Freestyle fap-battle: Arty vs. Cata

[Hangatýr]

Like the title says.

:shifty

[Catatonik]

Me an Arty, Herrings and Garbage can lids.

Let's get the fight on.

[Hangatýr]

Victory by Fatality.

FIGHT!

[Catatonik]

Bestiality!!!

I will sodomize that blue bear with a frozen hering.

[Hangatýr]

But what if Arty breaks your glasses! :omg

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This is so headed for the trash once Cata and Arty get done.

[Hangatýr]

Enough time for Bubbs and I to get our business done.

:shifty

[Moridin]

yeah, i heard you're always finishing quickly dave

[Hangatýr]

Still works for me.

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That's what, an extra 30 seconds? Sure.

EDIT:outzinged by Mori, damnit.

[Catatonik]

With my frozen herring, and battered garbage can lid, I will defend the sanctity of everything that that dirty blue bear defiles.

Have at thee foul furby.

[Moridin]

That's what, an extra 30 seconds? Sure.

EDIT:outzinged by Mori, damnit.

I've been practicing my mocking XD

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Arty's awfully quiet. I'm getting the feeling he's sitting there by his keyboard, hammering out an epic 10000 char Cata bashing. >.>

[Hangatýr]

I think he's fapping.

[Arty]

Arty's awfully quiet. I'm getting the feeling he's sitting there by his keyboard, hammering out an epic 10000 char Cata bashing. >.>

CATA IS A FATHEAD AND HE HAS A STUPID FACE

[Catatonik]

That would be so sweet.

We could totally have a rap battle.

[Hangatýr]

CATA IS A FATHEAD AND HE HAS A STUPID FACE
-kicks Arty in the groin-

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That would be so sweet.

We could totally have a fap battle.
fixed it for ya.

[Moridin]

anything for chocolate eh

[Hangatýr]

:nod .

[Arty]

FUCK THE BIKE SHED

YOU'RE ALL GONNA FALL TO MY IRON FIST

[Catatonik]

Step up you little blue bastard
lets see what you got
time for Cata to let you know
who the master fapper really be
me
see
nobody spanks it like Cata
nada
I'm the master fapper
king of the mastubators
lord of the wank
baron of the spank
baddest jacker to walk
talk and shock
you with my aim
cause it's a dirty game
and my name
is synonymous
with awesomeness
so step back
before I attack
with my deadly spray
ok.

[Arty]

Step up you little blue bastard
lets see what you got
time for Cata to let you know
who the master fapper really be
me
see
nobody spanks it like Cata
nadaI'm the master fapper
king of the mastubators
lord of the wank
baron of the spank
baddest jacker to walk
talk and shock
you with my aim
cause it's a dirty game
and my name
is synonymous
with awesomeness
so step back
before I attack
with my deadly spray
ok.

man fuck ED!, that shit is dead
go back to namedroppin avant garde metal
in the primitive screwhead thread
nigga from canada
thinks he can fap
i got sperm out the ampitheater
watchin ernest goes to camp
the smalls got a catalogue
drier than a gin and tonic
catatonik spittin beats worse than
kid technotronic
"pump up the jam"
from the soundtrack to teenage mutant ninja turtles 3
and that one fat lady in the group had a beatles cut
http://www.radiokrud.com/krud/images/technotronic.jpg

[Catatonik]

Furby please
you trippin
my cocks drippin
better get on yer knees
and beg fer forgiven
I've got a money shot
with your blue ass
as the target
get it
you gonne get hit
by a wide load
a spray of ice cold
semen
from a great white demon
that's me see
the one with the irish cock
that's locked
and ready to fire
on you
soon
ED! blessed this meat
with superhuman seed
that leaves steaming trails
of superb DNA
the kind you have to pay
to engage
in your furry womb.
A sticky mess from hea to toe
like a gooey tomb
just for you.
So before you go openin your trap
keep in mind I am the muthah fucking
KING OF FAP!

