Worst movies you have ever seen?

[Chas3265]

Mine would have to be Dracula 3000. A close second would be Starship Troopers 2.

[mpthread]

Queen of the damed, I'm still pissed off at that movie

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

Daredevil. Most pathetic movie ever.
Hero is a distant second.

[Chas3265]

Hero doesn't make any sense to me.

[KisameX]

The worst movie I've ever seen would probably be Still Crazy

[Forsaken]

A close second would be Starship Troopers 2.
Didn't even know they made a sequel to that.

The worst movie I've seen was Waterworld. Dude, Where's My Car? comes in pretty close too. I still can't believe I watched 15 minutes of that on TV.

[anime_boy94]

I would have to say have to say the worst movie i have seen is the hulk

[Saurus]

the worst movie is probably lord of the rings ........................just joking :D :D
seriously the worst movie is definitly [besides all the old crappy ones] ...... erm ... i dont know... i dont watch films that seem crappy ... :blink :amuse

[Kitsune-kun]

The worst movie I rember actually going to was Rocky and Bullwinkle

[4thokage]

I would have to say have to say the worst movie i have seen is the hulk
thats the worst movie ive ever have seen in the cinema but i watched lot of bad movies on TV (to much to list)

[Natasha]

Soliaris (new version was relly terrible, but old version is terrible too.:)

[ch1x012711]

I hate Saved...that movie was just....blah....it was funny here and there but overall I just don't like it...

[Darc_d3mon]

The worst movie i have seen hmmmm... lets see ide say... Starship Troopers 2 its so retarded bug taking over your mind.....

[aNk0_LaNe]

Oh man, what a hard question.....

I guess nothing compares to all the mexican action movies of the 70's... The Almada Brothers productions...

Oh God... that... that really sucked!

[Rurouni]

Probably 13 Going on 30. (I watched it on an airplane and it was the best choice there.)

[LukeNukeM]

Geez.. tough question..erm..i cant remember those darn names.. my brain just wont allow crappy movies.. erm.. ah! the blair witch project 2! ahah that most definately sucked!

[aNk0_LaNe]

Now that you mention airplane movies... I saw Lizzy McGuire there... another movie that sucked but was the best option there, of course I decided to sleep instead.

[Malice]

Manos or Mothra. Both are motarted to the max.

[Yukimura]

Really? But Dracula 3000 creeped me out and gave me paranoia when I saw the DVD case at Blockbuster.

But yeah, on topic here.

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Death, Air (wth?!), Rebirth had to be the WORST movie I've ever seen. It was a producer's play on how trusting people were by showing random clips of random things, and pretending that they relate to each other, and that the viewer was simply not intelligent enough to make the connection. I've seen a lot of movies and anime like this actually, one of them being Lain. People think it's incredibly brilliant just because they themselves do not understand it, while it's obvious that the producers made it so that you couldn't understand it, just so it'd seem smart.

Sorry for the rant.

[Malice]

Kid, you're dumb, no offense. You have to be smart to understand it. it's not just flashing images, that was episode 25 and 26's job. Don't something you yourself don't understand. The two movies were for people that understand that kind of deepness, and the point of Death and Rebirth was to set the stage for the masterpiece, End of Evangelion, which you also need a mind to understand. It's deep, and difficult to figure out. You need to watch it a few times. Have a nice day.

Sorry for the burn.

[G@4|24]

lol malice =P

HULK sucks balls.. poor stan lee

[Casper0878]

showgirls. even though there was a lot of tits and ass through the whole movie, it just really lacked something. sucked booty

[Chas3265]

Really? But Dracula 3000 creeped me out and gave me paranoia when I saw the DVD case at Blockbuster.
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.rowdysdvds.com/uploads/images_products/235045.jpg

[Sketchy]

The last horror movie.....really crappy...so crappy that it isn't funny anymore xD.

[suPMah]

ermhh..
none of you've ever seen movies like "delta force", 'cause if you haven't then you can't talk about bad movies... and none of you has named even one schwarzenegger movie, it's a disgrace!

anyway the worst movie i've ever seen must be "freedom strike" (all hail america, ne?)
hmm some steven segall (or wossname) movies are really close as well...

[Jåpånë§ë-Rïçëbåll]

As for my worst movie choice...it will go to Maid In Manhattan (bleh,predictable/cliché love story),Gigli (though I didnt watch it,heard it was bad..)..well,and erm..a lot more that I can't remember...I rarely watch a bad movie 'cause sometimes I would scan through online and newpapers reviews before catching them..ya..

[G@4|24]

LOLLL dude delta force ooh yea!!! hahahaha it does sucks ass, with the dude singin glory allelouia and he hypnotises everyone haha i didn't sleep watching that movie, i did watching the hulk so =P

[xxShikamaruxx]

The Village

[Hook'em]

Darkness

Just flat out the worst movie I have ever seen. Makes no sence at all.

[Chopstickx]

worst movie? not sure, but i really didnt like The Village. it was a disappointment and waste of time -_-

[naruto23]

This is going to be a tough one. I'd say any Steven Segal movies. That guy just goes overboard.

Hero rules. Go Jet

[[GeNMa]]

Worst movie.. I'd have to go with The Ring, The Bitch had nice lag in it, but that's about all.

[occasionalutopia]

The Nostril Picker.

Yes, it is an actual movie.

Yes, that was the actual title.

I thought there were no depths so deplorable my B-movie fetish could sink to, but I was wrong XD

[Vertlain]

couldn't decide on one:
- Charlie's Angels (both parts)
- Batman & Robin
- Jason X

[Keramachi]

Van Helsing. And I saw it in the theatre. Ugh... It's just mind-bogglingly bad.

[Almay]

The Core - So awful it's funny. It would really suck to see alone, but if you're with a group of friends it's a lot of fun to make fun of.

Any Godzilla movie - Yep, they're classics. They also sucked. Sucked so bad they were almost good..

The Matrix 2&3 - They weren't that bad, of course they weren't great either. They were what I would consider "decent but kinda sucky" movies. They make my list though because of their incredible ability to totally ruin the Matrix storyline. They should have just ended it with the first one :notrust

I don't see many crappy movies, I manage to stay away from them.

