Would one rather have nearly every single thread he posts in prevent such debates?
You make debates sound like a matter of life or death man. Refer to my previous post regarding "fun" and "fiction". You guys are just as bad as those in the avenue how seem willing to duel to their final breathe about how hinata is destined for naruto and not sakura =/
The OB was established as a place to see fictional characters go against one another. The majority of us here are interested to see the match-ups made and what logical conclusion would be reached. The OB isn't just for laughs
jplaya2023
10-24-2006, 12:00 AM
See? :amuse
hypocrits dont see the light. But you had a really good post playa. Keep it up and you will be on the cusp of becoming a mod like myself
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:04 AM
see? that's exactly why it's so amusing. Once really isnt enough
He is stating his opinion and sticking to it through and through. We've all got the right to do that I believe. So how exactly is that trooling?
In the OB, we debate when it's called for in serious debates. The seriousness mirrors that of real-life debating seriousness. Would his kinds of posts be legit for argument? Of course not -- it's not debating. It's anything but. People consider that trolling by OB standards.
He hasn't flamed you guysonce while you all probabily do so to him.
Are you even sure about that?
If anything it makes you a troll for doing so and not brushing it of as a silly humor inspired post.
If it were humour. If it were only so. . .
hypocrits dont see the light. But you had a really good post playa. Keep it up and you will be on the cusp of becoming a mod like myself
This is the kind of arrogance I always address about him. He denounces us posters for opposing his opinions, which he passes off as facts. He demands evidence even for the most common of sense (e.g. scans to prove that Naruto ninjas are humans). He laughs at our arguements "along with other NF elites like himself". He decalres himself as future mod.
For pity's sake, he asked why his 'canon translation' of chapter 326 wasn't included in the scanslations.
And you seriously ask us to tolerate his arrogance and his constant putting us down?
Suzumebachi
10-24-2006, 12:06 AM
I think chinaski is just trying to make a new Ando level legend.
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:09 AM
I think chinaski is just trying to make a new Ando level legend.
And the ando fans said he'd never reach his status.
jplaya2023
10-24-2006, 12:12 AM
For pity's sake, he asked why his 'canon translation' of chapter 326 wasn't included in the scanslations.
the hell are u talking about????
Endless Mike
10-24-2006, 12:14 AM
"Opinions" have no place in an objective debate. We deal only with facts and logic.
EDIT: Whoever negrepped me for this: You could at least do me the courtesy of speaking intelligibly in your rep comment.
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:16 AM
the hell are u talking about????
page 1
Kazou: "You dumass losing your head at a time like this" "We gotta collect money and your playing around"
Asuma: "........"
Hidan: "man shut up and give my body back"
page 2
Hidan: "Now back to our regulaly scheduled program of kill your dum ass"
Asuma: "........."
Jounin 1: "Aww shit asuma in for it now"
Jounin 2: "Dawg we gotta get the fuck outta here"
page 3
Shika: "Man up you pussies, yall im using my 200+ IQ to get us out this situation just be patient"
jounin 1: "Hurry up then shit"
jounin 2: "Yeah shika i gotta piss"
jounin 1: "Man i think tsunade's assistant gave me the claps"
jounin 2: "Dawg you 2, my joint been itchy for a minute though"
jounin 2: "Man fuck all that asuma you ready to whoop some ass"
Asuma: "Yeah man but my arm is burning son"
Kazou: "Konoha is pussy" hahaahaha
page 4
Asuma: "hmphhhhhhhhh awwww"
Jounin 2: "ASUMAA!!!!"
page 5
Asuma: "Damn i missed *cough cough* *where's a marlbloro light when u need it"
Hidan: "Got my head back and u bout to be on your back"
Hidan: "Thanks kazou now to end this"
Jounin 2: "damn asuma dead"
page 6
hidan: "Im bout to shove this stick up my ass and give him an enema"
kazou: "You want me to help push hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
hidan: "No not this time *smirks*"
jounin 2: "Damn i remember i shoved a stick up hinata's ass once"
jounin 1: "She use that byakugan to track the stick" *laughs*
Shika: "Aww shit i cant think of nothing, i just wanna be a normal ninja and have sex with temari"
Asuma: "Ciggerette's i need a puff" *cough*
Kazou: "After you shove that stick up your ass let me smell it"
Hidan: "Ok but dont use it on kisame this time"
page 7
jounin 1: "Lets use the dildo we used on tsunade that day"
jounin 2: "Yeah lets do it"
kazou: "aww shit this cant be good"
page 8
"KATON!! DILDO UP YOUR ASS JUTSO"
*foot steps*
page 9
jounin 2: "Here u go dickhead"
shika: "!"
