Worst movies you have ever seen?

[Hyuuga Neji]

artificial intelligence, the story is pathetic and the damn thing just never ended!!!!! by half way i just wanted it to end.

[Broken Wings]

Adams family reunion. POINTLESS and it made me cry :(

[Broleta]

40 year old virgin T_T

[Chas3265]

My friend saw 40 yr old virgin and said it was not something to watch with the parents. Also this thread is now exatly one year old!!:party I just thought that needed to be said.

[The_Lemming]

Speed and Speed 2: Cruise Control....'nuff said.

[Copyright]

My personal Favourites in this category:

Dullest Movie: American Graffiti, hailed as a landmark nostalgia for it's time is now simply 2 hours of unrealistic feelgood nonsense

Most Implausible: Jason X, Jason Vorhees comes back and goes to space.

Worst Ending: Star Wars Ep3. Not a bad movie overall however the whole deal with the pregnancy should not have been bought up at all... The immortal words "Luke.. I am your farther" and "There is another Skywalker" now have no meaning for future generations who watch the movies in the "correct order"... Nice going Dumbass (That really annoyed me knowing the most dramatic moments would be ruined for everyone growing up)

Worst book to movie translation: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Anyone who's read the books saw that as a truly unforgivable travesty.

Biggest Let Down: Star Wars Ep 1, (Nope still not over it).

[Danny Lilithborne]

New Bottom Ten list as of 1/3/2006:

1. Terms of Endearment (1983)
2. City of Angels (1998)
3. You've Got Mail (1998)
4. The Doctor (1991)
5. Bishôjo senshi Sailor Moon R (1993)
6. Woman's World (1954)
7. Malèna (2000)
8. Cocoon (1985)
9. Thumbelina (1994)
10. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Everything changes, I suppose. While I still hate "The Doctor", it's not nearly as manipulative as the movies I've listed above it, which exist only to drag tears out of the audience. As a fan of Sailormoon, it's somewhat painful to admit that I hate the R movie, but it stands as a testament to how badly Takeuchi-sensei's franchise was raped by Mr. Kunihiko Ikuhara (of Revolutionary Girl Utena infamy). All the other entries should be self-explanatory, I believe.

[ryne11]

The worst movie I ever saw was MAtrix Revolutions.

I don't wach too many movies

[Byakuyä Kuchiki]

Escaflowne: The Movie. I can't believe they sum up everything in the anime with 1 hr 38 long movie.:mad

[happygolucky]

Cheaper by the Dozen. Oh my GOD. I can't believe I was forced to watch that crap. Hilary Duff is an evil whore and I hate all cheezy-weezy family movies. );

[Hyuuga Neji]

Worst book to movie translation: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Anyone who's read the books saw that as a truly unforgivable travesty.



the book was so amazingly funny and the movie thought that for some retarted reason thought that keeping the book's plot would ruin everything. sometimes i wonder what the HELL they are thinking.

but there is only so much you can do with a 3 hour film

its more that just a few details. they go fuck with the major points of the plot and make something that just doesnt work

[Danny Lilithborne]

Uh, seeing as how every single production of HHG2G has had a different continuity, I don't think you have the right to bitch about changed stuff in the Disney movie.

[Peliqua]

The Chronicles of Narnia is the worst movie I've ever seen (What? Jesus? WHERE?), closely followed by every Woody Allen movie made after 1995.

[Heroic]

The movie Chronicles of Narnia sucked, but the book was pretty good, I read it when I was a little boy :). The worst movie i've seen was probably BlairWitch Project

[Shogun]

street fighter the movie, come on people! if you have watched it you know what i'm talkin' 'bout

[Chairman]

Dawn of the dead, both original and remake. They suck.

[vanh]

Fantastic Four, i came to see the movie only because of Jessica Alba, but she looks so ugly in those clothes

[Megaharrison]

The Day After Tomorrow was pretty dumb...I mean at the end of the movie they were running from cold temperatures...

"Quick! Faster! The temperature is catching up to us! Jump through this door and we'll lose it!"

Not to mention the fact that the whole world just suddenly explodes in weather changes...

Lastly, Mexico saved the world, enough said.

[Danny Lilithborne]

The Street Fighter movie is #11 on my list.

Ah, but which one?

[narutorulez]

Dawn of the dead, both original and remake. They suck.
you suck! orignal Dawn is an awsome flick

[~ Masamune ~]

Blood (anime) YUCK

[Danny Lilithborne]

orignal Dawn is an awsome flick
I'm sure it was. (http://learntospell.ytmnd.com/)

[narutorulez]

ah i see i spelled one word wrong,big deal :P look its the end of the world omg

[Danny Lilithborne]

Yes, it is. (http://bradandangie.ytmnd.com)

[crazymtf]

sin city hands down.

[i<3kakashi]

Ancient Evil. So bad it wasnt even funny. Its about Anubis. in the beginning, this teenager is fighting anubis with a stick, while anubis had a machete and they looked like they were pretending they were in star wars.
machete x stick, huh? i wonder which...

[cloin]

Worst movie I've ever seen? Demon Warp.

[Ruri]

I was forced to sit through Christmas with the Kranks, and it was a very painful experience. >.<

[SandNinjaTemari]

The 60's version of the cartoon animal version of Around the World in 80 Days and Napolean Dynamite.