[Lunasakuramoon]

omg...where do i start?!

███ Game
Freddy Vs Jason
IT
Darkness
Village
Scooby doo 2
the tuxedo
the medallion (howeva u spell it)
Fat Albert
the Polar express (book-awesome...movie-BAD)
sponge bob (just stick to the tv show)
the itallian job
the terminal
catch that kid
cheetah girls (wtf)
Antwone Fisher
son of the mask (hasnt even come out and i allready hate it)
*pant, pant*

yea...thats all. and I have seen all of these movies (except son of the mask) so i can speak for my self and say....THEY SUCKED!!!!!

I'm done now....promise. OH! and did I mention that the Butterfly effect sucked too?

[ShinyHair]

omg...where do i start?!

███ Game
Freddy Vs Jason
IT
Darkness
Village
Scooby doo 2
the tuxedo
the medallion (howeva u spell it)
Fat Albert
the Polar express (book-awesome...movie-BAD)
sponge bob (just stick to the tv show)
the itallian job
the terminal
catch that kid
cheetah girls (wtf)
Antwone Fisher
son of the mask (hasnt even come out and i allready hate it)
*pant, pant*

yea...thats all. and I have seen all of these movies (except son of the mask) so i can speak for my self and say....THEY SUCKED!!!!!

I'm done now....promise. OH! and did I mention that the Butterfly effect sucked too?
All of those just sucked. Especially cheetah girls, that was completely worthless.

[Jackal Iscariot]

jason X
that movie was to much...

[Yanagi]

jason X
that movie was to much...

Aww! That was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! (Though I don't think it intended to be...)

I'd say the worst would have to be John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. Two hours of guys screaming in gibberish with shitty swords. Awful, awful movie -_-

Anaconda sucked majorly, too.

[shijuto]

satans blade was the worst ive seen.

[Uchisakira]

Dawn of the Dead really is a bad movie... Sure, it was som nice effects, men i was really bad anyway.

[shijuto]

omg...where do i start?!
...
son of the mask (hasnt even come out and i allready hate it)
*pant, pant*

i agree. makes me feel embarased to be in the theater with the trailer on it.

[Yukimura]

Kid, you're dumb, no offense. You have to be smart to understand it. it's not just flashing images, that was episode 25 and 26's job. Don't something you yourself don't understand. The two movies were for people that understand that kind of deepness, and the point of Death and Rebirth was to set the stage for the masterpiece, End of Evangelion, which you also need a mind to understand. It's deep, and difficult to figure out. You need to watch it a few times. Have a nice day.

Sorry for the burn.

That's alright, I know I'm not exactly the smartest person out there ^^;

But please, explain to me what the images were actually supposed to mean. This is what I was talking about--producers taking advantage of people's incomprehension to make themselves seem deep.

Maybe I'll give it a second try...

[NocturnalMe]

Worst movie I've ever seen HAS to be Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. I still shiver when I think about the last 15 min.

[aslan]

you most likly never heard of it (and don't go looking for it either)

Doom Generation

stupids damn movie I've ever saw

[Malice]

Tsu, the flashing images are an effect. The entire point of them are to express how the character is feeling, what's going through his head, and how. It is to portray emotion stronger than just watching the chacter. Instead, you are put inside his head.

[emi]

Pokemon 2002, Pokemon 3 The Movie, Pokemon 4 Ever.

They all sucked, and why isn't the first movie there? because the first time I watched it, I CRIED! :P

'ASHHHHHHHHHH!!'
'AHHHHH!!111111'
-Ash is rock-

Gahahaha, gotta love that part, I cried a river. XD

[naruto23]

Man ash shoulda spirit bombed all them pokemon. Then he shoulda charged up another spirit bomb, turn SSJ so he'd absorb the energy, and beat mew-two. JKZ

Now that I remember, the worst movie I've ever seen has to be Freddy VS Jason, and Jason X. Man Jason is just a walking sequel. DIE ALREADY!!!

[narutofan20052005]

i hated pokemon movies, they all sucked

[R_Lee86]

Hmm, where should I start?

-Spiderman films*
-Matrix films*
-Van Helsing
-Resident Evil films
-Star Wars 1 and 2
-Day After Tommorow
-LOTR films*
-Finding Nemo
-Batman Forever/Batman and Robin
-Jason X (worse than porn star quality acting)
-Scooby Doo

*= I dont necesarrily hate these films, I just think they were way too over hyped. And honestly, they just didnt do anything for me

And I just dont know why everyone hates Daredevil so much. It honestly wasnt that bad. It was mainly Affleck that sucked.

[Yukimura]

Tsu, the flashing images are an effect. The entire point of them are to express how the character is feeling, what's going through his head, and how. It is to portray emotion stronger than just watching the chacter. Instead, you are put inside his head.

Well okie-dokey then. By what you said, Shinji must be feeling quite a lot of confusion....a lot.

[Chas3265]

Affleck does suck. :mad

[basiK]

i'll say hellboy

[xxShikamaruxx]

House Of The Dead :laugh

[Malice]

Tsu,
Tell me, if your father hates you, your mother's dead, you just beat off on your unconcious friends chest, have been battling giant beings, you're supposed to save the world, you killed your best friend, have been reduced to a liquid matter and reformed again nude infront of tons of people, have been devoured by a sea of nothing that goes inside your head to unravel your brain to learn about you, have seen another good friend of yours merge into some white monster and the blow herself up, and then you see her the next day when you know she died, then you find out she's a clone and there are lots of her and then watch them all be decomposed, I think you would be a little confused in the best situation.

[Chas3265]

I'm guessing you're talking about Shinji?

[Malice]

Yeah. Tsu was saying that death and rebirth was the worst movie he's ever seen.

[Chas3265]

Yeah. Tsu was saying that death and rebirth was the worst movie he's ever seen.

Ooooooooooooooh.

[abfluvver]

Yeah. Tsu was saying that death and rebirth was the worst movie he's ever seen.

Then I agree with her.

[8018]

OMG!!
there a lot of movies
that i hated and thought
that were the worst EVER!!

lets start:
The Grudge
i liked the story line and everything
but it never scared me, i was waiting
to be frightend, but NO!
Darkness
Another crappy 'scary' movie, The
end sucked ppl don't watch this movie!!

