View Full Version : Emos vs. Gangsta Wannabes
Nexas
10-10-2006, 10:52 PM
A group of Emos and Gangsta wannabes decide to shoot up their school on the same day. They both arrive at the entrance, and pull their guns on each other.
Who wins?
escamoh
10-10-2006, 10:58 PM
The idiots would end up shooting themselves most likely.
Nexas
10-10-2006, 10:59 PM
The idiots would end up shooting themselves most likely.
Which idiots?
The emo will shoot people until he has one bullet left and then kills himself. The gangsta would kill as much as he can and make a run for it and later get killed by the cops
Nexas
10-10-2006, 11:07 PM
The emo will shoot people until he has one bullet left and then kills himself. The gangsta would kill as much as he can and make a run for it and later get killed by the cops
They're fighting each other. Any way my by bets on the emos. Being emos, they've probably been planning the shooting for weeks possibly months. Because of that they will have far better training and equipment than the gangstas. Besides the gangsta wannabes are well......wannabes.
mister_napolean
10-10-2006, 11:32 PM
the wanna bees would win since they would have more experience with guns
Suzumebachi
10-11-2006, 12:23 AM
Real emos would lose because they would never actually shoot anyone because they are so lame. Same with fake gangstas *cough*utah crip*cough*
mecca
10-11-2006, 01:19 AM
The gangsta wannabes. Real emos would just kill themselves and the wannabes would play it off like they just did some gangsta ass shit.
Gunshin
10-11-2006, 01:52 AM
All jokes aside.. Gangsta wannabes would kill the emos. Gangsta wannabes tend to be more athletic and aggressive than emos. While gangster wannabes would get slaughtered in the real ghetto, emos are tailor made for gangster wannabes to prey upon to strengthen their belief that they're ghetto.
Radical Dreamer
10-11-2006, 01:54 AM
They both get swallowed up by the earth for being so horrible.
Gangstas are only 'hip-hop' imitations of real mobsters. In reality, these people are not Gangsters; they are common thugs with recording contracts. <.<
Green Lantern
10-11-2006, 02:44 AM
The gangsta wannabes hold their guns sideways, which decreases their accuracy by 25%, but increases their "coolness factor" by 30%, so really, the emos would have less chance of getting hit.
On the flip side though, the emos won't have the strength of conviction to pull the trigger on anyone but themselves, so they'll breakdown and cry about how their life sucks, and how no one pays attention to them and eventually they'll succumb to /wristing :P
Thusly, the "gang-stars" win by default, although at their "afterparty in da club" they'll start a beef with some real gangsters and get raped and die.
The end.
Kisame
10-11-2006, 04:25 AM
g.w.s all the way.
Goodfellow
10-11-2006, 10:32 AM
bah, they both get one frag max, then they get moved down by the police -.-
How you ask? Looking cool/depressed takes a LOT of time!
Wannabe gangta's ftw.
The emo's are to busy cutting there wrist.
Déjà Vu
10-11-2006, 12:31 PM
This would end in a slap-fight draw. Gangsta wannabes don't even have guns.
Sasori
10-11-2006, 03:14 PM
Emos commit suicide. The End.
Ducky_of_Doom
10-13-2006, 06:57 AM
Lol, wannabe gangsta would end up shooting their foot while the emos cut them with razors!
MasterFox
10-13-2006, 10:55 AM
Neither side would win. The gangsta wannabees won't hit anything, while the emos would just sit there depressed. Eventually the cops would come and arrest them all.
Baka91
10-13-2006, 11:02 AM
The emo's wins cause they got Sasuke
MasterFox
10-13-2006, 11:35 AM
Sasuke never went against a gun.
Comic Book Guy
10-13-2006, 11:52 AM
The emo's wins cause they got Sasuke
He's nothing compared to Shinji.
Baka91
10-13-2006, 11:55 AM
He's nothing compared to Shinji.
True........
Jack Bauer
10-13-2006, 02:56 PM
The emo's wins cause they got Sasuke
Yea last time I checked he's a fictional character from a fictional manga/anime. All that aside, the emos usually uses razors or knives and have no experience with guns. So the emos would have bad aiming and just cut themselves.
The gangstas would fuck their assholes afterwards since most emo guys look like females.
So they both lose.
Azure-kun
10-13-2006, 03:22 PM
....the Gangsta wannabe's Happen to have UtahCrip on there side, The emo's die in an instant due to his Poor Usage of English dictionary Replacing the letters "K" with "C".
Baka91
10-13-2006, 03:25 PM
sasuke is the ultimate emo and he can handle razor blades good
after years of cutting himself so the emo's may have a chance!
....If they don't commit suicide
Azure-kun
10-13-2006, 03:30 PM
sasuke is the ultimate emo and he can handle razor blades good
after years of cutting himself so the emo's may have a chance!
....If they don't commit suicide
like I said, Utahcrip, our own NF member is a Problem to sasuke....it would be a nice fight cuz whoever loses, we win.:)
Baka91
10-13-2006, 03:34 PM
like I said, Utahcrip, our own NF member is a Problem to sasuke....it would be a nice fight cuz whoever loses, we win.:)
You are right Utahcrip's drive by skills will own Sasuke's lame Razor blade
:laugh
Pimp of Pimps
10-13-2006, 03:42 PM
The wangstas win.
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