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Hype
05-30-2006, 06:27 PM
Pai Mai the tough old bastard from Kill Bill 2 (he rocks)

http://i2.tinypic.com/117s2mq.jpg

vs

Jet Lee

http://i2.tinypic.com/117s51f.jpg

For me Pai Mai plucks his eyes out then expodes his heart :mad

CrazyMoronX
05-30-2006, 06:30 PM
Just base Jet Li?

Movie Kung Fu masters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> regular human martial artists.

~ Masamune ~
05-30-2006, 06:30 PM
Pai Mai is a freaking legend,he has practised martial arts for xxxx years and well he can rip your heart out:s(or explode:p)

Hype
05-30-2006, 06:53 PM
Just base Jet Li?

Movie Kung Fu masters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> regular human martial artists.


Good point we may have to pimp Jet up a little any suggestions

CS2 perhaps ???

Spanish Hoffkage
05-30-2006, 06:54 PM
Pai was beated by a pair of dead fishes :oh

Hype
05-30-2006, 06:56 PM
Pai was beated by a pair of dead fishes :oh

Well she was a expert in fishy murder she was a bloody mermaid at one point :mad

Sieg
05-30-2006, 06:58 PM
Pai Mai would rip out his balls eyes before he even made a move.

Btw, anyone can be poisoned through food. Jirayia anyone?

~ Masamune ~
05-30-2006, 07:01 PM
Give Jet Li "The one" powers, =very fast,3xhuman strength,etc..

OniTasku
05-30-2006, 08:02 PM
Pai Mai would win. He's ancient, a kung-fu master (literally) and would take down Jet Lee quickly.

Seany
05-31-2006, 09:15 AM
Pai Mai :)

narutorulez
05-31-2006, 09:37 AM
a hard choice,Jet Lee was pretty kick ass in Once upon a time in China, but i think Pai Mai would probaly win

CrazyMoronX
05-31-2006, 09:55 AM
Jet Li with "The One" powers would be a good one.

Even still, Pai Mai was on par with those powers. Super strength? He could punch through solid oak from 1 inch. Super agility? He jumped and balanced himself on a sword in mid-swing!!

Still, the One seemed to have a lot of durability, I bet he could pull out a win.

Hype
05-31-2006, 02:34 PM
Jet Li with "The One" powers would be a good one.

Even still, Pai Mai was on par with those powers. Super strength? He could punch through solid oak from 1 inch. Super agility? He jumped and balanced himself on a sword in mid-swing!!

Still, the One seemed to have a lot of durability, I bet he could pull out a win.


I dont care how durable your body is if Pai Mai decides to expolde you heart your fucked :P

CrazyMoronX
05-31-2006, 02:51 PM
Maybe, but Jet Li could dodge that, easily enough.

Comic Book Guy
05-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Enlighten this poor soul, but. . . who is Pai Mai?

uncle jafuncle
05-31-2006, 04:33 PM
Jet Li defeated a tsunami in one kick with only a broken foot as a consequence. Still, you can't beat three foot long sideburns, a Guan Yu style beard, and huge caterpillar eyebrows.

The hairy sunuvabitch ftw...

Sieg
05-31-2006, 04:37 PM
Enlighten this poor soul, but. . . who is Pai Mai?

From Kill Bill

Lucidious
05-31-2006, 04:43 PM
Pai Mai ftw. the tsunami incident was in real life too, so i woulde have to say that it would be close.. but they don't call a master a master because he loses to tsunami kickin' multi-demsional traveling martial artists. he did get to dine within ten paces of the emperor though...

Comic Book Guy
05-31-2006, 05:37 PM
From Kill Bill

Never saw it.

uncle jafuncle
05-31-2006, 06:40 PM
From Kill Bill

Never saw it.

Basically, he plucks out eyeballs, punches through oak boards with an inch punch, can leap onto a tai-chi style sword in mid swing, has supernatural strength, agility, dexterity, and ageless. He is also said to have killed an entire shaolin temple by himself due to one monks inability to acknowledge Pai Mei as they passed one another on a path.


@Lucid-dono: I suppose if "The One" Jet Li took the power of "Hero" Jet Li and "irl" Jet Li then he would be able to defeat Pai Mei.

Kisame
05-31-2006, 11:47 PM
Pai Mai wins.

Dammit why the hell he had to die.

Lucidious
05-31-2006, 11:51 PM
@Lucid-dono: I suppose if "The One" Jet Li took the power of "Hero" Jet Li and "irl" Jet Li then he would be able to defeat Pai Mei.

i say old chap, good show! i second that statement!

Hype
06-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Pai Mai wins.

Dammit why the hell he had to die.


Too true :cry

I'm sure I heard a rumour long ago that tartino was considering a prequel with him involved in some way that would fugging own