Theres more but i'm too tire
and sleepy to type it

[Itachi_like_to_kill]

Of Curse Daredevil.it suxxxxx

[NocturnalMe]

you most likly never heard of it (and don't go looking for it either)

Doom Generation

stupids damn movie I've ever saw

Hahahah! I've seen it! It's pretty bad. Very offensive and pointless - which is what the filmmaker was going for - but still pretty bad. The filmmaker did such a good job of making it offensive and pointless that it also became stupid.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is worse though!

[Lacus Clyne]

The worst movie I have seen by far was The Forsaken. Bleh:P I hated it :mad

[Kurau]

theres alot.. but one i really hate is Hellboy. theres like 5minutes of action in teh whole movie.. and the action there is is stupid (boss is beat in like 10seconds.. yet some random mob is hard as hell for him to beat)

[NinjaJedi007]

have you ever seen End of Days w/arnold schwarzenegger? oh my god that is quite possibly the stupidest, crappiest, most lame movie ive ever seen in my life. there is so much cheesy crap that just makes you burst out laughing. its premise was about the end of the world. dont even rent it. find a poor soul who actually purchased the movie and just borrow it. its not worth a penny.

[Chas3265]

That's what makes Arnold so great. I recommend seeing Commander for a good laugh.

[Phosphorus]

Let's see...That Malibu movie or whatever. With the 'black' white boy. The talking made me want to puke.

[Lacus Clyne]

Let's see...That Malibu movie or whatever. With the 'black' white boy. The talking made me want to puke.
That movie would be Malibu's Most Wanted :nerve I agree... it was awful :mad

[Sasunaru-Yoru]

the worst movie also The Hulk

[Kakashidreamer]

The redone verison of House on Haunted Hill and the remake of Pyscho with VinceVaughn

[Si Style]

Now, Now, Now,
Not all movies are created to be deep and make us question our existance...
Some are simply there to entertain us.
For example, Freddy vs Jason and the Hulk, I don't consider them bad movies as such, FvsJ is the greatest film to watch when you dont wanna think or you're drunk, its just mindless violence and that makes it great. I actually think the Hulk is one of the better comic movies apart from spiderman and blade, but then I loved the comic book style edit, I like Eric Bana as an actor and Jennifer Connely is hot!

A bad movie?
- Jason X (We don't live in an age where you can out anything in space and expect it to be fantastic, maybe in the 60s or 70s, but not today! and "Uber Jason"? Jesus. this movie isn't even entertaining, its horrible)
In conclusion, a lot of the movies this century, so far, have not weighed in a favourable manner, I've been so disappointed with so much, White noise, Blade Trinity, Hellboy, Van Helsing, Day after Tomorrow, Terminator 3, SWAT, Alien v.s Predator have left a lot to be desired.
I feel we live in an age of awesome concept and bad direction. I even feel a little let down by Tim burton with Big Fish. Peter Jackson seems to be this centuries director so far...or, in my opinion, Trey Parker, Team America made me cry for hours, with laughter of course.
Wow, long post,
Thank you for your time ^_^

[NinjaJedi007]

That's what makes Arnold so great. I recommend seeing Commander for a good laugh.
ever see Suburban Commando with hulk hogan? oh man that was bad. entertaining, yet its still a piece of crap. Mr. Nanny with hulk hogan was also extremely bad as well. watch them, you'll laugh yourself to death.

[noboundZ]

the punisher......omg it sucked

[**Ino&Sakura**]

I would have to say have to say the worst movie i have seen is the hulk


Yeah. me too. hulk was the stupidest movie ever!!

[Chas3265]

I've actually seen Mr Nanny ::shudders::

[jmj102]

you most likly never heard of it (and don't go looking for it either)

Doom Generation

stupids damn movie I've ever saw

Hey but you do get to see Rose McGowan naked (Paige from Charmed)

[Amaisunshine]

DARKNESS

Don't go see it, it sucked total ass

[PeachGummi]

Worst movie I've ever seen is 28 days later. this movie sucks :notrust

[Ell-the-ewok]

Napolian Dinomight!

That film had no story line, I left the cinema! Stupid brither didnt wanna see ASOUFE! I didnt realy like the second scary movie, Troy wasnt that great, Van hellsing didnt exacly live up to the hype...

[NaraShikamaru]

OMG i seen 2 many but the worst has to be a rip off of the Blair witch project it was called the Bogus witch project it sucked like out of this world possible the worst movie ever...oh and who said Dude wheres my car was crap?? THAT MOVIE IS THE BUSINESS

[dbcomix]

worst movie i've seen is

napoleon dynomite!

why you ask? well its boring as hell! thats why-sudu!

[NaraShikamaru]

Hey that movie was just out in the cinema lately?? it did look crap from the clips

[dbcomix]

it is 50% funny and the rest is crap!

[NaraShikamaru]

Lol i guess i will just wait for it to come out on video/dvd and rent it

[Zerolok]

I love napoleon dynamite, I was dying laughing like the whole movie. Worst movie ever=The crucible. Watched it as school, almost gouged my eyes out.

[nigggs]

"The Village"

the entire movie was a practical joke of monsters, set by the elders of the village to keep a close knit community together, how lame :confused

[NaraShikamaru]

whats the village i havent heard of it

[AKG]

Alexander [I say... 2/10]: sucked waaaaaay too much. My school made me see it for history. I can't believe I slept during a battle scene! Now that's when you can tell a movie's boring.

[SasuRyu]

worst film i have ever seen was Reign of Fire, i think i had a better sleep during that film than ever it was that bad

[GarraGirl]

Soul Surviors & Mothman Prophecies

[UltraSynaptic SeizureNinja]

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Need I say any more?

[SabakuKyuu]

Dumb and Dumberer (sequel to Dumb and Dumber)
I really think that they did this sequal too late, but it just sucked compared to the 1st one. There was one part where i laughed, but that was it.

[NinjaJedi007]

i didnt really think too highly of that movie with extremely destructive weather. it was a farily new movie. grr what is it called?? anyway, pretty cheesy stuff.

