Team YOU versus Konoha [Archive]

Kunoichi no Kiri

12-13-2004, 01:22 AM

If you had to run into Konoha, burn down the Ichiraki Ramen, blow up mount Hokage, assassinate Tsunade, kidnap Naruto, and run off with Ayame, who would you want on your team?
If they'd get owned, who cares. Don't pick DBZ characters just because they're invincible. If you have to pick them, give a better reason.

Edit: Now I want to go into depth too...
Team Kiri would be:
1.Ryu Hayabusa (The Ninja Gaiden) The legendary shinobi who has saved the world at least four times and took down Banko-tsubo, the feared Tengu of Destruction, who threatened the whole world with chaos. His godly Izuna taijustu is comparable in many ways to the Lotus of the Tekken style. Member in good standing of the council of Uber-ninja.
2.Sol Badguy (The Guilty Gear) The Immortal Flame, the first and greatest of all the Gears. Ex-member of the Order of Holy Knights, and has 200 years of fighting experience. Defeated Commander Gear Justice in a battle that rocked Heaven and Earth, has occult powers off all charts. Ranked an S-class threat by the Postwar Administration Bureau. One bad guy.
3.Aoshi Shinomori (Rurouni Shinobi) Hard-core and dead sexy okashira (captain) of the Oniwaban onmitsu(ninja). Became head of his onmitsu group at age 15, and went on to defend Edo castle during the Imperialist Bakumatsu. Skill with the kodachi and kenpo arts is unsurpassed. Has only ever lost to Himura Kenshin, the Legendary Battosai himself.
4.Auron (The Fatal Fantasy) Legendary guardian who traveled with High Summoner Braska in his quest to defeat Sin, and was the only member of the group to come back alive. Fearsome strengh allows him to knock enemies of any size into orbit with his massive zanbato katana.
5. Ichigo Kurosaki- Can't fight well in the material world...Off the team!
6. Tao Jun (The Shaman Queen) Member of the Tao family of shamans, and pretty useless on her own...until the other members of Kiri team rack up some kills. Then Jun can use her spritual talismans to prevent the passing on of the dead Konoha shinobi's souls and force them back into their bodies to do her bidding. Namely, wreak havoc. Guy would be better off undead.

Nyarlathotep

12-13-2004, 01:30 AM

I would want:
1. Dark Schneider (Bastard!!!), he's DS, he has 1000 reality shields, if he says 'within this shield, no jutsus' then no jutsu can exist inside the shield, every shield needs to be hit with the power and energy generated from a nuclear bomb for an hour to be destroyed and he can regenerate them in less than a second, he doesn't need to chant to use his magical powers, his weakest magic can destroy a galaxy and he can revive and regenerate himself through pure will. Beat that people.

2. Hades (Saint Seiya), He is immortal, he has a shield that returns any attack with 3 times the power it had before, that shield can't be broken under any circumstances but only gods or demi-gods may attack through it, he can twist reality to his will, I don't remember what else he can do but needless to say he can kill everyting by himself.

3. Akuma (Street Fighter), He's Akuma, He's power incarnated, just by powering up he set Tokyo in fire (and then it exploded), he may as well be immortal, he has kicked the crap out of a god (but couldn't kill him because he was immortal), he has survived in the ocean floor (the deepest it can get) and had no trouble walking around or breathing over it, if I remember correctly he once broke a continent (or was it an island?) in two and then it sinked with only one punch.

4. Super Sonic (Sonic X), he's Sonic, he moves at supersonic speeds, in this Super Sonic state he's apparently invencible in all the sense of the word because if anything that's stronger than him appear then the Chaos Gems (or whatever they're called) would make sure he wins.

5. Guts (Berserk) for the badass factor.

and if a 6th is allowed: Nyarlathotep (Persona 2:Eternal Punishment) obviously, he destroyed the world once (granted, the Kegare Dragons destroyed the stuff, but he apparently controls them), he pulled a city to the Collective Unconsciousness before he destroyed the world, he can make rumors become reality, he has way too many forms and his real one is a black jello stuff with 1000 faces (ugly, but nothing compared to his final form in Persona2: Inocent Sin where he used the heroes fathers' bodies as his limbs), has the spear of Longinus and if you're hit by it you'll die because the bleeding can't be stopped, he can bring out the shadow arche-type of everyone, give them bodies and have them fight against the person, and that's all what I remember about him.

EDIT: I saw that eveyone is showing off how quick their teammates would kill Konohagakure so I decided to do so too.

RaitoRyuukashin

12-13-2004, 01:35 AM

I pick
1. Hiei(Yu Yu Hakusho) boy is just a dawg and his speed omfg.... not to mention he has that cold dragon transformation.
2. Alucard(Hellsing) ....immortal = pwnt.... Real immortality not that fake body switch oro ... HE would totally own
3. Forge (X-Men) He can build ANYTHING he dreams of... i gotta a couple of things i want him to build (and yes naruto cities have all the technology we have besides guns and stuff i read this in shonen jump kishi said so
4.Bruce Banner/Hulk - I mean cmon now i would just tell him all the ppl in konoha told him he was a sissy boy...... he would demolish it himself
5.Spider-man - Comic relief -_-'

Explosion of Youth

12-13-2004, 02:00 AM

juggernaut

and 4 hot girls....

while juggernaut goes smashy smashy, i enjoy the company of 4 hot women

The Space Cowboy

12-13-2004, 08:48 AM

Team Kickero
1. Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star)
2. Saotome Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
3. A basket of kittens
4. USS Enterprise
5. AC-135 Spectre Gunship

Sabaku no Ira

12-13-2004, 08:51 AM

My pick:

1)Nuclear bomb

2)Neutron bomb

3)dirty bomb

4)quarks

5)quantums

Crucifixation

12-13-2004, 09:00 AM

Team Crucifixation
1. Sieghart, the Elemental Master. (RaVe)
Could control all the elements. Beat that.

2. Arashi (X/1999)
She can make a sword come out of her hand. Pretty nifty.

3. Elie/Resha Valentine (RaVe-I am not sure if they are the same person, but here goes.)
Contains Ethelion, the power of creation and destruction. Could blow up a whole damn continent.

4. Yuuko, the witch of the Dimension (xxxHOLiC)
She owns every single magical apparatus imaginable.

5. Kurogane (Tsubasa reservoir chronicles)
All teams need someone with sheer brute force. Here goes.

Jack Bauer

12-13-2004, 09:23 AM

Team D-T

1- Link- He's got a sword, a shield, and a hookshot for tight situations. Plus he got the Fierce Diety Mask
2- Hanzo from Samurai Showdown. He a ninja and mad strong so that makes him perfect on my team.
3- Jehuty from ZOE. He's my gettaway orbital frame.
4. Kenshin from Samurai X and Rorouni Kenshin. He could use his speed to fight speedy guys like Lee.
5. Micheal Jackson. He'll just scare them with his freaky face.

Donkey Show

12-13-2004, 10:14 AM

1. Gunbuster to intimidate due to its freakish size (and the fact that I can shout out its attacks)
2. Mario, so he can give us all mushrooms to feast on during the after-party :blink
3. EVA Unit 01, so it can freak out and make pretty explosions
4. Mai Shiranui, to bedazzle the male (and maybe female) shinobi with her grand chest while Konoha goes to waste. The best part about it is that since her chest is not genjutsu at all, they can't release crap!
5. Shampoo from Ranma 1/2. She can bring her ramen shop while Ayame is busy with me. :laugh

Yoruichi

12-13-2004, 10:46 AM

1. Hattori Hanzo (The real guy, not Kill Bill) Let's see if the Ninjas of Konoha can stand up to the Devil Hanzo.

2. Recca Hanabishi (Flame of Recca) His ability to create fire and attack his enemies with it, as well as his vast knowledge of all things Ninja would come in handy.

