What if...?

[maaster999]

K guys,
This is supposed to be a "game".
I´ll explain how it work´s:

I'm going to start of with a "what if...?" question.
The next person who posts answer's that and make's up a "what if...?" question himself.
All question's need to be related to Naruto.

My question :
"What if Gaara was a konoha ninja and was a s-rank ninja?"

[Futagokage]

Question!!!!!

The next one answer the question, short answers, long answers????

Current question still:
What if Gaara was a konoha ninja and was a s-rank ninja?"

[The Fourth Hokage]

If Gaara were a Konoha ninja then the chuunin exams would've been a bit different that's for sure. Also, Akatsuki would've come to Konoha a lot earlier being that both Gaara and Naruto are there. That would've given them very little time to prepare and the story would've turned out much differently (more in Akatsuki favor).

Question: What if Naruto was actually Yondaime? (hint: The use of shiki fuujin on a bijuu had an unforseen side effect which created Naruto.)

[Goodfellow]

Then a lot of really silly theories would be correct.
Question: What if Orochimaru wouldn't not have been able to regenerate when he meet the KN4?

[DeepThought]

A: There would be no argument over who Naruto's final villain is (AL)
Q: What if Obito didn't die? More specifically, wasn't crushed?

[Mark_II]

Kakashi would never have finished his chidori/raidori move and possibly wouldn't have been able to take out the other evil guy in the tree. He could have died, but if not, he wouldn't be the kickass ninja he is today, instead he would probably spam a jutsu all the time. Naruto and friends wouldn't be as awesome and sasuke would die when he fights naruto on the hospital roof.

Q: What would have happened if Sasuke was released form the evil drum (when he became stage 2 cursed) too early/ before he'd properly transformed?

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

Naruto wud kick his ass and bring him back

what if naruto never met jiraya

[Sweeney Todd]

Then he'd lose to Neji and most likly never learn any new skills.

What if Saskue never got the curse from Orochimaru.

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

hed fight itachi and die

what if they stoped making naruto

[What The]

People on these forums would cry, especially the obsessed ones. LOL.

What if Sakura beat Sasuke?

[Whitest Rose]

What if Jiraiya & Tsunade are Yondaime-sama's parents, & Yondaime-sama is Naruto-kun's father, making Tsunade & Jiraiya Naruto-kun's grandparents?!?

Uhh...
And....

If you talk about that of which you do not speak, have you not spoken that of which you do not talk? :huh

[Sara]

THEN YONDAIME WOULD BE A MAN-WOMAN! AHHHHH!!!!!

What if Chouji stops eating?!??! :O

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

hell get skinny and ppl mite like him

what if they took the 9 tails out of naruto

[Haseo]

The nine tails will kill everybody

Question:what if gaara was a girl?

[Sara]

Then he would like muffins instead of cookies. =P

What if the people in Naruto were astronauts?

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

wen naruto farted only he wud smell it and lose to kiba

what if naruto was a pot head

[Sara]

Then Kakashi would be a millionaire. :P

What if Tenten fell in love with Lee who fell in love with Gaara?

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

that would be one nasty orgi

what if kakashi was gay

[Wilykat]

Then a lot of other male ninja would be keeping away from the pervert.

What if Naruto wasn't a dead last but rather on par with Sasuke in school?

[Jenna Berry]

Then every Super-Naruto fanfiction would come true

What if Sasuke never went to shuriken practice on the day Itachi killed the clan?

[Wilykat]

Then Sasuke would have witnessed the horror and quite likely got some help before Itachi was finished unless Itachi stopped him.

What if Naruto grew a brain and used the shadow clones to help find the bug in bikouchuu arc??

[naritaUzumaki]

they wouldnt be in so much trouble, hinata may not use her new attack(jutsu)

what if yondaime is still alive?

[Futagokage]

A: He will be the more famous people rumored to be alive, like Elvis, He would create a perfect version of Rasengan, anda couple of more incredible techniques. He would be a vagabond who go around the world looking for an answer, because he has to left Konoha for a reason. He sealed Kyuubi in Naruto because if he sealed on himself he would die.