[Skite]

howard the duck
>>;;

[wilds7ven]

one of the worst movie i have seen was Supernova man that movie blows

[uchihaitachi-fan]

survey says: magnolia

[mrberns]

I work at a movie theater so I see TONS of bad movies, but there is absolutelly none worse than The Darkness. It is probablly the worst movie to be nationally released, EVER.

[kane_x]

The Ring comes to mind... The worst horro flick ever... Hollywood seems to be able f*ck up every foreign movie-remake they do these days...

[shijuto]

I work at a movie theater so I see TONS of bad movies...
yay! a fellow movie theater emplyee! :smile-big

[kane_x]

Thought of another, even crappier movie: The cube... I was thinking "Just shoot me now..." when I was watching it...

[nigggs]

whats the village i havent heard of it

lucky guy, i wish i hadnt :mad

[mrberns]

yay! a fellow movie theater emplyee! :smile-big

Haha! Sweet, what theater do you work at?

[OVERDOSE]

Street Fighter 2(live action)...I want my 1:35 of life back!!!

[Sketchy]

Napoleon dynamite......so bad that it's funny!!! XD :amuse

[OVERDOSE]

I cuncure.

[DevilHaku]

Street Fighter 2(live action)...I want my 1:35 of life back!!! A belgium Guile. THats just hilarious. Me and my friends spend most of our time making fun of that movie. its a cult classic to us, although we hate that freakin movie.

[NinjaJedi007]

ever hear of Soccer Dog? well its pretty crappy. its a dog who plays on kids soccer team which really helps them out somehow.

[DevilHaku]

ever hear of Soccer Dog? well its pretty crappy. its a dog who plays on kids soccer team which really helps them out somehow.
isnt there a whole series of that shit? Like a dog who plays on a football team, a dog who plays baseball, a dog who plays basketball.

I think that was airbud. god that is lame.

[NinjaJedi007]

isnt there a whole series of that shit? Like a dog who plays on a football team, a dog who plays baseball, a dog who plays basketball.

I think that was airbud. god that is lame.
yea man, those movies are so bad. any movie of that nature is just ridiculous. i guess its fun to watch for a good laugh.

[DevilHaku]

good for an hour and a half laugh if you're high. hmmmmmm *writes down "Must Rent some airbud movies for next smoke session"*

[OVERDOSE]

"Surf NAZI's must die"(TROMA)! If you have seen it you would Know!...I LOVE Cheese movies!

[BushidoPunk]

The remake of Rollerball was really bad and so was the Lizzie Maguire Movie. I'm not going to go into how I saw the last one. Actually I will:

It is August of 2003 and my high school buddies (guys and girls) decided for our last get together, before we leave for college, we would hang out and watch a movie. Since there were a good bit of girls in this group and majority rules, obviously, the girls decided that they wanted to watch the Lizzie Maguire Movie at the house we were at. Mind you that these are 18 year old girls, soon to be college Freshmen, who want to watch the Lizzie Maguire Movie. Of course I expressed my disapproval of the movie of choice by talking throughout the whole movie and making fun of every little bad moment in that film. Yeah, they hate me now :laugh

But it was all worth it because bad movies need to be treated like trash.

[NinjaJedi007]

The remake of Rollerball was really bad and so was the Lizzie Maguire Movie.
lizzy maguire movie looked so bad i never even asked about it before. im sure it was terrible.

i thought 3 Ninjas sucked the big one. it was sooooo cheesy i couldnt appreciate anything that happened. the sequels just got worse. i wonder what made me watch those movies...

[NaraShikamaru]

Iv only seen 1 streetfighter movie..i think kylie was in it.. lol but it sucked to hell so fake..it has jean claud van damn in it aswell

[Jun]

titanic.

i hate leo dicaprio.

:rant

I was forced to see that movie twice! *uughhh* life was hell back then.

**shivers**

[Babbo]

future war

it's some crappy B movie that a firend of mine bought a while ago for $5 (and somehow it's on DVD)

it's so hilariously bad that you can't stop watching it...the effect look like they're form the 80's and the movie was made in 97......

[Hinata123]

the villiage was awfull worst film ever

[mrberns]

I don't get why people have such a deep hate for The village. I mean sure it wasn't what everyone expected, but there is no way that it could ever be considered the worst film ever. I mean it was preaty clever and it was acted and shot very well. The marketing for it was just very misleading.

[nigggs]

I don't get why people have such a deep hate for The village. I mean sure it wasn't what everyone expected, but there is no way that it could ever be considered the worst film ever. I mean it was preaty clever and it was acted and shot very well. The marketing for it was just very misleading.

which is why many people such as myself totally hate it.

[trev]

The Sixth Sense, Shyamalan has made the worst movies imaginable. I seriously can’t stand any of the films he’s made. Seriously, I physically cringe at the though of them. How he gets funding for more movies boggles my mind.

[nigggs]

The Sixth Sense, Shyamalan has made the worst movies imaginable.

was that a typo? :blink

[Inactive Insanity]

I'd have to say the worst movie I ever saw was the village, it's such a bad movie, don't waste your money on it

[nigggs]

^ i couldnt agree with you more. :mad

[Uchih4]

the return of teh legendary swordsman
it was sum realli retarded chinese movie which was so fake and had generic themes and anme like "the sword of light, and the orb of death, and the ring of earth and other crap"
also, the special effects were realli fake, ppl jumped up and u could see the bombs that exploded into pink dust to show the speed at which they jumped, yea... it was realli retarded

[Zero-Kun]

Its already been said, but StarShip Troopers 2 is by far the worse movie i have seen, just glad i didnt have to pay to see it. That and Van Helsing what a waste of time that movie is

[Sol 3dge]

Jason X was horrible.

[Zero-Kun]

Jason X was horrible.

hahaha too true i forgot about that one

[Lüt]

It's been a long time since I've seen many truly horrid movies. Most of the movies I see these days are boring, unoriginal, predictable and offer nothing new to cinematography as a whole, but they're still not abhorrently awful.

The only one truly bad movies that come to mind from having recently seen them are Clockwork Orange and Snatch, shortly followed by Rose Red, which at least had decent set design and lighting.