page 10
jounin 2: "Aww this this Mfer a transformer and shit"
page 11
Shika: "TEMARI GAVE US CRABS ASUMA!"
PAGE 12
Asuma: "Rambo knife aint got shit on the chakra knife though"
Page 13
Asuma: "The end is near"
Hidan: "Shoving this stick up my ass is gonna make me shit wood for a week"
Hidan: "IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!"
Shika: "......."
Page 14
Hidan: "Now its time!!!!"
Jounin 2: "My neck"
Jounin 1: "My balls itch"
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Asuma: "Cough Cough"
Hidan: "You ready bitch, huh huh u ready for this stick"
Jounin: 1 and Jounin 2: "AWWWWWWWWWWWW"
Shika: "Asuma, cover your ass"
Kazou: "Now asuma will know how itachi feels"
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*Hidan shoves a stick in his ass*
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*Shove a stick in my ass jutso*
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502111&postcount=11
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502156&postcount=14
i got the translation in an earlier post, if u could just use it on the actual scans, that be great
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502463&postcount=18
Yeah, only if you took Japanese while learning through "Hooked on Ebonics"
i dont know what you're trying to imply but the translation posted is canon. Deal with it
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502568&postcount=21
yo, you forgot to add my translation
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5503651&postcount=23
All from here.
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=141828
@ Jplaya; no problem homie. I got you back. Please put a good word for me when you become an admin
1.You're a retard
2.You killed the joke with your constant noobisness.
Oh wise becon of internet exprince and lack of noobiness, do enlight us with your wisdom. oh and next time you neg rep make sure you leave your name, cause that constitues as both retarded, nooby and trollish you know :sag
R U FER REWAL!?
He has flamed.
When you tell someone the physical manifestation of stuidity orsomething along those lines, they will most likely be incined to tell you to that you're a moron too.
Can you please inform me of their personas? I never heard of them until now.
oh it's classic mate! Mike jonas is a rapper known for this silyl little song called "My name is mike jonas" so this guy signed up with that user name and went on to post "Mike jonas > whoever was being discussed in the Music Dept" sorta posts. Utah Crip is the best tho. He's a white gangster who makes very very real and gangsta posts fro mthe hard knock streets of suburban Utah. and the best thing everyone eats it up and continue to argue with him that he isnt a gangsta. :amuse
But in a debate, funny doesn't get one anywhere, nor does it facilitate an actual intellectually stimulating debate. Would one rather have nearly every single thread he posts in prevent such debates?[quote]
I'll give an example:
Thread: Silver Surfer Vs. Jesus Cable
a heated and well though out debate occurs, and then someone comes in and says itachi can own them both. You can either completely flip out and start disecting a post so painfully and visibily playful in nature and end up with a 10 page thread discussing why itachi < SS and Cable OR you could lol at it for a few posts and then go back to the debate.
Frankly, the latter option seems wiser.
[quote]The OB was established as a place to see fictional characters go against one another. The majority of us here are interested to see the match-ups made and what logical conclusion would be reached. The OB isn't just for laughs
Again, I already said that I dont want this place to be all about absurdthreads and match ups, but that if sillyfun inpsired posts did occur in a serious thread to treat them as they are; silly fun inspired posts that shoulddnt mean everyone needs to rip the ither person's throat off.
jplaya2023
10-24-2006, 12:17 AM
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502111&postcount=11
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502156&postcount=14
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502463&postcount=18
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5502568&postcount=21
http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=5503651&postcount=23
All from here.
http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=141828
this is an example of grade A stalking :notrust
Suzumebachi
10-24-2006, 12:20 AM
SS and Cable OR you could lol at it for a few posts and then go back to the debate.