Q: What if Lee beat Gaara in the Chuunin exam?

[maaster999]

A: Then lee would be stronger because he missed alot of training when he was in the hospital

Q: What if naruto didnt carryed the demon

[Monkeydude]

He would get his ass kicked.

What if Shikamaru was dumb?

[maaster999]

A: Then we had one chuunin less

Q: What if sarutobi still lived and killed orochiumaru:P

[Jenna Berry]

Then more then half of the series would be different, and Sasuke wouldn't look like a mix between a drag queen and Fabio =\


What if there was no Akatsuki?

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

then atachi wud join orochimaru

what if naruto was a girl

[DeepThought]

Sexy no Jutsu would be a guy... bummer
What if Sakura died on the first mission? (not their "first first", the Zabuza arc)

[Saurus]

Naruto would unleash the full extent of kyuubi

What if the fillers never ended ?

[Lovewitches]

A: then we all would rot and die.. forever

Q:What if Gai sensei had a real relationship to Tenten?

[Saurus]

LEe would get jealous and open all 8 gates ,, includin 2 secret ones .. and self-destruct!

What iff kakashi didnt have sharingan

[Lovewitches]

A :then he would own the ramen shop and eat babies.

Q:What if Naruto had a crush on Kakashi? :jk

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

then no one wud like him

what if naruto hated ramen

[Sara]

Then he's love cheetos.

What if Hidan is related to InuYasha?

[Ichigo Uzimaki]

then naruto wud win with Sit Boy no jutsu

What if naruto was real

[Nny]

Then I'd be his friend ^^

Ok, What if Oro managed to summon the fourth hokage when fighting the third?

[Wilykat]

Then the third would be dead and Orochi would still have full use of his arms.

What if Sasuke allowed Saukra to go with him that night he ran to Orochimaru?

[Treima]

Then Sasuke would still be straight and NaruHina would come true. Hey, come ti think of it, that wouldn't be so bad...

Anyway, What if Sasuke had never left Konoha?

[Nny]

Then Oro would make Sakura his slave...


What if the Third chose Oro to be the fourth hokage?

[Futagokage]

Then All konoha students would have to be Darkies, Uchiha Emo clan would be a reality and the world would be His.

Or probably had died against the Kyuubi and Tsunade would be Hokage 12 years early.

We would know if "that Guy"(who is not Yondaime right now) is Naruto's father.

What if Jiraiya is Naruto's Father?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then Naruto would own his only dirty comic business, and become rich.

What if Lee didnt have eyebrows??

[shady0008]

Gai wouldnt have commented on how good they look and naruto would call him no brows like zabuza

what if gaara had the kyuubi and naruto had shukaku??

[Saurus]

Gaara would be hyperactive ... and Naruto would be silent and deadly

[Sara]

Um....ooooooooo....kay....:oh

What is Anko was Kakashi's dentist?

[Haseo]

Kakashi would have messed up teeth

what if sasuke was the name of the show?

[Nny]

Then Sasuke would be the main character.


What if Kakashi turns evil?

[Marshie♥]

^He'll join the Akatsuki

Question: What if Sakura wasn't born?

[Futagokage]

Then Shino would have been in Naruto and Sasuke team, so the fights would be easier and nor Both of them would be strong enough to pass in the third Chuunin exam. Naruto would become a Ramen chef and Sasuke would look for Orochimaru after the test. Remember Sakura in part I was a necesary Handicap for team 7.

What if Orochimaru never left Konoha and with his help the kyuubi were defeated without relying on the seal technique?

[shady0008]

his still be pissed that he didnt get the hokage job and still exact revenge on konoha and naruto would been as strong as konohamaru and the whole storyline wouldnt exist

what if jiraiya scored with tsunade??

[Centeolt]

Then a lot of smexy pervy girls would be born. (Dream come true)

What if Ino, instead of Hinata, liked Naruto.