This is, of course, ignoring movies that were purposely meant to be awful :)

[Sayo]

reign of fire, the time machine, and those video based games mostly :\

[OneDragonmaster]

Probably Dungeons&Dragons. It should be illegal to make such horrible movies. If you thought that ketchup makes lowsy fake blood, then try to make some with a slightly updated Paint Brush -- you'll get D&D dragon blood. And even Santa looks more like dwarf than the one in D&D.

[nigggs]

time machine wasnt that bad, jason x at least had jason in it, but the village.....

thats a shit fest in its own right. :headscrat

[Yoshi]

Titan AE - utter crap in a fimcan.

[NeoSlayer666]

WELL lets see, since I try and steeeeer clear of movies I KNOW will be bad, I will have to say Mullhullond Drive is the worst movie I have ever seen. The funny thing is, it might actually be good....if I understood ONE thing that happened in it! lol. But yeah thats the worst movie IMO. Also, whoever said "Jason X" as their worst movie...........I mean come on.....are ANY Jason's good? You knew that was gunna be bad lol. XD

[KillerShinobi]

titanic.....worst movie ever

[Zhongda]

uh.... power rangers i guess...

[Literally Exaggerated]

Catwoman, Pluto Nash, Battlefield Earth

[purplecharm]

UPTOWN GIRLS! That's like the worst storyline ever!

[Sukeo]

Moulin Rouge

[calrich999]

My Top 5 Worst Movies I suffered to View:
Catwoman (I laughed the first half hour, but then it got even dumber)
Ghost Ship (Don't ever watch this)
House of 1000 Corpses (An exercise in pointlessness)
Killer Klownz From Outer Space (I know, it sounds as bad as it is)
Romper Stomper

All very very very bad!

[bronzhawk]

Bad Taste... after watching that I have no frigin' idea how Peter Jackson did such an awsome job on the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[Hagane no Renkinjutsushi]

The Incredibles and that stupid yu-Gi-Oh movie.. i should have saved up the money for some games!

[Shishou]

-Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Resident Evil Movies (especially 2 >.<)
-Bring it on
-Scary Movie 2 and 3
-All sequels to Disney movies, besides Aladin.
-The Son of the Mask (not out yet, but it doesn't have Jim Carrey, thus it will suck)

[trev]

was that a typo? :blink

No, I really can't stand his movies, they are awful. I would have left the theatre during sixth sence, but my friend drove.

[Zero-Kun]

Also, whoever said "Jason X" as their worst movie...........I mean come on.....are ANY Jason's good? You knew that was gunna be bad lol. XD

Thats true, still the fact it was set in space with a cyborg verison of jason, takes the cake i mean thats really bad for a even a jason movie :P

[DeathWorks]

without a paddle.. dissapointed me somewhat...

[DyersEve]

i have a few:the ring, the grudge, and by far the worst of them all: Evita! starring maddonna. words cannot express how much i hate maddonna...

[TKE229]

Soliaris (new version was relly terrible, but old version is terrible too.:)

Natasha,
I agree with you whole heartedly. I spent hard earned money to waste a couple of hours of my life away. I felt dumber leaving the theater. I stay and waited for some kind of climax to the plot and it never showed up. GRRRRRRRRR I still want my money back!

[Ephemeral]

Open Water, Nuff Said!....Most of you are saying The Village but for me, I enjoyed it, you gotta really look into the plot and understand because when I first saw it, I was like WTF IS THIS SHIIT! too.

[Clouds]

I've seen a lot of bad movies, but the most recent would probably have been... Alexander. Just listening to Colin Ferrell bitch and whine for 3 LONG hours, acting was also very very very badly done. The battles were mediocre at best and very stupid... mass spearmen vs horsemen, with spearmen, AND archers. Whose gonna win? Somehow the Greeks pulled it outta their ass despite the fact a few good archer volleys and their army would've been toast. The only upside I can say to this whole movie was that Angelina Jolie did a good acting job, not spectacular enough to make up for the rest of the movie but still good.

[Ephemeral]

I feel that Alexander was awesome, except for the really really bad sex and gay scenes. Awesome ending though, where he fights the..crap, I forgot..the Elephant thing.

[Clouds]

I feel that Alexander was awesome, except for the really really bad sex and gay scenes. Awesome ending though, where he fights the..crap, I forgot..the Elephant thing.
Heh everyone is entitled to their opinion :amuse, but I still hate the movie :notrust.

[darkspark]

well, some of the ones mentioned already: Jason X, Titanic, Hellboy

others: "taking lives" - angelina jolie is in it, dunno anyone else. if you don't know who the murderer is by the first time you see him, you should be hanged. they defiled Quantico!!!!!! how dare they?!?!?!

also, another one that's coming to mind, but i seem to have blocked out the title. another one of those cop movies that they just couldn't get right... i'll see it in my nightmares tonight...

[swordie]

hellboy makes me sick!

[Stealth]

Scooby Doo. I must have gone out of my mind to watch it.

[Wedge_Antilles]

A close second would be Starship Troopers 2.

i concur, Starship Troopers 2 is a truly abysmal film. The fact that it was DTV at least means that most people will be spared its woeful plot and terrible acting.

[materix01]

Titanic!
Was so boring I fell asleep and it was during class!
Catwoman was bad also but I wacthed it on the plane so it was even worse :p

[stomponfrogs]

The Darkness!!!!!

[TKE229]

The Cube was a big disappointment for me. It had a great concept, but the actors were aweful.

[Sazanami]

i didn't like lost in translation.

[kimikiba]

Queen of the damed, I'm still pissed off at that movie

me too :mad

but the worst movie i have ever seen must be titanic

[blacklusterseph004]

The worst movie ever was "robot holocaust". The main characters were a group of guys and girls running around in furry underwear and boots, one of them couldn't speak english.( I assume this because he appears in most of the scenes as an important character but never says anything). The movie was so bad that I couldn't even get pissed off, all I could do was laugh.

[metronomy]

open water!

wow thats poo

[Darkreapyr]

Leprechaun in space anyone?

[DyersEve]

evita! starring madonna. i was going to say freddy versus jason, but then i realized that it didn't have madonna in it.