[Arty]

Furby please
you trippin
my cocks drippin
better get on yer knees
and beg fer forgiven
I've got a money shot
with your blue ass
as the target
get it
you gonne get hit
by a wide load
a spray of ice cold
semen
from a great white demon
that's me see
the one with the irish cock
that's locked
and ready to fire
on you
soon
ED! blessed this meat
with superhuman seed
that leaves steaming trails
of superb DNA
the kind you have to pay
to engage
in your furry womb.
A sticky mess from hea to toe
like a gooey tomb
just for you.
So before you go openin your trap
keep in mind I am the muthah fucking
KING OF FAP!

you ain't got a money shot
cata chewin on asparagus
got a weak ass load
couldn't even shoot it longer than mr toad
narrated by bing crosby
cata ain't the king of fap he's been wantin to be
hired a male whore named steve
sucked his dick and watched the SNL celebrity jeopardy skit where sean connery says "threeve"

the most he done is circle jerk with X
and afterwards they had some hot anal sex
listenin to grindcore
band called "Your Mom Is A Whore"
released two albums in 1989
X asked if cata was gonna swallow
and cata said "fine"

[Catatonik]

you ain't got a money shot
cata chewin on asparagus
got a weak ass load
couldn't even shoot it longer than mr toad
narrated by bing crosby
cata ain't the king of fap he's been wantin to be
hired a male whore named steve
sucked his dick and watched the SNL celebrity jeopardy skit where sean connery says "threeve"

the most he done is circle jerk with X
and afterwards they had some hot anal sex
listenin to grindcore
band called "Your Mom Is A Whore"
released two albums in 1989
X asked if cata was gonna swallow
and cata said "fine"

Shit bear
you think you can burn the fapmaster?
I was pulling my cock
before you learned how to walk
I got trick shots
the kind that leave women shocked
and porn stars in stunned awe

Like Immortal Technique
I disintegrate challengers
obliterate their fap line
with my hard cock rhymes

My rebuttal drips down your blue furry face
the different streams in a race
to see which will soil your mouth first
with an powerful burst
of irish loving flavour
it'll be your favour
-ite
bitch.

So lick your lips clean
or curl up like girl
and scream
like Celine
Dion
on fire.

there's no point fighting back
you got nuthin
just a dry sack

Shit
why don't you try Viagra
I hear it'll help awake ya
cause that limp noodle
needs a reload
it's like a continuous line doodle
Laughable.

So step up if feel you got the goods
but don't bother trying to play it
like you are from the hood
you got no game
no aim
and your name
ain't worth a rats
ass

That's the cum-back
what's you're attack?

[Arty]

Shit bear
you think you can burn the fapmaster?
I was pulling my cock
before you learned how to walk
I got trick shots
the kind that leave women shocked
and porn stars in stunned awe

Like Immortal Technique
I disintegrate challengers
obliterate their fap line
with my hard cock rhymes

My rebuttal drips down your blue furry face
the different streams in a race
to see which will soil your mouth first
with an powerful burst
of irish loving flavour
it'll be your favour
-ite
bitch.

So lick your lips clean
or curl up like girl
and scream
like Celine
Dion
on fire.

there's no point fighting back
you got nuthin
just a dry sack

Shit
why don't you try Viagra
I hear it'll help awake ya
cause that limp noodle
needs a reload
it's like a continuous line doodle
Laughable.

So step up if feel you got the goods
but don't bother trying to play it
like you are from the hood
you got no game
no aim
and your name
ain't worth a rats
ass

That's the cum-back
what's you're attack?

pop in your lucidream
and get ready for another X anal ream
spittin rhymes off a cereal box
while you fappin to redd fox
your load comes out
like a science project volcano
eat some baking soda
wash it down with drano

my ukulele bear
got a load more thick
yours dribbles down
out a 3 inch dick

i strum the ukulele
like jake shimabukuro
you playin' the skin flute
while you lookin at a picture of maho

ED! pimpin nothin
but canada dry
when i put on The Smalls
little babies cry

your flow is cold
your rhymes are spruce
why don't you get back
to suckin X's manjuice

[Catatonik]

Tempting. I mean, they are already dead on the inside.

Anyways.

I'm coming at you like a tentacle rape scene
twisting
and wriggling
and inevitable
making you scream like a scene
from La Blue Girl
I'll hurl
my steaming seed
into your little blue eyes

All you have to fight with
is a hairy and useless mound
like Cuddles the comfort doll
you got nothin
no balls

Just an asexual mound of fabric and fluff
all talk
and all walk
but nothing to back it up
so step back
kneel down
open your furry mouth
and have a taste of heaven

Fuckin furby

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