[Chita]

Then Ino will consider Hinata as her best rival and go crazy at Naruto.

What if Sasuke never cured by Tsunade after his fight against Itachi?

[Sara]

Then Sauce-gay would go BOOM. Too late he already did. =P

What if Naruto's father is actually a chicken wing?

[Monkeydude]

Then Chouji (or his father) is the murderer of Naruto's father

What if Jirayia was an anti-perv?

[Sara]

Then Orochimaru would be a pervert

What if Deidara was in love with Tobi? :S

[~Redchaos325~]

Tobi would be written out of the anime...

What if Naruto ate Kakashi's pet food?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Naruto would be in the Bathroom for a long time like with the stale milk.

What if the Naruto's new jutsu was pointless?

[Marshie♥]

^Then it should be better if he's not the main character of the story.

V What if Shikamaru became hyperactive and Ino became lazy?

[Smoke]

more people would watch teh show

what if naruto only had 2 whiskers on each cheek?

[Wilykat]

Then Naruto wouldn't have lasted past the first season on account of being uncute.

What if Naruto aimed a little lower in the final fight at the vally of the end instead of trying to scratch Sasuke's forehead protector?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Sasuke would have been castrated

What if Sakura and Hinata fought for Naruto's affection?

[Kurosaki Taichou]

Although i would like Hinata to pwn Sakura, the truth is that if they did no matter who wins, Naruto would like Sakura by default!

but still Hinata would PWN! XD

q: what if Ero-Sennin was the Akatsuki Leader??

hopefull this q has not been posted yet!
i CBFd reading from the start! smile-big LOL

[Ryubaka.]

he would be a hypocrite.

What if Shikamaru and Temari got married?

[Marshie♥]

^Shikamaru and Temari will just elope and find a new place to live as a married couple since they can't decide whether to stay in Konoha or Suna.

V What could be Naruto's favorite food if ramen noodles wouldn't exist?

[~Redchaos325~]

McDonalds...

What if Kakashi didnt have a sharingan eye?

[Marshie♥]

^He can't copy techniques

V What if Oro is really gay?

[shady0008]

he already is

oh if u mean if hes REALLY gay

then sasuke's gonna get raped but since he doesnt care what happens to himself his gonna like it and becomes oros bitch

what if jiraiya summoned katsyumi the slug instread of the gamas

[~Redchaos325~]

Then he would get slime everywhere.

What if Gaara actually died?

[Marshie♥]

Kankuro will become Kazekage

What if Sasuke revive his clan?

[~Redchaos325~]

Sasuke would take title as king.

What if Itachi killed Sasuke?

[Leanne]

Naruto would be so angry that he'll release the kyuubi totally. And it would suck because Sasuke killing Itachi is one of the main story lines in the series. It has to happen!

What if Sasuke would kill Sakura?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then Naruto would get angry and kill Sasuke in revenge.

What if Naruto commited suicide?

[Sara]

Then Hinata would be a bedwetter.

What if I took Naruto's kyuubi and attacked people with it?

[Tenten-chan!]

I guess we'd all be dead.

What if Naruto had left instead of Sasuke?

[Sara]

Then Hinata would have become an emo singer.

What if Chouji was a fish?

[Danse]

he would eat himself

what if Gai's hair and teeth fell out

[Sara]

Then Lee would worship porkchops.

What if Gaara was the muffin man?

[i.Hyuuga]

Then i guess he starred in alot of movies and books.

What if the leader of Akatsuki was Naruto's mother?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Then he would help his mommy destroy Konoha and attain power.

What if Naruto carried a wallet instead of a gay frog purse?

[Tonberry King]

Then he would be rich after selling it to Sasuke.

What if Rock Lee had won the prelim battle with Gaara, but Gaara didn't die?

[Killer Goats]

Gaara would be Lee's bitch.

What if Sakura had a small forehead?

