Political battle royale

[Endless Mike]

George Bush Sr. vs. Ted Stevens vs. Bill Clinton vs. John Kerry vs. Ross Perot vs. Howard Dean vs. Al Gore vs. George Bush Jr.

To the death, bloodlust is on.

[Darklyre]

Howard Dean goes BYAH! and destroys everyone else.

[Giovanni Rild]

Deepthorat comes back and exposes them all

[EvilMoogle]

Unarmed Melee?

George HW Bush: 82
George W Bush: 60
Ted Stevens: 84
Bill Clinton: 60
John Kerry: 63
Ross Perot: 76
Howard Dean: 58
Al Gore: 58
(All ages within one year I didn't feel like looking at who's had birthdays this year yet)

So, right off the bat I'm gonna say HW, Ted, and Perot all fall and break hips walking to the fight.

They're all the pampered kids of rich parents so no advantages there.

Clinton strikes me as too much of a talker to fight, so I'm going to go ahead and count him out.

Likewise, Gore seems too ridgid to fight, doesn't seem like he'd do very well.

"W" was in the national guard, but as a piolet so unless we're fighting with planes I don't think he'll have much of a chance.

Kerry's got some war experience so we'll give him some plus points for that.

Dean's crazy, he's got a mean look to him and might be rabid, definate plus points there.

Basically I think it comes down to if Dean can keep his crazy-energy focused on the fight. If he can, Kerry's a dead man. If Dean gets distracted or unfocused then Kerry can seize the advantage for a win. Dean also takes some time to work himself into a frenzy, so Kerry might be able to get an early advantage in the fight.

I don't know, I'd probably say Kerry 4/10, Dean 4/10, someone-else-gets-lucky 2/10.

(Yes, I just did a semi-serious analysis of a joke thread)

[The Nameless Pharaoh]

Three words: I HATE POLITICIANS.

[Pipboy]

Bill Clinton easily. He has the charm, he has the cigar, he has the support of moderately attractive women everywere.

Seriously though Bill, he is the best politician of them by far.

[Goodfellow]

They all die somehow, but Clinton always survives catastrophes (how much they might blow, he will still always get on top!) and wins by default.