What if its NOT funny? Because thats really the problem here. You say he's funny, but he's not.
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:21 AM
oh it's classic mate! Mike jonas is a rapper known for this silyl little song called "My name is mike jonas" so this guy signed up with that user name and went on to post "Mike jonas > whoever was being discussed in the Music Dept" sorta posts. Utah Crip is the best tho. He's a white gangster who makes very very real and gangsta posts fro mthe hard knock streets of suburban Utah. and the best thing everyone eats it up and continue to argue with him that he isnt a gangsta.
Basically, the respective sub-forum counterparts?
I'll give an example:
Thread: Silver Surfer Vs. Jesus Cable
a heated and well though out debate occurs, and then someone comes in and says itachi can own them both. You can either completely flip out and start disecting a post so painfully and visibily playful in nature and end up with a 10 page thread discussing why itachi < SS and Cable OR you could lol at it for a few posts and then go back to the debate.
The "LOL" being optional for some.
In the case here, what if one comes back, and asserts it? Multiple times? And remains consistant in other threads? Regardless on how absurd the posts may be, it is, nonetheless, participation.
Frankly, the latter option seems wiser.
For awhile.
I think chinaski is just trying to make a new Ando level legend.
honestly Im not. I sincerely meant it when I said that I do enjoy this place greatly (even though I barely post here). But I do follow most fo the debates and think the OB totally rocks. Its just that i prsonally find it absurd that things as minor as this can escalate to such a level and treated with such "HE SAID ITACHI > GALACTUS! REALITY IS BEING DISTORTED AS IF SUPERBOY WAS PUNSHING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! " seriousness when they are meant to be a joke
Endless Mike
10-24-2006, 12:24 AM
Except he's not joking. He honestly believes this shit.
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:25 AM
Again, I already said that I dont want this place to be all about absurdthreads and match ups, but that if sillyfun inpsired posts did occur in a serious thread to treat them as they are; silly fun inspired posts that shoulddnt mean everyone needs to rip the ither person's throat off.
Understandable.
BUt like I said, what if one posts numerous times, and in different threads, every day, continuously? Ridiculous or not, it's participation. He wants to participate. That is the key difference of why it's not funny anymore.
honestly Im not. I sincerely meant it when I said that I do enjoy this place greatly (even though I barely post here). But I do follow most fo the debates and think the OB totally rocks. Its just that i prsonally find it absurd that things as minor as this can escalate to such a level and treated with such "HE SAID ITACHI > GALACTUS! REALITY IS BEING DISTORTED AS IF SUPERBOY WAS PUNSHING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! " seriousness when they are meant to be a joke
A joke that lasts for a few weeks here? Over a year on other boards?
What if its NOT funny? Because thats really the problem here. You say he's funny, but he's not.
Allow me to introduce you to your newest e-friend; Mr. IGNORE THE POST ABOVE. He works in the following manner
Poster 1: I think so and so should be so and so
Poster 2: OH NOES YOU FAIL SO AND SO SHOULDNT DO SO AND SO
Poster 1: Hah! watch me as I summon my newest e-friend. Mr. INGORE THE POST ABOVE! I shall now ignore the pos tabove and continue to post normally in the thread.
Seriously now, is it that hard to disregard a post if you dont like it?
Does postin in a thread mean that you must respond to every post made in it? Does seeing a post so evidently enveloped inside an oozy embryo of "lol" justify such a heated response in return?
I believe the answer is no in all ofthe above cases.
AGAIN PEOPLE YOU ARE MISSING MY POINT:
He is entitled to his opinion just as you are. If he makes a post you dont fancy, ignore it, or laugh at it or join the fun for a bit. You telling him that he is an idiot makes all the more funnier.