[Jenna Berry]

^She would've been accepted

What if Obito never died?

[Chee]

Then Kakashi probably would be owned by Zabuza.

What if Naruto didn't like ramen?

[Tonberry King]

THE UNIVERSE AS WE KNOW IT WOULD END!:omg

What if the Akatsuki were good guys?

[Sara]

Then I'd knock some sense into my Itachi-kun. (Naw I'd never hurt him :love)

What if Tsunade was a man?

[Tonberry King]

He would be gay.

What if Itatchi killed Naruto?

[Sara]

Then Naruto would be fish food.

What if Kisame worked at KFC?

[Killer Goats]

There would be Chiken Fishwings.

What if Itachi is really blind?

[Sara]

Then I'll heal him.

What if Sasori was a piece of toast?

[Tonberry King]

mmmmmmmm.... toast!*eats sasori*.

What if sakura caught Sasuke masturbating and found out that he is actually a girl?

[Jenna Berry]

^She'd make out with him anyway:oh

What if Naruto gives up on finding Sasuke?

[Sara]

Then Sakura's forehead would grow in size.

What if Tony the tiger Mizuki fell in love with Neji?

[Red]

then neij would be able to see why kids like frosted flakes
What if kakashi was a really hot chick

[Tonberry King]

Naruto would want to do the herem jutsu at free will exept he would make himself a manly hunk (from a girl's perspective:wussfight)!

What if Sasuke found Sakura maturbating and found out she was a man?

[Sara]

Then the world would explode!

What if Ino killed Shikamaru?

[Tonberry King]

Shikamaru would come back to haunt her, or he would if it wasn't too troublesome.:P

What if Sasuke fell in love with Sakura?

[Jenna Berry]

^Then I'll be pissed:mad

What if Kishi never made Naruto?

[Sara]

Then I would have been dead by now.

What if Naruto was about CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

[Tonberry King]

^Then I'll be pissed:mad

What if Kishi never made Naruto?
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The universe would end and all the stars and planets would explode.


If naruto was about christmas then rudolphj the red-nosed reindeer would be the coolest show EEEVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if sakura had sex with naruto?

[Sara]

Then I'd stop watching Naruto.

What if Naruto was part alien and he was 45559 years old? :wtf

[Jenna Berry]

^I'd be creeped out and laugh at the plot holes

What if there was no Hinata?

[Rotc Girl]

There would be no fanservice.
What if Kankuro never wore his make up?

[Tonberry King]

SUPER DUPER ALIEN SEX WITH SAKURA!

what if itatchi really was a cheese-it?

[Jenna Berry]

I'd eat him
What if Kankuro never wore his make up?
He'd be hot 24/7:love

What if Naruto lost to Kiba in the Chuunin Exam?

[Mider T]

Then he would be popular
What if Kakashi cared about his competition with Gai?

[Sara]

Then he wouldn't be funny.

What if Tobi was a kitten?

[Chee]

Then Tobi would be the most popular character. O.o

What if the KWGOD (Killer Wooden Giraffes of Doom) ate Sasuke?

[Jenna Berry]

Naruto would kill Yamato

What if Naruto really is fiction and we're wasting our lives??

[Mider T]

Then Deidara would be a dog

[Sara]

Then I'd be emo.

What if Obito was the AL?

[Tonberry King]

Naruto would kill Yamato

What if Naruto really is fiction and we're wasting our lives??


:faint


what if we could do jutsus?>

[Jenna Berry]

What if Obito was the AL?
Then Yondaime would be Tobi:amazed

What if Kishi stole his ideas from ff.net?

[Sara]

Then I'd draw all over him.

What if Orochimaru is a millionaire?

[Tonberry King]

what if kishi stole from ff.net?
id be in de nile:omg*gasp*

what if gaara was nice?

[Sara]

Then he'd be in a wheelchair!

