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CrazyMoronX
05-31-2006, 12:22 PM
Satan vs anyone (except that guy with the fiddle), in a contest of instrumental music.

Rules:
Any instrument can be used.

Any band, group of people, or single person can be used.

If needs be, Satan has perfect replicas of himself, to match multiple people.

This is Satan, Lucifer, what have you from the Bible.


So, can anyone outmatch him in a musical contest?
EXhack
05-31-2006, 12:52 PM
Curious, an interesting fact is that the saxophone was associated with the devil because of it's sexy, seductive sound...
Endless Mike
05-31-2006, 12:59 PM
http://demonexterminator.ytmnd.com/
Rice Ball
05-31-2006, 12:59 PM
Robot Devil + Fiddle > Satan
CrazyMoronX
05-31-2006, 03:35 PM
Robots aren't humans, last time I checked.

:nod
Sieg
05-31-2006, 03:42 PM
John Tesh is feared by the devil himself.
Lucidious
05-31-2006, 04:58 PM
Therion. Therion could beat satan in a duel of musical talents.
Freija
05-31-2006, 04:59 PM
Kiss - God Gave Rock and Roll to you > Satan
Lucidious
05-31-2006, 05:02 PM
satan wouldn't fight kiss, he'd eat them
Freija
05-31-2006, 05:05 PM
tsssss Kiss would Lick him up!
Lucidious
05-31-2006, 05:27 PM
kiss LOOKS like the most evil badass band ever (really cool armor) but in fact, they spent ALL their points on looking cool, and NONE on MUSICAL TALENT or SKILLS. KISS FAILS

oh, and simons' toung would sucomb to plague and pestilance if he were to try and lick satan - which he would do, 'cause he's crap.
Endless Mike
05-31-2006, 05:47 PM
I still say Tenacious D takes it.

I am the only one who provided visual evidence, after all.
Sieg
05-31-2006, 05:52 PM
Tenacious D only beat him once. They can't do it again.
Azure-kun
05-31-2006, 09:24 PM
Hawthrone Hights Pwn Lucifer. Nuff said.
Donkey Show
05-31-2006, 10:25 PM
Tenacious D only beat him once. They can't do it again.
Tenacious D can do it again. Especially in their post crisis Wonderboy and Nasty Man form.

Why? They have the power...... to move you. (guitar solo)
Sieg
05-31-2006, 10:34 PM
Hmm... I'm not sure the power to kill a yack 200 yards away will help against satan in a music contest.
Lucidious
05-31-2006, 11:48 PM
well, we all know that i can beat satan in a contest of musical talent for only pure chromatic-death metal could defeat satan, and since myself and my bandmate are the ones to pioneer the genre, we win. :)
Envy
06-01-2006, 12:23 AM
Satan was an angel himself, mind you, the chief of all angels. Angels are made to priase god. Satan wins.
Yoshitsune
06-01-2006, 12:25 AM
but this sounds a lot like the Futurama satan that was a robot who played a fiddle...
nbaldwin
06-01-2006, 12:37 AM
I was really hoping somebody would say Tenacious D =).
CrazyMoronX
06-01-2006, 09:59 AM
Satan was an angel himself, mind you, the chief of all angels. Angels are made to priase god. Satan wins.

Satan was also responsible for filling heaven with music, and he had musical instruments embedded into his body. This is why I chose him.

I guess not many people took it seriously, so whatever.

Tenacious D wouldn't win, they had the best song ever made, but not the best instrumental ever made. :)
Envy
06-01-2006, 11:11 AM
Satan was also responsible for filling heaven with music, and he had musical instruments embedded into his body. This is why I chose him.

I guess not many people took it seriously, so whatever.

Tenacious D wouldn't win, they had the best song ever made, but not the best instrumental ever made. :)

Thread was a bit biased then huh? ;D
CrazyMoronX
06-01-2006, 11:22 AM
Biased towards Tenacious D.
Yoshitsune
06-01-2006, 02:32 PM
nothing to do with Tenacious D?
Donkey Show
06-01-2006, 02:51 PM
But who cares when they have the power.... and I quote...

"How bout the power... to move you."

That's FTW right there.

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