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Endless Mike
10-10-2006, 10:48 AM
The fight takes place on a plane.

Who wins?
el MoFo
10-10-2006, 11:30 AM
samuel L. jackson

cause he's a bad MoFo, and he had it with those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane
uncanny_sama
10-10-2006, 11:45 AM
have you seen sam jackson work the tasergun?

oro doesnt stand a chance
Goodfellow
10-10-2006, 12:14 PM
A Jackson versus a Jackson eh?

I go for Jackson.
fluit
10-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Samuel L. Jackson with the diy flamethrower
Megadoomer
10-10-2006, 04:59 PM
Why don't you add Solid Snake, Snake 'Jailbird' (the Simpsons), and Voldemort as well?
DeepThought
10-10-2006, 05:00 PM
Becaus Jackson would school them all!
Darth Judicar
10-10-2006, 05:13 PM
Samuel L. Jackson.

I like the snake references with the plane and Orochimaru heh heh. Really though, how could even the great Orochimaru take down a Jedi Master/FBI Agent/Scientist/whatever else.
Miyata Prime
10-10-2006, 05:15 PM
Oro is outclassed here.
Sasori
10-10-2006, 05:44 PM
Jackson on a plane is invincible.

A Plane is to Jackson, like Spinach is to Popeye.
TheStoryMaster
10-10-2006, 06:09 PM
maybe Orochimaru will just take Samuel L. Jackson's body instead of Sasuke. lol
EXhack
10-10-2006, 06:26 PM
Samuel L Jackson wins by ejecting Oro out of the plane and into a volcano.
RAGING BONER
10-10-2006, 06:29 PM
is this with or without prep-time?
Geese
10-10-2006, 06:34 PM
Well, he's fucking Mace Windu.
Danchou
10-10-2006, 09:31 PM
Samuel L. Jackson prime (Jules Winnfield) would pawn Oro.
Suzumebachi
10-10-2006, 09:34 PM
Well, he's fucking Mace Windu.

Sam Jackson + lightsaber + plane + jerri curl = UNBEATABLE
gabha
10-10-2006, 10:33 PM
Why is there no mention of his "mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" qoute in this thread?!?! Are we really on the Internet?!?!
Suzumebachi
10-10-2006, 10:38 PM
^We don't allow naugthy words on the internet. Just porn.
mustang
10-10-2006, 10:52 PM
Seriously Oro doesn't have a chance in hell against Jackson on a plane, I give Oro a minute at best.
escamoh
10-10-2006, 10:53 PM
The Samuel from Pee Wee's Playhouse would win.
Brandt
10-10-2006, 10:56 PM
We need a poll.

And I vote Samuel L. Jackson. Oro doesn't stand a chance.
Predator
10-11-2006, 07:27 AM
Samuel, hands down. He was a jedi, he was an fbi agent, he was bruce willis' sidekick, he was mother fucking everything.
Oro would look at samuel and try and run... but finds no place to hide... and then oro would jump to his own doom, knowing suicide is a far better death than what was coming for him by Samuel L. Jackson.

Fear da Samuel L. Jackson
MiNaC
10-11-2006, 07:38 AM
Why is there no mention of his "mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" qoute in this thread?!?! Are we really on the Internet?!?!

Have you even read the first reply? :notrust

samuel L. jackson

cause he's a bad MoFo, and he had it with those motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane

:oh
Wesley
10-11-2006, 07:43 AM
But if Orochimaru summons Velicoraptors, Sammy wouldn't stand a chance.