[Kaki]

Kobody knows........

[Byakugan style]

The 60's version of the cartoon animal version of Around the World in 80 Days and Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean dynamite was a great film...you poor unenlighten fool!:P

Worst film has to be anything with chesy chase (except caddyshack only good film hes in! )

[The Space Cowboy]

The Timothy Hines War of the Worlds: Let's watch the same person burn to death three times, writhing in pain as translucent flames consume their bodies and turn them to poorly animated CGI skeletons.

[cooiecooie]

The worst movie i've ever seen (that i can think of right now is the day after tomorrow and 28 days later but then again i can't think of all the bad movies i've seen since i don't like to think of how much time i've wasted on them.

[Son Goku]

worst movie i had to see was irobot WORST movie eva

[Jonas]

Oh, it's got to be something like 'The 6:th Day' with Arnold S. We don't need more Arnold god dammit.

[Byakugan style]

The 6th Day that was on last night...I wasted an hour of my life...I want it back! After an hour I gave up watching it!

[Dark_wolf247]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. :laugh It was -beyond- retarded.

[Tapp Zaddaz]

Digimon the movie(US Version). It was edited so much that it didn't even make any sense.

[narutorulez]

the 6th sense!another movie that sucks

[Railith]

Terror Toons, nothing is worse than Terror Toons.

[Hyuuga Neji]

half these movies i never heard about

[sunshine and gasoline]

Van Helsing and Doom

Somebody kill me, PLEASE! Thxbai.

[mow]

Wh ythe hell did you even bother seeing DOOM? XD

Fantastic Four was aweful. Why the hell did they ruin Dr. Doom in that manner?

Oh, and Kill Bill seriously blows.

[sunshine and gasoline]

Doom I was curious on how much it sucks.

And dude Kill Bill is awesome, hardly the worst movie you could ever see.

[mow]

I seriously wanted someone to rip my balls off when itfinished. Aside from the awesome Stuido Gonzo animation portion, the remainder of the flick was as exciting as watching my grandma knitting. It's not the worst, but painfully close.

[mUcHo LoCo]

The Bourne supremacy i fell asleep 20 mins into the movie ><

[Catatonik]

Helsing, Underworld, Battlefield Earth (actually this one gets 2 nominations), Star Wars, Episodes I, II and III.

[mow]

I forsee a hoard of Jedi cosplaying geeks attacking Cata while he goes to work tomorrow.

[mUcHo LoCo]

yea all star wars are really boring and i havent even watched the 3rd cus i hate em

[Catatonik]

I forsee a hoard of Jedi cosplaying geeks attacking Cata while he goes to work tomorrow.

They are welcome to try, I've broken a lightsaber or two in my days.

Really though, those episodes completely lacked decent characterization...even Ewan MacGregor couldn't hold it together (and I thought he made a damn good Obi-Wan).

They were shit eye candy.

[hatsuka]

Showgirls.

End of story.

[Catatonik]

Hahahah yeah, even for a softcore flick, Showgirls was really bad.

Oh and Demolition Man.

Ugh

[mow]

I cried whle watching the first 5 minutes of charlies angels. That event will scar me for life.

[Catatonik]

Hhahahahahahah

I never liked the show, so I was only mildly horrified by Hollywoods usual chopshop patchjob approach.

[Kaki]

dose eye candy make them some of the worst you've seen..?

[CHEEZEWILLENDYOU!]

Some of the worst movies I've ever seen were From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, and Son of the Mask.

[Kusajishi]

Actually the worst movie I ever seen was Open water, realy bad movie and I didnt even bother finnish it, its the same as Sin City, never got a hold of that movie(Tho Jessica was realy hot) =)

[Obsessor]

The Village

'Nough said. >.>;

[Miharu_Watanabe]

Any kiddy movie, Chicken Little, and George of the Jungle 2.

Chicken Little is lameee ... -.- they talked to much, the action was as dull as the one in those next cartoons, and the only good thing about the movie was that song and the graphics.

As for George of the Jungle 2, it just wasn't as good as the first one. A total rip-off.

[Chas3265]

Some of the worst movies I've ever seen were From Justin to Kelly, You Got Served, and Son of the Mask.

I saw Son of the Mask a few weeks ago and it sucked.:notrust

[blackdragon2187]

The hulk....i still want my money back >_<

[uchihafangirl15]

They showed the movie Bad Company on a bus I was on coming back from NYC, and it got soooo confused it made my head hurt really bad :(

[Chas3265]

The hulk....i still want my money back >_<

I don't know why so many people hated the Hulk. I expected a big ass green guy to run around and destroy shit and that's what I got, so i left the theaters happy.

[Sketchy]

thirteen, it is about a teenager who gets out of control, doing drugs and shit. It was like......boring:huh.

[SuM3kY]

seven swords

[Powerman]

Lord of War, I actually thought it was a pretty good movie and I can see how alot of what happened is pretty true.

The ending was a bit of a put off for me though.

[FEFFRock]

Super Mario Brothers

[Chaos Saiyajin]

Probably the Hulk...That movie sucked total ass...:notrust

[uncanny_sama]

underworld 2

[Son Goku]

stewie griffin the untold story

[Giant Enemy Crab]

Pokemon the movie

[Sketchy]

House of the dead 2 :cry!!

[Chas3265]

They made a second one?

