The Haiku Thread! *Goooooooo Japanese culture!*

[NarutoBOT]

Ok, to get into the Japanese spirit I figured I would try this out.
I tried this thread before but it didnt work out, maybe here it will.

First, what is a Haiku?

"A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables."

Rules:

- Must use the last word of the Haiku in the post before you as the first word in yours!

Ok, I'll start...

Worker bees may roam.
The queen must remain inside.
The queen is the slave.

Ohhhhh! So CHALLENGING! :confused Can u do it? Start with the word "SLAVE".

[parker pyne]

slave work is not good.
I go against slavery.
billie joe is hott.

>>;

[handzar]

slave work is not good.
I go against slavery.
billie joe is hott.

>>;
I agree :P

[Sayo]

hott like BBQ meat
writing poems is to hard
god im so dumb

:P

[parker pyne]

dumb Green day haters.
let's all get our slapping tools
and slap them to mars.

[................................I'm serious. o_o]

I agree :P
*thumbs up* :amuse

[Firebred]

mars, place filled with love
get those people out of here
bring them to venus!!!

[echo294]

u guys kno that haiku also has to be about NATURE...?

[NarutoBOT]

these are different
they are naruto haikus!
way much more better

-this is not part of the thread... just telling ^him/her^ off for being no fun-

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

We sit together
the mountain and I until only
the mountain remains

[NarutoBOT]

remains of the dead
wither deep in my darkness
they feed my dispair

woh...

[Sayo]

dumb Green day haters.
let's all get our slapping tools
and slap them to mars.

[................................I'm serious. o_o]


*thumbs up* :amusewell since your 1, we forgive u for liking those punkasses :laugh j/k hun :amuse

[kody]

remains of the dead
wither deep in my darkness
they feed my dispair

woh...

dispair has become me,
no longer shall i hide,
i shall try for you.

[Firebred]

you made me stare hard
aint no moolight shining down
sures cold when shes gone

[Jack Bauer]

gone is the cold wind
where are the buffaloes, where?
in this little field

[Firebred]

field of hate, growing
feeding on all the people
may love clean it all

[Jack Bauer]

all the swords clashing
the fallen fighter dying
he leaves no regrets

[Ronin_Musashi]

Regrets fill my mind,
What I could have said before;
but that time is gone.

:amuse
I like this thread

[parker pyne]

well since your 1, we forgive u for liking those punkasses :laugh j/k hun :amuse
hahaha that was such a funny joke. I'm laughing my head off.

[NarutoBOT]

Regrets fill my mind,
What I could have said before;
but that time is gone.

:amuse
I like this thread

Me too like haiku much.. uhh :confused

Gone with the wind is
A really boring movie
I prefer James Bond

:P

[Firebred]

bond, the people must
to finish the unfinished
thus desroy all evil

[parker pyne]

evil spoons that cry
deserves a hard, cold spanking
by your pet monkey.

[shinorei_91]

Monkey dies later on
and revived by me
to kill it again

[Firebred]

again its broken
again, made into pieces
wtf thats me

[Ronin_Musashi]

"Me and you" is wrong,
It should be corrected to
"You and I", okay?

:laugh that sucked!

[Lenzai]

I heart the Rock Lee,
Konoha's beastly bowl cut,
heart the leg warmers :leepose

[NarutoBOT]

leg warmers are great!
i can say I own 3 pairs
pink, yellow and green

:p

[Lo Gah Lok]

green are christmas trees
with red ornaments and things
afterword presents!

[Lo Gah Lok]

can i continue this? no one is coming...

[Lo Gah Lok]

presents are very fun
konohamaru likes them
of course, he's a kid

[parker pyne]

out comes red elmo
I just had a heart attack
by looking at it.

........

[shinorei_91]

Red elmo wonders why
I wonder why too
but continues eating lunch

[NarutoBOT]

Among my underwear
Underwires are the worst
I rip them out
:huh


Kunoichi no Kir
Didnt read the rules, Ut Oh
Re-Read the first post

(this one does not count, continue from shinorei_91's above me)
Oh, and Lo Gah Lok try not to double post!


Red elmo wonders why
I wonder why too
but continues eating lunch

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

When did that rule come in? Wasn't there before :mad anyways~!

Lunch suffers from a
Lack of cyanide spice
It's for mean people

[NarutoBOT]

people like me are,
sometimes really dumb and so
I will now shut up

[Sabaku no Ira]

people like me are,
sometimes really dumb and so
I will now shut up

Up quarks and down quarks,
fundamental particles,
standard model rules.

