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SwordKing
07-02-2006, 03:14 AM
Naruto, Chouji, and Kiba enter a fried chicken restruant. Naruto puts a coupon on the counter and poiints to guy in a chicken suit outside.
Naruto: Hey lady, we got this coupon from the chicken guy outside.
The cashier inspects the coupon.
Cashier: Sorry kid, this coupon expired two months ago.
Naruto: WHAT?! Why that....!
Naruto dives outside and tackles the chicken. A fierce, and very silly, battle ensues.
Kiba: You think we should do something?
Chouji: Eh, let's eat first.
Kiba: ..... Yeah, OK.
So, who comes out on top, the future Hokage or Peter Griffin's lifelong enemy? And how exactly will it play out?
escamoh
07-02-2006, 03:24 AM
Naruto kills the chicken, grills it and eats it :oh.
Renegade
07-02-2006, 05:58 AM
......no comment :wink
Azure-kun
07-02-2006, 06:38 AM
the frog king eats the chicken and naruto dances on his head eatting ramen...
Shogun
07-02-2006, 06:40 AM
poor chicken, he would be so dead so fast...
The Space Cowboy
07-02-2006, 06:43 AM
Naruto: Ban kai!
Chicken: What the hell?
Naruto: Always wanted to say that. This new "Bleach" manga kicks ass.
Chicken: Idiot.
Naruto: Katon! (Because everyone needs a little KFC)
Danse
07-02-2006, 06:47 AM
*agress with Mohkay*
Azure-kun
07-02-2006, 06:49 AM
I wonder if naruto would use the poor chicken as apart ramen. . .*wakes away and thinkz*
*uzumaki-naruto*
07-02-2006, 07:52 AM
naruto with ease unless its a super saiyan evil chicken that has sharingan.
SwordKing
07-02-2006, 08:27 AM
No, but it can still put up a good fight. See here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM857vl_tL8&search=chicken%20fight
And here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFfk2FXZvzk&search=family%20guy%20chicken
My own call is after a long and rediculous fist fight (The chicken won't give Naruto time to prepare chakra attacks) that goes from in front of the fried chicken place, the girls' bath house, the 5th Hokage's office, Kakashi's apartment, Sasuke's front yard, and finally on top of the Hokage Monument, Naruto finally triumphs. But as Naruto walks to get a late lunch, and several bandages, we see a wing shoot up and form a defiant fist. DA DA DUM!
That chicken is no joke. Naruto's got a fight on his hands.
Gambitz
07-02-2006, 12:41 PM
R.I.P. Family Guy Chicken
lekki
07-02-2006, 12:41 PM
You all seem to forget that the Chicken survived being shredded by an airplane propeller in his second fight with Peter.
That Chicken is hardcore.
Giorno Giovanna
07-02-2006, 03:03 PM
You all seem to forget that the Chicken survived being shredded by an airplane propeller in his second fight with Peter.
That Chicken is hardcore.
I am telling you, man, that Chicken is like Freddy or Jason, it just won't die. It will "die" only to come back in a pure random moment. I say Naruto...for now.
lekki
07-02-2006, 06:05 PM
If the chicken can't die, how can Naruto win?
Comic Book Guy
07-02-2006, 06:10 PM
The Chicken.
No, seriously. I'm not kidding.
The chicken guy.
Only peter can match him and hopefully, one day he will find a way to kill him.
Azure-kun
07-02-2006, 10:09 PM
you know what they say. . .if ya cant beat'em eat'em.
GoldenJoe
07-02-2006, 10:25 PM
one word. rasengan
shadow978
08-07-2006, 03:10 AM
Naruto would win then say:Sasuke could you heat up the chicken with your Fire Ball Jutsu!!!:laugh
Havoc
08-07-2006, 03:12 AM
The Chicken.
Sasuke_Asakura
08-07-2006, 06:10 PM
family guy chiken wins O,YEA LOL are u jokeing???
i hope u r.
Solar
08-07-2006, 07:33 PM
Naruto's Ransengan, however overused, would put an appropriate end to the chicken...fast. He's tough with the hand-to hand combat, but swirling chakra ballz of death ftw.
Sawako
08-07-2006, 07:38 PM
Naruto would eat the chicken.
Goodfellow
08-08-2006, 06:58 AM
My money is on the chicken. If peter cant kill him, how could Naruto do it o.O
Pinkaugust
08-08-2006, 07:13 PM
If Peter can't beat it, neither can Naruto...
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