[Sakura]

the Hulk. definitely

and Son of the Mask. oh god....

[itachi62]

Mine would have to be Dracula 3000. A close second would be Starship Troopers 2.Fo sho
:laugh

[uncanny_sama]

thirteen, it is about a teenager who gets out of control, doing drugs and shit. It was like......boring:huh.


i actually really liked that movie
it was kinda real and fast paste

that and evan rachel wood and nikki reid are the fokking smexxorz:nuts


anway back to evil bad movies

"when a stranger calls"

people dont go see this movie
its a stereotype babysitter gets stalk phonecalls only to find out the guy is inside the house then they wrestle a bit
she acts like a stupid mofo srceams all the time instead of getting a baseball bat
the guy gets caught by the police the girl wakes up in hospital having a nightmare of him being back but he isnt and that is the end of the movie

iv just saved you all 8 bucks

this is the entire movie just as ive explained it here

[pislayer]

The worst movies that I have ever seen were Tenement, Ice Queen and House Of The Dead 2.

[Last of the Uchihas]

2046, but it had the best soundtrack ever

[Ashura]

Hitch.... I just couldn't stand this movie.

[Pulp Fiction]

Blair Witch Project....Sucked!

[寫輪眼]

I'm sure there're much worst ones that i havent seen but so far ones i've seen, i've to say i dont like kill bill 1...is so unrealistic, i guess that's the point? but story is stupid too ><"

[Spooky_Bunny]

from the bits and pieces i've seen of it...spiceworld:notrust

[graysocks]

Brokeback Mountain. I know it is critically aclaimed and all this but it really is the worst movie i have ever seen. Nothing happens for ages and when something does happen the little significance it has it dragged out beyond belief. A good idea done badly imo

[kire]

the wonderful icecream suite..i mean wtf!
Kung pow
blair witch
..i cant think of anymore..i must have forgotten about the rest on purpose..

[Raptor]

Blair Witch Proyect 2
Kazzam

[~DmItrY~]

The Produsers SUCK!!1 Jokes aren't funny at all! The legue of extraordinary gentleman is also terrible.

[TenTigerz]

General rule 4 me is : any movie I refuse to watch more than once:
Live-Action anime adapted by hollywood will usually top my list like Street Fighter and Fist of the North Star. E.T the Extra-terrestrial is overrated. I hear that Devlin & Emmerich (ID4, Godzilla, Stargate) are doing Dragon-Ball; I'm predicting 2 thumbs way-the-fuck down (Son-Goku and all the characters that are OBVIOUSLY ORIENTAL will be played by white Hollywood's flavors-of-the-moment).
Any movie that has 'visible minorities' (Anyone not white) in token roles gets a cocked-eyebrow from me, even if the movie itself kicks-much-ass.
I dunno, Hollywood just tires me out, sometimes.

[Lost Mercenary]

"Alone In The Dark"

Probably the worst film ever to be adapted from a game series. It's worse than the Res Evil films and that is definatly saying something!

Good heavens, they let him direct again of all people.

The "him," of course, is Uwe Boll, who was last seen putting a neutron bomb of awfulness known as "House of the Dead" into theaters back in 2003. A German-born "filmmaker," Boll has demonstrated himself as a man of cloudy judgment, with an eye fiercely focused on some of most hackneyed and outrageously misguided visuals seen in recent years. If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Boll. He's the modern day equivalent, without the angora charm.

"Alone in the Dark" is the second video game-inspired film from Boll (a third, "Bloodrayne," is due this fall), and while it appears to be a genre he likes to work in, he hasn't shown any particular aptitude for it yet. "Dark" is the same inexcusable mess "House" was, only this time Boll has a little more money and an even more banal video game to work with. "Alone" is designed to be a haunted house film, punctuated by elements of the supernatural and copious amounts of gunfire. Yet, Boll can't even manage to deliver that simple recipe for B-level entertainment. What he accomplishes in 90 life-sucking minutes is far more confusing (I couldn't even begin to explain the ridiculously labyrinthine plot that Boll only has a loose grip on), unforgivable, and amateurish.

Maybe it's because Boll is German, and his desperate and lackluster visual style is simply trying too hard to recreate the American MTV movie experience that nobody likes in the first place. That would explain why Boll is using slo-mo, open-shutter, and bullet-time photography while the rest of cinema is slowly moving on from those camera tricks. It also might shed some light on his frightful selection and direction of actors, which could give the average soap opera the shakes. While Christian Slater plays it safe by completely shutting down any semblance of personality in an attempt to butch up for his action hero role, co-stars Stephen Dorff (as a 'roided up government agent) and Tara Reid (playing, get this, a museum curator) have taken it upon themselves to try to inject some much needed life into the tedious proceedings. However, because this is Dorff and Reid we're talking about after all, the effort is seriously in vain. Boll couldn't care less about his performances anyway (or the absurd costuming and set design for that matter), for that takes away precious time for nonsensical, only-clear-in-Boll's-mind dramatics and the special effects, which are lukewarm at best.

