Learn Australian.

[Danny]

You people need to be cultured more! in the art of Australian slang....

FIRST OFF!!!! GREETINGS!!!

G'day: Yes...a very obvious slimmed down version of Good day.


NEXT!!! SLANG YOU CAN SAY TO MEAN DIRTY WORDS!!!

Root!!


yes root the universal slang! basicly Root means the naughty F word :O so here are some examples.

"I need a root" - "I need a f*ck"
"I feel rooted" - "I feel f*cked"
"Wanna root?" - "wanna f*ck?"
"Ya' car is rooted mate" - "Excuse me kind sir your automobile seems to be f*cked"

Bugger can also be used in some of these circumsatanses :O


So does anyone need to know any slang for a certain phrase or has slang they wanna know what it means? :O just ask!

[Kin]

"I need a root" - "I need a f*ck"
"I feel rooted" - "I feel f*cked"
"Wanna root?" - "wanna f*ck?"
"Ya' car is rooted mate" - "Excuse me kind sir your automobile seems to be f*cked"
Hahaha XD Know some other words I can tell my grandma?

[Hangatýr]

I only know one word.
http://www.northeastrhinosmcc.co.uk/HTML/Photos/Out%20Ya%20Tree%20Rally/images/Guess%20the%20arse.jpg

[Danny]

I remembered one my grandad told me XD and i found a dictionary that listed it!

Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike / tits on a bull : unhelpful or incompetent person or thing - "he, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc. etc.

<3

[Tsumi]

lmao! danny whats an bitzer? :blink....my aunt lived in australia for 20 something years and now is in new zealand and she mentioned the word but I dont what a bitzer is...

[Danny]

a bitzer is a mongrel dog basicly made of many breeds XD

[Tsumi]

a dog? why can't they just call it a dog then XDDDD...meh I like this word better anyways >_< thanks danny! :hug

[mr_shadow]

Bugger can also be used in some of these circumsatanses :O

The word made famous worldwide by Jack Sparrow ^^

[kataimiko]

hey Danny.....lets root! :nuts

[brian197]

lol thats funny.

[Danny]

Katai is a bloody awesome sheila :D

[Twizted]

I know, I know, this is played out and stupid but I couldn't help myself:

Fosters: Australian for beer.

[Danny]

Funny thing is only about 2% of the population drinks fosters...

[Twizted]

Funny thing is only about 2% of the population drinks fosters...

Yeah? That's interesting. What's the favored alcoholic beverage then?

[Danny]

it varies state to state :3