3. Liquid Snake (Metal Gear) He's a master of stealth, hand to hand combat and weapons. Even as just an arm he still kicks ass, let's see Oro take his body.

4. Megaman (The original) Megaman and Rush Vs. The Inuzuka clan.

5. Magneto (X-Men) After chopping TenTen into little pieces for foolishly using her super weapon jutsu, he'll disarm everyone in the village and use their own weapons against them.

miso_ramen

12-13-2004, 10:56 AM

I'd go alone... they'd all die the moment they see me... ;D just joking, I'd choose:

1. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
2. Alucard (Hellsing)
3. Fuma (X1999)
4.& 5. tachikoma x 2 (Ghost in the Shell)

that ought to do the work... ^^

Rurouni

12-13-2004, 05:18 PM

I wanted to choose DBZ characters too ><

1. Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki)
2. Himura Kenshin (RuroKen/Samurai X)
3. Son Goku (Not DBZ one, Saiyuki ^^)
4. Hajime Saitou (R.Kenshin, only because he's cool)
5. Seijiro Hiko (RK)

naiujiro

12-13-2004, 05:53 PM

Team Naiujiro:
The Flash- for his never ending quick whitted remarks
Kenpachi- Cause he can wipe out a small town with one stike without knowing bankai
Ganondolf- Another kenpachi type, WTF?
Venom- Yes, I added another psycho
David Chappelle- For damn good humor, plus the NAACP says I have to integrate (Too many crazy White Guys in one room). And yes, just like Friends, I saved the Black people for last (Damn you Friends for your non-integrating selves, for anyone who doesn't believe racism exist in Hollywood, look at NBC or should I say the No Blacks Channel).

ChaochroX

12-13-2004, 06:24 PM

Team Chaos would be:
Some guy who looks like tsunade's brother - he would be like "give me a hug sister" then bam knife in the ribs lol.
Bahamut (Final Fantasy) Kick ass dragon to take down Mt. Hokage
Kenshin botousi style (Rurouni Kenshin) He would capture Naruto and kill anyone in his way.
Sol Badguy (Guily Gear) He would capture Ayame because the ladies love a bad ass. He would also burn down the ramen shop.
Mihoshi (Tenshi Muyo) We would wait in the car :wink.

Vegeta

12-14-2004, 04:43 AM

1. Alucard (Hellsing) Immortal Vampire of DOOM!
2. Spike (Cowboy Bebop) Good shot with a IMI Jericho.
3. Juggernaught (X-Men) There is something to being the Unstopable Juggernaught.
4. Abaraii Renji (Bleach) you Wont even see him coming. (Hes a ghost, that can kill you!)
5. Who for a 5th? The Demon Chick from Tenchi Meyu, she kicks arse.

occasionalutopia

12-15-2004, 05:21 AM

I'm liking Ronin's list as it is (yay Alucard!), but anyway:

Alucard (Hellsing) - Immortal vampire more psycho than Orochi anyone?
Byakuya (Bleach) - There there, Itachi, don't cry :P
Professor Xavier (X-Men) - Genjutsu? Pffft :rolleyes:
Vash (Trigun) - So, about the kunais and shurikens ... :clap
Good ol' Superman - Every strike team needs a reliable all-rounder.

And just for laughs, because the more I look at my list the more I'm starting to think Alucard alone is enough to wipe out Konoha:

Chidori (Full Metal Panic) - Sureeee, Tsunade *thinks* she's strong ... :xp

Zain

12-16-2004, 07:03 PM

my team;

sepiroth : because he is a extreme good fighter in both magic and strength
kenshin : because his speed, however it needs to be the manslayer ( rurouni = no killing o O )
toshizo : brute power
chrno : hey who wouldnt want a badass demon on their team?
vash the stampede : his absurd good accuracy with guns
nuclear bomb : last resort, whatever gets the job done

Naruto_Uzumaki

12-17-2004, 06:44 PM

Nuclear Bomb: would kill everything last resort if my team losed

Inuyasha:Cuz of his Wind Scar and backlash wave

Kenshin:Cuz his freeking good skills with the sword and his speed 2

Any Evangelion: Ill just walk by and destroy everything

Narusegawa Naru:Just cuz her Iron Fist is like freeking strong

and...

Juggernaught: Cuz he'll smash everything

BattousaiMS

12-17-2004, 08:05 PM

Team Himura:

1- Battousai Himura (wait that's me, i guess he dosn't count)[Rurouni Kenshin]: Speed, killer style, hot looks... do i need to add more...

2- Iori Yagami [KoF] ("Remember the full moon"): Who want's to play with with this badass, special option: Orochi Iori Yagami.

3- Ekichi Onizuka [GTO] :When you have a guy who has black belt in Karate and can kick major ass and be immortal at the same time, you gotta pick him.

4- Rikimaru [KoF]: The stealthy assassin, who got some fad tricks up his sleeves.

5- Kasumi [Dead or Alive]: Kunochi who knows how to seduce with her beauty and kill them also...

6- Ayame[Tenchu]: The kick kunochi, a hottie too.

7- Cloud Strife [FF7/FF7AC]: When you got skills like Omnislash and Magic like Ultima, Comet, and Summons... you simply gotta have him.

8- Jubei Kabigami [Ninja Scroll]: When a guy can beat up imortals... you gotta have him too.

I guess that makes up the future Akatsuki kickers too huh.

Primary_Lotus

12-17-2004, 08:40 PM

The Prince of Persia (playing too much Warrior Within lately). With the Sands of Time, he could slow every shinobi in Konoha to a near stop. Quite talented with Taijutsu and swordplay.

Tetsuo of Akira. Play a few little Genjustu tricks of his own.

Anderson of Hellsing. Rather than Alucard, I'll go with the skilled Human Regenerator.

and

Duo Maxwell of Gundam Wing. God of Death, and cause no team is complete without a giant kick-ass Mech.

Spectrum

12-17-2004, 10:17 PM

All right, here's my non-Konoha dream team...

1. Miroku (Inuyasha) - Kazaana. Need I say more? There goes three-fourths of Konoha right there. I stop at 3/4 only because inevitably the poor lad would find himself fatally distracted by Tsunade's... assets... and be pretty much rendered useless after that point. XD Gotta love t3h h0ushi...

2. Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) - Because he's badass. I'd love to see him go up against Kisame or one of the Mist's other swordsmen.

3. Rogue (X-Men) - Pit her against someone with a bloodline limit. Assuming that sort of thing would count as an absorable mutant ability, that would make for one hell of an interesting fight. (Oh, and the flying/super-strength certainly doesn't hurt matters either.)

4. Chad (Bleach) - Because I lurve him. Okay, so in the human world he may not be all that skilled in anything aside from the "brute strength" department, but hell... I want him on my team anyway. If it turns out we do need still more power on our side, then I think the fifth guy more than takes care of all that.

5. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) - For obvious reasons. Power-wise, the man is this shy of omnipotent--considering the fact that he singlehandedly almost wiped out the rest of Jedi from existence, I don't think it's stretching it at all to say that he would make short work of everyone in Konoha. Hell, he could do it before breakfast.

pakku

01-09-2005, 03:20 PM

Tetsuo (Akira) - He can be in charge of exploding people. Chief People Exploder, if you will.

Usopp (One Piece) - It's freaking Usopp.

Three random hot girls - *twitches eyebrows*

Deadly Venom #5

01-30-2005, 10:36 PM

Hotsuma (Shinobi) - Armed with Akujiki, he's practically unstopable. The only thing a danger to him is running out of enemies to kill.

Ryu Hyabusa (Ninja Gaiden) - KnK said it best. No use repeating it.