To see that Boll hasn't learned anything from the pummeling "House of the Dead" took is disappointing to observe. "Alone in the Dark" is simply the same garbage action/horror cinema, reheated to cover the taste, and served under a different name to cash on the recent, artistically crippling horror renaissance. Since Boll has no interest in improving his direction, even in the face of overwhelming proof that he should, there's still no reason to pay attention to his movies. ---- 0/10

[Alia_Atreides]

Lancelot (the one with Sean Connery and Richard gere, it sucked big time and it offends me)
Underworld (one or two, both ridiculous and copy not only Storyteller's rpgs, but also Annie Rice and Blade, and still sucks)
The recent Star Wars Trilogy (the movies have no script, they make no sense, most actors are horrible in it, specially the girl that plays Darth Vader, he is a crying baby, and, for me, the movies ruined the other trilogy, I have no respect for Darth Vader, or the Emperor, or Yoda, or Obi-wan, now)
Alone in the Dark (sure its terrible)
Blade 3 (awful ending for an otherwise good trilogy)
Dungeons & Dragons, the movie (tell me one good thing about this movie)
and a few more, but those are really awful.

[Seany]

StarShip Troopers 2. This is fucking terrible. The first one was bearable, but this one is just horrible.

[princesstaco]

~Mighty Ducks Three. (Although it is fun to yell 'Goalie's got a big butt' at hockey games)

~House of the Dead.
Just. Dont. Watch. It.
No plot, horrible acting, horrible dialogue, special effects are stupid. The best part of the movie was easily the FBI warning at the beginning.

[tank!]

from the bits and pieces i've seen of it...spiceworld:notrust
haven't seen it, but judging by people's responses, yeah..

Van Helsing wasn't the worst i've seen, but possibly the biggest letdown.

Also, as an aside: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would have tobe a the top of the list of films with great potential that just fell through and into the toilet bowl.

[miaofen]

ops.. i forgotten already

[Dark_wolf247]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Or whatever the name was. That was the cheesiest, most retarded movie I have ever seen; yet I sat and watched every last minute of it.

[Fingon]

Scary movie 2 and 3. I don't understand why there are actually people who like such movies..

[hazakura]

way too many to list :D

[gamesector]

You Got Served - Shocking
50 Cent: Get Rich or Die Tryin' - My name is 50 Cent, love me...er...no!
Battle Royale 2 also disappointed me because the first film was awesome.

[Vaizard]

LostMercenary, I agree totally. Uwe Boll is satan, and Alone in the Dark is a crime against cinema.

Along with anything Uwe Boll has made, I'd say most of the films shown on MST3K could easily take the cake. "Manos: The Hands of Fate" for example. >.>

[theCommanderCardinal]

Mouse Hunt was pretty lousy, but one think I'll always hate: Animal Farm, the live action version. Augh!! What a piece o' hell!:rant Only force people you hate to see it!

[theCommanderCardinal]

Ohh yeah, I completely agree with Alia on the recent Star Wars trilogy floppers. "What a piece of junk!" a quote from the original 1st. But that Lucas! He's completely lost that great humanity delivered in the originals! Sold his soul to the digital devil. Rant,rant,rant...

[Obito Shisui]

Queen of the Damned (What happened?)
The 1st 3 Star Wars episodes (This is what happens when George Lucas takes complete control. I knew it would be bad.)

[DarkerDragon]

Kazaam was pretty bad all around. Shaq definitely was not cut out to be an actor.

[king nothing]

scary movie 3

blew balls
just like the 4th one will

[DarkerDragon]

Also, I've heard the Hulk sucks major monkey balls, but I myself have never seen it. But from what I've heard from just about everyone I know that has seen it, it is horrible.

[Jaz]

All the scary movies.
The hulk
The new Carlito's way (a piece of shit, compared to the old one)

[theCommanderCardinal]

I used to thing The Ring was really cool, but then I realized how funky it really is. That doesn't count as a "worst movie", but this one might: Polyesthar.

[Dark_wolf247]

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. =/

[spirishman]

Stuck between torque, the cave, and stay alive. None can top that amount of suckage.

[Gunners]

Catwoman, most shit movies i just flick the station over, catwoman i had to watch, screw wasting the cinema ticket.

So far i havent been dragged into shitty movies, coz i dont go to movies with my gf.

[Lordjin]

i say the ring it sucks big time i didnt like it it didnt make sence i wanted my money back.

[JAPPO]

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
M:i2
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and
MISSION POSSIBLE.
AND
KIM POSSIBLE

[kire]

WIZARD OF OZZ (dont even get me started :rant)
anchorman
zoolander
torque

[yumcha]

Basically all movies based on comics, fantastic 4, x-men, hulk, etc.

[king nothing]

omg torque i just watched this movie
it is the corniest movie ive ever seen in my life

[ViolentlyHappy]

far away...

some gay ass movie with tom cruise and nicole kidman

[Nuriel]

Dracula 3000 and The Final Cut (Robin Williams was in it, I couldn't even finish that one)

[Molekage]

american version of the jackie chan film drunken master. it switched between cantonese and surfer/cowboy accents. it was amazing... ly bad.
things that also get this award is episode III, the order, and anger management.

[The Space Cowboy]

What Dreams May Come: Robin Williams

[king nothing]

What Dreams May Come: Robin Williams
that movie was killer bro

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

DAm i hatted scray movey 1 it was soooo gay... I liked scary move 2 and 4.... 3 was ok...

[Ashura]

I can now add that 9/11 movie to the list of sucky movies.

[Anego]

hm.. well... I think... all American Pie are worst.. sorry..