(i hate madonna if you couldn't tell.)

[Ilpum]

Toxic Avenger!
No one can top (bottom) this. XD

[Shishou]

i didn't like lost in translation.

Me either, I frickin fell asleep to it.

It was soooooo boring, and for some god damn reason it got such great reviews.... WTF were the critics getting fucked by the chick with the pink hair or what?

[¤Naruto-Kun¤]

I have to say Queen of the Damned, Tupac Ressurection

[Gooba]

Manos, the Hands of Fate. Honestly, you don't understand bad until you have seen it. It makes any non Manos movie mentioned here seem awesome.

[CHEH]

JEEPERS CREEPERS&TITANIC&28 DAYS LATER!:xp

[gallacher]

Funny, I just came back from the movies. This movie fucking stinks. "The Eye 10"

[Narutimett Hero]

gothica was brilliantly awful.

[Kenji310]

Lost in Translation had me sleeping in maybe 10 minutes into the movie. and i tried to watch it at least 5 more times. Couldn't get past the part with her sleepin in her panties. and then Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jack Bauer]

The worst movie i've seen was Van Helsing. That shit was so stupid. Just bout a crappy monster hunter, a scared little man, and a woman with the worst translylvaninian accent evar out killing monsters with what, a crossbow that can't do jack shit

[Seraphim]

Signs... or Anchorman... they were bloody horrific

[DyersEve]

The worst movie i've seen was Van Helsing. That shit was so stupid. Just bout a crappy monster hunter, a scared little man, and a woman with the worst translylvaninian accent evar out killing monsters with what, a crossbow that can't do jack shit

i know dude, if i was a monster or something and some fool tried to step with a cross bow i'd just be like: "BITCH PLEASE". and... disembowel him or something..

[suPMah]

why don't more people post about b-action movies like "rumble in little china" dolph lundgren is like awesome!

and while i'm at it read:

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/porn.html

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/source.html

[bearzerger]

worst movie? power rangers the movie I'd say, it was so bad it was actually a wonder nobody sued the producer for bad taste.

[Dreams]

dunno if its called in english like that, but the worst i ve ever seen was 25 hours with edward norton. i really like him an therefore watched this, but it was completedly shit. they were talking all the time. really dull movie, though

[mystic_serpent]

The worst movie I have ever seen was Contact

[CrazyMoronX]

Worst Movie Ever = Austin Powers: Gold Member.
It was scarcely funny, everything in the movie that was supposed to be funny, was some mind numbingly stupid, I felt embarassed for even have seen the movie. And if the movie isn't bad enough, it actually won the Comedy of the Year award on MTV... That was the WTF moment of the year right there.

[Ichigo_101]

Kill Bill volume 1

I hate that movie

[wolfman_120]

Signs... or Anchorman... they were bloody horrific

Hey... Signs was a horribly bad movie, probably one of the worst I have seen, but Anchorman is one of the greatest I have seen. GO RON BERGUNDY lol

[mosquito]

Contact is the worst movie in all the history what kind of movie is contact?
:iik :iik

[Inuyashamish]

i would have to say that the village was one of the worst movies ive ever seen. it wasn't scary at all, and the end was sooooooooo stupid. i doubt that any of us care about a blind chick who lives in a reservation type thing.

[Hyuuga-YoungIsh]

"BoogeyMan" sucked so badly man. Some bitch mad me take her to see it. A piece of advice never see a horror movie with a pg-13 rating

[mgrace]

Breakfast at tiffinays worst MOVIE EVER.. boring like watching grass grow...

[illusion]

Without a doubt, top three worst movies of all-time!!

1. Jason X *you have to have a horror movie at the top*
2. Vanilla Sky *WTF!!!!!!*
3. Sky Captain and the World of Tommorrow *I usually pride myself in watching the entire movie, but Jesus Christ I'm only human!!*

[Psyconorikan]

The Village and Narc. BOOORING

[siliconrex]

the worst movie was chicken run. the purpose of it mightve been to make u laugh but it was too cold in the movie theater and i was too young to get the humor -.-

[Nyx]

SAW. Oh dear god, SAW. That movie... It had so much potential, but it just sucked. The acting was awful, there was no suspense whatsoever, and it was pretty predictable. It was just a pathetic gore-flick, and I hate those.

Queen of the Damned sucked, too. I suppose it would've been cool if I didn't know anything about Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, but as I do, I wanted to cry at how bad that movie was. Butchery, in one of it's purest forms.

I also thought the Sixth Sense sucked, but I KNOW that was just me, so whatever.

These are just the recent ones, mostly because I can't remember the older ones that I absolutely can't stand. It's probably better that way.

[DesertLily]

Bring it on Again and both the Legally Blonde movies were spectacularly awful.

Troy would also have been unbearable, were it not for the naked Brad Pitt.

[jkingler]

TROLL 2! I didn't even look to see if this has been posted, but let me just repeat. TROLL 2! So bad that I actually recommend it for the hilarity!

But a movie that is so bad as to be unbearable: Manos: The Hand of Fate. !Que horible! :iik

[DesertLily]

I've never even heard of Troll 1! I have to check out the terrible terribleness!

[jkingler]

^The greatest part of Troll 2, is that there isn't a single "Troll" or reference to trolls in the movie! And that is not a spoiler...there is much enjoyment to be had in watching this steaming pile of excrement.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105643/
^read that for more info

[darkspark]

SAW. Oh dear god, SAW. That movie... It had so much potential, but it just sucked. The acting was awful, there was no suspense whatsoever, and it was pretty predictable. It was just a pathetic gore-flick, and I hate those.


wow, thanx for the warning on that one. though it's based on a true occurence... just to let you know (i KNOW that there's added stuff in it, but, really, the whole plot of it really happened.) but i was still questioning whether or not to see it. i'll wait until john douglas talks about the real story ^_^

[Anbu_33]

hehe, troll 2 , i remember that piece a trash, a big chunk of the money for the movie must of went to those crappy halloween costumes.

ive seen a lot of bad movies, that elvis vs mummy thing, bubba hotep, damn, almost shot myself after that, 21 grams was really bad, i guess they just ran out of money before editing the movie, AVP, the second resident evil.

hurts my head having to remember this crap so ill leave it there.