[Ronin_Musashi]

Rules of engagement:
Attack if you can gain ground,
Retreat if you can't.
-------------------
There's a little adoption of the Art of War into Haiku form :laugh
Hey, there really should be more threads like this...maybe we can start a Haiku subforum

[NarutoBOT]

Rules of engagement:
Attack if you can gain ground,
Retreat if you can't.
-------------------
There's a little adoption of the Art of War into Haiku form :laugh
Hey, there really should be more threads like this...maybe we can start a Haiku subforum

Cant say much more cause
you took the words from my mouth
Haikus just rock hard

ps, if you really like this thread, give it a HIGH rating! Also spread the word, otherwise it'll get phased out and the picture discussion thread will remain supreme.

[Ronin_Musashi]

Hard; That's what this is,
Hard is difficult to use
in Haikus like these

:amuse

BTW, 5 stars from me... :smile-big

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

these kind of threads are
really kinda my sort of thing
sorry I got nasty

Sure, poetry subforum all the way. Most of it will be angsty teen junk of course, but gems like this would be worth it.

[Gandhi]

Nasty as bad verse
Rhetoric much Like Yoda
That was atrocious.

[Charlie_K]

hurt and lonely
isolated from others
is the life of a true loner.

ok i suck at this, gimmie a break >.<

[Ronin_Musashi]

Nasty as bad verse : Rhetoric much Like Yoda : That was atrocious.
An atrocious crime
was commited by Charlie;
He broke the first rule.


lol, jk :smile-big, I really just didn't want to start off with 'loner'

[NarutoBOT]

rule of mistletoe
you must kiss one underneith
Charlie K gets kissed

[occasionalutopia]

kissed so crystalline
transmitters reach a slow truce
love dyed obsidian

[NarutoBOT]

kissed so crystalline
transmitters reach a slow truce
love dyed obsidian

woooooo... good one

[Ronin_Musashi]

Obsidian rocks;
formed by earth, fire, and water,
made dark, smooth and cold.
-----------------------------
:blink o...k...guess it sounded better in my head...

[Chopstickx]

Cold ocean breezes
they take away my anger
and help me relax

and yea they really do :laugh

[Ronin_Musashi]

Relax your body;
Silence your mind, and just be;
That is the Zen way

:amuse I had to work Zen in on one of mine.

[kaitenjyuuken]

Way to go, neji,
a new jyuuken move each day,
fight against your fate!!

i'm really poor in this.... :P

[NarutoBOT]

fate has cruel nature... uhhhhh
I really cant think today
sorry, this one sucks

:P

[Chopstickx]

uhh...its hard to start a haiku with the word "suck" and not think some nasty thoughts >_> =P

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

sucks the life quickly
leaving sorrow in silence
the dark winds descend

[KK]

descend down to earth
invade, destroy, and capture
the end disembarks

[hatsuyume]

disembarks far off
looking for a hidden place
locked within a dream

lol....i tried :P

[KuroTenshi]

Dream big, my brother
Your mind is narrow and dull
Think outside the box

[NarutoBOT]

Box. All I think of
Beautiful, beautiful box
So very cubick

haha, bet you thought I was talkin about somfin dirty... Well, I did but it didnt turn out that way. :confused

[occasionalutopia]

^ I like it, the whole of the second line was perfectly alliterated XD Which inspired this:

Cubic cherubic
Chaffed chilly cherry-cheered cheeks
Candy-cosied child

(I'm strange, sorry :P)

[KK]

child of sakura
sasuke's OR naruto's
maybe it was lee :eek

[Robo-Pope]

I look at this thread
All you people are spammers
I should ban you all

[NarutoBOT]

ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee ha ha hee he ho
bwaaa haha ha... ha

*I wonder if that counts as a real haiku?*

Oh, and DAMN! I cant believe this thread is still going...

[acid queen]

all my braincells hurt
because creating haikus
makes me hit my head


I was unable to start with ha, and not end up with the same as Nurutobot, so I took off from Vash7ehStampede

[Robo-Pope]

ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee ha ha hee he ho
bwaaa haha ha... ha

*I wonder if that counts as a real haiku?*

Oh, and DAMN! I cant believe this thread is still going...
What the hell is this?
I would guess they call it spam.
Should I temp ban you?