[Alya-Sasuke]

the worst movie i've ever seen,, is

12 Monkeys , bruce willis and Brad pitt.. :S i didn't understand anything and it was so long.. oh man, what a boring movie!

[Hype]

Spawn
Street fighter
The postman - kevin costner tripe

[starsun]

When I saw a promotional pic of 2046 I thought WOW... so I downloaded it like 6-7 months ago and FUCK...

[Robotkiller]

I just saw a SCI-FI movie called "monkey king".

It couldnt have been more crappy.

[yummysasuke]

I remember seeing Kung Pow Enter the Fist (I think that's the correct full title) and it was a waste of my damn money!

[RealaMoreno]

the worst movie i've ever seen,, is

12 Monkeys , bruce willis and Brad pitt.. :S i didn't understand anything and it was so long.. oh man, what a boring movie!


Yeah, that movie wasn't too good. But insane Brad Pitt was funny as hell!

[masterpopo2]

anything by my most hated director uwe bowwell or as i like to call him your smelly bowwels could make a better movei than these

[Keme]

The worst movie I have seen was Pearl Harbor.

[Blood Stained Sand]

Manos: The Hands of Fate -The pain...

Dragon Fighter -Stock footage ahoy!

Prototype -Not so much bad as misleading. I take that back, it is bad.

[Sieg]

Any of the crappy horror remakes that came out.

[Ai_Kotobuki]

hostel for me

[pislayer]

How to deal has got to be the movie that sucked big time for me. It's the story of a girl who got disillusioned with the concept of love because of the circumstances of the people that surrounds her. Blah, blah, blah, boring boring boring. The movie begins with the development of ms. disillusioned's character being cynical about her concept of love and relationships and what do you know? she was boinking her boyfriend five minutes later in the couch. I mean, how "sarcastic" can you get? I don't know if the whole production of the film is a believer of feng shui because water seems to be the most important element in the film. There was a scene where her best friend's boyfriend died and she opted to stand in the rain after the funeral. Get out of the rain bitch, he's not your boyfriend. What the hell were you thinking? I know that rain is suppose to signify drastic changes or liberation and other mumbo jumbos but at the speed of the director's brain, I'm pretty sure it was not about that at all. There was even a scene where the dam opened up and they were kissing, a moment which is supposed to be construed as the triumph of love but I was busy hugging the toilet bowl trying so hard to control the bile rising from my throat. AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! Mandy Moore was pretty rude in her character, I mean you just barged in inside the room of your bestfriend, while she was fornicating and you just stood there smiling. Haven't you heard of knocking and how about leaving? They were fucking, for crying out loud! There was also a scene where she and the dork walked in and some couple were perfoming sex and they just walked in casually. There must be a shortage of rooms because later they were doing acrobatic configurations in the bed. Nasty, huh?! Mandy Moore was really acting and yeah, a word of advice, stop pouting your lips because they are naturally pouty, whether you like it or not, it's not like you have a choice. Thing is, Trent Ford looks prettier than her and everytime he kisses her I couldn't help but worry that she might end up swallowing him. Huh! talk about black holes! As usual, the ending is the wedding scene but this time it's different the reception takes place in the hospital.

[Seany]

I'll add more to my list.


Batman Forever,Batman and Robin- Terribly cheesy
The Hulk- just.....crap
The Time Machine- one of the most boring movies ever.
A Bug's Life- shit.
The Incredibles- i don't see why it got so much praise.
Torque- Ridiculous
Scary Movie 4- should of stopped at 3
Star Wars ep 1- terrible.
Hellboy- i wouldn't watch it again because it put me to sleep
The Avengers- horrible.
13 Ghosts- charaters where annoying as hell.
The Punisher- just shit.
Spy Kids- whoever made this should be ashamed.
Ice Age- i don't know where to start..
Scooby Doo 2- not a very good sequel..
Cats & Dogs- gone too far with this..
Legend- crap
Street Fighter- you know the answer lol
All James Bonds- so unrealistic and terrible
Not Another Teen Movie- not funny
Chicken Little- unbearable
The Chronicles of Narnia- could of been so much better...
Hannibal- very dull
Lost in Space- yawn.
Jaws 2,3 and 4- yeah, just stop with the sequels would ya.
E.T- boring
From Dusk till Dawn- starts out good and then it's just wtf! at the end
Mission Impossible 2- ridiculous
Jurassic Park- just lol
Ratrace- shite
Blair Witch Project- horrible
Nickelodeon movies- they try to hard to be funny
Power Rangers- crap
The village- you know why
Holloween movies- predictable crap
Scream sequels- terrible
Jason x- lmao..
Men in Black 1&2- rubbish
Planet of the Apes- boring
FF Spirits Within- where's the action!!!
Spiderman The Dragon's Challenge- so bad that it's funny
Thunderbirds- Just fucking terrible
Charles Angels- ....
The Others- so boring
Jeepers Creepers- crap
Son of the Mask- what a waste of money.
Harry Potter- not so good..
Flash Gordan- lol

Ok that's pretty much it :P

[Bubbles]

The Brady Bunch Movie - awful
White Chicks - Worse
The Tallented Mr Ripley - Fell asleep halfway through
Electra - omfg
Cat Woman - OMFG!

There are probably more.