[Seiteki Kakashi]

Big Trouble, Little China was terrible. umm...the old He-Man movie with govinator, and pretty much any Van Damme movies suck, they all have terrible acting and cheesy story lines

i think im gonna have to see that Troll 2 movie, and see how bad it really is for myself.

[Shino64]

Breeders, it was this cheasy 1980's movies about aliens. Worst movie ever. It was like a 1980's bad porn.

[Tenacious D]

Worst movie I ever saw was some slow french film called "The Butterfly".

I saw it 'cuz I was on a french field trip.

[Shinobu]

The Ladykillers and 2fast 2furious.Even though I'm into cars, that movie just sucked.

[bakahammer]

daredevil, matrix 2-3, the hulk, man of the house, man my list is huge i work in a cinema and have to watch almost every film that comes outgod movies are gettin shit nowdays >____<!!
the worst that i've seen recently has got to be man of the house and the ring2(they just can't beat the japanese ones)

[Izanami]

Bringing down the house w. chris martin and queen latifah....me and my cousin thought that the movie would be so funny but it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring -_-

[k1ske]

Final Fantasy: The Spirits within!

I had high hopes for this. It had so much potential. But in the end it failed. Horribly.

[Hitomi_No_Ryu]

^ Same here!!

[Hayabusa]

Same here x 2.

[anbutofu]

heh, i can guarantee you after you watch this movie that everyone will edit there post and the topic will change to ...
OMG why?! why!? did i watch Akakage?!?!
and everyone will give me bad reps just for even mentioning that movie's name...you thought the "Faces of Death" series made you queezy? Akakage makes Ring 2 look like a Hitchcock classic...

[Jack Bauer]

forgot to mention soul plane, and 2 fast 2 furious, the latest Sahara, Alexander (GOD!!!! Colin Farrell is such a crappy actor), and King Arthur

[Makubex_GB]

If you guys wanna know what is really the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES, you gotta see House Of The Dead. It is BAAAAD, REALLY BAAAAAAADD, just AWFUL !!!!! I'm talking about, pour gasoline on you, light yourself on fire and roll around on the floor screaming "WHY?" BBAAAADDD!
I can't even begin to understand how can they release such crap to the public? Don't they watch their own movies before releasing them?

[Shinigami No1]

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
pure rubbish totally pisses all over the books please if you have seen it dont hate the book the books are great they jus got a load of crap actors and much of the humor in the book cant really be put across in film. I spent the whole time thinkin of ways to die like if i shoved a finger fast enough up ,y nostril i might penetrate my brain! douglas adams is rolling over and screaming in his grave...

[kakashi5]

godzilla (the recent remake), the only film i've ever left the cinema while it was still going

[illusion]

If you guys wanna know what is really the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES, you gotta see House Of The Dead. It is BAAAAD, REALLY BAAAAAAADD, just AWFUL !!!!! I'm talking about, pour gasoline on you, light yourself on fire and roll around on the floor screaming "WHY?" BBAAAADDD!
I can't even begin to understand how can they release such crap to the public? Don't they watch their own movies before releasing them?

I have to agree with you, House of the dead is the worst movie of all time!!! I'd rather sit and watch somebody play the game for an hour and a half........it's that bad!!

You have to admit though, Jason X comes in a close second.

[theoneandonly]

If you guys wanna know what is really the WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIMES, you gotta see House Of The Dead. It is BAAAAD, REALLY BAAAAAAADD, just AWFUL !!!!! I'm talking about, pour gasoline on you, light yourself on fire and roll around on the floor screaming "WHY?" BBAAAADDD!
I can't even begin to understand how can they release such crap to the public? Don't they watch their own movies before releasing them?
yeah they damaged the original game...i hate that movie

[CABLE]

Open Water, if you haven't seen this, don't. Unless, you enjoy watching 90 minutes of 2 people floating in the water and when i say this i mean it in complete truth that is all they do, float in the friggin water! Plus a boob scene which i might add was quite nice. So maybe you could rent it watch it for 10 minutes to see the boob scene then throw it in the fire to save anyone from ever seeing it again. My friend saw it in the theaters and said half way into the movie, a 100 person theater turned into an 20 person theater just before they left. Worst movie ever. Any movie that you say is the worst movie you have ever seen I would watch in a second before I'd watch Open Water again.

[MartialHorror]

Open Water was average I thought.........

Worst movies eh?

1)Terror Toons
2) Bloody Murder(1)
3) Friday the 13th part 8

[Fooligan]

Teenage Zombies....... I am a man who LOVES zombie flicks but teenage zombies had neither teenagers nor zombies in it. I bought the DVD for 6 bucks and felt like I was ripped off. It made the movies that "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" made fun of look like cinema gold. Deep Impact was really bad too like real bad not one redeeming factor Morgan Freeman couldn't save that doomed movie.

[narutorulez]

The Blair Witch Projekt and do it like beckham or wtf that suckie movie was called(dont neg rep me i dont like football thats why i dont like that movie)

[neodiablo22]

resident evil. I HATED HATED THE MOVIE. I rented it from blockbuster and returned it after seeing just half the movie because it was so discustingly bad.
~Neodiablo22

[KoNoHa HUSTLA]

This all i have to say resident evil apocalypse.

[Seany]

i watched a movie called storm, and u didnt even get to see the bloody storm in action!!
terribly boring!

[Feathers!]

The Mask... its just an opinion but i didnt like it at all. I couldve just spent that hour and some minutes watching looney tunes or something more over the top.

[Kahve]

The Doom Generation >_< Yuck !!

[metronomy]

Charlies Angles :amazed

^ that is poooooor

[Kami-Sama]

i have to say Mortal kombat anihilation, that movie totally sucked ass... the first one was ok bein a kid and all, but the second one it seemed it was made by monkeys (sorry monkeys)

King artur - totally predictable, bad acting , horrible battles the movie is just plain bad

troy - dammed overhyped movie, also orlando bloom totally made the movie crap, reliying too much on the "legolas" fame....

the ring 2 - totally suck, by the end of the movie the ppl were laughing and not getting scared

[Kayra de Mashi]

The worst movie I seen was:

Unbreakable.