What if NEJI IS NOT THE FATHER!!! :omg

[Tonberry King]

then he woul be VERY horny!:omg!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ph34r m3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~muahahahahahqahahahahaha~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~

[Sara]

Ooooo.......kaaaaayyyyy.......What if Naruto and Link from Zelda switched places?

[Killer Goats]

Link wouldn't be gay anymore.

What if Naruto was a senior citizen?

[Sara]

Then Itachi would be 14.

What if Naruto wasn't about ninjas, but HIGH TECH STUFFS!

[Ramentastic]

then instead of rasengan, jiraiya would teach naruto how to use the big laser cannon of DOOM!!!:laserbeam
what if the kyubi was put into chouji and not naruto?

[~Redchaos325~]

Chouji would be fatter...

What if Oro was married??

[Sara]

Then good for him.

What if Sasuke was the sensei, and Kakashi was in his place?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then Sasuke would teach Kakashi chidori...

What if Naruto was still in the academy?

[Tonberry King]

Then he would be best friends with Konohamaru;):P

What if Naruto was canceled?

[Jenna Berry]

Then we would die

What if Haku was really a girl?

[Killer Goats]

World Peace.

What if Orochimaru liked Ice cream?

[Tonberry King]

She already was.

What if you got to pick a band that got to make a guest in a Naruto ep?
GORILLAZ!XD

[Sara]

Then I'd kill you. ^_^

What if Rock Lee wore a pink unitard instead of a green one?

[Tonberry King]

then he'd kill you ^_^

What if tenten beat temari?

[Killer Goats]

TenTen will be useful!

What if Gaara stole your jar of mayo?

[Sara]

Then I'd kill Tenten. ^_^ Copycat...

What if Kisame's sword is a giant popsicle?

[Tonberry King]

he would be an ice ninja

What if the akatsuki decided to were womens' robes?

[Sara]

Then I wouldn't be in the akatsuki anymore. (Even though I am female)

What if Sakura hula dances?

[Tonberry King]

she'd be off in hawaii somewhere instead of on a tv show.

what if we all got to do voices in a naruto ep?

[Sara]

Then I'd be doing Anko! ^_^ Yup

What if there was a live action Naruto movie?

[Tonberry King]

i'd die laughing

what if we got to make an ep/chapter of naruto and do that voices?

[Kurosaki Taichou]

The Gaara would have recovered and hunted lee down and killed lee and also remained evil since he wouldn't have fought against Naruto.

what if naruto went 4 tail release against the shukkaku without gama-oyabin to help him out??

[~Redchaos325~]

Then he would die a slow and pitiful death.

What if Kakashi accidentally killed Sasuke when teaching him chidori??

[Tonberry King]

i'd be a happy camper!:nod

What if Lee never had to recover from the prelims?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then he would be out of the series.

What if Sakura liked Hinata???

[Tonberry King]

:rotfl

What if everyone was homo and naruto was a hentai? :huh

[~Redchaos325~]

That would be weird...and this site, i hate to think of it.

What if Sai was killed in a car accident?

[Sai_What]

Then Oro would have to clone Sasuke AGAIN.
What if Hinata suddenly wasn't shy?

[~Redchaos325~]

She would have done Naruto a long time ago...

What if Kabuto was Narutos dad??

[Sleestix]

he would have killed himself

What if Sasuke killed Orochimaru during the Chunnin exam?

[GrandTheftAutumn]

Then there'd be no solid story.

What if Sakura died in a tragic accident?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Then Ino wouldn't have any competition for Sasuke.

What if Naruto met Luffy face to face?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then he would live forever...

What if Naruto, kills Sakura?

[Kurosaki Taichou]

then hinata would hav naruto all to herself YAY!!!!!

what if Naruto PWNED the Uchiha clan and laid the blame on Itachi??:oh

[~Redchaos325~]

Then Sasuke would still want to kill Itachi.

What if Kakashi's sharingan eye is just a contact lens?

[Kurosaki Taichou]

then it would be the most PWNAGE contact lens eva!!!!!!!!

wat if deidara had no clay??