XX

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

pokemoned the move XD

[Chee]

The original movies on the SciFi channel. Does anyone watch them? I see previews of them (my mom watches Ghost Hunters, which sucks) and they look REALLY bad. :(
Scary Movie was alright, but I personally like 1 and 2. If they make another, I'm not gonna see it.

[Narutofanboy161]

I would have to say Escaflowne was the WORST movie i have ever seen. Did anyone else get that ending AT ALL?!?!?!?! :oh

[Slicer]

The worst movie I ever seen has got to be Office Killer. What a piece of crap.

[bluegender_2k]

it has to be "glen or glenda" had to force myself through it

[Fysh]

Confessions of teenage drama queen. I can't believe my friend conned me into seeing that shit. Just because "mean girls" was good doesn't mean every lindsay lohan movie is.

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

x-men
star wars 2
the hulk
super size me

[Fysh]

^X-men??? NOOO I can't wait till the third one comes out! Midnight showing, yay!

I'll agree with Episode II though.

[I.P. Standing]

^Yeah, Ep2 was so-so. At least Ep1 had Maul. Ep3 was looking REAL good until Obi-Wan started crying about "Younglings!"

The Hot Hinata, how can anyone not like The Hulk?

Anyway,
Stick It(worst movie of all time.....ever.....I wanted to kill myself)
Once Upon a Time in China 1,2,3(I like Jet Li, but it pains me to think about these movies)
Dude, Where's My Car?
Friday After Next(shameful)

[Mitarashi Kurenai]

-office killer
-doom
-power rangers XD lol
-glen or glenda

kon-sama...beacuse I dont like the color green, and i thought the acting was bad...C:

[Lost Mercenary]

Alone In The Dark
House Of the Dead

Basically anything by that shit director named Uwe Boll.

[plebian182]

Matrix 2,3 and House of Flying daggers they all bored me senseless

[Kazahashi]

Lets see.

Bedazzled
Hulk
Daredevil
The League of Extrodaniry Gentlmen
Starship Troopers
Starship Troopers 2
Darkness
The Grudge
The Ring
The Ring 2
Ringu
And the Japanese Version of The Grudge. (Cant Remember the Name of it.)
Mr. 3000
Hero
Wild Wild West
Creepshow
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The cat in the Hat
Final Fantasy: Spirits Within ( Its okay, but i didnt like it. )
Taxi
Mom and Dad Save the World
Super Size Me
Wing Commander
Dracula 3000
Catwoman
RoboCop
RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3

And i have many more.:nod

[Harlita]

Troy
Dude Where's My Car

[Dejiko]

fun with dick and jane..... but it's sorta funny....

[BakaKage]

an anime movie

Prince of Tennis: The Movie

garbage, pure garbage

[Roy]

catwomen that movie sucked big time

[ScorchPSO]

Return of the Living dead 3. It was so badly made it was actually funny.

[CarolinaB]

I dunno how it was called, but it's older than me. It has that dude from Days of Our lives, the one that did the famus shower scene where the last two years where only a dream:notrust

It's about a writer that has a son that can't walk and they go to a ranch and there he meets some blonde chick that is completly psico, but he doesn't notice (dumbass) and for some reason he falls in love with her and they married like a week after they meet, even though she was already engaded. Anyway, long story short, she get's possive and scar his friends and familly away, she drowns his sons, throw herself down some stairs to provoke an abortion and in the end she kills herself to frame her sister/cousin and the sister goes to trail even through only a brain dead person would belive she kill her. My god it was sooo bad, I don't even know why I watched it, and know Fox reruns it all the freaking time!!! DANM MOVIE!!!:arg

[Dastek]

I remember one movie I saw a few yews ago called Ticks! It was a really badly done horror movie that was made I think in the 80s. Basically about these kids who go camping and the forest becomes infested with ticks the size of a fist. With an apparent "Queen" that was the size of a dog. The ticks looked like little plastic toys with moving legs. They would go up to their victim and bump their mouths on them (they didn't even animate the biting... they just bump into people) and blood would go everywhere. The actors would hold out their leg and say "OMG its biting me help" ::bump bump bump:: "AAARRGGHHHH"

Meanwhile all they would have to do is kick it off.....:huh

[Kaki]

Art school confindential was weak.....and confused...

[Sieg]

The hills have eyes remake... it sucked =/

[Supaxile]

The Excorcist: The Beginning

BORING

[KageMane]

A SOUND OF THUNDER

omg... this wins by far

[Sorsee]

A Lot Like Love (I think)

It was moving so slowly my eyes was going to pop out just by staring at the screen. No suspense whatsoever. Thank goodness, I didn't join my movie-goer friends to watch THAT!!

That's like boredom-suicide.

[Dead Bones Musician]

Worst movies I've ever seen are Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, & Manos: The Hands of Fate. And I'm not talking about the MST3K versions, I've seen the real things.

[azuken]

Mortal Kombat 1 & 2
See No Evil
Sideways

[BlueBerry]

Mortal Kombat 1 & 2
See No Evil
Sideways
Mortal Kombat 1 is pure ownage. Anything else is lies upon lies

[uncanny_sama]

Silent Hill

[Kuki]

X-men 3 and the hulk

[mortsleam]

Date Movie..It sucked.