[acid queen]

I look at this thread
All you people are spammers
I should ban you all

this is no spamming
it is mearly a form of
creativity
... :smile-big

[Robo-Pope]

It's certainly spam
You should be careful, or else
I will ban you too

[Kno7]

Too much or nothing
it's as bad as the other
enough is just right

:P

I did a haiku for my english class:

When I see her stair
I think: no need for heaven,
I'm already there.

[NarutoBOT]

right spam or wrong spam
whats good or bad about it?
it tastes good with eggs

[Robo-Pope]

right spam or wrong spam
whats good or bad about it?
it tastes good with eggs
All spam is wrong spam
It clogs up the forums, and
Takes up our bandwidth.

[NarutoBOT]

it is understood
spam is definately bad
do as u see fit

:P

[Robo-Pope]

it is understood
spam is definately bad
do as u see fit

:P
Damn you, ruining
The theme that I had going
Burn in hell, asshat.

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

Damn you, ruining
The theme that I had going
Burn in hell, asshat.

I'm laughing out loud
Lord Vash is certainly the
god of nazi scum

[NarutoBOT]

Banning Looms above
I must aggree with admin
Now I'm an asshat... :(

I DONT WANT TO BE AN ASSHAT! ...... WHAT THE FARK IS AN ASSHAT???

[acid queen]

asshat or headhat
on which side should I wear it
they're equally cold

[Robo-Pope]

I'm laughing out loud
Lord Vash is certainly the
god of nazi scum
You're damn right I am
And don't you all forget it.
I am the nazi.

[Robo-Pope]

Banning Looms above
I must aggree with admin
Now I'm an asshat... :(

I DONT WANT TO BE AN ASSHAT! ...... WHAT THE FARK IS AN ASSHAT???
To answer you, I
Have created a picture.
It's right here, below.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/DantesInferno/ThanksAsshat.jpg

[KK]

that's not an ass hat
its a sombrero, poor thing
suffocate it will :sad

[Ittai]

will your butt be cold?
I hope not, It's unplesant,
cold hineys are bad

[NarutoBOT]

bad asshat! bad man!
I am not a sombrerro
Im an assSportsCap

[Robo-Pope]

bad asshat! bad man!
I am not a sombrerro
Im an assSportsCap
What is the difference?
Once asshats, always asshats,
That's the way it works.

[NarutoBOT]

What is the difference?
Once asshats, always asshats,
That's the way it works.

Whats the difference?
The difference is simple...
I look cool backwards

:P

[Robo-Pope]

Whats the difference?
The difference is simple...
I look cool backwards

:P
Backwards hats are old
Go back to 1990
Since you'll be cool there.

[Kno7]

there was an old man
that told me: hey, lets make love
I said: Man you're sick.

[KK]

sick, that haiku was
pedophilia is wrong
to jail he will go!

[Robo-Pope]

there was an old man
that told me: hey, lets make love
I said: Man you're sick.
Don't tempt me, spammer
I'll ban you in an instant.
Don't want that, do we?

[acid queen]

we have to start with
the last word of the previous.
Do you get that vash?


(No seriously, do you get that? You haven't once done it right)

[ShikaShikaBoomBoom]

Wait, where do I work off of now....>>

[Robo-Pope]

we have to start with
the last word of the previous.
Do you get that vash?


(No seriously, do you get that? You haven't once done it right)
I don't give a damn
I'm just writing some haikus
Is that a problem?

(BTW, I did it right once :P )

[acid queen]

problem? not really
just wanted to emphasise
the 'rules' of this thread

[Looney]

thread made of cotton
make the clothes you and i wear
and so keeps us warm

[Sayo]

warm is the heating
do u feel realy warm
warm is what i feel



ok i never gonna make a haiku again =\

[acid queen]

feel like you are real?
I can't confirm that you are
it's all in the mind

[Robo-Pope]

problem? not really
just wanted to emphasise
the 'rules' of this thread
Emphasized they were;
I prefer to make my own.
Yours I follow not.

[acid queen]

not that I could care
but actually, those rules
really aren't mine

[acid queen]

mine the gold, you dwarf
how else can I pay the guy
from whom I bought you

[NarutoBOT]

you double posted
you high sinner of NF
a large pox on you!

*hehe, actually, I think your great. You stood up for my RULES!!! I LOOVE MY RUULES!!! ... :blink ... Vash is mean*

[Kno7]

"you" would be easy
to begin a haiku with
here's a word: "fallen"

[KK]

fallen on my ass
oww it really hurts, please help
noooo i got a rash!

