View Full Version : Goku, Batman, Spider-man, and Itachi vs. the Shrike
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 10:51 PM
http://www.gransito.com/Immagini/Immagini%20Gallery/goku.jpg
http://www.comicboards.com/batman/moderator/Index06.gif
http://www.msu.edu/user/haleysco/spiderman/scan1.gif
http://www.geocities.com/thomsonooi/itachi.jpg
vs.
http://www.seanparnell.com/Hyperion%20Cantos/Hyperion%20Cantos%20Images/Shrike.gif
Fight takes place on a deserted planet.
No prep.
omg laser pew pew!
10-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Nice joke thread!
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 10:55 PM
I want to see what jplaya says about this (although I bet I can guess).
Comic Book Guy
10-12-2006, 10:58 PM
A similar thread was done at the SHH! Boards.
He said the winners were cheating. They had to battle only by hand-to-hand, flight, and ki blasts.
Even though the term omnipotence was implied, he wanted a definition of omnipotence and why did it relate.
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 11:01 PM
Shrike can win this only using HtH.
Renegade
10-12-2006, 11:04 PM
Uh Shrike ftw... :oh
Vicious
10-12-2006, 11:05 PM
Shrike can win this only using HtH.or just going ftl..cant he go back in time or something..?!
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 11:06 PM
or just going ftl..cant he go back in time or something..?!
He's pretty much everywhere in time at once.
jplaya2023
10-12-2006, 11:53 PM
Itachi traps him in god of moon, Goku IT's himself batman and spiderman inside god of moon. Batman hits him with the Ultimate Nullifier, and spiderman cocoons him in a web (keep in mind he's still being tortured by itachi) then goku ends it with a 10X kamehameha
NEXT!
Comic Book Guy
10-12-2006, 11:56 PM
Now you're just being idiotic.
Where in the hell is Batman going to get the UN? He's from DC.
In addition, Galactus can recall the UN at will. It's a part of him.
EM, I'll let you have your fun.
Giovanni Rild
10-12-2006, 11:57 PM
Itachi traps him in god of moon, Goku IT's himself batman and spiderman inside god of moon. Batman hits him with the Ultimate Nullifier, and spiderman cocoons him in a web (keep in mind he's still being tortured by itachi) then goku ends it with a 10X kamehameha
NEXT!
The Shrike goes back in time and kicks Bardock in the nuts really hard, making Kakarot cease to exsist.
jplaya2023
10-12-2006, 11:57 PM
Now you're just being idiotic.
Where in the hell is Batman going to get the UN? He's from DC.
In addition, Galactus can recall the UN at will. It's a part of him.
EM, I'll let you have your fun.
Batman contacts reed richards and has him build him one.
Batman hits him with the Ultimate Nullifier
I think this pretty much sums things up for jplaya's grasp of the comic book universe.
Also Reed Richards can't build the 616 Ultimate Nullifier. Only the Ultimate Universe's nullifier, far weaker in application, has been built by human hands.
Oh, and Shrike simultaneously makes me a sandwich and threatens a few orphans while killing all the opposition.
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 11:58 PM
Itachi traps him in god of moon
He's a machine, it doesn't exactly work on him. Not to mention he would have killed Itachi before Itachi could even think about using it.
, Goku IT's himself batman and spiderman inside god of moon.
It's an illusion, not a physical place..... he can't IT inside of it. Besides, they would be dead before they could even think of it.
Batman hits him with the Ultimate Nullifier
And he gets it from..... where? The UN only exists in Marvel, not DC. The only character who would actually have it for standard equipment would be Galactus.
, and spiderman cocoons him in a web (keep in mind he's still being tortured by itachi)
Keep in mind you're talking complete bullshit out of your ass.....
then goku ends it with a 10X kamehameha
Okay, ignoring all the rest of the idiotic shit you've just posted, what in the name of Dread Cthulhu makes you think that if the Ultimate Nullifier wouldn't kill something, then a Kamehameha would?:notrust
NEXT!