Utsutsu Mujuro (Ninja Scroll) - Master swordsman from the Eight Devils of Kimon. He may be blind, but that just makes him all the more badass. "Your sight is a weakness" -- Utsutsu. Yeah, Mangenkyo this Sharingan fanboys. :nono

Diaz Ragu (Shadow Skill) - aka Black Wing, ass kickery factor off the charts.

Stryder Hiryu - common now

Well that's my Five Deadly Venoms.

TenshiOni

01-31-2005, 05:25 PM

Here's my list:

1) Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach) - It's just crazy how stong this kid had become since Chp. 1

2) Kanbachi Zaraki (Bleach) - This guy just pwns, regardless of him not even knowing the name of his Soul Cutter.

3) Hitsugaya Toushirou (Bleach) :laugh Super midget power! No but really, that Ban Kai Water/Ice Dragon thing kicks ass and could probably take out half of Konoha!

:P Ok! No more Bleach...lol

4) Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden) - Just try and kick his ass with your jutsus Konoha shinobi!

5) Arucard (Hellsing) - Go ahead and shoot his ass up. :cool Not gonna bother him.

Toiletnojutsu

01-31-2005, 06:14 PM

1 DARTH VADER he would pwn everyone an be a good moral bost to have with me.. (You didn't say anything about just animie persons dani:D)
2 Actually i think I only need darth, I'm his son you now..
3. But I seriously want Gollum.. He can distract if oro desides to attack at the same time as I..
4. Mario and Luigi, you never now when you need plummers.. And 2d know-how.
5. I might pick superman before anyone other does, game over....

r0ck1ee

01-31-2005, 09:02 PM

I guess I would pick my team based on the matchup's I would encounter -

The Flash (DC Comics) - Even the fastest in Konoha cannot compete with the Speed of Light.

Hikari no Hohenheim (Full Metal Alchemist) - Alchemy >>>> Ninjutsu.

The Tallgeese (Gundam Wing) - Baddest ass mech from any Gundam series, great for stomping any stray ninja, and just in case Chouji and his dad decide to show up. This is where I would be for the duration of the fight.

Agent Paper (R.O.D. OVA) - She would be the master of the exploding tags and none of the ninja's would know what to think.

Natsume Maya (Tenjo Tenge) - Beautiful, Spirited, and Lethal. Excellent Combination. I wouldn't want to cross her path.

and Finally...

Sagat (Street Fighter) - About 9 feet tall, 600 lbs. of pure muscle. He's the Emperor of Muay Thai, and Right hand man to M. Bison. This is the last person on the list I would want to screw with.

Sesshoumaru

01-31-2005, 09:59 PM

Consider these are highly skilled and a very dangerous enemy...

1) USMC 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU) - (Special Operations Capable) Since we're going to face the best, send the best! 15th MEU is one of the hardcore units of the Marine Corps that also take part in special operation deployments, which is just the application need to take on Konoha. These men and women really know how to make the grass grow, if you know what I mean.

2) USAF 16th Special Operations Squadron - The Airforce may not be tough on the ground, but they sure know how to kick ass from the air! This squadron is special because they are Spectres. No, not ghost... I'm talking about the AC-130 "Spectre" Gunship! They give death from above a new meaning.

That's really all I need. That or...

Sesshoumaru - Enough said.

Shiari

01-31-2005, 10:29 PM

1. Rikimaru(Tenchu): Aha....Yes, The Tenchu Kakashi. It will be interesting to see him fight Kakashi.

2. Ayame(Tenchu, Not the ramen girl!): She is one mean Ninja girl....And she look like Anko.

3.Frog(Chrono Trigger): Fear the frog!!! He has the power of water and the mightly sword Masamune. He can summon a frog spirit, who gets meaner the more hunt Frog is. Let see how Jiraiya does against him.

4.Oda Nobunaga(Samurai Warriors): Heh, Let see now the Leafs does against a human demon.*grins*

5.Zhang He(Dynasty Warriors): He has claws! And he maybe be able match Lee's speed.

6.Magus(Chrono Trigger): Enough said...Me think.

Violence Fight

02-01-2005, 12:57 AM

Alright. Team VIOLENCE FIGHT.

1. Chipp Zanuff(Guilty Gear Series)-Chip vs. Lee in a speed showdown. Not to mention his Exploding Kage Bunshin-DESTROYED- move. Just plain crazy fast.

2. Kenpachi Zarak(bleach)i-Zaraki is like taking 6 nuclear weapons, a german tank, a small chipmunk, and about 40 tons of steel, mixing it together, and condensing it into a human body. Him without his Eye-Patch, means that 6-7 konoha city blocks will be leveled about every 2 sword swipes.

3. Sanji(one peice)-you know, in pokemon, they called Hitmonlee the Kicking fiend. when sanji was introduced in one peice...he lost that title. Sanji is a demon with legs. He'll take on anyone and never drop his smoke.

4. Sanosuke Sagara(Rouroni Kenshin)-I'll be honest. I'm biased, hes my favorite character from the series. Hes also one of the most dangerous. Futae No Kiwami, combined with decent speed, and an insane level of fighting spirit(He'll have every bone in his body broke..and still get back up.

5. Yahiko(End of RK Manga)-when your trained, from 10 years old, by a legendary swordsman(ok, so kenshin isn't his OFFICIAL teacher, but he learned ALOT from him), you can easily become a badass. The kid stops blades with his bare hands...can you stop blades with YOUR bare hands?

6. Yamagami Raito(Death Note)-Ok, now, I'm a smart kid. I'm a friggin genius sometimes..but in a battle of this magnitude, taking on an undisclosed number of powerful enemies with about 5 fighters, you gotta call in the heavy hitters. This guy can easily outclase shikamaru in terms of brain-power. combine him with a death note, binoculars, and a konoha data-guide=any ninja with a picture PWNED.

Bergelmir

02-01-2005, 01:02 AM

1.Hanma Yuujirou-...'nuff said
2.Dark Schneider-He'll kill all the men just to get at the women.
3...no one else really needed.

mpthread

02-01-2005, 01:26 AM

Team Ultimate

1) Jango (One Piece) He will Hypnotize all of Konoha to do my biding
2) Tylor (Iresponsible Captain Tylor) He always wins in the end no matter what
3) Gennosuke Kouga (Basilisk) His eye stop all techniques
4) Asada Ryutaro (Team Medical Dragon) Need a medic just in case
5) Azuma Kazuma (Yakitate Japan) The army needs food so why not

Nakajima

02-01-2005, 11:48 PM

1. Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker~ Hey it is a family thing. They are really powerful in the force, and give some uber ass whooping.

2. Ryoko (from Tenchi Muyo) ~ created as a person with the same amount of power as Tsunami, the most powerful character in the Tenchi series.

3. Kenshin after he chooses to live, Amaratsu something..., yeah lets see a ninja take that hit.

4. Solid Snake~ A little creeping in, and some dead bodies laying on the ground.

5. Major Motoko Kusanagi~ go Ape woman!!

4. Superman the others were just a distraction for Superman to go in and kick some serious ass 1,000,000 times over.

Miderauchi no Hitokiri

06-19-2005, 06:05 PM

1) Alucard- cause he's a cool vampire who can not be killed by conventional ways
2)Hiei- i like his attacks enough said
3) Yomiko Readman- alright I admit she's a bit of a klutz, but there is so much paper in the Hokage's ofice for her to use to destroy everything
4) Kuwabara: he's there as comic relief and as a human meat shield(ex Konohamaru kicking his a@@)
5)Sesshimaru- he don't like humans

Kunoichi no Kiri

06-19-2005, 06:13 PM

OMG! You bumped my thread! Loff. <3
I loved this thread, and then Ronin told occa to trash it. :-(

And then I got modded, and resurrected it, because it's just that cool.