Im going to tell you the same thing that comes to mind I say when a war occurs in naruto thread about a pairing; people need a chill pill. This place is about fun! debating fun characters from fun comics/mangas/ animes becuase (oh dear lord dare I say it thrice?) it is fun! I know that sounds hippy as hell but seriously, make love not war guys.
and he's consistent! you gotta admire that trait in the man, God bless his narutard soul :love
Comic Book Guy
10-24-2006, 12:55 AM
Allow me to introduce you to your newest e-friend; Mr. IGNORE THE POST ABOVE. He works in the following manner
Poster 1: I think so and so should be so and so
Poster 2: OH NOES YOU FAIL SO AND SO SHOULDNT DO SO AND SO
Poster 1: Hah! watch me as I summon my newest e-friend. Mr. INGORE THE POST ABOVE! I shall now ignore the pos tabove and continue to post normally in the thread.
Seriously now, is it that hard to disregard a post if you dont like it?
Does postin in a thread mean that you must respond to every post made in it? Does seeing a post so evidently enveloped inside an oozy embryo of "lol" justify such a heated response in return?
He wants to participate in these debates. This is the key here. He wants to debate with others, if nothing more than to assert his self-superiority over us.
I believe the answer is no in all ofthe above cases.
The problem is, not every single poster here will answer the same, and perhaps disagree in ignoring him.
AGAIN PEOPLE YOU ARE MISSING MY POINT:
He is entitled to his opinion just as you are. If he makes a post you dont fancy, ignore it, or laugh at it. You telling him tht he is an idiot makes it funnier.
It's one thing to present an opinion. That's acceptable. It's another to use one's opinions in a serious debate when one wants to seriously debate.
jplaya2023 wants to debate here. He wants to participate in these threads. What most people dislike, if not hate, about it is the way he debates in these serious threads -- presenting and establishing opinions as facts. We post an arguement to his proposed, and he denounces our opnions, denounces us posters, and demands evidence for the most asurd of things sometimes.
If we ignore him, that's pretty much the equivalent of denying him the right to participate in the OB.
Im going to tell you the same thing that comes to mind I say when a war occurs in naruto thread; people need a chill pill. This place is about fun! debating fun characters from fun comics/mangas/ animes becuase it is fun!
I know that sounds hippy as hell but seriously, make love not war
Yes, but not everything is fun, keep in mind. Some threads here are created out of seriousness, and is thus treated as such.
and he's consistent! you gotta admire that man! God bless his narutard soul
This kind of consistency is nothing to praise, nor should it be. Admirable at the very least, but definitely not in a postive fashion. More of a like "is-this-even-possible" kind of fashion, if you excuse any implied offense.
Endless Mike
10-24-2006, 01:08 AM
Ignoring a problem won't make it go away. He needs to be banned.
Renegade
10-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Give Magneto a tiny bit of metal, and pretty much anyone from the Narutoverse is fucked.
Know, Know kids this is a debate between Gaara and Magneto. Let jplaya2023 make as many claims as he wants.
Suzumebachi
10-24-2006, 01:35 AM
Know, Know kids this is a debate between Gaara and Magneto. Let jplaya2023 make as many claims as he wants.
We decided that debate a while ago.
We decided that debate a while ago.
Then if jplaya2023 is really bothering you guys why don’t you all just pm a Mod, Admin, or Smod; and state your complain.
Here are a few you can contact.
Gooba
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=11478
Blue
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=8782
Reznor
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=6
Renegade
10-24-2006, 01:47 AM
Then if jplaya2023 is really bothering you guys why don’t you all just pm a Mod, Admin, or Smod; and state your complain.
Here are a few you can contact.
Gooba
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=11478
Blue
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=8782
Reznor
http://forums.narutofan.com/member.php?u=6
We have. They said they can't really do much about it. :noworry
We have. They said they can't really do much about it. :noworry
I have debated with him, he hasn’t given my much trouble yet.
Sengoku
12-19-2006, 03:22 AM
Magneto wins this easily.
Magneto has force fields, complete control over metal, etc.
Besides, Gaara has blood, which means it has iron in it.
gg.
Orion
12-19-2006, 03:24 AM
magneto's shields have takin shots from galactus and dp,do you honestly see gaara breaking them?magneto can litterally rip gaara into pieces.
ZergKage
12-19-2006, 04:18 AM
In Magneto Rex Mags fought a guy who had control of the earth. Weird thing is he was winning till an amped up Quicksilver helped. Anyways i'd still take Mags.
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