*i realize i used the word "fallen" in wrong context* :P

[acid queen]

rash decisions suck
but the more you try to think
the less you will know

[acid queen]

-> 48 hours after my last post, I will post again, even if it's a 'doublepost' . And I think I'm entitled to, 'cause there's no (written) rule against it... Besides, writing haiku's isn't that hard :P<-

[Robo-Pope]

This thread should be bumped
Only in haiku--How? See
Example below.

This thread is dying
We must have someone bump it!
Oops, seems I just did.

[KK]

Did you see that bird?
Oh no wait, is that a plane?
NOO it's a huge blimp! =\

[acid queen]

blimp, I have seen you
in the corner of my eye
creating madness

(btw vash... do you like threatening?
is this the only place you can exert power?
are you being surpressed in real life and therefor resort to verbal violence on the net?
It seems to me you're a boy who's not really understood in real life. and you really can't have that, so you express your inner tension through threats, thinking we give as big a crap as you do...
but really.... we all have lives that reach beyond this forum and we really don't care if you hurt us in this forum...
because we all know, we will be able to live with ourselves, and you will still be the same problematic boy who deals with his real life problems on this forum...


don't get me wrong, it's not that i don't like you, or that I feel offended by your threats but I would just like to write haiku's without some moron scaring away potential poets...

and that bandwithstory is also just crap... just take one look at the bandwithconsuming pictures in the "pic" threads and u'll see these are just peanuts)

I'm really sorry if this offended you, but I wouldn't like it if creative souls got scared because of you

[killkenada]

madness is the key
to a healthy heartbeating
i like lots of cheese

[Robo-Pope]

blimp, I have seen you
in the corner of my eye
creating madness

(btw vash... do you like threatening?
is this the only place you can exert power?
are you being surpressed in real life and therefor resort to verbal violence on the net?
It seems to me you're a boy who's not really understood in real life. and you really can't have that, so you express your inner tension through threats, thinking we give as big a crap as you do...
but really.... we all have lives that reach beyond this forum and we really don't care if you hurt us in this forum...
because we all know, we will be able to live with ourselves, and you will still be the same problematic boy who deals with his real life problems on this forum...


don't get me wrong, it's not that i don't like you, or that I feel offended by your threats but I would just like to write haiku's without some moron scaring away potential poets...

and that bandwithstory is also just crap... just take one look at the bandwithconsuming pictures in the "pic" threads and u'll see these are just peanuts)

I'm really sorry if this offended you, but I wouldn't like it if creative souls got scared because of you
I'm scaring away
Creative souls? Clearly they're
Far too timid, no?

[KK]

No, well I'm still here.
I'm not intimidated.
Vash is a penguin!! :P

[Sawako]

Penguin is his name.
He lives in the cold South Pole.
Yes, he is a bird.

[KK]

Bird that doesn't fly,
evolutionarily,
it got jipped big time! :smile-big

[Robo-Pope]

Time for me to leave
Damn, I really need some sleep.
This line is filler.

[KK]

filler and miller
i want a drink really bad
bananas pwn me

[NarutoBOT]

fill'r up now bitch
I gotta gun this puppy
all the way to mars!

[acid queen]

mars, snickers or twix
it's bad for teeth, but real sweet
and get's me going

[Sawako]

Going, going, gone!
The ball flies high in the air!
No one can catch that!

[hikari_tennyo]

That penguin can't fly
it is sad so let them swim
in the ocean together today

[NarutoBOT]

today? omg
Not the day to talk penguins
that was yesterday

Baseball is the theme now... hehe :blink

[Kakashi]

The American dream
a baseball smashes your eye
I'm undercover

and bored.

[ninjasoup]

I am high as hell
I think your chould tell by eyes
Or the distinct stench




Flying through the air
The whipping wind through my hair
---> cheated Freedom between despair

[acid queen]

stench fills up my nose
it reeks of havoc and death
corpses everywhere

[I ARE 1031]

Everywhere I am
Innocent people look, stare
I will kill them all

[acid queen]

all-knowing beings
surround me, and fill the sky

I feel like heaven

[acid queen]

heavenly creatures
sit beside me, creating
our natural high

[Sawako]

High above the ground
Pointing up and the great sky
The tall mountain stands

[acid queen]

stand by me, angel
for you brighten up my day
and make me feel good

[BushidoPunk]

Good times at college.
Procrastinate too much, damn!
Now I am stressed out.