[Mew♥]

I think the worst movie i have ever seen would have to be the Time machine*pukes*

it was so horrible:(

[Saurus]

Farenheit 9/11 ....so bored i fell asleep ... it soo dull/wrong and fucking anoying

[Unrequited Silence]

This is going to be a compiled list of worst movies of all time..Im sure there are so many out there so go ahead and just start listing them. For anyone who doesnt know the movie, it'd be nice if you post a film synopsis or Dvd cover screen shot of something... I'll start it off with.....

The Blair Witch Project (1999) :iik

Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen in my life..It was far from scary...the acting was horrible... the only thing that I have to admit about is,

I got the best sleep in my life...:laugh

Movie Synopsis
Three film students shooting a documentary uncovering the truth behind the legend of the "Blair Witch" enter a deep forest in Maryland and are never heard from again. This film is supposedly their "found footage." Of course, it was all a clever marketing gimmick and wasn't real, but that didn't stop moviegoers from lining up for hours to get a glimpse. Some people called it "the scariest movie ever made." Unfortunately, for the most part, the word of mouth was bogus. While the hype (found primarily in Internet chatrooms)

[Eden Prime]

Never saw it. Looked retarded.

[RockLee]

Fast and the Furious.

[Unrequited Silence]

That was one of the worst movies everrrrrrrrrrr to :angry

[Eden Prime]

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. [New and Old]

[Paul the SK]

When a Stranger Calls

It was boring and the characters were freaking stupid.

[escamoh]

Solo...most people probly never heard of it but it sucked ass. Starred Mario Van Peebles as some stupid cyborg assassain thing.

Troll 2....another crappy movie. It was about goblins and had nothing to do with trolls lol.

Kazaam....Shaq is a genie, nuff said.

There's a million others I could list...

[Death]

Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

[Molekage]

revenge of the sith

drunken master

[Eden Prime]

Scarface.

Um. Character.

[escamoh]

revenge of the sith

drunken master
No way....Drunken Master was so awsome.

Your talking about the Jackie Chan one right?

[DancingDragonLady]

The Hulk = worst movie evah

[DespondentGuitarist]

planet of the apes.....not the worst movie ive ever seen but it sucs

[Eden Prime]

Fantastic Four.

[Paul the SK]

Wow, its interesting to see some of the movies that you guys actualy hate.

Some more bad ones...

The Aviator
The Life Aquatic
Walk the Line

[Eden Prime]

Aeon Flux.

[Kotakasu Yuto]

Haven't seen it, but "From Justin to Kelly" is supposed to be horrible.

[Biohazard]

Lady in the water was shittiest thing ive ever watched. I yelled at the very end "Damn that movie sucked" and everyone yelled "Refund". Lol.

[Kotakasu Yuto]

Actually, there was a lot of hype about Lady In the Water. What exactly ruined the movie for you?

[Hangatýr]

House Of The Dead

Mortal Kombat 2

That's about it.

[ANBUBooBoo]

Robo-Vampire
Cat-Man and the Boxer's Blow

Two of the worst movie's I've ever seen in my life. But they're bad on a level that makes you pity the people in the credits for being attatched to such crap. Funny as hell. By all means, pick them up if you have a Liquidation World anywhere around.

[omg laser pew pew!]

Fantastic Four.

Any movie with Jess Alba in a skin tight clothes prancing around the screen is at least a c+ in my books

[FEFFRock]

Super Mario Bros.

[Angrypasta]

I recently just watched Final Destination 3, and I thought it was horrible. The most senseless, gratuitous violence packed into 93 minutes. I want my hour and a half back, damnit!

For the record, I never saw Final Destination 1 or 2. But I have the feeling thats a good thing.

[Hibino]

Daredevil...man, that movie SUCKS!!

[Jink]

Mission Impossible 2 was terrible. So was Imaginary Men.

[Mojim]

New York minutes starring the Olsen Twins :)
Well what can I say is.....the movie sucks!!!! :lmao WTF!!!

[ZensetsuDoKDo]

Memento.........

[Shogun]

street fighter

[batanga]

"Alone in the Dark" from Uwe Ball

[Hype]

Street fighter :mad

[Trias]

I'm amazed that no one ever heard of "The man who saves the world" rofl.

Memento.........

I really really hope that it was some kind of sarcasm or something...

[Shogun]

yeah, memento is one of the classics.

[Toby]

Jay and Silen Bob strike Back. It sucked so bad that I got negative connotations by thinking of Dogma.

Shit.

[uncanny_sama]

The Village
Starship Troopers 2
Ultra Violet
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat 2
Alone in the Dark (WTF!?!?!?! seriously WTF?!?)
Mission Impossible 3
Daredevil
Hulk
Elektra

[darkwater297]

Citizen Kane

[Hibino]

The Village
Starship Troopers 2
Ultra Violet
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat 2
Alone in the Dark (WTF!?!?!?! seriously WTF?!?)
Mission Impossible 3
Daredevil
Hulk
Elektra
Damn, you got everthing on my hate list:amuse

[Kagutsuchi]

Kong. That film was friggin long (it rhymes :O), I had to go piss like 3 times throughout the movie and I missed some bits :(

[Mew♥]

The Time Machine.....absolutely horrible...:blink

[Cæk]

THE RING!!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED :yell

[Yasha]

Blair Witch Project. >_<

But somehow I managed to finish watching the whole film. Weird...:oh

[Unrequited Silence]

Flight of the Pheonix..Sucked :angry
Aeon Flux...Horrible :angry
Batman and Robin...:angry worst follow up to a classic batman movie everrrrrrrr

[Solar]

I Second Batman and Robin... in that vein I also nominate Catwoman.
I feel like this Kurt Russel movie "Dark Blue" was one of the crappiest movies ever made...and anythign with Linda Fiorentino usually sucks

[Unrequited Silence]

I forgot about cat woman with Halle Berry..All though shes hott :love

The movie sucked!!! :angry

[Flapjack]

Aeon flux is pure shitstain.

