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Donkey Show
07-09-2006, 03:43 PM
Post Moonwalker MJ (cannot turn into Moonwalker Robot):
Dance skills like whoa
Pedo power
Can transform into a black panther
Can break windows with his voice
Can summon Bubbles

vs

Usher:
Can pop collars
Apparently can create fire (Burn video)
Can summon Little Jon (OOOKAAAAAAAAY!!!)

Justin Timberlake a.k.a. JT:
Can do the robot
Can slow down/stop time (Cry Me a River video)
Can summon Lance Bass (who did Sephiroth's voice in KH)

All of them are bloodlusted. Battlefield is the dance floor. Who will win?
Hangatýr
07-09-2006, 04:04 PM
MJ is the King of DarknessPop, he takes this easily.
Rice Ball
07-09-2006, 04:12 PM
Such an unfair match.

Wacko Jacko has shown us at least 2 types of shapeshifting, hes also shown his ability to increase his size and turn golden and screw young boys.
Mojim
07-09-2006, 04:25 PM
Jacko FTW!!! :occa
Uuuumm..btw what happen to him right now? :huh It's been ages i've heard news bout him since the molested court thingy. :)
Kyuubi Naruto
07-09-2006, 04:38 PM
MJ can also transform himself into a giant robot with missiles and also an aircraft . This was shown in his movie Moowalker.

MJ for the win
Sumoni
07-09-2006, 04:38 PM
Mecha Michael FTW!!

Also Lance Bass played Cloud's voice in KH not sephiroth(in the first game he had no voice).
Donkey Show
07-09-2006, 04:43 PM
Mecha Michael FTW!!

Also Lance Bass played Cloud's voice in KH not sephiroth(in the first game he had no voice).
WRONG! =P Lance Bass did play as Sephiroth in KH. If you look at the credits on the KH booklet in the back, it lists Lance as Sephy. And I mean, who else can make Sin Harvest sound so homo? XD

And people people people... look at what I wrote for MJ. Post-Moonwalker... meaning he can't turn into the robot anymore. He's just Black and White MJ. XD
Hangatýr
07-09-2006, 04:48 PM
WRONG! =P Lance Bass did play as Sephiroth in KH. If you look at the credits on the KH booklet in the back, it lists Lance as Sephy. And I mean, who else can make Sin Harvest sound so homo? XD

And people people people... look at what I wrote for MJ. Post-Moonwalker... meaning he can't turn into the robot anymore. He's just Black and White MJ. XD
Post means he still has the power, pre'd mean he doesn't.
Sumoni
07-09-2006, 04:48 PM
WRONG! =P Lance Bass did play as Sephiroth in KH. If you look at the credits on the KH booklet in the back, it lists Lance as Sephy. And I mean, who else can make Sin Harvest sound so homo? XD

And people people people... look at what I wrote for MJ. Post-Moonwalker... meaning he can't turn into the robot anymore. He's just Black and White MJ. XD

:oh You're right. He does play him.

Well if he can't turn mecha than he has his near Lord-of-the-dance legs that can't be matched. Not to mention those sharp pointy shoes....one kick from theose flailing legs and JT and Usher are done for.
Donkey Show
07-09-2006, 04:52 PM
Post means he still has the power, pre'd mean he doesn't.
Regardless for this match, he can't turn into the Moonwalker robot, as plastic surgery has taken much of his mecha powers away (thus why he can transform in to the panther). O_o