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Then he would use playdoh

what if Naruto had a twin sister?

[Kurosaki Taichou]

then jiraya would hav more reason for training him!! XD

wat if ero sennin was not really an ero (sukebe)??

[~Redchaos325~]

Narutos training would have never happened.

What if Kiba didnt have Akamaru??

[Marshie♥]

^He wouldn't act like a dog

V What if Sakura didn't cut her hair?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Then she wouldn't tie with Ino in the chunin exams.

What if Naruto ate chicken instead of Ramen

[~Redchaos325~]

He wouldnt be so Naruto-ish

What if Jiariya was gay??

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Then Naruto's sexy jutsu would be strip tease

What if Gai didn't wear tight clothes and shaved his eyebrows

[Marshie♥]

^He will be handsome lol

V What if Shino doesn't wear glasses?

[i.Hyuuga]

Then he wouldn't as mysterious as he is.

What if Kakashi acted like Jiraya and Jiraya acted like Kakashi?

[~Redchaos325~]

Ther would be no change at all.

What if Shino lost all his bugs??

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

then he would be 10lbs lighter

What if the Narutoverse communicated with Nextel instead of birds

[Kurosaki Taichou]

assuming nextel is a phone company,

godaime would be inundated by phone calls!!:wink

PWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for those who saw my other post):nod

[Sara]

Ooookayyyyy thennnnnnn......What if there wasn't a chuunin exam arc?

[UchihaSasuke1123]

Then Orochimaru's conspiracy would have to be completed a different way.

What if Sasuke had somehow defeated Gaara in the Chuunin match-ups?

[Sara]

Then I'd hate him even more than I already do.

What if Tobi was Itachi's partner instead of Kisame?

[..::Dave::..]

then he would be dead

what if shino had off bug spray

[Sara]

Then his dad would kill him.

What if Zetzu was a chicken?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

then he would have no need to eat flies.

what if Kiba had a parrot instead of Akimaru

[..::Dave::..]

His hair would look like sasukes only more colourfull

what if akatsuki leader would light a cigaret

[Kiri_No_Haku]

he would get cancer

wat if sasuke was a teddy bear?

[Sara]

Then I'd rip his head off and thow him at the wall.

What if all the people in Naruto played Yugioh?

[Tonberry King]

summoned skull! use kage bunshin no jutsu !

what if kisame was a banana?

[Sara]

Then he would have died long ago...:oh

What if Haku thought Deidara was a girl, and deidara thought Haku was a girl, and they went on a date? :S

[Tonberry King]

then they would be gay, lesbo and straight:S :faint

What if Orochimaru was a sand ninja?

[Sara]

Then his hair would be pink and he wouldn't have such a long tongue.

What if Inoichi is a woman? :omg

[Tonberry King]

SHE IS!:omg

whos the guy with the big plant claw thing on his head?

what if sasuke got defeated by ino?

[Loki]

SHE IS!:omg

whos the guy with the big plant claw thing on his head?

what if sasuke got defeated by ino?


Then he would work in a flover shop and be less gay~

what Saske where older then Itachi? :P

[Tonberry King]

it would be the opposite of whats happening now:omg!

what if sasuke secretly likes pansies?

[Sara]

Then he would be gay-ER!

What if Orochimaru likes chicken!!!!!?

[Futagokage]

His powers would be strange, he would call Chikenzilla instead of that purple snake.

What if Jiraiya was gay????

[Sara]

Then Orochimaru would've killed himsel before.

What if Sakura's mother is KABUTO!

[Sai_What]

Then Kabuto must have dyed his hair gray.
What if Kiba is allergic to dogs?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

then Akimaru would go to the pound

What if the sharigan was hazel instead of red

[~Redchaos325~]

Then It would be weird...

What if Oro turned in a snake, completly?

[Leader G Zer0]

then he would be a bad killa but wouldnt be able to do jutsus

question: what if orochimaru took over naruto's body?