I haven't seen anyone cool enough between January and now to change my team around.

Kalmah

06-19-2005, 06:14 PM

Jesus - We'd have a cup of beer

5 other strong people from animes to go kick everyones arse while me and Jesus have beer

Gooba

06-19-2005, 06:26 PM

Bruce Campbell

I won't need anyone else. He is smarter than Batman, cooler than the Fonz, and more badass than Wesley Snipes.

I think it is funny that people are including people like the Flash, Superman, and even Rogue. People who singlehandedly can kill the entire Narutoverse headon make this mission kinda easy. The challenge/fun of it is picking people who are weaker than Naruto ones, but still help out.

Real choices: not that BC alone can't
Solid Snake (dude, obvious choice)
Bruce Lee (used for stealth, not fighting)
Ash from Army of Darkness (he is the best inventor ever, he can make the gadgets for this)
Jack Bauer (he has experiance with explosives)
Goku (LOLZ I WIN!!1!!) or not...

Kunoichi no Kiri

06-19-2005, 06:30 PM

Well the idea was more like not how powerful they are, but what abilities they have. For instance, you could say Captain Ginyu because he can do the Ino thing, but all Goku can do is smash stuff, so he's cheap.

All of my guys are jounin level or so, and they'd still win. :kukuku

Procyon

06-19-2005, 06:39 PM

Spike Spiegal- Awesome physical tactics, and an artillary to boot. (Cowboy Bebop)

Sayoko-Rar! (NF)

Along the lines of Sayoko, there's Asia(Sp?) Clan-Clan-...She can turn into a tiger thingy, and she's uber-strong. (Outlaw Star)

Alphonse Elric- A Talented fighter and Alchemist (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Wakka- Blitzballs!! (FFX)

Yeah! Konoha's goin' down!

Final Ultima

06-19-2005, 07:25 PM

The following people win at life for choosing badass characters:-

Kiri no Kunoichi -
Ryu Hayabusa (Izuna Drop! Omote Renge, eat your heart out!)
Sol Badguy (He's over 150 years old, but he's not 200 years old. Also, despite Dizzy's S++ rank mostly being down to the danger of her being a Commander Gear, it's still highly possible that Dizzy at full power is stronger than Sol without the Gear Cell Control Device, so he wouldn't be the greatest even if he is the coolest.)Auron (Auron died long before Jecht did though, even if he wasn't sent to the Farplane until much later. He died shortly after Braska defeated Sin, whereas Jecht was technically alive until right near the end of the game.)
Nyarlathotep -
Akuma/Gouki (I can't remember the Tokyo thing, but if you're refering to Capcom vs SNK 2, Osaka on fire wasn't canon, as it was just a versus game, but it was still badass. Also, Gill strikes me as more of a overpowered prophet with nobility than a God.)
Super Sonic (Chaos Emeralds. :P)

ChaochroX -
Bahamut (And dragons. Always dragons. [/Grand List of Role Playing Game Cliches reference])

Uchiha Nick -
Sephiroth (Yup, but that's an understatement to say the least.)

BattousaiMS -
Iori Yagami (Yup, Chi No Bousou Iori was badass, even if he was a tad...unstable, but I guess that's what makes him cool anyway.)
Cloud Strife (His materia makes him overpowered, but his physical capabilities alone could carry him in this kind of battle.)

Primary_Lotus -
Duo Maxwell (Although you really should've said Gundam Deathscythe, Gundam Deathscythe Hell or Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom. That gundam isn't strapped to his hip, you know.)

r0ck1ee -
Tallgeese ("Even more giant than usual" mobile suits always get the job done. Tallgeese II and Tallgeese III were even cooler.)
Sagat (He wasn't M.Bison/Vega's right hand man for all that long, but he kicked ass anyway. Anyone strong enough to beat Ryu in the Street Fighter universe earns respect, and Sagat is no exception, even if Ryu technically won. Satsui No Hadou Ni Mezameta Ryu's Metsu Shoryuken was a cheap shot anyway.)

Shiari -
Frog (Coolest frog ever...even more so than Jiraiya's toads.)
Magus (Enough said indeed.)

Violence Fight -
Chipp Zanuff (He wins for the quotes "Chuu reito!" (Too late!) and "Hoori zen!" (Holy zen!) alone.)

Kalmah -
Jesus Christ (Like that really needs any further reasoning.)

Gooba -
Bruce Lee (Oh I dunno, he's pretty nuts, he could probably own some of the Konohagakure-nin using adrenalin alone.)

Everyone that mentioned a Bleach or Marvel character also deserves an honorable mention, but this post is long enough as it is.

Sasuke_Asakura

03-26-2006, 05:57 PM

hhmmm..... i dont know

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gaara wins all fights.

Havoc

03-26-2006, 06:36 PM

Galactus....he's all I need.

Valdens

03-26-2006, 08:43 PM

Luffy - He could probably take on the Atatsuki Himself....

Smoker - ^ Same

KC & The Sunshine Band - What good fight has gone on that hasnt had "Do The Hustle" on in the background?

Macgyver - The standard 3 items with him of course...

Smoker Prime - Just in case....

Rice Ball

03-27-2006, 11:50 AM

Gatsu from Berserk alone :)

would be a class fight to see if they could stop him

CrazyMoronX

03-27-2006, 02:48 PM

Juggernaut Xavier, a tank to hide in, and a large breasted woman.

Juggernaut X would kill everyone, and I'd be having fun with the woman inside that tank, you better believe it.

Nice Gai

03-27-2006, 04:16 PM

All I would need is Chuck Norris and I win Flawless Victory!

Boreas

03-28-2006, 06:08 PM

Superboy prime..... one punch and every comicbook reality is changed again again again and again.... for DC

Beyonder with infinity gaunlet.....almost idem idem idem.... for Marvel

The Specter...........

Son Goku.... is he still a threat??

The ressurected Kronos of Saint Seiya Episode G.....
(That probably would be the worst and most boring story ever...)

I really think that narutoverse don't stand exactly for huge levels of power... well at least for now.... to use that kind of characters like flash etc.

My real list would be:
Batman, he is a little bit of urban ninja...
Himura Kenshin, perfect with the sword
Cloud Strife ( to oppose to summons and general ninjutsu)
The marvel mutant Marrow to personally oppose to Kimimaro and Tayuya:P (why would someone think that??)
Spiderman to fight Kidoumaru (another philosophical question)

03-28-2006, 06:42 PM

Long Hair dudes. (and no I don’t see them losing in any way hell all it takes is one team member let alone 5)

Demon Eyes Kyo. (Samurai deeper Kyo) In his true body. Why for 3 reasons……….

Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha) yeah you know that cheap attack he has…..

Byakuya (Bleach) Banki Bitch!

Sepiroth (FF7) highest ranking Soldier. Kick ass summon spells.

Id (Xenogears) Go ahead I dare you to call Gambuta…….I counter with Xenogear. (not that I need to use him)

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RK team. Now they would probably lose but I don’t care.

"Hitokiri Battousai" with all techniques mastered including the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki

“Hiko Seijuro XIII” Cant leave the real master out, can prob teach a thing or to Jiraya in how to pimp Tsunade.

“Shinomori Aoshi” My only ninja. He drops the info on how “Hidden leaf” ninjas work.

“Saito Hajime” Cant leave out the Wolf of Mibu.

“Shishio Makoto” Military strategist extraordinar + awesome fighter need I say more?

“Seta Sojiro” Sauske eat your heart out, here is the real genius coming thru.