[killkenada]

out of the window
my emotions go
do you think of me?

[Robo-Pope]

Fourth and goal at two:
mincing fraidy-cat field goal.
Pittsburgh fans: "Aaaiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

[KK]

The American dream
a baseball smashes your eye
I'm undercover

and bored.

KnK, you're not perfect i see!! =P

[Robo-Pope]

This is the first line.
Line number two is right here
And here's number three.

[KK]

three blind mice were blind
call me mr. obvious
and your soul is mine!!!!!!

[acid queen]

mines can kill people
bombs do pretty much the same

why should we destroy?

[Robo-Pope]

Destroy it all, I'll
Burn it all down, ash to ash
Just as dust to dust

[naruto9007]

I hate your filthy guts
You make me want to vomit
Die away from me

[Sawako]

Me want the chapter.
The Naruto chapter, yes!
I'm so impatient.

[Robo-Pope]

Impatient you are
I'm out of line ideas
This is the last line.

[acid queen]

linear thinking
blocks your mind from fruitfull thoughts
and stops your progress

[Robo-Pope]

Progress comes not with
American government
"Congress", opposite.

[Ittai]

opposite is nice
and so is being different
Im lost as you are.

[IronFist Alchemist]

Releasing all oppression
Tainted in blood
I walk alone...

(just made that up:amuse)

[Robo-Pope]

Releasing all appression
Tainted in blood
I walk alone...

(just made that up:amuse)
Alone, together
These two words are opposites
This haiku: stupid.

[Kunoichi no Kiri]

Existential Dreams
seek to abide my hatred
and I eat chicken

[IronFist Alchemist]

Alone, together
These two words are opposites
This haiku: stupid.

Ahh screw it,yo mama :notrust

[acid queen]

Existential Dreams
seek to abide my hatred
and I eat chicken

chickenneck people
are doing their very best
not to lose their heads
:)

[acid queen]

heads changing colour
voices dripping down on me
could I have gone mad?

[Lilly_haku]

mad is a good one
you are due for therapy
but not for your mind

[Sawako]

Mind your own business.
You're acting like a stalker.
Get out of my face.

[acid queen]

"face your fears" he said
but his own troubles or fears
he did not notice

[acid queen]

I'm gonna make one every day from now on (unless I forget)...
I know, I'm impatient (:

[acid queen]

"face your fears" he said
but his own troubles or fears
he did not notice

notice something stange?
no birds, fish, dogs or people
Everybody's gone!

[iroha haroto]

Gone is the great gate
Ashes and ruins, here, there
Alone on a bridge

Based on Odai Yorisada's defeat by Takeda Shingen.

In any case, haiku in English usually don't adhere to the syllable rule, because Japanese syllables usually represent one concept.

[Gisaku Kimura]

Bridge of much dispair, I walk it with goal ahead, a village of peace.

[Hagi]

consciousness is a state of mind,
we all are asleep,
in our dreams


haven't done this in a while "goooooooooo japanese culture!" :P

[killkenada]

consciousness is a state of mind,
we all are asleep,
in our dreams


haven't done this in a while "goooooooooo japanese culture!" :P


dreams are fantasies
nothing more, in this dark place
darkness consumes me

[AznSup3rman]

i like waterfalls
my brother cuts the grass now
stinky is his name

I did it!

[Jaded Heart]

The river runs red
with the blood of my brothers
our destinies sealed

[graysocks]

I liked the one in Fight Club

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

[AbnormallyNormal]

I liked the one in Fight Club

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Slave may not play here
We move about constantly now
Such things don't really matter

[Jaded Heart]

Just leave me alone
I was fine without you here,
and your selfless love

[Kyuubi Whisker]

Haiku is easy
All you do is stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

[sel]

A haiku dedicated to my loved one <3

Moridin is fat
He eats a lot of chicken
And smells like manure

[Mattaru]

(1)

The meadow tinkles
A gentle susseration.
Tranquil paradise.


(2)

Fading and Fading
The glowing light disappears
As the door snaps shut.

[Denji]

I wrote it for class or whatever.

Rinsing it all clean;
Circling around the drain,
There is nothing left.

[Robo-Pope]

Thread necroposting
Is usually bad, but
This thread deserves it.

[NarutoBOT]

most popular thread
i so long ago posted
should it be revived?