[InoSakuShine]

Nobody would take him seriously.
What if Ino and Sasuke hooked up in front of Sakura?

[~Redchaos325~]

She would kill Ino...and still like Sasuke.

What if Zazuba was a girl?

[Kiri_No_Haku]

Then he would want Naruto's little boy body instead or (too nasty to say)

Wat if Haku (yay) was a leaf ninja and killed Sasuke and became Hinatas boyfriend and had the skill to auto kill ppl if they thought he was a girl and HInata wqas a lesbo?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

Haku would be one badass mofo.

What if Zabuza survived and joined the leaf village

[Tonberry King]

he would rule SO HARD!
what if sakura liked Kankuro instead of sasuke?

[LadyLuck]

Then Gaara would die of jealousy. (pathetic)

What if Sasuke made a pass at Naruto?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

No one will be shocked.

What if Sasuke was castrated and couldn't form feelings for Sakura

[i.Hyuuga]

Feelings for Sakura? isn't he gay?

What if orochimaru stole Tsunades' body instead of Sasuke?

[~Redchaos325~]

Hed have alot more fun!! lol

What if Naruto didnt exist but instead it was Konohamaru?

[InoSakuShine]

He would totally fail in the ninja art of deception.
What if Naruto stole Kakshi's book Icha Icha Paradise?

[Tonberry King]

NARUTO WOULD BE TYE MOST PERVERTED

what if the naruniverse collided with the kingod hearts universe?

[~Redchaos325~]

That would cause a shit load of random shit to happen...

What if Sasuke was Naruto's brother??

[i.Hyuuga]

Then Naruto should have some what of the uchiha bloodline heritage and Sasuke mum is a whore.

What if Shikamaru became the 6th Hokage

[InoSakuShine]

Sibling rivalry to no limit.....
What if the Ramen girl stalked Kakashi?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then he would probably get free ramen

What if Naruto killed the rest of Akatsuki by himself?

[Tonberry King]

he would become hokage:amazed

what if naruto got taken over by kyuubi, stoped himself, but dying in the process, and became hokage, ending the whole thing?

[Animehead]

Kakashi would probably enjoy it

What if when Ed and Al Elric ended up in Konoha?

[Tonberry King]

alchemy no jutsu?(sorry, i don't watch the show, didn't catch it on time and now it's too late:sweat)

What if sasuke died a few eps after the fillers ended?

[i.Hyuuga]

No one would be surprised

What if Shino made an ipod commercial?

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

constant sellout

what if naruto had an arc about the kyuubi and the 4th battle?

[Leader G Zer0]

can naruto get any better?

what if Anko and tsunade had a fight over sasuke

[i.Hyuuga]

Sakura and Ino would kill the both of them

What if Hinata became a total bitch.

[naritaUzumaki]

they would separate their ways...

what if naruto kissed sakura (in the earlier episode) and not sasuke

[Leader G Zer0]

she would force naruto to be with her

what if hinata and neji had a child

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

incest baby naruto's new spinoff

what if naruto didn't have stale milk and successfully kissed sakura in the beginning

[i.Hyuuga]

Sakura would have punched him in the face

What if Ten-Ten was feeling aroused and flash her goods to Neji

[Leader G Zer0]

byakugan sex, ultimate feeling

what if kimmimaro didnt have his bloodline ability

[naritaUzumaki]

he will not be related to oro... he wouldnt be a part of naruto series

what if stopped reading "come come paradise"?

[i.Hyuuga]

Then Kakashi would start reading some other perverted book.

What if Naruto was highly intelligent.

[Killer Goats]

Massive damage!

What if Lee shaved his head?

[dummy plug]

den shizune would not giv a crap on gaara...he's too young for her...lol

wat if the AL is really the fourth hokage?

[Sai_What]

Than Gai would start dating Neji instead.
What if Itachi was allergic to fish?

[i.Hyuuga]

He wouldn't hang around with Kisame

What if Deidara started stripping in front of Akatsuki?