“Yukishiro Enishi” last but not least, Mr. Emo himself. I think Him and Gaara have a lot of emo emotions in commend…..don’t you think.?

keyboad

03-30-2006, 10:51 PM

Lyn from fire emblem she can do crytical hits
sanji from one piece he is one of the most powerful among luffys crew
mario from super mario RPG at level 100 cant go wrong at level 100
a level 100 ninja from final fantasy tactics advance yeah one that knows double sword
and last but not least *drum roll* master hand fom super smash bros. yeah he`s the boss of super smash bros.:P

OniTasku

03-30-2006, 11:05 PM

My Team:

-The Flash (take your pick)
-Eneru (One Piece)
-Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
-Luffy (One Piece)
-Sandaime Prime (Naruto)

aeriolewinters

03-31-2006, 10:33 AM

Team Aeriole is composed of:
1. Son Gohan(SSJ2,Teen): If he gets angry then...
2. Enpatsu Shakugan no Shana: Fuzetsu FTW... Sucks out Existence... Wouldn't even know that She makes Konoha Non-existent...
3. Alyssa Searrs: Artemis FTW
4. Kuchiki Byakuya: Spammage!!!
5. Kira Yamato w/ Strike Freedom: Will steal the show from Naruto and make it the Kira Yamato Show, guest starring Uzumaki Naruto

EXhack

03-31-2006, 10:53 AM

Team Coded:

Darth Vader: Dark side powers, jedi mind tricks and lightsaber mastery. Not even Oro can block a lightsaber.

Auron (FFX): Use his power break attack to reduce enemy attack effectiveness and defense and then "Shooting Star" their asses.

Sauron: He can knock back 20 men in one swipe and if he dies, all of Konoha will kill itself in a civil war for the ring.

Ishida (post new quincy powers): My sniper, who can keep ABNU and Elite jounins at bay.

Raziel+Nightmare: These two are soul eaters, wielding Soul Blades, good luck.

Gundam Destroy: Like a Metallica laser rock show of Death.

AoshiShinomori13

03-27-2007, 09:25 PM

1. Me Dan The Hitman Anderson I'm just the one who makes all the plans for attacks. I the apprentice Aoshi and use one pointed sword but do have a dark black kodachi behind my back ready to fight. I would have formation for my team and give everyone a job depending on there skills and abilities

2. Aoshi Shinomori The most focus one on my team and will be the leader and excute the plan that I give him and he is a great killer with his two kodachis and would mix up with his move like water tech. His ougi can kill a lot of people since it doesnt hurt him that much when he does it.

3. Cloud would be my power killer he can take out most people from a distance with his huge sword and can take out a lot with all his swords and with his new found who knows how strong he is. Has his motercycle to ride on to get to one place to another faster than some of the others.

4. Zoro He has the heart to put his life on the line for and his three combo would do a lot of damage with the speed he can go at. Even at death he would have the determination to keep going. His strength is great to but I would tone that down a bit but still strong.

5. Sesshomaru A cold blooded killer wouldnt care who he killed and his two swords with come inhandy a lot and can save some of us. His first sword would kill many people and his other sword can bring back people to life and his way to travel at super speed. I would have him as a our only healer and killer because some people may not beable to kill so he can do it for them.

6. Kenshin His speed is great but he wouldnt kill anyone but can do some mean damage then have Sesshomaru come or anyone and finsih them off only thing is I'll need to get him on my terms cause he might turn on us if he finds something he doesnt like. His will to live will pretty much not let him die

7. Itachi I would persude that if he helped us fight them then I would give him Naruto. His ability to hurt people with them just looking in his eyes would help out a lot but does hurt him so I would let him do that then have some take him back safely and have another to kill the weaken ones. He can be our scout because he knows the area and hes one of the best ninjas ever.

8. Vegeta He would just beable to go supersayian nothing higher and with only have a few kind of energy blast so he wont be as powerful but will beable to fight people and not afraid to kill anyone or take anyone or put his life on the line.

9. Roy Mustang His smartness and leader can help a lot as his alchem has a huge range and power. He would take four guys and Aoshi would take the other and comand attacks as the scout stays upfront or comes back because our scout is Itachi. I wouldnt really let him kill I would let him mess up the ground and take out large units with no skill at all.

10. Ichigo Kurosaki Hes another that has almost unmatched determination and guts beyond limits. Him and Zangetsu can do some real damage with his above average speed and his great power and with Tensa Zangetsu can take out a lot with his plan to usually rush people can really open up are guys.

11. Hajime Saito Only of the most cold blooded killers his Gattotsu stances can help anywhere and anyone so he is a perfect condition and he has already been through a war. He is very smart as well.

That is Team Fearless Swordsmen Yes who ever doesnt have a sword will get one from me because it might help them in a fight. All of us have no fear at all so that would make us very hard to beat. My formations are very easy but very effective. Itachi infront of the two teams of 4 to scout out and weaken up many of the enemy. Then Team one will be on the left with Zoro in front ready to rush and take out a lot. Saito second little behind ready to help where everyneed or rush with Zoro. Kenshin and Aoshi on left or right ready for side attacks or behind or to help out the rest. Sesshomaru will be in the middle of the group ready to fight either side and help bring back if anyone dies which probably wont happen. Team 2 is going to have Ichigo in the front because his reckless style. Vegeta and will help anywhere but his anger will probably want him to kill so he will rush most likely. Cloud and Roy Mustang will be in the back ready for and direction Cloud will be close range most likely and Roy will take most range attacks. Then I'll be on far back keeping an eye on how everything going and will come out and help if anyone gets injured or killed. This is the perfect setup for two teams to take out the whole Konoha ninjas. I think we would wipe them with the 11 guys we have and my plans and leadership determination and skill we have in all our men.

thegoodjae

03-27-2007, 09:29 PM

mad jim jasper-reality warp

superman-invincible

green lantern-good all around atack and defense

batman-the sort out strategy

akira(SDK)-can use absolue zero

The Internet

03-27-2007, 09:36 PM

1. Luffy
2. Deadpool
3. Chad

GG naruto

Random Nobody

03-27-2007, 09:53 PM

Team One Piece

1. Ace his Fire powers would make burning down Ichiraki easy.
2. Mr. 5 Blowing up the Hokage monument would be easy.
and finally Blueno His Door powers and assassination techniques make killing Tsunade, Kidnapping Naruto, and running off with Ayame almost ridiculously easy.

Havoc

03-27-2007, 09:55 PM

This is old.

Esponer

03-27-2007, 10:03 PM

Team Wheel of Time.

Lanfear (previously Mierin Eronaile). Her responsibilities would be twofold. Firstly, if she exists then so does Tel'aran'rhiod. Her first responsibility would be the immediate assassination of Godaime Tsunade in her dreams. Within a dream world, Tsunade has none of her abilities and she has no skill with Tel'aran'rhiod. Before the assassination itself, manipulation of Konohagakure would of course occur. Lanfear's second responsibility would be kidnapping Naruto. Lanfear is the most sexually attractive woman in existence. Naruto falls.
Lord Galad Damodred. Corrupted to the Shadow by Lanfear and Moridin (see below), Galad would be a faithful Darkfriend. His task would be to seduce and therefore kidnap Ayame. He's a fast learner, is intelligent, impossibly charming and perhaps the most sexually attractive man in existence. He would charm his way into Konohagakure's forces, learning how to be a shinobi on the way, with the help (if absolutely necessary) of Lanfear's and Moridin's Compulsions. Bear in mind that Lanfear already has control over Tsunade.
Moridin (previously Ishamael, previously Elan Morin Tedronai). The leader of the forces, Moridin would mainly keep to the shadows to oversee the operation and ensure that everything went smoothly. If anyone attempted to intervene from outside Konohagakure, he would use the True Power and obliterate them. Or use a Compulsion. If absolutely necessary, he would destroy Konohagakure himself piece by piece. Perhaps not even Moridin has the sheer power to annihilate Konohagakure, but Wheel of Time channelers are ten times as sneaky as Naruto shinobi. He could take Konohagakure apart. For the sake of giving him a task, once it was all over he'd run into Konohagakure, which I believe was one of the necessary conditions but nobody is going to do otherwise.
Lord Rodel Ituralde. One of the five great generals of the story, and thankfully already serving the Shadow. Also, in my opinion, even more dangerous than Gareth Bryne. Ituralde took (is taking) an impossible situation with barely any soldiers at all and is making a victory of it. Bryne may have more experiencing raising an army from nothing, but Ituralde is already with the Shadow so this is easier. Ituralde's mission is straightforward. Destroy Konohagakure. Raise a puppet army of nobodies, samurai and missing-nin and have them raze Konohagakure to the ground. Lanfear will be ensuring that Konohagakure has serious internal problems by her manipulation of Tsunade and the council members in their dreams. Ichiraku Ramen will be burnt down by the hands of a crazed lot of warriors, and the Hokage monument will be destroyed.
One Gholam. If all else fails, one gholam. The perfect assassin: capable of moving through tiny spaces and incapable of dying to almost anything in the Naruto world. Assassination of Tsunade is assured by gholam, and probably the obliteration of Konohagakure given enough time and perhaps support from Moridin.