[chunks]

Count of Monte Cristo - only movie i've walked out of

[Lunar]

Okay.... Catwoman and Thunderbirds.... the 2 movies that I absolutly couldn't stand to watch.... -_-'

I've seen some bad movies but nothing even comes close to compairing to these two..... they were fucking horrible.

Oh yeah, Hellboy/ AVP arnt far behind.

[Godson0561]

FF:Spirts Within or what ever it was called...I dont know WHY they named it Final Fantasy when it had nothing to do with it...the story sucked...the voice acting sucked...worst movie

[Ichimaru Gin]

"You got served"

+worst ever+

[gunk]

Gigli -_____________________-
I watched it thinking that it can't really be that bad, but oh yes, yes it was.

[Kakashis_grl_Ice]

House of Daggers was the worst movie that I have bought and seen, also Hero, Titanic, Blade Trinity, and what else. There is many other movies that sucked and shouldn't have been made or even thought of, but you know things happen. The Last Samurai, Money Train, Bad Boys 2...Torque, Biker Boys..I can keep going, but you know I don't want to offend anyone and make people feel bad. Drum Line sucked butt hole..Majorly....Well that will be all for now and when I think of others I will make sure to post them...-Sessy

[gunk]

How could Hero be the worst movie? Others have mentioned it too in this thread and I just don't understand how. There are hundred of movies trashier than Hero. Its cinematography alone should put it on a different level :[

Anyway back on topic: Eraser and Ransom were also terrible

[Lubay]

The worst movie i ever seen was the hulk...but it had its moments

[Kami-Sama]

batman & robin and batman forever: totally destroyed batman for me .... moreso than the original movie from the 70's (i think) was so much better in comparason ... adam west rules LOL

bug spray: $4.50
ant Spray: $3.50
roach Spray: $5.00
SHARK REPELENT : PRICELESS LOL

[solinari67]

eddie murphy in Showtime was by far the worst thing i've ever seen. it has the distinction of being the only movie i've ever walked out of. don't ever touch it, it'll make you want to slit your wrists.

[Kakashis_grl_Ice]

Well the reason why I didn't like the movie Hero was because of the way that it was put together. The movie had some kick butt TGI and scenes. But it didn't make no sense it didn't have enough action and he the ending stunk. What the heck. I thought there was going to be more fighting but there wasn't, all it was about was some stinking story of lovers, and a person who was an assassian. But he could have killed dude but he didn't which made the movie weak. That's is my only problem with the movie.-Sessy

[Blitzomaru]

my list of worst movies:
1. House of the Dead: This zombie movie came out in 2003 and features screenshots of the arcade game. too bad the games graphics come from 1997.
2. Batman and Robin: Ugh. This movie is so bad, george Clooney was quoted for saying "Wow, I've officially killed the batman franchise..."
3. Matrix 3: It's not the predictability of the movie that I hate, or the cheesey heroics of that little kid, it's the talking. "What should I do?" "You already know the answer to that question. Now you must undestand WHY" I need to understand why people paid money to see this. Matrix 2 might've been good of the Wachowski brothers didn't spend 1 hour 35 minutes trying to trick the viewer
4. Catwoman: What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about Ethiopia?
5. Oceans 12: if you know you can't top the first movie, why try?

[gunk]

batman & robin and batman forever: totally destroyed batman for me .... moreso than the original movie from the 70's (i think) was so much better in comparason ... adam west rules LOL

bug spray: $4.50
ant Spray: $3.50
roach Spray: $5.00
SHARK REPELENT : PRICELESS LOL aw I loved batman forever, but I think it's because it was one of the first PG-13 movies I watched so I was all like YESSS! and stared at the kissing and mild violence with awe.

[kakashi5]

lol @ kissing and mild violence

[justafase]

Lord of the Rings

I lied, I haven't actually seen it

Probably The Ring though, I don't watch movies much so if I think a movie looks crappy, I just don't watch it in the first place

[DrunkenYoshimaster]

Oceans 12 was pretty cool IMO, though not as much towards the end.
Anyway any of the SW Ewok movies. Umm Batman and Robin (lol at that clooney quote). Monkey Bone.

[organizedcrime]

Uhh, I don't see many stupid movies
Troy

[Oujisama]

House of Daggers was the worst movie that I have bought and seen, also Hero, Titanic, Blade Trinity, and what else. There is many other movies that sucked and shouldn't have been made or even thought of, but you know things happen. The Last Samurai, Money Train, Bad Boys 2...Torque, Biker Boys..I can keep going, but you know I don't want to offend anyone and make people feel bad. Drum Line sucked butt hole..Majorly....Well that will be all for now and when I think of others I will make sure to post them...-Sessy

Lol those movies happened to be very successful.

Anyway, the worst movie ive seen? Spare me god id rather be killed than watch the Hulk again...

[TheVileOne]

Alexander was pretty horrible. I'll say that for now.

[Kakashis_grl_Ice]

Lol those movies happened to be very successful.

Anyway, the worst movie ive seen? Spare me god id rather be killed than watch the Hulk again...

You are right about the movies that I mentioned, they were very successful but I think some of them should have never been made but it's only an opinion. I hated Hulk, I rather watch Titanic till I die from boredom. Blade Trinity wasn't to bad but cheesie. Elektra sucked to me, not enough action for it's name. But I have never read the comic's before so you know I have to base my opinion off of the movie.-Sessy

[DrunkenYoshimaster]

Lol those movies happened to be very successful.

Anyway, the worst movie ive seen? Spare me god id rather be killed than watch the Hulk again...

Oh yeah Hulk sucked too. That end fight and the dialogue between him and his dad was one of the worst peices of crap on the big screen ever.

Monkey Bone was still worse though.
The American Godzilla was an atrocity, though it could be fun at times.

[organizedcrime]

Ah Titanic, who could I forget that. Terrible. Bad plot, how can that be highest grossing movie in America?

[tweekt]

rocky and bullwinkle

[Freija]

the worst movie ive ever seen is easily the exorcist so fuc**ing dumb movie not even scary...

[chibi_kakashi]

um, lost souls.