[Sai_What]

Oro would come back.
What if Gaara took sleep medication?

[naritaUzumaki]

shukaku will come out...

what if hinata was killed by itachi

[~Redchaos325~]

I wonder who would care???

What if Hinata killed Itachi??

[i.Hyuuga]

Everyone would be shocked and Neji would be scared shitless

What if Lee became a stripper?

[~Redchaos325~]

I dont think anyone would go to see him..

What if Jiariya did go to see him??

[i.Hyuuga]

Then Orochimaru would be pleased

What if Neji kept saying "My dicks the bomb, baby, baby, baby" to Tsunade

[~Redchaos325~]

Tsunande would have done him in an instant.

What if Gaara never killed anyone??

[dummy plug]

den dats a boring anime if gaara ddnt kill anyone...

so wat if neji devices a new jutsu using byakuugan to see thru girls underwear? lol

[xKrazYx]

Then Neji will never leave his room and will buy a tub of lub and a lot of tissues.

What if...

we were wrong about each other? What if you were really meant for me. What if we were supposed to be together, would that not mean anything? =D

hahahaah just kidding

What if Neji could do Kage Bunshin no Jutsu.

[dummy plug]

den dat would be corny...so un-hyuuga thing...

wat if yamato CAN really do a mokuton thing? lyk wat shodai did...

[i.Hyuuga]

>.> Everyone is dead.

What if Hinata became the ANBU Squad Leader?

[dummy plug]

den naruto would be her weakness lol

wat if tsunade has a crush on jiraiya, all dis tym just actin lyk she doesnt care?

[i.Hyuuga]

Jiraya would hump her brains out if he found out.

What if the Sailor Scouts were apart of Akatsuki

[dummy plug]

den deidei would confess dat he's gay!

wat if akatsuki fucks every sailor soldiers? lol

[i.Hyuuga]

Lmao !! They would enjoy it as much as the DBZ gang did them

What if Naruto couldn't beat Sailor Moon?

[~Redchaos325~]

Then Naruto wouldn't be a series.

What if Neji lost to a piece of Gaara's sand?

[i.Hyuuga]

Then i've lost all respect for him.

What if Yondaime lost to Nejis' "Hakke; Sanbyaku Rokujyushiki" 361 strikes.

[~Redchaos325~]

Well then Konoha has to take a long look at who they choose to be their leaders

What if all ninja's were destroyed because of a freak fire??

[Futagokage]

Then the people would create Militia to defend them, and Inari's country of waves would be the strongest one out there.

What if Shino were in love with Hinata?

[i.Hyuuga]

Hm, explains the mysterious bump in his pants and why his hands is always in his pocket...

What if Kisame had a one night stand with a fish.

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

That is the story of how he recieved his sword

What if the Akatsuki partners are really partners

[Sara]

Then I'll be an anti-Akatsuki fan for life.

What if Haku is the AL?

[Leader G Zer0]

he's the best actor I've ever seen

what if kakashi was gay

[Sara]

Then I'd laugh at his fans. =P

What if Orochimaru is related to Ranma?

[Tonberry King]

then they would be partners:huh
answer to wrong questioon.^^^


what if shino and kankuro joined the akatsuki and then shino overthrew the leader and became leader?

[Sara]

The he'd be a REALLY shiney Shino.

What if Sasuke was a giraffe?

[Tonberry King]

he'd be a tiny giraffe that looked like a horse, and a disgrace to the KWGNoD

What if kankuro had made an orginal move instead of copying gaara's(the darkness jutsu = sand coffin/sand burial)

[Sara]

Then he'd be a rockstar!

What if Hayate is from Texas? *crosses fingers*

[Tonberry King]

i'll let someone else answer that, i only know about things from other people and things online

[♠Mr.Nibbles♠]

i'll try and say he would have a hat

what if akimaru was a horse with no saddle and kiba couldn't ride

[Sara]

Then he wouldn't be able to hump poles... :oh

What if Shikamaru was a mogar? (w/e that is)