AoshiShinomori13

03-27-2007, 10:28 PM

My Team and plans will just destory konoha in one single blow of greatness.

thegoodjae

03-27-2007, 11:18 PM

..mad jim jasper can take this in less than a second.

Near

03-27-2007, 11:35 PM

1. Gatsu
2. Himura Kenshin (battousai)
3. Hiko Seijuro
4. Kenpachi
5. Sephiroth

That's all I need.

K I S K E

03-27-2007, 11:46 PM

1. Sol BadGuy for the reasons you said. And he like's Queen.
2. Sephiroth... I need not explain.
3. Andre 3000. I really don't know, but I think he should be there to see it.
4. Kenpaichi. Yes, this team is bleeding bad assness right now.
5. Solid Snake. Well, this one is pretty self explanatory...
6. Death Stroke. Fuck yeah.

EXhack

03-27-2007, 11:50 PM

This is very f**ing old...

master bruce

03-27-2007, 11:54 PM

yusuke urimeshi after chapter x saga cause he has the power,the speed and the fighting ability to be a major problem.

and luffy cause he has all that and then he is physically strong enough to outpower tsunade and fast enough to out speed gai in gear 2.

mystictrunks

03-28-2007, 01:07 AM

Kami Tenchi
Gianna Michaels
Some other hot girl
MOAR BEWBS
Dende

Tenchi does everything while I enjoy the women,Dende heals me in between sessions.

K I S K E

03-28-2007, 01:33 AM

Andre 3000 would kicks Dendes ass.

Kira-chan

03-28-2007, 02:57 AM

Well, since I'm feeling pretty sadistic right now...

1. Legato Bluesummers (Trigun): Telepathic psychopath, his talents speak for themselves.

2. Mariko Kurama (Elfen Lied): The deadliest girl in a wheelchair you'll ever meet, perfect for a ninja bloodbath.

3. Younger Toguro (Yuu Yuu Hakusho): Pure power, the ultimate muscle for hire.

4. "Miss Deep" Nancy Makuhari (Read or Die): Trained agent with phasing powers that make her almost impossible to stop physically.

5. Mad Pierrot (Cowboy Bebop): Insane gunman enhanced to superhuman levels.

6. Twilight Suzuka (Outlaw Star): Swordswoman assassin, very lethal and reliable.

7. Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist): A nearly immortal shapeshifter with extremely useful abilities both in and outside of combat.

Now this should be fun to see. :amuse

K I S K E

03-28-2007, 03:09 AM

Ah... I forgot about Legato...
Damn he was cool...

Steven Pinhead

03-28-2007, 03:14 AM

My team:

!. Pair of scissors.

2. Manga volumes.

3. Cup of water.

Bolt Crank

03-28-2007, 03:14 AM

1. Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo!)
2. Éclair (Kiddy Grade)
3. Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
4. Alita (Battle Angel Alita)
5. Flonne (Disgaea)
6. Lina Inverse (Slayers)

Gaelek_13

03-28-2007, 07:29 AM

Samurai Jack: The guy takes on insurmountable odds alone, tackles huge monsters, has trained with every combatant on the planet, has a magic sword, regularly battles a nigh-invulnerable Demon.

Aku: He fights against Jack and has yet to be killed by him despite some near misses. In the past he defeated an entire Shogunate and his powers include breathing fire, laser eye beams, shape shifting, conjuring objects, summoning tidal waves, space travel, time warping.... Task: Blow up Mount Hokage

Aizen Souske: He's got the Reiatsu of two Captains, casts 90's level spells with ease, blocks Bankai attacks with a single finger and also has a Broken Shikai. Task: Run off with Ayame

Kratos: Pre-Pandora's Box from GoW 1 and he's a beast able to rip through entire armies on his own, hurl thunderbolts, turn you to stone, summon armies of the dead, blast out storms, enter a 'super' form and that's before he carves you up bits. Oh and he's a Spartan too. Task: Run off with Ayame

Lews Therin Telamon "The Dragon": I mean...he's the most powerful Channeller in history in his respective Universe (Wheel of Time) with only two other people equal to him in power. One of them is HIMSELF reborn thousands of years later. Task: Kidnap Naruto

Mordin: He's equal to Lews Therin in power and in that respect he's the most powerful Channeller for the Shadow there is even before he get's his new body and new powers. Wielding the True Power he may now be stronger than his old nemesis and can erase people from Time itself! Task: Assassinate Tsunade

Blow up Mount Hokage
Handed to Aku as he regularly destroys things. It took him barely half an hour - if that - to destroy an entire Shogunate so this would be no problem when nobody can really hurt him.

Run off with Ayame
Aizen can use the good old Kyouga Suigetsu on her, but we all know what a pimpin dude Aizen is anyway. If he fails then Kratos can take time out from massacring people to show her a good time (remember those naked chicks from GoW 1 people).

Kidnap Naruto
Lews Therin (Moridin could do it just as easily) since he can simply open a Gateway - basically teleportation only with a door - to somewhere close to Naruto and freeze him with weaves of Air. A less brutal approach would be to simply use Compulsion on him...Lews Therin would clearly know such a weave being the best there is, he just wouldn't like to use it because it's 'unethical' or something.

Assassinate Tsunade
Moridin simple Travels - again, like teleporting with a door - in to the Hokage's office and says "Yo!" before he Balefires her out of Time itself...and there's no way she's coming back from that. Even if he misses (LOL, unlikely) he can use various other ways of making her suffer.

Jack is really just there to pick up the slack should any of the others become bogged down fighting off the flies - I mean ninjas.

Birkin

03-28-2007, 08:27 AM

Team Goku

1. Samanosuke Akechi from Onimusha. A remarkable swordsman that would have no problem whatsoever in melee. He can also transform into his Onimusha form.

2. Krillin from DBZ. Yes, I just had to pick him. He's able to do Solar Flare which would blind the Naruto characters for a pretty long time so some other on my team could go catch Naruto or something.

3. Dante from Devil May Cry. Son of Sparda. He's got sick regeneration and is remarkable with both the sword and his guns. Like Samanosuke, he also have the ability to transform into a devil.

