Zinedine Zidane's Headbutt VS. Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick

[Level 70 Orc Ninja]

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I think we can crown a new champion

[Donkey Show]

As good and cool as Zidane is, he's still French, and that is like -100000000000000 cool points. CN FTW. :bmgai

[Chemistry]

Seriously, who the hell uses a headbutt as an opening attack?

[Gunners]

Seriously, who the hell uses a headbutt as an opening attack?

A lot of people, me. It acts as a suprise and if you have a hard head or know how to do it it is pretty useful. People can see punches and kicks comming, they never expect the headbut.

Zidanes buck had style to it, he layed the bastard to the ground.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Zidane get a red card after the headbutt. I doubt Chuck Norris get fired of a movie after making a roundhouse kick

[Samurai Man]

Zidane with that headbutt beats Chuck Norrissmile-big

[Hangatýr]

Zidane isn't naturally French.

Besides, Zidane proved that he wasn't French at heart when he headbutted that guy. He didn't walk away like a pansy.

[Delta Shell]

Yeah, Zidane is Algerian really..

Zidane was my hero after that match and that glorious, glorious headbutt.

[BakaKage]

Zidane's headbutt FTW

*yea I'm still bitter*

[Sasori]

Zidane > Chuck Norris :oh

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Yeah, Zidane is Algerian really..

Zidane was my hero after that match and that glorious, glorious headbutt.

Zidane born in Marseille, France, of algerian parents.

[Hangatýr]

Zidane born in Marseille, France, of algerian parents.
Which makes him Algerian, as far as I know. :oh

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Which makes him Algerian, as far as I know. :oh

If you born and raise in France I will call you french. :oh

[Hangatýr]

But he has already proved he isn't French when he did that headbutt.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

But he has already proved he isn't French when he did that headbutt.

Like if it was the first time he did something like that.

[Countach]

headbutt>kick

[Gunners]

If you born and raise in France I will call you french.

Not necesserily, he is a French Algerian, i am a Brittish Jamaican. Saying he is French is dismissing his cultural background, which some people can take great offense to, a heads up.

In anycase, the headbutt owned, it was slick, didn't fuck about with it, just ''yeh you speaking to me'' *Bop*.

[Donkey Show]

That headbutt is the way to finish up your international soccer career. :bmgai

[Gunners]

Classical, he was skillful, but other players have skills, this way he will always be remembered. Still no one can top my man Roy keane.

[Spanish Hoffkage]

Not necesserily, he is a French Algerian, i am a Brittish Jamaican. Saying he is French is dismissing his cultural background, which some people can take great offense to, a heads up.

In anycase, the headbutt owned, it was slick, didn't fuck about with it, just ''yeh you speaking to me'' *Bop*.

Not necessarily. I'm sure that if you ask him he's gonna say he's french and a proud one. You can say he is french of algerian ascendancy. In fact, he's muslim as most of people from algeria, and i bet that headbutt comes from some insult referring his religion or race.

Saying he's french is not dismissing his cultural background. Much more this days when there's so much intercultural stuff. No need to tell in France where theres tons of people like him.

[Jedi Mind Tricks]

Zidane is French, his parents are Algerian.


Back to the topic at hand.

A headbutt from a French Muslim who just got his nipples squeezed by some Italian guy >>>>>>>> than a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

[Gunners]

Not necessarily. I'm sure that if you ask him he's gonna say he's french and a proud one. You can say he is french of algerian ascendancy. In fact, he's muslim as most of people from algeria, and i bet that headbutt comes from some insult referring his religion or race.

Saying he's french is not dismissing his cultural background. Much more this days when there's so much intercultural stuff. No need to tell in France where theres tons of people like him.

I am he is an Algerian French person, diffrent people treat it diffrent ways, for instance me, i class my self as a Brittish Jamaican, if people only see me as a Brittish person i see that as disregarding part of me for what ever reason.

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Back on topic. Chuck Norris RHK defys the laws of physics, but Zidanes head but had style just like his skills.

[Delta Shell]

I'm Bangladeshi. My Parents are Bangladeshi. I live in Britain, I was born and raised in Britain so i'm also British.

I have no problem identifying myself as both British and Bangladeshi. Just because I was born and raised in Manchester doesn't mean i'm going to disregard my Bangladeshi heritage. So yeah, i'd call Zidane French Algerian.

[Giorno Giovanna]

Man, give me Zidane's headbutt any day. That thing was vicious and hardcore. smile-big

[Zhongda]

lol... man the italians have some of the worse fakers...
i forgot who but i saw him jump at the guy and after hiting the floor, he put on this amazing act... slow motion showed that absolultley nothing happened to his leg!

[Coaxmetal]

This is the best way he could end his soccer carreer.

So Zidane FTW!!

[uncanny_sama]

he cant even maintain his balace

he cant even hit he target (face)

he guy wasnt knocked out

he headbutted a soccerplayer

and we all know soccer players are weak fucking pantsie babies that cry over
everything rolling on the floor holding their knees

just like this guy he gets hit on the chest and as soon as he hits the floor his hands are holding his face

fucking fail

[Sunuvmann]

As good and cool as Zidane is, he's still French, and that is like -100000000000000 cool points. CN FTW. :bmgai
I completely agree with that statement. That was truly awesome but because he is French, (I know Algerian but colonials count) he looses the cool points needed to win.

[Ion]

Bah. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is overrated! I've seen McDojo blackbelts that can rival that kick!

[Solar]

Look Chuck Norris's roundhouses kick cures aids and cancer, then kills in the very next milisecond. If that doesn't Pwn all, then call me a jizz-bucket and paint me white

[Level 70 Orc Ninja]

Look Chuck Norris's roundhouses kick cures aids and cancer

According to the encyclopedia of Norris Facts (lol), I believe his tears cure cancer, not his kick.

[omiK]

Zidane headbut wins. Zidane is international. Better and stronger move.

[Dionysus]

OK. If an official tried to take Norris off the field, there's be a whole heap of officials flying out of the arena saying their prayers. That is, if they even tried to disicpline the Norris.

Zidane's power only holds sway over Italian soccer players. So, that's people who'll roll on the ground crying if you blow on them. The officials still hold power over the guy, even though he doesn't ever play a professional game after this.

Chuck Norris wins this one.

[Hype]

I have a chance to block a roundhouse kick I would need a concrete wall to block the divine nut

[omg laser pew pew!]

he cant even maintain his balace

he cant even hit he target (face)

he guy wasnt knocked out

he headbutted a soccerplayer

and we all know soccer players are weak fucking pantsie babies that cry over
everything rolling on the floor holding their knees

just like this guy he gets hit on the chest and as soon as he hits the floor his hands are holding his face

fucking fail[/QUOTE]

How the hell does that make Zidane weak?

[starsun]

The headbutt takes it all... what if he headbutted his d*ck :X

[Rice Ball]

For anyone who missed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1i_l0OeeMc