12 Monkeys is teh worst.

[ZuZu_911]

When a stranger calls- zomg worst ever.

revegne of the sith- WORST EVER,DAMN ACTING AND STUFF.

[Deadpool]

Manos the hands of fate pure shit
lephracun in da hood horride
Batman and Robin to this day that money doesn't exist

[Oneironaut]

The Four Feathers and Hannibal - As my brother put it after we saw these movies: "I would have paid to stay in the lobby."

[c0ral]

Mission Impossible 3 sucked badly
Aeon Flux sucked
You, Me, and Dupree was horrible

[DeepThought]

You guys haven't seen the worst movies ever.
Star Wars(new) Yeah the acting sucked, but the CG effects and editing save it from complete failure.

For me, it's
Battle Beyond the Stars (I watch if for a good laugh)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (watch Johnny Depp in Ed Wood for a "making of" biography of the director)
Date Movie (It just... wasn't very funny)


Here are the worst movies ever
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

[Mojim]

Oh yeah Aeon Flux was pretty bad,nah it's the worse!! :mad I hate the storyline,it's CRAP!!

[Scared Link]

Date Movie is so ghey!!

[Deidara_rocks_my_socks]

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

I mentally cried in pain every five minutes.

Maid in Manhattan is a close second. I hate my lady friends.

[hahathatsfunny13]

Nacho Libre.
21 Grams.
Sin City.

[Booster Beetle]

Let's see...

Catwoman (I'm surprised it's not on more lists)
Underworld: Evolution
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Batman & Robin

[Solar]

oh yeah there's the Benifer pic called Ghili...or some weird spelling like that.

[lo-blo]

A Guy Thing (starring Jason Lee, Julia Stiles, and Selma Blair). SO bad. BLECCH!
Back to the Future 2 - You need like a doctorate in time travel to understand what the heck is going on! I know, I know, old classic...I just didn't have the patience for it. I felt like the first one was great, but they were trying too hard with whatever came after it.
Final Destination 2 & 3 - Like Angrypasta said, the "most senseless, gratuitous violence packed into 93 minutes." Only the first one was good, because the concept was so chilling and scary. It made you think. After that, the concept got old and it was all a pointless bloodbath from there out.

I'll probably be back... :laugh

[chaoserver]

Ring one and especially TWO.
WTF was that, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. Pictures of aborted fetus' are more enjoyable.

[Link you]

I hate king kong to long and boreing....

[OmniStrife]

Why is this thread still here, could a mod please move it to the Konoha theater??

[Unrequited Silence]

^^ Why is it bothering you..There are plenty of threads movie related in the plaza...Stop hatin

[Anemone]

Catwoman was horrible :iik

[MartialHorror]

1) Terror Toons- 0.5/10
2) Bloody Murder- 1/10
3) Friday the 13th part 8- 2/10
4) BloodRayne- 3/10
5) Jaws: The revenge- 3.5/10

Eek, all horror flicks.

[Coconut]

The Break Up

[Hell Fire]

the garfeild movie

[Cæk]

The Break Up

That fucking sucked too :notrust

[Tsumi]

the garfeild movie
horrible movie...absolutely retarded and ruined the original comics...

[Hell Fire]

the pink panther

[Ino_Pig]

Grease 2 is awful! ;____;

[Shroomsday]

Threads merged.

I'd say 'Aquamarine' (in-flight movie), that was horrific to watch.

[Mojim]

Blood Rayne was soooooooooooo crap!!! :mad It's really bad! :bang

[uncanny_sama]

WTF

i got neg rep for posting movies I dont like

WTF??!

people get more crazy over here then in library

[Shroomsday]

I'm inclined to agree a bit there, it doesn't really make sense to neg someone just for their opinion unless it's particularly offensive (or presented as such). At least the person who did it signed it. Well in any case as the rep system's now null for numerical stuff it doesn't really matter.

Continue on topic now please.

[syrup]

Napolean Dynamite I despise that movie down to the deepest depths of my soul. I had to leave 3x during it because i thought my brain would rot due to such lack of intelligence and bad acting. Kill bill also = trash.

[ZensetsuDoKDo]

The ring english version was least scary movie i've ever seen..

[az0r]

^ i agree

anna and the king with chow yun fat sucked lik hell

[Takumi Matsuki]

I don't watch bad movies, I see what my friends say and if its bad I don't see it. its probably Resident evil 1 I had hope for it . They mocked a great series :yell

[Kurosaki]

The worst movie I have ever seen was Ed and his Dead Mother.

[Unrequited Silence]

^^ never heard of that :huh

[Kurosaki]

I wish I never heard of it:scry
Once people watched it once, they never rented it again, and they got rid of it.

[Gambitz]

The worst movie i have ever scene is definitly that Street fighters movie ow that was horrible...