4. Chad Warden to entertain me while my team gets the job done.

5. A hot girl to accompany me.

Kisame

03-28-2007, 08:48 AM

1. Hiei(Yu Yu Hakusho) boy is just a dawg and his speed omfg.... not to mention he has that cold dragon transformation.
2. Alucard(Hellsing) ....immortal = pwnt.... Real immortality not that fake body switch oro ... HE would totally own
3. Forge (X-Men) He can build ANYTHING he dreams of... i gotta a couple of things i want him to build (and yes naruto cities have all the technology we have besides guns and stuff i read this in shonen jump kishi said so
4.Bruce Banner/Hulk - I mean cmon now i would just tell him all the ppl in konoha told him he was a sissy boy...... he would demolish it himself
5.Spider-man - Comic relief -_-'

I was such a Newb back then

1. Ulquiorra - My personal body guard

2. The Magician //Ultimate X-men - just incase I gett bored and want it done quick

3. Squirrel Girl - My REAL body guard in case Narutoverse has something stronger than Ulquiorra

4. La Mariposa //Dead or ALive 4 - eye candy

5. Dead pool - Comic relief

Crazykramer07

03-28-2007, 12:12 PM

Team CrazyK

1. Cosmo Kramer(Seinfeld) This guy will just freak out on you and fucking get wild all up in your face, he's borderline Omnipotent and he makes everyone bow down before him, Might Gai will pee his gay ass pants when Kramer say these immortal words.........................Giddyup. It will rain blood in Kahona, The BRO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Will of Fire. He's fuck all the kunochi's and make his own harem in New York when he gets back from Kohona and Newman will be he's best man.

2. Shadow The Hedgehog(Sonic The Hedgehog) A Creature more Badass, more powerful, more ruthless than Sonic. He can travel Light to Sound Speed in a matter or Seconds, Has clas 80 stregnth and precog, has Combustible powers and Time Warping Magic and ablitys, plus He can carry a gat and other various weapons at his disposal and fucking shoot you ass with no problems. With Chaos Emeralds, he's hedgehog version of Silver Surfer or some other Nigh Omipotent guy. Shit he could solo this world him self in 3 mintues, Kramer is just overkill.:laugh

3. Megaman X(Megan X series) Megaman is a tank of death who can probably tap into Quickmans powers and speed blizt Ninja's with his trusty Mega Buster, or could just Black Armor it up and just end it with 2 seconds on the clock.

4. BlackWargreymon(Digimon) Made from pure darkness and his the copy of the original Wargreymon, he can destroy many villages and solo the sannin and bjiuus with his Terra Destroyer. He beat Davis and his friends ass many times and did it without difficulty, he went toe to toe with the original Blackwar greymon and would have beaten him if it weren't for that gay ass imperialdramon. Anyway he could destroy a mountain in the anime, so destorying the village would be no prob.

5.Kari and Gatomon(Digimon)I just wanna see Kari beat the hell out of a bigger may sue than she is(coughcough Itachi coughcough) with her haxxors light and purity. Gatomon could digivolve into Angewomon to Magnadramon and own the shit out of Kyubii. You know she would.

6.Ratchet and Clank(Racthet and Clank series)Racthet has more weaponsspace and more technogy than Shadow so he could be the Weapons guy. He has all the weapons Magma Cannon, Mini nuke, Minitube Rocket, Ryno's you name it. Clank could just go into Giant Clank mode and step on the ninja's. Plus if he's in his Deadlocked mode, he's unstoppable, Harbriger could destroy the eintire village. He can also bring along the G squad and the walking thing in Deadlocked. Plus Gun's>>>>>>>Ninja's.

7.Ryu Hasubuya(Ninja Gaiden) He will own Kakashi and Gai. Nuff Said. Sasuke needs to learn from him, not Oro Jackson.

8.Spiderman(Spiderman) Come on, Spiderlike Reflexes and Ninja like speed and quickness, Webs, a kickass costume, and humor, sarcasim, and a theme song. What more can a team leader like myself want.

9.Sasuke Uchiha(Naruto) The only guy who's cool enough for me to spare in my onslought in the Naruto verse, I'd convince him to join me and beat the crap out of his lame ass rival. We'd offer him Power, Wealth, and Bitches hotter than Sakura or Karin. His Sharigan could be useful to us when he can copy others jutsu and we could use it for our advantage to a point where we can know what to expect from others attacks, and he can just fucking use MS to send bitches like Jiraya and Tsunade to mind hell. We'd train him and raise him like he was are own. We are way better friend than Narutard and Suckra. Meh, we'll spare Sakura, but she has to be are lap dancer.

10. Shukaku no Gaara(Naruto) I'd spare only if he agrees to not be listen to any lameass shonen boy heroes.

11. Negato(Haruhi Suzumiya) Our Best Trump, she's nigh omnipotent and could use closed space anytime she wants to, Reality warper and a Data God, who needs Dark Sceinder and Inverse. I got my own fucking God like Loli here.

12. Spawn(Spawn): Al would kick all your guys asses with no effort, Hejust needs to fart on the Nine Tailed Fox and he's done for.

13. Anti Monitor: I win with ultimate Badass Onimpotent Guy.

AoshiShinomori13

03-28-2007, 03:58 PM

My team would wipe anyone team you all suck because i put together the best of the best. Yes i would add a some more

Birkin

03-28-2007, 04:05 PM

Stop posting.

03-28-2007, 04:29 PM

12-12-2004 - the date this thread was made.
Jul 2005 - my join date
03-28-2006, 04:42 PM #47 - when I finnaly decided to post.

My new team. Knights pawn Nin.

Shaka of Virgo (Saint Seiya)

Aiolos of Sagittarius (Saint Seiya)

Siegfried God Warrior of Dubhe

Sorrento Atlantic Mariner General of Siren

Rhadamanthys Spectre of Wyvern

Red

03-28-2007, 04:30 PM

Yuki from the melancholy of suzuyami she can warp reality :omg

samus aran from metroid prime kunai's wont work, no jutsu also would work.

that is all.

Esponer

03-28-2007, 04:40 PM

My team would wipe anyone team you all suck because i put together the best of the best. Yes i would add a some more
The fun part is hardly coming up with the most powerful characters: it's choosing a team that is just barely able to do it, and due to strategy rather than walking in and annihilating the place with a glance.

Hype

03-28-2007, 05:23 PM

Hisoka (HxH)
Gutts (Beserk)
Zoro (One Piece)
Akabane (getbackers)
Spike (cowboy bebop)

I dub thee team baddass

Roxas

03-28-2007, 05:33 PM

1.Naruto Uzumaki
2.Sephiroth
3.Haruhi Suzumiya
4.Bruce:the squirrel of the leaf
5.Ginta with Bobo(MAR)

Crazykramer07

03-28-2007, 06:28 PM

Nobody in any of your lists can match up to mines, Guys. I have The Anti Moniter and Fucking Kramer.

Crazykramer07

03-28-2007, 06:29 PM

Hisoka (HxH)
Gutts (Beserk)
Zoro (One Piece)
Akabane (getbackers)
Spike (cowboy bebop)

I dub thee team baddassAnti Monitor>>>>>>>>>Team Badass wimps.

Hype

03-28-2007, 08:22 PM

Nobody in any of your lists can match up to mines, Guys. I have The Anti Moniter and Fucking Kramer.

You also have the IQ of a demented dying ferret and misunderstood what the entire thread was about :S

Kira-chan

03-28-2007, 08:27 PM

You also have the IQ of a demented dying ferret and misunderstood what the entire thread was about :S
Right, it's not so much a matter of how easily they can get the job done as how much style they can do it with. :nod

AoshiShinomori13

03-28-2007, 10:13 PM

My team has the most style i have plans for how i can do it

Crazykramer07

03-28-2007, 10:16 PM

You also have the IQ of a demented dying ferret and misunderstood what the entire thread was about :SI can tell your some lonely white guy with no friends. Plus you have the diss skills of a old school black guy still playing with a Hot Wheels Track set. Also, who died and made you the lame police?