Try again.
jplaya2023
10-12-2006, 11:59 PM
The Shrike goes back in time and kicks Bardock in the nuts really hard, making Kakarot cease to exsist.
*sigh* thats called cheating and not apart of OB battles
Endless Mike
10-12-2006, 11:59 PM
Batman contacts reed richards and has him build him one.
I said no prep.
Besides, Batman couldn't do that even with prep, considering that it's from Marvel and he's from DC, and even if we ignore that, Reed can't build an UN, just because he's used it in the past doesn't mean he can build one, it's a cosmic - level artifact with unknown workings.
Endless Mike
10-13-2006, 12:00 AM
*sigh* thats called cheating and not apart of OB battles
Anything counts in OB battles, as long as the character actually has that ability.
You remind me of that guy from Indiana Jones who was swinging around that sword, but then Indiana Jones just drew his gun and shot him. You would yell "that's cheating!":laugh
*sigh* thats called cheating and not apart of OB battles
Winning is winning. Next time you fight someone to the death I'm sure they'll be real interested in you crying foul when they pull out a gun and shoot you in the forehead while you're making your statements about what martial arts consists of.
Renegade
10-13-2006, 12:04 AM
Try again.
Ignore that statement jplaya, please don't try again. Just leave NF and never come back. :)
Comic Book Guy
10-13-2006, 12:07 AM
Batman contacts reed richards and has him build him one.
A) Batman has no freaking idea on how to get to the Marvel Megaverse, least the 616 reality.
B) Batman doesn't know Mr. Fantastic, and vice-versa.
C) The 616 Ultimate Nullifier is a part of Galactus. It's can't be built.
D) Only the Ultimate version of the UN was built, and its far weaker.
*sigh* thats called cheating and not apart of OB battles
You don't know anything on how battles are to be done.
If it's part of the guy's power, he can use it. That's the OB norm, unless specified by the thread creator otherwise.
You're concept of 'battles' is ridiculously naive and impractical.
jplaya2023
10-13-2006, 12:07 AM
He's a machine, it doesn't exactly work on him. Not to mention he would have killed Itachi before Itachi could even think about using it.
It's an illusion, not a physical place..... he can't IT inside of it. Besides, they would be dead before they could even think of it.
And he gets it from..... where? The UN only exists in Marvel, not DC. The only character who would actually have it for standard equipment would be Galactus.
Keep in mind you're talking complete bullshit out of your ass.....
Okay, ignoring all the rest of the idiotic shit you've just posted, what in the name of Dread Cthulhu makes you think that if the Ultimate Nullifier wouldn't kill something, then a Kamehameha would?:notrust
Try again.
Sorry dude i gave my canon answer. I'm unsubbing this thread now. This should be my last post in this thread. Read that canon and be mad
Endless Mike
10-13-2006, 12:09 AM
You keep using that word, "canon". I do not think it means what you think it means....
Do you have any fucking clue what canon means? You don't have a goddamn idea, do you?
canon: In the context of fiction, the canon of a fictional universe comprises those novels, stories, films, etc. that are considered to be genuine, and those events, characters, settings, etc. that are considered to have inarguable existence within the fictional universe. Usually items that are considered canon come from the original source of the fictional universe while non-canon material comes from adaptations or unofficial items
Your usage of the word canon means absolutely jack shit.
WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T YOUR ANCESTORS GIVEN TO MENGELE?
Endless Mike
10-13-2006, 12:14 AM
Jplaya's definition of canon: "Anything I like or randomly pull out of my ass".
Crimson King
10-13-2006, 12:46 AM
The ultimate curbstomp!!!!
The Shrike eats them all alive, goes back in time, kills them, goes back in time again and kills their parents.
Comic Book Guy
10-13-2006, 12:54 AM
Sorry dude i gave my canon answer. I'm unsubbing this thread now. This should be my last post in this thread. Read that canon and be mad
You mean, you are unable to provide and answer, and thus will quietly concede defeat.
And your answer is crap.
It's highly impractical, and ridiculous in concept.
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