Red

03-28-2007, 11:59 PM

I can tell your some lonely white guy with no friends. Plus you have the diss skills of a old school black guy still playing with a Hot Wheels Track set. Also, who died and made you the lame police?
You are stupid, go and die somewhere.

azngamer87

03-29-2007, 02:52 AM

1. Goku because he goku
2. Kratos=controls fate and have godly powers
3. Batman=super smart
4. Zero from megaman x series
5. Superman

ISHIDA_AKIRA

03-29-2007, 03:45 AM

My team'll be composed of little girls... THAT KILL...

1. Yuki Nagato: haxxors FTW
2. Ryoko Asakura: back to no. 1
3. Haruhi Suzumiya: God's with us... oh no...
4. Shakugan No Shana: Erases Existence... nuff said
5. Takamach Nanoha: Nuke...
6. Minami Manabi: She's just cute... XD

Hype

03-29-2007, 06:08 AM

I can tell your some lonely white guy

Wrong

with no friends

Wrong again

Plus you have the diss skills of a old school black guy still playing with a Hot Wheels Track set

Nope that also wrong

Also, who died and made you the lame police?

Common sense did

Off you go now go sit in the corner or something

~Shin~

03-29-2007, 08:47 AM

God, Slips you're pure win

Crazykramer07

03-29-2007, 12:08 PM

Wrong

Wrong again

Nope that also wrong

Common sense did

Off you go now go sit in the corner or somethingRan out of things to say, loser. I thought so, I wouldn't want to be you right now. Poo Poo>>>>>>>>>>>You You.

Crazykramer07

03-29-2007, 12:08 PM

God, Ck you're pure winthank you, I apperiate it.:laugh

Crazykramer07

03-29-2007, 12:09 PM

You are stupid, go and die somewhere.If I die, the world dies. I'm that important.:wink

Birkin

03-29-2007, 12:13 PM

Crazykramer, if you're going to post shit, please make it in one post, instead of three.

Hype

03-29-2007, 12:51 PM

Ran out of things to say, loser. I thought so, I wouldn't want to be you right now. Poo Poo>>>>>>>>>>>You You.

No I just normally dont both with silly name calling but if you insist as I'm bored something random.

I've seen bigger flames from an eskimo with a lighter in the artic 1 mile below the frozen ocean whilst sat in a freezer drinking liquid nitrogen.

Anyway I dont see the point is sqabbling with you it seems the majority of the forum (all of them) agree that your a bit well ... thick.

If your trying to take Jplaya off your doing a piss poor job of it

AoshiShinomori13

03-29-2007, 04:04 PM

Please i would like see other peoples teams and compare them to mine if there close as to how good mine is.

Birkin

03-29-2007, 04:10 PM

If I could make this fight on pure destructive power I'd destroy you.

Kira-chan

03-29-2007, 04:25 PM

Please i would like see other peoples teams and compare them to mine if there close as to how good mine is.
Your team's pretty good, though it's hard to see some of them working together (Kenshin with Itachi, Sesshoumaru with humans in general).

Esponer

03-29-2007, 05:09 PM

Please i would like see other peoples teams and compare them to mine if there close as to how good mine is.
Screw it, Lanfear'll just kill everyone in Tel'aran'rhiod.

Actually, I barely know any of your characters, so that's mindless boasting. The raw power of Wheel of Time channelers is a bit hard to gauge at times. Moridin is certainly parallel to Rand al'Thor and probably stronger (thanks to the True Power), and Rand al'Thor nearly soloed one hundred thousand trollocs. That makes them pretty strong, but probably still nothing to DBZ characters and various other high-powered anime characters. Speed is the main weakness over anime characters. Power outage is irrelevant thanks to balefire, which is immediate, unstoppable erasure from existence and time distortion which removes the erased's recent actions (including people they've killed), and has been used to destroy cities and came damn close to destroying all creation.

Of the three I know (Cloud Strife, Uchiha Itachi, Kurosaki Ichigo) none are likely to stand a chance against Lanfear and Moridin (obviously any of the three would annihilate Galad and Ituralde in a true fight, as they're both humans limited by normal mortality). I say no chance, mostly because I'm referring to Cloud, Itachi and Ichigo's inability to bring it to a face-to-face fight.

AoshiShinomori13

03-29-2007, 11:54 PM

I would persude them to work together for one cause and goku no DBZ people unless there tone down and my different formations and different style of killing would beat anyones team.

Esponer

03-30-2007, 12:26 AM

I would persude them to work together for one cause and goku no DBZ people unless there tone down and my different formations and different style of killing would beat anyones team.
You're being annoying.
In this thread, posters may choose from an unlimited list an unlimited number of characters with the express goal of defeating Konohagakure. This is not a contest of creating the most powerful team: such a contest would have no purpose because there are no limitations.
Repeatedly spamming this thread with your egotistical statements about your team is annoying and pointless.
I've only done a little reading around your characters, but I haven't read one word which implies they'd be able to survive Lanfear and Moridin. (Galad and Ituralde are non-factors.) Gholam are also immune to all magical and physical attacks, although I believe several of your characters would be able to defeat a gholam anyway. The key is really Lanfear here, as I can't find a single counter you have to her dreamwalking. The only exception is possibly Itachi, who could be left off for Moridin to finish.

The last Dalek

03-30-2007, 05:23 AM

Godzilla Takes out most the population and Hokagi mountain.

A Dalek-Exterminates the population that big G mised.

G1 Skurg (Transformers) Tracks down those who escaped.

Blueno (One Pice) Captuers Naruto

Gaelek_13

03-30-2007, 06:26 AM

Repeatedly spamming this thread with your egotistical statements about your team is annoying and pointless.

Very much so.

I've only done a little reading around your characters, but I haven't read one word which implies they'd be able to survive Lanfear and Moridin. (Galad and Ituralde are non-factors.) Gholam are also immune to all magical and physical attacks, although I believe several of your characters would be able to defeat a gholam anyway. The key is really Lanfear here, as I can't find a single counter you have to her dreamwalking. The only exception is possibly Itachi, who could be left off for Moridin to finish.

To be frank the battle could begin and his entire team would be trapped in Air by Moridin...quite honestly Lanfear and Moridin could enter the World of Dreams and rip everyone of them a new asshole. Of course they'd need to enter that world in the flesh to be safe.

After some thought here's my NEW team to take down Konoha, remains much the same as before only with some tweaks to make it less powerful when I realised that Aizen or Aku could pretty much nuke Konoha alone.

Samurai Jack: The guy takes on insurmountable odds alone, tackles huge monsters, has trained with every combatant on the planet, has a magic sword, regularly battles a nigh-invulnerable Demon.

Kratos: Pre-Pandora's Box from GoW 1 and he's a beast able to rip through entire armies on his own, hurl thunderbolts, turn you to stone, summon armies of the dead, blast out storms, enter a 'super' form and that's before he carves you up bits. Oh and he's a Spartan too.

Lews Therin Telamon "The Dragon": I mean...he's the most powerful Channeller in history in his respective Universe (Wheel of Time) with only two other people equal to him in power. One of them is HIMSELF reborn thousands of years later.

Mordin: He's equal to Lews Therin in power and in that respect he's the most powerful Channeller for the Shadow there is even before he get's his new body and new powers. Wielding the True Power he may now be stronger than his old nemesis and can erase people from Time itself!

Gotrek & Felix: This pair have travelled all over the Warhammer world in their own Universe and Gotrek has defeated some of the mightiest opponents in their world. Notable conquests are several small armies of Skaven, a Dragon and a Greater Daemon on it's own turf!

Mugen & Jin: Both of Samurai Champloo heritage and both of them working together for this one - they've postponed their fight until Konoha is defeated. Mugen has been promised all the dumplings he can eat, Jin one-on-one trainining with Jack, LOL